- You got that cooler, buddy? - Yep.
Good, 'cause we're gonna need it for this roof party!
Watch this, everybody.
Triple flip with chips for the dip.
Watch this, everybody.
A cooler with stuff for the thing.
Finn, you always focus an endless amount of energy
on everything you do.
What about me? What do I focus my energy on, Cinnamon Bun?
Uh, Jake, you don't really focus at all.
Huh?
I said, you don't focus at all!
- Hey, Finn, do another flip. - Hyah! Hyah!
Ha-ha-ha!
You're a dynamo, Finn!
Yeah, I never slow down!
Never slow down?
Whoa, dude, can you, like, get off of me?
Do you think your energy could be used
to power a huge machine?
I guess so, man.
Hey, Jake, your friend is super-weird, dude.
Mm.
I thought he was your friend.
It's starting, everyone. The celestial alignment.
- Ooh! - Whoa!
- Oh!
- Ooh! Mm! - Mm!
Jake, that party was super fun!
Man, I'm sleepy.
Then go to sleep, man.
Huh? Oh, yeah, right.
Goodnight, homey.
Hyah!
Goodnight, Hamlet.
Mm!
Crang! Oh! What?
- All right, all right, you old gut.
Whoa, I'm sluggin' it today.
Wake up, Finn.
Got a busy day ahead of us.
Finn?
Hmm.
Where's Finn?
Where is Finn?
Welcome, Finn. - Huh?
Untie me so I can beat you with that sack!
You're that...
Yes, the charismatic stranger from last night.
Also, the grand master of the gnomes!
Hup! Hup! Hup!
And ruler of the Beneathaverse!
It's pretty nice.
Hey, why don't you guys just untie me
and we can pretend this whole thing didn't happen.
Oh, no. I've been searching all over Ooo
for the ultimate power source.
- A living dynamo, something that never slows down. - Uh-oh.
And last night, I finally found...
- It's me. - Yes, it's you!
You will have the great honor
of powering the upturn-over-drive!
That does what now?
It will flip over the entire world.
Then we'll be the ones on top, buddy.
That's bizonkers!
Yes, but the engineering is very sound.
Huh?
Your energies will be harnessed
by our most advanced technology,
the Cyclonic Rodentarod!
Ha! You may have captured me...
but you can't make me run.
Ow!
Well, you can't make me run very fast.
Ow! Jake's on his way to mess you guys...
Finn!
Finn?
Man, where is that kid?
I'm really starting to worry.
Take my sandwich, Beemo.
I'm gonna go find Fi... A dancing bug.
Hey, man, you're shakin' it all wrong.
- But shakin' it's all I know. - Shh.
Let me show you how it's done.
Oh, yeah! Ha-ha!
Yeah! Whoo!
Congratulations.
You fully charged the alternator.
Now it's time to power up the plasma ball
with sexy, fun dancing.
No! Stop! No! Whoa!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Aah!
Whoo!
Whoo! Any more grass shakes, Simon?
- All finished. - Finished, huh?
Ah! Finished.
Finished.
Finn.
Finn. Finn.
Oh, Finn! Darn it!
My best friend's missing!
I got to get my head together, get undistracted
and use all of my skills to track him down.
Smelling.
Touching.
Tasting. Looking.
Little footprints.
Too small to be Finn's.
More like "a bunch of gnomes carrying something" footprints.
Hey, I've got a joke.
What did the mermaid sea, a movie?
- What? - Oh, I messed it up.
But it's still funny, right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, it's not!
Y'all are horrible at telling jokes.
Let me hit you with this.
Did you hear about the goblin
who got his left arm and left leg cut off?
- Um, no. - Um, no.
That's okay. He's all right now.
Wha...
Now for the final stage, the brain machine.
- No! Yes!
This machine will suck the energy from your thoughts
to start our upturn-over-drive.
Don't think, Finn. Don't think anything.
Can't... let them win!
Hyah! [grunts, growls]
No more games.
No more pajamas!
No!
Whoa!
Jake?
Jake! Whoa, man!
I didn't think I was ever gonna see you again.
I... I can't...
It's working!
Jake! Jake! Jake!
Whoo! Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!
Man, this party is nuts!
How'd I even get up here?
You blacked out after laughing so hard at your own jokes.
You were off the hook.
