Careful, you'll wreck my gift for Princess Bubblegum.
Whoops. Hey, what's it supposed to be, anyway?
It's a scale model of the Candy Kingdom
made out of my saliva.
So, this means you want to give her your spit, huh?
Yep. Hey, no!
It's okay, dude. I totally get it.
Ha ha ha!
I just wanted to give her something,
uh, to celebrate her science... thing.
You mean her super science barbecue?
You think it's sciencey enough for her?
Relax, she'll love it.
And then she'll love you. He he he!
- What? - Hey, there's Bubblegum.
Hide it behind your back, man.
Princess!
Oh, hi, guys.
Just getting the grill cooking for tonight's BBQ.
Oh.
What's that you got behind your back there, Finny?
Oh, I-I made you something.
Really? Can I scope it?
Yes. Close your eyes.
A'ight.
Get ready to open your eyes?
Can I open my eyes?
No, wait! Uh!
Keep them closed for like three more hours.
I'm gonna open my eyes.
Oh, Finn!
It's pink! I love pink!
Oh, thanks, Finn.
Princess, Princess!
Better not say nothing, you.
- Yes, Chet? - Um...
So, I called Grill-meister for the BBQ
but Pepper won't give up the spatula.
Fine, fine. You can have it...
when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
No!
Hey, if you two aren't watching the grill
then who's watching the... grill?
Meat!
Die, you fire!
Finn, that was awesome.
Oh.
Thanks, Princess. I'm always happy to help.
I see.
Your heroic brain is fascinating
in a scientific way.
Many scientific minds are going to be
speaking at my barbecue.
You should talk about something, too.
You'll do that for me, right?
Anything you want.
Thanks, Finn.
Listen, I have to deal with this.
See you tonight?
Uh, yeah.
Buddy, just breathe into me.
Huh?
You're just gonna give a speech to a bunch of brainiacs.
I can't hang with those guys.
I'm full of stupid.
Then we'll just borrow some brains
by going to the place where knowledge lives!
Oh, Braintown.
Uh, no, the library.
The library of the undead.
No, just the regular library.
Hey, Finn, let's split.
This turned out to be boring.
But I have to cram this info.
Okay, okay.
I'll just keep reading this book about figs.
And I'll just read this book about pigs.
Ha, ha! Whatcha doing?
I'm bored now, too.
Yay!
- Whoo! Yeah! - Oh, yeah!
Shh, hey!
That's completely inappropriate.
But, but we were just enthusiastic about learning.
Hmm.
So, if I can't book-learn for beans
we'll just get some smarty
to explain scientific junk to me.
Yeah, then you can, at least, sound smart.
But where you gonna find someone like that?
Jake, we're going to college.
And the great question endures.
Who would win in a fight
between Nietzsche's Ubermensch and Mandroid?
The answer is Werewolf Queen.
It's always Werewolf Queen.
Rad!
Jake, you can just shrink yourself down.
Oh, yeah.
And when I finally meet the Werewolf Queen,
she will take me on as her royal consort
and we will rule in blood!
Hey, teach, can you talk more about scientific
uh, stuff and things?
Well, sure, I could...
if this wasn't a class on Theoretical Fight-onomics.
Oh.
Are you even in this class, Mister...
Uh... Wormy...
Wormy McSquirmy.
McSquirmy, huh?
Well, we'll just see about that.
Oh, there you are.
W. Mcsquirmy. I'm sorry.
Yes, you're registered
and you haven't shown up for a single class.
Truancy hurts us all, McSquirmy.
Hey! Ow! Please, where's your compassion?
- Let's kill him. - Assail!
Excelsior!
Ow!
Jake, let's get out of here.
Ow!
And stay out of academia!
Well, that's it.
I'm all out of ideas on how to learn this junk.
Oh! Let's just solve this thing with magic.
No, that's the easy way out.
Yeah, it's the easy way out.
Oh. Oh, yeah!
Let's go visit Choose Goose and his magical shack.
Magic, you say?
Yeah, Choose Goose, I need magic.
Some kind of mind-enhancing magic.
Oh, yes, the quest that you are on
requires the glasses of Nerdicon!
So, I just put those on
and then I'd be able to give that lecture.
And Princess Bubblegum will totally dig it.
Yeah!
What do you want for it, C.G.?
Lately, I've been feeling drained.
I only wish to be entertained.
Hmm.
Oh!
Well done.
The glasses you have won!
Everything small is just a small version of something big!
I understand everything!
Whoa, bud, are you okay?
Oh, Jake, I'm better than okay.
I know exactly how to impress the Princess.
