All right, guys,
hammer all these safety signs around this dungeon hole.
I've got to jet off on my swan
to take care of some royal junk.
You got it, Princess.
Whatever you want, mama.
Bubblegum, away!
Ow. Ow. Ow.
There.
That's the last sign, Jake.
Now no one will ever go down this hole ever.
Probably a lot of dangerous, awesome stuff down this hole.
I better go take a look.
Don't, dude.
For you see...
that's the secret entrance
to the dungeon of the crystal eye.
Whoa.
Legend has it that the eye rests
in the deepest chamber of this accursed dungeon.
Man, we shouldn't even be talking about it...
'cause it's lunchtime.
The crystal eye.
I want to meet this dungeon.
Maybe after lunch.
Eh, I'll skip lunch.
Just catch up to me when you finish.
Yeah, right. - What?
Without the aid of my magnificent powers...
Huh? Huh? You'd get killed down there.
Hey, I can do things without you!
You want to bet I can't?
Nope.
Come get your sandwich.
Listen to Jake, Finn.
He only wants what's best for —
Aah! Help me!
Aah!
Come put her out of her misery, dude!
We are betting!
I bet that I'll get that crystal eye
and be back within 11 minutes!
Ready set go!
I better go after him.
No, Jake.
Stay here... With me.
Oh, my.
Dungeons!
Chambers!
Whoa! Evil creatures!
Treasure chests!
Whoo!
Doorways!
Traps! Yah!
I'm in my eleme-e-e-e-e-e-nt!
Huh?
Meow?
Oh!
Mroooooow...
Oh?
Whoa!
Somebody come pick up your freaky cat!
Greetings...
Frank the human boy.
How did you a/most know my name?
I have approximate knowledge of many things.
For instance, I know that I am possibly going to slay you
and munch on your eyeballs.
Heh. Yeah, right.
That sounds like idiot talk.
You're trespassing on my dungeon, manling.
And I am the thing...
you should be afraid of.
You can't hurt me!
I'm a radical boy on a mission for the crystal eye!
I'm going to unzip your skin
and wear you like a little coat.
Unzip this!
Ha!
Bleep! Oof!
Yeow!
Now you die!
- Aah! - Wait a second.
Is that dog smell?
You — you have a dog with you?
I'm out of here!
Yeah, right! Good excuse!
Slaps. That cat was kicking my buns.
And it might have finished my buns
if it weren't for Jake's stank.
Dang it, Jake!
I'll get that crystal eye on my own!
With my own odors.
Pressing on! Let's see.
No to skeletal-remains door.
Whoa!
No to giant monster mouth door.
Oh! Giant key door it is!
if Jake was here,
he could stretch his hand into a key and open it.
Yeah! Key hand!
Ouch.
Hey. What the jug is that?
Oh, sweet! The key!
Ugh!
Jelly cube?
Come on!
Give it to me!
Don't flaunt it if you're not gonna give it up!
Unh!
I'll never get that crystal eye!
No.
No, I just got to stay pumped.
Pump it up! Pump it up!
Whoo! Whoo!
Shake it, shake it!
Whoa! Oof!
Steady, Finn.
This place is probably more creeped out of you
than you are of it.
Hup!
Halt!
Come no further, adventurer!
For you see, none can defeat... the bucket knight!
Okay. Then I won't fight you.
No! You must challenge me to —
Hey, cutie, do you know how to get the crystal eye from here?
Yes, it's through that door over there, but —
- Thanks! - Hey!
You can't pass through that door without battling me!
Yes, I can!
Because I'm huge compared to you!
Just add water and...
exponential growth!
Aw, buckets.
Now activate thine own powers,
and we shall engage in thrilling single combat!
Heh, thing is...
I don't really have any powers.
I see.
Aaaaaaaah!
Dang it! Jake wouldn't be running!
He'd grow all big.
And sock you right in the nose hole!
Whoa! Aah!
Aw, nutzoids!
Haaah!
Come on!
All aboard the knuckle train to fist planet!
Oof! Unh!
/rode the knuckle train?
But... I'm in my element.
Yaaaaaah!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Unh!
That sucked.
All right, Finn. You're in a heavy pickle here.
You don't have Jake,
but you can still handle this!
Meow?
You can still get that crystal eye!
Hey...
My dinner is back.
And your dog isn't with you.
That's what you said, right?
Jack the dog is not "accompanying" you?
You mean Jake?
Jake, Jack, whatever.
He's not here,
which means I'm going to rip your heart out.
Crud, crud, crud, crud, crud!
You can't hide from me, Jim!
I know almost everything, remember?
I know exactly where you might be, Jim.
I'm about to pounce on you.
One...
two...
three!
Aw, man!
Thought you'd be behind this rock.
Hmm.
All right, I know where you are now,
and I'm about to pounce again!
1 ... 2... 3!
Aw, man!
Well, there's only a few more places to look.
Oh, Jake...
I'm such a fool!
A silly, silly fool!
Shh.
Who the heck —
Hey... It's okay.
Shh. I'm your guardian angel, Finn.
I'm here to save you.
R-Really?
Mm-hmm.
Come here.
Let the angel pick you up.
Oh. Okay.
This is radical!
Are you comfortable?
Would you like some snacks?
I'm fine, thank you.
Here. Let me clean you up and mend your clothes.
I'm taking you to the chamber of the crystal eye...
Aw, yeah!
where I'm going to cook you and eat your flesh.
Wow...
Wait. What?
Trust in your...
guardian angel!
Put me down, lady!
As you wish.
Waaah! Unh!
Aw, man.
Everyone wants to eat me up.
It's probably 'cause I'm so sweet.
Now, for little-kid soup.
The secret is a low flame
over a long period.
That's Jake's secret, too.
Sure hope he saves me.
I will save thee, Finn.
Lady, you are sick!
- Oh, Jake. - What?
- Jake! - Finn!
What are you doing here?
Heh, heh, I was looking for you, knucklehead.
I was so worried that, right after lunch,
I plunged into the dungeon after you.
Strangest thing, though.
I kept running into obstacles.
Choose your dueling weapon!
Eh... Um...
uh, I choose...
Sandwich!
The challenges were impossible for me.
But you would have blown right through them.
I kept asking myself, "what would Finn do?"
Just... frustrating.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, I think I do.
Now let's figure out a way out of this cage!
Got it covered...
with key hand!
I don't see any keyholes in this cage, though.
Not a problem, man.
Lock hand!
I'll get us out...
with carrot hand!
Heh heh.
Aah!
Come on, man.
We still got a couple minutes left
to steal that crystal eye and win your bet!
Wait.
You'd help me win a bet that I made
about how I could accomplish something without you?
Just hop on my powdered doughnut, boy!
Cling!
There it is — the crystal eye!
Let's give this the good old friendship lift!
Whoa.
Friendship, g-o-o-o!
Hyah!
At least if I die,
I'll die with my best friend!
Me too!
Get on my swan!
- Ooh! - Okay!
I hope you learned a lesson from all this!
Uh, we learned that two heads are better than one head?
Working together is better than not working together?
Whatever.
Grr.
It looks like that's not the answer she wanted.
Uh...
I learned that you are a very, uh,
intelligent Princess?
You're darn right I am.
Yeah! All right!
Princess Bubblegum, awa-a-a-a-a-a-y!