So we brought you to the Cloud Kingdom
to party with the Party God.
Whoa! Who's the Party God?
- I am the Party God! - Oh.
Jake, you have won my favor
for being a completely off-the-hook party dog.
And because your gut waves please me so,
I will grant you one wish.
What do you want most in the world?
What do I want most?
What do I want most in the world?
Well, I wish Finn would stop leaving his dirty...
Finn! I was on his trail, and then I got distracted.
Aah! What's wrong with my brain?
Cinnamon Bun was right.
I can't focus on nothing!
Party God, I wish that I could focus
on finding my friend Finn.
Then your wish is my...
Wait, wait.
Is there some kind of catch?
Uh... ... yes. You got me.
To grant your wish,
I will have to fill you with the energy
of a thousand partying demons.
You will become so overloaded with party energy
that you'll demolish everything in your path!
Must... find Finn!
Must...
Must party forever!
It's working! It's working!
Party!
- Partay!
Step back, everybody. I'm gonna shake it.
You feeling this?
- Fire the shooty-gun-ray! - High five!
Freeze!
Let's kick it!
- Whoa! - Ha-ha!
I bet I can lift this thing.
Jake? Jake! You defeated the gnomes.
- I did? - Yeah, man!
- And you're okay? - Yeah, man, I'm fine!
Ha-ha! Then I did it.
I saved you by being an unfocused, rowdy party dog.
- Ha-ha. Yeah, dog. - Ha-ha-ha! Yeah!
Let's go eat Cinnamon Bun.
- Hmm. - Yo, man, what's going on?
Oh, I found this crystal on our doorstep.
It's pretty mysterious.
I'm trying to find information about it using the holo-book.
Uh, that's cool. But you know what's really cool?
Tough guy contests. Whoo-hoo!
Wait, man. Doesn't this look like Tree Trunks' lipstick?
That's impossible.
Tree Trunks exploded in the scary dark forest
after she ate that crystal gem apple.
- Remember? - Yeah, I remember.
Come on, man. Tough-guy-contest me.
You got what it takes to rip it?
- Uh, yeah. - Then let's get it on.
Hyah! Yeah-yo!
Hyah!
Round two, baby!
Do it, man. Do it.
Oh!
No!
Round three!
- Gotcha, dude. - I'm gonna break out.
- No way. - Ha-ha!
I'm breaking out with my fat.
I win, Finn.
Finn? Finn! Finn, are you okay?
I was just messing with you, dude.
I... was just messing with... you.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
I'm just gonna rest my muscles.
Oh, dang it, Jake.
You can't get all out of control like that.
Why am I like this?
Like this? Like this?
Jake, what did you do to your brother?
We were just playing, and then I got out of control.
- I'm sorry, Dad. - No, son, you did good.
Having no self-control makes you a tough galoot, like me.
But I don't want to hurt nobody.
Well, that's too bad, kid,
'cause you're gonna hurt everybody.
No!
Whatev, Daddy. Hmph!
Hmph! Hmph!
I'm never gonna hurt anybody ever, starting now.
- What's up, dude? - Finn, you're okay.
I was scared that I mashed your potatoes too hard last night.
Ha! You didn't mash my potatoes.
You didn't even make me cry silently
into my pillow last night for 30 minutes.
In fact, you ready to go again, tough stuff?
- No. No more, dude. - What?
I never want to lose control again, man.
I'm going totally soft.
- You look like a wuss. - Mm-hmm.
Hey, the crystal's glowing a different color.
Hmm.
- Jake! - Whoa.
What's it...
Chip, chap, chop! What's going on?
Uh, which one of you is Finn the human?
Depends on who's asking. Are y'all good or evil?
- Uh, we're good. - Oh. I'm Finn.
- Get him!
Hey, you guys, put my bro down.
- Jake! - Finn!
Ugh!
- Hey. - Hey, man, what happened?
I don't know, but I'm trapped in this crystal ball.
- Get me out of here. - Okay.
I'll try to do it using controlled conversation.
- Halt. - Hey, man, I'm Jake.
Beat it.
I want to know why you took my buddy
and I'm not gonna use force to get it out of you.
I'm just following orders, bub.
- Whose orders? - Um...
Well, it's a secret, but part of it is
we're turning Finn into a crystal.
Jake, you should stop these guys now.
- Oh, man.
