- All citizens of the Candy Kingdom. - Oh, my Glob.
Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com
See-Thru Princess! The sun has set!
- Quit stalling! - Begin the retelling!
Uhh, right...
Wait, wait! Hold on, you guys!
Sorry I'm late, Princess.
- I was... - Reading.
- Book-lovin' Glassboy. - Bibliophile!
Doesn't everything you read just leak outta ya?
That was a good one.
Okay, lights!
Back in the old days...
the wasteland desert was struck with a bolt of magic lightning.
Kra-kow!
And thus was born our glorious Glass Kingdom.
And for hundreds of years, things were cool.
Until from deep within the ancient furnace
rose the dragon Molto Larvo!
Ohhhh!
Larvo's fire gunked up our entire kingdom.
It was real bad times all 'round.
But the Lightning Lord above saw our trouble and sent us...
- a hero. - Marceline!
Yes.
Brave St. Marceline came to our aid.
With her silver shovel and a holy song,
she cast Larvo back into the depths of the pit.
And once a year, we gather to sing her holy song
to keep the monster locked up in the furnace.
But... what if Marceline slayed Larvo?
He hasn't been seen since that day.
We don't have to be afraid of the furnace anymore.
- What? - What are you talking about?
I read about it in this ancient book.
The furnace used to fix people.
Broken people...
like me.
Don't kid yourself, crack face.
I like the way you are.
Yeah, you have a great "personality."
He does.
Choir master!
Make the children sing!
Aw, yeah. The pit!
Hah! It's working!
My life is turnin' around.
Oh.
Hi, Larvo.
I'm just gonna fix my crack...
and get
crackin'!
Ha ha. Ha ha.
Aah!
The key!
Crack!
Aah!
Crack!
Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack.
Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack... Oof!
Gotcha, key thief!
Glassboy?
What have you done?
I just wanted to fix myself.
Your hideous face has angered the creature.
Hey, I'm sure he didn't mean...
No singing in the world can stop the horrors to come now!
No, I can fix it. I'll find Marceline.
Marceline lived a hecka long time ago.
And you're going to the jail tower for this.
What? I know she's out there.
She's probably slaying a dragon right now.
Raaaaaahhhhh!
Pbht! Aah!
No! Yuck!
Thanks, ya goof.
How's the song coming along?
It's pretty whatever, I dunno.
I rarely see you this focused.
Thanks, Peebs!
Wait. Was that a diss?
No, no. It's admirable.
You're so... in the zone.
I guess I have been going for a new sound this time.
I really wanna get it right.
- Can I hear it? - Uhh...
alright.
Okay! Nope!
No! It's not done yet.
Hey, it's alright.
I can't wait to hear it when it's ready.
I can't believe it.
Why would you release Glassboy?
We need St. Marceline.
Glassboy knows more about her than anyone.
Glassboy is a fool.
He'll take one step outside and get his gross
crack stuck in his own foot.
He would!
I know. That's why I said it.
I just...
It's my right, y'know.
Perhaps you should step down?
No! He'll find Marceline!
Okay, but he's probably already dead.
- Hmph! - Princess!
- Wait!
We have more excellent advice!
Marceline...
Mm. Huh?
Aah!
Who are you?
Good evening.
And how you been?
Are you the chump with dry skin?
No.
I'm looking for Marceline.
Oh, quack! A boy with a head crack.
Hey!
Marceline, Marceline.
The Vampire Queen!
Through the Candy, you must go
to the place where grass doth grow.
Thank you, strange duck.
Bye.
How lucky for me that oblivious is he.
The boy is none the wiser
of my cart of illegal moisturizer!
This is going out to a little girl named Marceline.
Hey, old guy! You know Marceline?
Hey. Time for you to leave!
- Get back here! - No!
Huh? Whoa!
Oh!
- Oomph! - Ugh!
So...
big Marcy fan, huh?
- Simon! - Hi, gang.
I was just playing out at Dirt Beer Guy's tavern
with my best stuff, and, uh...
then this guy showed up.
Aaaaaaahhhhh!
St. Marceline!
I'm... just gonna to use your, um...
facilities.
So...
you know about Marcy then?
Do I?
Half vampire, half demon, half god!
Nice.
She single-handedly bested the horrible dragon Larvo!
Larvo?
The dragon has returned.
The Glass Kingdom needs you again, dude.
She did it!
Marceline, you won!
Seriously?
Marceline! Marceline!
Fine. We're done.