- More spit bubbles? - No, no.
Those spit bubbles were as fragile
as my old perception of reality.
But, wait, maybe you're onto something.
I could show the Princess bubbles
the likes of which no one has ever seen!
And how will you do that?
I'll start with a solid bulleted list.
Thanks again to Dr. Dextrose for sharing
your fascinating research on the future of cuteness.
Yes, yes, how charming.
What quaint notions.
And now for a special guest lecture
by one of Ooo's greatest heroes
Finn, the human!
Ladies and gentlemen,
and Princess
I'm here to talk about multidimensional bubbles.
But I am not just going to talk about blowing bubbles.
I'm going to blow your minds.
Hmm?
This is a bubble blower of my own design.
With this, you can blow bubbles in different dimensions.
This two-dimensional bubble casts a one-dimensional shadow.
A three-dimensional bubble casts a two-dimensional shadow.
A fourth-dimensional bubble
casts a three-dimensional shadow.
It is beyond comprehension!
- Beyond space! Beyond time! - Oh, my!
Finn, that would mean you've created...
Yes, a black hole!
Whoa!
Finn, do something!
It's okay.
I'm sure the solution is on my bulleted list!
Don't worry, I have everything under control.
Under control?
My guests are terrified.
Yes!
And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine
even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland!
This has serious educational value.
Thanatophobia and this N.D.E.
is giving us euphoric altered awareness.
Don't you see, Princess?
We were all born to die!
You're trying to kill us all?
No, of course not.
I'm trying to give you the greatest conference ever!
Finn, you've gone insane.
What? No way.
I'm, like, the smartest guy in Ooo,
thanks to these glasses.
Glasses?
Finn, take those off.
You're not yourself.
- But... - Please!
I need the real you.
What's going on? Whoa!
You blew it, Finn, with this.
Then I'll kill it with this.
Be careful.
Finn! Look out!
What?
Fourth dimensional!
Jake, let me go!
Finn, don't do anything stupid!
I can't help it, man.
I'm all about stupid.
Yeah!
Finn!
Finn, my science barbecue was a fiasco.
That was incredible.
That was the greatest conference ever!
What's this?
"Make hyper bubble, cause black hole
become insane, P.B. takes off the glasses
save the day, win the heart of the Princess"?
Finn, you knew all this would happen?
Huh? Knew what?
I wrote that list when I was insane with smartness.
Time to protect the sun.
Ha ha, yeah.
He knows how to get things started.
Fire pit number one.
Easy-peasy, livin' greasy.
You wonder why they even put it there.
It's probably a computel gleech.
- Now comes some real trouble.
It's Bouncy Bee.
He's gonna get that sun, man.
Ha-ha, please.
- Bleep. - Ha-ha!
I had my eyes closed on that one.
Yeah, that was cool.
Oh, oh, you missed a coin, dude, go back.
I ain't in it for the money, man.
I'm in it to crush the enemies of the sun
like this sloppy butt right here.
Honey Bunny.
I'm like, "Honey Bunny, don't you ever learn?
I've always got the bombuh.
Man, you are hot tonight.
Think you can do it this time?
Can you beat Sleepy Sam?
Oh, I very can.
Remember, use a combo move.
Okay, here goes.
Up, down, left, left
right, right, down.
Spin, down, up, left.
Faster, dude. Right, left, down.
Oh! Every time!
Beemo, this game is the worst.
If we were really inside that game, man,
we would crush Sleepy Sam, breezily
with my mitts.
Oh, no, it's much more dangerous than you think.
Whoa, whoa, wait!
Beemo, is there a way for us to get in the game for real?
Yes, of course, Jake.
If I push this button...
If I push this button
you will both be dangerously transported
into my main-brain-game-frame
where it is very dangerous.
Oh, man, oh, Beemo, you gotta let us in that game.
No, it's a far-too-dangerous incredible adventure for you.
That's final.
Oh, okay, Beemo.
Well, time for bed.
- Finn? - Time for bed, right, Jake?
Oh, right.
Good night, Beemo.
Time for bed.
Wow! Whoa!
We're in the game!
Look, there's the sunshine we got to protect.
And there's the hole we're supposed to go down.
And there's you
doing whatever you're doing.
I'm looking at my bits.
My leg is math!
Mmm, that sunshine feels good.
Feels good all over.
No wonder all the monsters in this game
want to get their grubby mitts on it.
Let's go kick their digital bootays!
Doot-doot.
- Doot-doot-doot. - Beep-boop.
Hey, what stinks?
Smells like...
Pit!
Looks a mite bigger inside the game.
