Thanks for helping me record, Finn.
No problem, Marceline.
Now, I'm gonna sing something really personal,
so don't laugh at me.
I would never dream of it, Milady.
Now, start a slow beat and
keep it steady or it'll mess up everything.
You got it.
Badda-badda, badda-badda.
Huh?
Finn, you messed the beat up!
Marceline, if you're thinking about your dad so much,
then why don't you go see him?
He's not worth the effort.
Not worth what effort?
Well, first, I'd have to draw
a circle with a happy face in
the center and then, uh, douse it with bug milk.
Oh, yeah?
And then you're supposed to chant something
like, "Maloso vobis com et cum spiritum!"
But I-I don't really want to see him.
I'm still mad about the thing with the fries.
Huh!
What?
Whoa, whoa!
Aah!
Marceline!
Finn, what the heck did you do?
I...
reunited you with your family?
Is this kid your evil servant?
I'm not evil,
Marceline's Dad!
I'm super good!
Super good?
What are you doing?
Stealing your soul!
Dad!
Ugh, you always do stuff like this!
Oh, Marceline.
I never know what's gonna set you off.
Whoa, is this the family axe?
Hey!
Did you turn it into some kind of lute?
Give it back and get out!
'Kay, I'll go.
I've got business to attend to anyway,
sucking up all the souls in Ooo.
What?
No!
See you kids later.
My bass!
I've unleashed evil onto Ooo!
We've got to stop him, Marceline!
Fine, but I'm only coming with you to get my bass back.
Hey, how do I kill this guy anyway?
Finn, you can't kill my dad!
Oh, I-I'm sorry.
I didn't mean —
No, you literally can't kill my dad.
He's deathless.
Oh.
Huh?
Who the fluff are you?
Um, well, I'm sure not the
guy who's gonna suck out your soul.
Good, 'cause that's, like, my number-one fear.
Really?
Well, I know a little exercise for that.
Want to try it?
Well...
First, close your eyes.
Okay. Aah!
You could've killed me!
Ah, but I didn't.
And now aren't you thrilled just to be alive?
Yeah, I guess. So what?
So, this next part will be all the more horrifying.
There, below us — a gathering of fluffy people!
Mayhaps they've seen your father!
Marceline, release the Finn bomb!
Phosh!
They're all freaked out.
It's because they're scared of him.
Mmm. My dad's been here.
Come on, let's go.
No!
We've got to help this guy.
I've got some soul food that Jake packed for me.
You like, uh, collard greens or country fried steak?
Look, you want to help him?
Help me get my bass back!
How will that help him?
My dad stole my bass guitar, Finn!
And when I get it back, I'm gonna break it over his neck and
slam my dad back into the Nightosphere!
Oh, clam!
But first, you got to return the
souls your dad sucked back to
these sad little husks, right, Marceline?
Uh, sure.
Yeah, yeah, we'll do that.
So, I popped his head like a cork and I says, "That's what I
think of expanding Earth theory! "
All right...
Huh?
I've got a joke, too.
What wears a dark suit,
is completely evil, and is about to
suck out all your souls?
Your mama!
That's right — I'm your mama.
Red rock pass.
If my dad wants to get through
the mountains, he'll have to go through here.
We can work together and smash him with this rock.
And once he's smushed, all the
souls will go back to their rightful bods.
Huh?
So, finally taking a run at your old man, huh?
Daddy!
Karate kick!
Marceline, keep him right there!
Hyah!
Oh.
Karate chop!
You can't destroy me!
N-no.
D-Dad, I don't want to destroy you.
Look, just stay out of my life!
You're not even alive!
You blew it, dude.
We're supposed to be a team —
A team who's sport is "Stop your dad from sucking souls" ball.
I just want my dad to care about me.
Of all history's greatest monsters, you are by far the
most evil thing I've encountered.
Offer your soul to me, dark one.
Wenk! Wenk!
No!
You can't have my soul!
I don't even — Look, just get in here.
Wenk! Wenk!
Keep your crummy soul!
Wenk! Wenk! Wenk! Wenk! Wenk! Wenk! Wenk!
Gunter, who told you you could fly?
Wenk.
Huh?
No one sucks the life from my penguins except me— and maybe
polar bears because that's just nature, Gunter.
You darest encroach upon my domain!
You've raised my frosty dander!
And for that I shall...
Aah!
I've have soiled my tunic — completely by choice!
Yes!
Oh, man!
He's growing huge!
I'm gonna take him down!
Finn, you're like an ant to him.
Oh, yeah?
Well, this ant's about to get in his pants!
