And as it waded through the carnage it had wrought,
the vampire smashed their skulls just for the fun of it!
No way!
Yes way! It did!
And, also, the vampire hunched over its victims
and breathed their vaporized blood mist!
Ah, geez!
Jake, is this stuff you're saying true,
or are you just trying to mess me up?
You have to be honest.
Oh, it's true, man.
I heard it through a reliable source.
Reliable? Rats.
Yeah, some say it haunted this very tree!
- This tree? - Good night!
- Jake!
You're full of it, Jake!
No worms on the bed!
Huh?
Jake! Jake!
I saw someone outside the window!
It must be the vampire, and I think we're unprepared, so I —
Relax, buddy. I made that story up.
I was just trying to scare you.
But you said you heard it from a reliable source.
I made that up, too.
I was trying to scare you, and it worked!
Whoa!
No one's outside.
Whew!
It was just the wind, scaredy-cat.
I wasn't scared. I was singing.
I was singing my scream song.
You're a total wuss, man.
Hey, guys. What's up?
I'm Marceline the Vampire Queen.
Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist?
Don't suck our blood!
Calm down, weenies.
I'm not gonna do that.
So...
You don't suck blood?
Sometimes I do, but it's not the blood that I like.
It's the color. I eat shades of red.
Golly!
Mmm!
Wow, I'm exhausted.
I've been traveling all over the Land of Ooo,
and I've seen some stuff
that would reallymake you say, "like what?"
Like what?
I found a School of Goldfish Beasts.
Yah! Yee-haw!
And I fooled around in the Fire Kingdom.
Ooh!
Oh, and check these out.
Nuts?
Oh, these aren't just ordinary nuts.
You're wonderful.
Yeah, uh, thank you for not sucking our blood.
You guys seem cool, too.
But as you can imagine, I'm really tired,
so you two should probably get going.
What?
Look.
"M" for "Marceline."
Oh, man.
I carved it in this tree years ago —
long before you two rascals started squatting here.
But seriously, guys, thanks for keeping the place warm for me.
Like, really great. Thanks.
Huh?
Good night!
Come on, Finn, let's get out of here!
She can't kick us out of our house!
No, Finn, wait!
Get down here, lady, and fight me!
She's a vampire, dude!
What?
I'm gonna kill her!
Dude, if half the stories I've heard and/or made up are true,
vampires willkill you.
There's no question.
But what about our home?
A vampire took it!
Ah, we should go house hunting — bag us a new house.
But I like our home.
Finn, house hunting is wild!
You got to try it!
Really?
Yeah, man. It is so nuts!
You always know what to say.
Blah, blee, bloo, blah, blah, bloobity, blah, bloop!
Okay, I'm convinced.
Let's roll!
Sweet, things are gonna start going our way.
Hey, look. See? What did I tell you?
This is weak!
I don't even like any of these places.
I want to go home.
Finn, let me tell you a little something
about what "home" really means.
I don't want to hear a lecture, dude.
I just want to go home.
With your lucky stars to guide you from above.
Yeah, I guess I'd rather be out here,
wrapped in your ear,
than be in some awesome house all by my...
souse.
I'd rather be dancing with some babes.
Shut up, dude!
Gross. This place looks gross.
And abandoned.
And abandoned. And abandoned. And abandoned.
Whoa, bro!
Want to just live in here?
Yes.
So, what do you think, man?
We did pretty good for ourselves.
Yeah, we did.
So, uh, what should we do first in our new digs?
Let's trash it and throw a party!
This is it. Feeling good.
Feeling — I'm feeling like we did it.
I'm feeling, like, completely satisfied.
Nothing else can go wrong, you know, Jake?
- Yeah, man. - Oh, yeah. I know, too.
Hey, Finn.
She's back!
Wow, pretty awesome party you got here.
What do you want, Marceline?
Oh, I just want to show you something.
This cave belongs to me!
What?
Thanks for fixing the place up for me.
You — you can't take our home twice!
Aah! It's vampire-fighting time!
Finn, no!
Vampires will killyou, remember?
But she's taking our home again!
We're home as long as we're together!
Blah, blah, blee, blah, bloop, remember?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, Marceline, I'm gonna let you keep this cave,
but only because Jake is my home.
And he's way better than all yourhomes combined!
You know, you're right.
I guess I'll take him, too!
What?
I'll bite him a little...
Aah!
maybe turn him into a zombie.
No!
- Let go of Jake! - Make me.
You okay, pal?
No one... makes me...
let go of Jake!
I'm not scared of you!
You're pathetic, little boy.
You're pathetic!
Get ready for an uppercut, you dog!
Make me.
Blah, blah!
Blah!
l... got to help my buddy!
Your blood is mine!
- Uh-oh.
Ow!
That... actually hurt, Finn.
Mwah!
W-Why you didn't just kill me?
'Cause that was fun!
Whew, I haven't fought like that in years.
Thanks, Finn.
Finn.
A-Aren't you dead?
Nah, before she bit me, I used my powers
to shrink all my guts and blood over to my thumb, see?
You two are pretty hard core.
I can appreciate that.
So... so does that mean we can have our old house back?
Yeah, keep it...
as a gift from me!
Blah!
Yeah! Huh?
Did you guys get on the bed?
I told you, you're not allowed!
Oh, hey, guys.
Huh?
Come here, friends. Hug me.
Oh, yeah. Hug me.