Marceline saved us from the dragon!
Uuhhh, I dunno.
Yeah. We're sorry about your kingdom, kid.
But we know other heroes who could...
Pl-e-e-e-ease!
Aah! Aah!
What? This is how I cope!
Aah! Please don't!
I'm too old to die!
You're after Marceline?
Too bad, goopy! She already left!
Now, next to the family of bugs, draw...
a silver tree.
Perfect.
Now what? Hmm.
Above that tree, draw...
a panda with a hat.
That's silly.
I want to draw a walrus in an overcoat.
No, no. The panda is very important.
Okay, Mommy.
Give him a hat.
A biiiiig pointy hat.
You're gonna be a great artist when you grow up, Marceline.
Yeah. I know.
Hey, why are we going this way?
Because it's the fastest route.
Why do you ask? Nothing.
It's just...
I used to live around here.
What? Really?
When was this?
I don't really wanna talk about it.
Ooh, so mysterious all the time.
Just like your song! Chk-chk!
How ya doin' back there, Glassboy?
This is all gonna go great.
Wow! It's just as beautiful as I remember it.
The great ceremonial glass doorbell!
I love ceremony.
First, approach the bell quietly and give it a single strike.
And now for the best part!
The welcome bowl!
Mmm! Sand.
I was thinking, if we have some time left over
after you defeat the dragon, then maybe...
Hey, Peebs,
can we get this over with?
No visitors.
We're in a state of emergency.
Yes! And we're here to help...
Do you have a royal invitation?
Well, not officially, but...
No invite, no entry.
Get lost, pinky!
Okay, that's it.
Actually, someone probably remembers me.
Aaahhh! The great bell!
Vandals! When the other shards get here,
they're gonna chiiiiiiip yoooouuuu uuupppppp.
- How rude. - Oh.
Where's the dragon?
Be cool.
I'll handle this with diplomacy.
Apologies for the unorthodox entrance, Glass citizens.
Surround them now!
Uh-oh.
Filthy opaque intruders!
Glassboy!
Wait, I was being haughty!
It's wonderful to formally meet you, Your Majesty.
STP!
I'm so happy to see you alive.
Well, we're not.
Glassboy snuck a pair of trashwater harpies
into our perfect civ...
Into our perfect civilization.
Shards! Take him back to the tower, you guys.
It's Marceline!
The real Marceline!
Bah! This could be any run-of-the-mill cave hag.
Why should we believe you even?
Marceline...
What? Huh!
Marcy!
Heh heh. They're jellybeans.
It's not gross.
Rrrrrrgghhh!
Alright, whoever you are.
Let's play.
Ahh!
Dang.
Hey! Get back here!
Rrrahh!
Why ya hidin', bro?
Oh. Aah!
Oh, no!
St. Marceline!
Whoa!
Sound waves?
Hey, Marceline!
Turn up the reverb!
Whew.
- Marceline! Marceline! - Bleh-heh-heh-heh!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my gosh, she is so dope.
Marceline! Marceline!
By the way, I consider "cave hag" a compliment.
Oooooooooo!
Hmph!
Next up?
Taking care of that dragon.
- Marceline! Marceline! - Oh, yeeeahhh!
Redemption for Glassboy!
Cleansing spray?
Ack! Bleh!
Ah, you got sprayed!
That's a pretty high honor.
Whoa, wait. Did you wanna be sprayed, too?
No, no.
I'm happy that everyone's treating you so well.
I'm just...
It's like I'm nothing to them.
Hey. You're everything to me, okay?
How long will it take you to write a new incantation?
Incantation?
The dragon's grown too powerful to be repelled
by your original holy song.
Dudes, your ceremony isn't working
because you've been donking up the lyrics.
Listen up, y'all.
Um... Peebs?
Are you gonna be okay hearing this again?
Do what you have to do, Marceline.
I guess you've still got it.
Listen, Bonnie...
you know all that stuff I said...
Oh, I get it now!
That song's about her, isn't it?
Of course. It's not even subtle.
Why didn't it work?
It's been like a million years since that song worked.
Mind if I try?
What?
The Morrow was following us with that the whole time?
Peebs, were you expecting me to fail?
We never did figure out why your song
worked in the first place.
My next-gen barrier will buy me time
to figure out Larvo's true weakness.
The outsider's song just made the dragon angrier and sassier.
What's your plan now?
- Alright, um... - Marceline can do it.
Tell them, Princess. Princess! Tell them!