What?
Uh...
You know, because I'm gonna make him uncomfortable while
I release those souls!
Rrraaaaahhhh!
Give up those souls, Marceline's dad, in the name of justice!
Huh?
Oh, Marceline.
Still following me?
I'll stop following you if you give me back my guitar!
Now, Marceline...
No one flicks me in the butt without my consent!
Whoa, whoa!
Aah!
Whoa!
The souls!
Lumpy Space Princess, he got your soul, too?
What? Nah.
I totally saw Hot Dog Princess get sucked in here,
and I wasn't invited?
I was all, "What the lump?"
So I'm crashing this party!
Uh...
well, I'll save you.
Yeah, I'll save all of you!
Unh!
Hyah!
Unh!
In your face, Dad!
Give back that axe, Marceline.
You don't respect it enough.
Well, you don't respect anything, Dad!
Dad, I'm outta here!
But —
Fine! Go!
I'm too busy sucking to deal with you!
No, wait!
Marceline, keep talking to him!
When he's talking, he can't steal souls!
I said I'm out of here!
Diversion.
Need diversion.
Oh, my Glob, you guys — drama bomb!
Marceline, do you really feel this way?
Dad, I...
Marceline, of course I love you.
Dad...
I'm sorry I ate your fries.
I didn't mean to hurt you.
It's okay, Dad.
It's — it's really okay.
No, it's not okay.
They weren't even very good.
They were really cold.
I love you, Marceline.
Don't you ever doubt that.
I love you, too, Dad.
Oh, Marceline, I am so —
Maloso vobis com et cum spiritum!
I'll see you in the Nightosphere, you sick freak!
Yes!
Finn! How could you do that?
How could I save the day?
How could you embarrass me like that and then stab my dad?
How could I embarrass-save you?
Whoa! Marceline!
I'm glad he's back in the Nightosphere.
That was emotionally exhausting.
I'm also exhausted emotionally —
or, wait, I-I mean, physically.
I've been meaning to ask you —
What's with that pocket on your shirt?
Oh, Jake's in here.
'Sup, Jake.
Man, why am I so sleepy?
Dude, we've been up for like seven days.
For realsies?
Yeah, for realsies.
[SLOP!] Remember?
First, we rescued the
Slime Princess from the
Ghost-ship Vortex.
Then we slayed that fire dragon.
And that took a couple of days.
And we went to LSP's Quinceañera.
Oh, no way!
You guys made it!
Helped Peppermint Butler with his goblin problem.
I swear I found him like this.
I don't know what happened.
We'll take care of it, Peppermint Butler.
We rescued Wildberry Princess
from the Ice King.
Aah!
I just want to be happy!
Then we captured that Bandito.
Thanks, you guys.
Saved that house.
Thanks, you guys.
And fed that duck.
Quack!
We've had a busy week.
I'm exhausted.
But happy.
Ha ha!
Good night, buddy.
Good night!
That's right, Finn.
Adventure till you drop.
Hey, Jake?
Yeah?
Can you sleep?
No.
I can't sleep, either.
Yeah, what's going on with that?
I don't know, but I've
got the strangest feeling...
That we're being watched.
Why is that horse staring at us?
That's supercreepy.
Man, I just want to go to sleep.
Maybe he's gone.
Not gonna be able to
sleep with that horse watching me.
Let's just close the shade.
Ha ha.
Outta sight, outta mind.
Good work, Jake.
See you in the morning, pal.
Ha ha!
Why won't it stop?
All right, man.
Let's just go push
him off that hill or something.
Wait.
Maybe we can, um, just politely
ask it to leave.
Sure, man.
Hey, get out of here, horse!
I want to go to sleep,
and you're creeping me the math out!
Whoa, man!
Let me try, diplomat-style.
Pardon me, horse.
I beseech thou to split from my
land this night.
But I welcome thee to come back
from some luncheth some other day, okay?
Forget it, man.
This horse is whack.
It's got poo brain.
Okay.
You're right.
We can try pushing it now.
Move, horsey, come on!
Aah!
Come on, Jake.
Are you even pulling?
I'm super-pulling!
This horse is a ridiculous weight!
Math to this.
What now, man?
I didn't want to have
to use my powers on you, horse,
because I'm so sleepy.
But you pushed Jake too far!
He shouldn't creep us
out from way over there!
Let's get back to bed, buddy.
Oh, yeah.
I'm so ready for bed.
I want to marry my bed.
Me, too!
Huh?
No more. No more!
Where you going?
I have an idea!
I did it! Ha ha!
He can't stare at us if he's blind!