- Get me out of here! - No.
You're gonna look awesome and crystal, like us.
Can't we work this out like gents?
- Get lost. - Whoa!
Jake, lose control, flip out on those guys.
No, Dad. I've got to control myself.
Jake! Help! My arm!
- Whoa. Okay, okay.
I'm hatching a controlled plan.
All right, man, move out of the way
and let me get my friend.
Nope. Not doing it.
Then I'll have to move you myself, with my mind.
You're gonna hurt yourself. Stop it.
Your time is running out, little dog.
Hey, speed it up in there, guys.
- Okay. Turn up the juice, Mang. - Yeah, Mang.
Jake!
- Help! - Finn! Don't hurt my buddy.
No, Jake, no. Don't lose control.
Jake. Jake. Come on, punch them, Jake.
Punch everybody. Why not?
Come on! Why not?
No punchies.
I am in control.
Who are you talking to?
Nobody, man!
Don't look at me!
Whoa! Did you guys see that?
- Yes. - Yeah.
Don't make fun of him. He's having problems.
Everybody has...
Ugh! Stupid ghost dad.
I'll show him. Ooh.
Okay. Intimidate them with controlled attack.
Hurry up, guys. I got to drop a crystal donk.
Oh, come on. I don't want to hear that.
Hey, whatever, man. I ain't ashamed. I got...
- Whoa. What... what the... Open up!
Feel my controlled attack.
Stop it.
I'm not hurting you, am I?
No, you freak.
Well, there's a lot more where that came from,
so you best tell me why you're turning Finn into a crystal.
Or what, you'll touch me?
So help me, I will touch you.
Jake! Help!
Finn, oh, no.
Cut it out. He looks good.
My body!
No! My bud!
Eh, let him in. He can't do nothing now.
I'm sorry, Finn. I'm super lame.
And now... you're dead.
I'm not dead. I'm just all crystal-stiff.
- Oh. Get your hands off my lover.
- That voice. - It sounds like...
Yes, Finn, it's me, Tree Trunks.
But in this world, I'm known as Quartzion the Crystal Queen.
Oh, my gosh. You're alive!
Oh, I'm more than alive, Finn.
After I ate that crystal apple in the scary dark forest
I was transported to this crystal dimension
where I became ruler of the crystal men.
And the crystal men are all in love with me.
- Love you, Quartzion! - I love you!
- Quartzion, we love you! - Love you!
Yes, yes, I know.
But your love
is not enough.
I wanted you, Finn,
so you could be transformed
into my sexy crystal king.
Tree Trunks, you've gone bananas with crystal power.
Finn, it's not sexy for a king
to call his queen bananas.
Jake, you've totally got to stop her.
I'll try, man, but I'm still figuring out my biz.
Here I come, Tree Trunks. Taste my gentle rubs.
Whoa, there. Don't you put your junk on my trunk.
Go, Jake! Go!
She's too sassy and powerful. Ow!
Jake, Jake. I brought someone here to see you.
- It's your brother. - Jermaine? Are you dead?
No, man, we're just dreaming at the same time.
Well, I'm sorry about that time I beat you up.
Yo, that was an accident. I knew you were just horsing off.
But, Dad, you said I'm gonna hurt everybody.
- Yeah, everybody. - I don't know, Dad.
That doesn't really help me.
Everybody who is evil, Jake.
Let me finish next time, hmm, yeah?
Oh. Well, then, I'm over it then.
Jake, kick Tree Trunks in the tummy.
She's probably still got that crystal gem apple inside her.
That must be giving her all her powers.
Marry me, Finn.
We can snuggle through time and space
and kiss each other in an alternate dimensional plane.
- Hyah! - Oh!
- Oh, dear. - Yeah!
TT, you're back.
Oh, Jake, I was behaving so inappropriately.
- I'm so embarrassed. - Oh, shush, Tree Trunks.
If I had a penny for every time someone went crazy,
hopped up on magic energy...
I'd be Abraham Lincoln.
- Tree Trunks, you're okay. - Finn!
I'm okay, too!
Oh, Finn, I was trapped here for so long
and all I could think about
was you and how you're so nice to me.
And I... I just wanted to say
I think you're cute, and I like you.
Okay, okay. Let's go.
Finn, when we get home, it's apple-pie time.
Oh!
This party is so crazy!