Tell them, Princess! Tell them!
Put a cork in it, Glassboy!
Please! Just get out of my face for five seconds!
Ah! I got this.
I got this. I got this.
No.
It has to be me.
I'll write a new angrier song.
I'm just not that angry young punk anymore.
It's like I don't even remember
what it's like to be hurt and sad.
- Mm-hmm. - No.
It's still in me somewhere.
I just have to go find it.
"Go"?
I have to go back.
Back to the place where I was hurt the most.
Marcy! This is a bad idea!
That's it! That's the hat panda!
Look, Mom!
You're a regular cartographer, Marcy.
We'll be at the secret clubhouse party in no time.
Mom, will they have food there?
Every party has food.
All the good parties, anyway.
Hey, let's play a game.
I see...
something that starts with an "S."
Huh. Is it that scorpion?
No.
Is it that skeleton under the scorpion?
Maybe we should play something el...
Ooh! I see something that starts with a "P."
Puppy!
This puppy's funny-looking.
Whazzaaap?
Uhh! W'zup?
Whoa, mama.
Bad doggy!
Huah!
Marceline!
Mommy?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Whazzaaap?
Mmmmm-hooah!
You're so competent.
Yeah, I'm a pretty good stabber.
Thanks for volunteering.
The giant baster seems excessive.
Check, check.
Is this what passes for music in Cotton Candy Land or whatever?
Wha... Wha... What's this, now?
Look out!
Aah!
Eugh! You've gone warped, Princess.
First Glassboy, then that fakey Marceline.
Now you're putting faith in a princess
even more helpless than you, okay?
So either grow up or step aside.
Oh, geez, oh, geez, oh, geez, ahh, geez.
Don't worry, good people!
I've got this under control.
Just need a sec.
Yo, Peebs, listen to this.
Why are you acting like this?
Oh, come on. You love it.
They'll all be killed if I don't figure out
how to defeat the dragon.
They're made of glass.
They break.
- Who cares? - I do.
They need me.
Uh-huh.
Stop it.
I don't have time for you right now.
Ugh! why are you being such a bummer?
Could you just get out of my face
for five seconds, you jerk?
If you didn't want me here, then why did you ask me?
I didn't!
They called for me, and you tagged along.
Go home.
I honestly can't focus with you here
acting like monster trash.
Well...
as long as we're being really honest...
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Mom?
Am I... a scary monster?
Marcy, come here.
Mommy!
Hey, sweetie.
I'm gonna fix this motorcycle up for us,
but it's gonna take a while.
Here's a special VIP card to get into the secret clubhouse.
- What? - You're...
You're gonna be late for the party.
Follow the map. But I wanna stay with you.
Marceline!
I don't have time for you right now!
Secret clubhouse!
Boop!
Hello?
I see you.
Party!
I've figured out a way to stop Larvo for good.
It'll be risky.
Risky? I'm on thin ice as it is.
I wish I could read lips.
- You're a princess. - Yeah.
Which means protecting your people no matter what.
Even when your vampire girlfriend bails on you.
Oh!
We need a system to convey a butt-ton of liquid.
But I don't have the resources here.
My people can help.
Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
I have a plan to defeat Larvo.
Based on my research!
And it's going to require all of us.
What's with the touchy-feely inspirational jazz?
Can it!
I'm over you thimbleheads always chipping my cups.
This is a crisis, and I intend to lead with transparency.
Role model! Right here.
Hm!
Whaddaya think, Lemmy?
"That was great."
"Yeah. You're so good at music, Marceline."
"Why is your mom scared of you?
Where is she?"
She saw what I did to the mean dog.
Then she found a scooter, and...
"That was her ticket out of town."
"You scare everybody away, Marceline.
Just like your dad."
"Hey, Marcy did that on purpose."
Like a funny joke."
Yeah. That's right.
When people get scared and run away,
it's because I want them to!
What's up, Lemmy?
"Hey, dude."
This thing always got on my nerves.
One new message.
Marceline...
you're there, aren't you?
Brave girl.
I'm sorry I had to trick you.
But you're tough enough to handle this world on your own.
And it's not gonna change you because you have a good heart.
I love you, Marceline.
I hope you can forgive me.
End of messages.
Ugh.
Mom...
Mom?
It's me, Glassboy!
Ha ha!
I heard something weird, so I came in.
I wanna be alone right now!
Please don't send me away.
I-I'm just like you.
You don't say.