Look, man.
Wha... Why?
Stupid blindfold!
What's your deal, screwy?
Why are you messing with us, huh?
Jake!
That horse is whack with poo brain.
Yeah, I know, Finn.
I diagnosed this horse with
whacked-out poo brain five minutes ago.
Dude, poo brain means
we can lure it away from here using music.
Everything brainless likes music.
That's true.
You're a genius!
All right, horse, prepare to be lured.
Follow me, horsey.
Jake, it's not luring!
Huh?
Hmm.
So Beethoven's not luring enough for you, is it?
Well, how about some Mozart?
Huh?
Whoa!
Whoa! Aah! Aah! Wha! Oh! Oh!
Stop! You're luring snakes! Stop!
Huh?
Oh, nuts.
Let me try to lure a mongoose.
Stop, man.
N-o-o-o! Aah!
Dude, let's kill the horse.
What?
I'm so tired, Finn.
No, man. We're not killing the horse.
Okay, we won't kill the horse.
We'll dress him up like a bunny. Ha ha!
And get a giant hawk —
Aah! - to kill him!
Wha?
No, man.
That is wrong.
Eh.
Did I say that the hawk would kill him?
I meant that the hawk would
swoop down gently and take him
away to a land of sunshine and
love stuff and take care of him.
Whoa.
That sounds awesome.
What do you think?
It looks like a bunny.
Come and get it, hawk!
Any hawks, come and get it!
Easy, stupid, not-moving bunny.
Come on, hawks! Let's go!
Ah!
Jake, I think I see a hawk or two.
Cause more commotion to help the hawks.
Yeah!
Aah! Blblblblblbl!
Take the bunny!
Hey! Hey! Blah!
There they are!
They see our commotions!
Right here!
Right here! Yeah! - Yeah!
Right here! Here!
Aah!
Grab a good hold and fly away!
The bunny! The bunny!
What a beautiful sight.
We did it!
Back to sleep!
Ha ha!
Ahh!
Good night, buddy.
Aah!
It's in our house now!
That's obvious, Finn.
You don't have to say that out loud.
Hey, this is all your fault, dude.
If you weren't so darn handsome,
animals wouldn't always be staring at you.
You're just mad at me
for being... handsome?
Well, you're the one who told me to lure snakes.
Aah!
I told you to lure the horse.
Yo u lured the snakes.
There's even one here in my underpants!
Wait a minute, dude.
Don't you see what this horse is doing?
It's tearing us apart.
Oh, man. You're right.
We have to get rid of this horse, for us!
I know, Bro. I know.
Oh, Finn, this horse is
bringing us together now.
This horse is a blessing.
What?
Dude, you've lost it.
You...
Wait. Wait.
The horse is tearing us apart again.
You're right.
It's about time I showed this
horse who's the man.
What are you going to do?
Say that to me again.
What are you going to do?
Do.
Doo-doo.
I'm gonna kick that horse in the bottom.
Oh, my Grod.
The Ice King?
I should go.
You were spying on us?
That's none of your business!
He was trying to learn
our bedtime secrets.
Were you?
He was!
Did you find out that I sleep "in the nude"?
It's none of your
business how nude I sleep, Ice King!
None of your business!
Gentlemen, I'll see you later.
Hmm!
Here's your sword, dude.
Thank you.
Ugh!
Jake!
Jake, look out!
Whoa!
Tell us why you were spying.
No!
Ugh!
Aah!
Snakes!
Quick!
Chuck them at the Ice King!
What's he doing?
He's using his ice powers!
[RATTLE!] Ow!
Ouch! Hey!
Hey!
Is that all the ice you have?
Hyah-yes!
Well, you should really have more!
We don't need any more.
What if you have guests?
Guests bring their own ice.
Whoa! Oh!
Tell us why you were
watching us or we'll —
we'll cut off your stupid head!
Yeah, and make it quick
'cause we're both really sleepy.
Okay! Okay!
I'll tell you!
I was watching you...
to learn how to be happy.
Wha?
Huh?
It's true.
I would like to be happy,
like you guys, but I have no idea how.
So you dressed up like a horse?
Have pity on me?
I've been so sad and miserable.
I cry all the time.
But whenever I see you two,
you always look so happy.
What?
They're just hopping over each other.
So, yes, I decided to spy on you,
dressed as a horse.
But I guess my plan failed.
All I observed was you two
arguing over... How to get rid of me.
Hey!
Are you sleeping?
Oh!
Is this it?
Sleeping?
Could it be that all I need is a
good night's rest?
Ahh.
I'm... Still not happy.