Jumping over this pit is easy, remember?
We can do this backwards with our eyes closed.
Aah! I'm burning!
- Jake!
Ha-ha! What, man?
Wha? Jake, what the shank?
Check it out, extra lives.
You still have two left.
Ow! It burns!
Ow! Aah-ha!
Jake!
Dude, what if losing all your lives in here
makes you die in real life?
Or worse?
That makes me just want to sit here and feel bad.
No way, man.
We're gonna cross that hole with real-world grit.
Come on!
Faster, Jake. Get ready to stretch it.
Watch out, Jake!
Wow! Phew!
That was pretty intense, dude.
We're pretty intense dudes.
Yeah!
What's that sound?
It sounds like...
Bouncy Bee!
Whoa!
Hyah! Ho!
You ready to flippin' this guy up, Jake?
Easy-peasy, livin' greasy.
No!
Finn's dead.
Finn, no. Why?
No!
Curse this false virtual world.
Yah!
Oh, Finn.
- Yo, what up? - Oh, Finn!
You're alive.
Yeah, I got extra lives, man.
Oh, my gosh.
Let's never die again.
There's nothing more precious than a life.
Ooh, dude, look, coins.
Oh, man! Oh, man!
Hee, hee, hee.
Ooh!
Oh, man, dude, these coins are thick.
Let's take them back to the real world.
We'll be filthy, stinking rich.
- Whoa!
Honey Bunny!
No!
Time to use the bombuh.
Come to me, bombuh.
Bombuh!
Oh, bombuh!
I can't select you without my controller.
Let's get out of here, Finn.
Man, we never run away from Honey Bunny.
Fire pit, Bouncy Bee, Honey Bunny
they're supposed to be the easy parts.
They're all hard as butts.
Sleepy Sam is gonna be the ultimate butt-kicker.
Look, Finn, the most important thing to remember
is that I still have one giant coin.
Man, get ahold of your brains.
We need to stay alert for Sleepy Sam.
Hey, that's him right there.
Get down.
What's he doing?
He's probably trying to psyche me out.
I'm gonna break you, Sam.
When I'm done, they'll call you, uh,
Stinky Sam.
S-s-stupid frog.
M-my mitts didn't, didn't work.
Come on, help me punch him.
Okay!
Roar!
Let's get out of here, man!
We're gonna die!
I can see the lights.
We're almost there!
Oh, no, man, it's the edge of the screen.
We're trapped, and they'll be here any second.
Wait, dude, the bombuh.
We can't get the bombuh.
Wait, dude.
Hmm.
Jake? Jake?
What if I...
That's not how it works.
Error, error, error.
Jake, let go of that.
But we need the bombuh.
Whoops.
Finn!
Huh?
Oh, holy cow!
That was nuts, man!
Yeah, man.
And I got my coin.
- What? A penny?
Beemo! Oh, no!
Are you all right, buddy?
You-you have to... Y-you... Oh, no!
Too late! Run!
- No. No. No. - Don't kill us.
- Don't do it, man. - We don't have extra lives.
- No! - Whoa, wait. Hold up, guys.
Check it out. Sunshine.
Oh, boy, that feels good.
All right.
See you later, Sam.
You mean that's it?
You're not gonna kill us?
Ha ha ha! No, of course not.
The game's over. We won.
All we wanted was the sunshine.
And to kill that computer
that's been imprisoning us for so many years.
- What? - Help! Oh, no!
Beemo!
Oh, sure, he's dangerous.
If he hits his button again, back we go.
Beemo, quick! Hit your button!
I-I can't, Finn.
I'm stuck.
You want him to hit his button?
What's wrong with you?
We'll save you, Beemo.
Finn, go!
They're too strong.
Use the combo move, Finn.
The combo move!
The combo move?
That never works.
Listen, you got this, man.
I know you...
I know you can do it, buddy.
You got this!
Okay, okay.
You got this, Finn.
For your friends.
Up, down, left, left, right
right, down, spin, down, up
left, right, left, down, spin
up, down, jump!
- Whoa. - Whoo-hoo!
You did it, Finn!
I knew you had the stuff. Right, Beemo?
- Oh, crud. - Beemo!
I'm sorry, buddy.
Finn, I told you about the danger,
and, now, look, you fricasseed my stuff
and broke our house all up.
I know, I know.
I was double-butt, for real.
But, man, now that we know what to expect,
next time will be way more fun.
Yeah, yeah!
How about it, Beemo? You in?
Up, down...
Hey, don't do the combo move on us.
W-we were only joking.
Beemo, stop messing around.
Left, down...
This party is so crazy!