I thought I was sad that See-Thru Princess turned on me,
but now I know it was just punk-rock anger.
Ah!
Is that really what I sound like?
Oh, what am I doing?
Huh?
We're here to reconnect with your punk-rock anger!
Nah. I need to be with Bubblegum.
She's good for me.
It's not her fault I've got baggage.
Oh. Well...
when we get back, maybe I can show you all my fave manga.
Uh...
Can't run.
My bass.
My bass!
Ready? Hm!
Here it comes.
He got really big.
Down here, Larvo!
Now!
I did it!
All that root beer came from my body.
Any other day
I would totally annihilate you for wrecking my stuff.
Wha...
But Bonnie is more important.
Ha ha! Eat it!
Aaah! The molten one!
Caution! Broken glass!
It's just as we predicted.
It's going to destroy us all.
C'mon. Now's our chance to act.
Run! Run! Run!
Oh, no. I'm too late!
Run to the bridge!
Egress! Egress!
- Bonnie! - Marceline!
Glassboy.
- Princess. - Quick!
Get out your bass and start singing.
- My bass is smashed. - Aaah!
You loved that bass.
Well, um...
then your new song must be extra angry and sad.
No. It feels more like...
a wave of acceptance has washed over me.
Nooooooo!
Hey. I wrote a hateful song.
Look out!
This thing really hates me.
'Scuse me. Whoo!
It's me you want!
Leave my princess alone!
Aah!
This is the last place the beast will...
Huh?
I didn't think this through!
Glassboy!
Yeah, get in that death hole.
- So what now? - The forcefield!
We'll crank it all the way up!
Yes! We can trap them both in there forever!
- Aaah! - Whoa!
Someone turned my forcefield on full blast!
Uh, I think someone broke this.
Bail?
PB?
Is he breathing?
No. But that's okay.
I don't think he breathes.
We gotta find a way out of here.
Aah, stop!
The forefield has destabilized the entire chamber.
Why did I even create a "full blast" setting?
Live and learn.
Hmm...
This is pretty bad, huh?
Yeah, pretty bad.
Probably should've tried singing anyway.
I was sorta hoping your song wouldn't work
so I could finally show the Glass Kingdom
how much of a scientific genius I am.
Well, mission accomplished?
I'm so sorry I left you alone on this.
It's just... being back here
where all this bad stuff happened...
My mom and I didn't talk about bad stuff.
When she got really sick, she didn't even tell me.
She meant well, but I think it messed me up
about being honest about my feelings.
You and me are in a good place now.
Well, not right now, obviously!
You know...
if this is really the end,
I have something I want to sing to you.
Oh!
Marceli... Oh, Glob!
I love you, okay?
At least they'll find our skeletons entwined forever.
I don't have a skeleton, but that's pretty romantic!
Stay back!
Look, it's got a mushy center.
- Just like me... - Yeah!
We can totally kill it now!
Peebs, no.
Whoa! Also, ewwww.
But mostly awwwww.
Shutting down the barrier?
Um, it's not advisable, Majestyyyy.
Shut your blow holes!
You trapped my best friend in there to die.
Shame!
Yo. My knife.
Huh?
Aww!
This is going to cost millions to reglaze.
Glassboy...
My Princess! You're... You're...
Highness, are you alright?
What a tragic turn.
I am so sad to tell you that your reign is over.
On account of that nasty crack.
No way.
She got pants now.
We were taught that cracks make us less,
but one brave boy showed me the truth.
That's you, Glassboy.
Me!
You don't need to hide that crack... ever.
All of you?
Why were you hiding them?
I was afraid people would judge me...
the way I judge them.
Me too!
No, no, no!
Everyone, stop taking your clothes off!
Hey, Sandy, what's this?
It's nothing!
You have one, too!
Frosty jerk!
How dare you!
Oh!
Sorry I ever doubted you.
Yeah, sorry for bullying you your whole life.
Marceline, you're in grave danger!
But don't worry. I brought help!
Hooah!
Wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee...
Unh!
Hey, PB.
Y'all got monster trubs?
PB, are these friends of yours?
Have at you.
Aah! Come on.
Yep. These are my people.
And I'm really proud of them.
That man's towel just blew off.
My bad.
Eh.
Shards?
I must look a real mess.
Nuh-unh, you always look great after fighting a monster.
You think so?
This is nice. We never get to dance.
You're always the one performing.
I have a lot more songs I want to sing.
Reeeeeeal sappy ones.
Good.
I've always loved your songs.
Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com