Don't forget LSP's diet cola.
I won't. I really do love "Finn and Jake Movie Club."
Okay, everybody. Apple juice for Tree Trunks.
- Diet soda for LSP. - Eh.
- What did you order, PB? - Oh, I brought my own.
Huh.
Iced latte for m'lady.
- Tomato juice for Marceline. - 'Thanks, Finn.'
- Hot cocoa for Beemo. - This does compute.
And, finally, a thimble of milk for Shelby
the worm who lives in Jake's viola.
You can just call me "Shelby."
Jake?
We're so excited that you could be here tonight
for "Finn and Jake's Movie Club's"
feature presentation...
"... Heat Signature 3."
- Oh, with the submarine? - Sounds great.
Get on with it!
Princess Bubblegum's in my seat.
We decided last time no reserved seating.
First come, first served.
'What's that?'
Just stuff that comes at the beginning of the movies.
Yeah, it's on all the movies we dig up.
I don't know. It seems pretty important, Finn.
- Alright. Let's take a look. - Pause, Beemo.
"Warning, federal law provides severe and criminal
"penalties for the unauthorized
exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures."
- Alright, well, goodbye! - Sorry we had to cancel.
We've been showing these films unauthorized!
But these movies are before the Great Mushroom War.
We should still respect authority, Mang.
- Hey! You got the wrong... - Hey!
Yeah?
Are we meeting next week to watch a movie?
Uh... Uh, yeah, maybe. I-I think so.
Finn, don't cancel movie club!
I've literally been having the time of my life.
Calm down, y'all. We're gonna have "Finn and Jake Movie Club"
next week for sure.
Jake and I just have to find a movie without that warning.
- Good! - Okay.
Alright, well, we'll see you next time!
- Bye now. - 'Bye-bye!'
Dude, we've never found a movie without that warning.
We're not gonna find a movie, Jake.
Well, what are we gonna do?
We're gonna make one!
Wow-p!
Movie filming time!
Okay, Beemo. Turn to your right and start filming.
Start to truck in. Keep going.
'Keep trucking in, Beemo.'
- Huh? - That was awesome, Beemo!
Yeah. Fantastic. Super.
- Don't lose her, Beemo. - Front shot! Front shot!
Film the clouds!
Don't forget the little one!
Beemo! Beemo, you're gonna miss it!
Over there, to your right!
Oh, we're gonna miss it! Hurry, Beemo!
Don't lose it! Oh, looks like it's gonna fall!
Follow it!
Look over there, across the river!
Beemo, forget about the coin! Film that over there!
Zoom in.
Weird. Let's get some more footage.
Whee! Whee!
Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom!
Like that?
'Yeah! Perfect!'
Are y-you sure?
'Yeah! Looks great!'
- 'Wait, what about this?' - 'That's even better!'
- Uh, what do you think? - I don't get it.
It's just a bunch of random junk.
Yeah, I'm not engaged.
I need to see something that reflects life as it is
but, you know, entertaining.
Yeah, like a romantic comedy.
Exactly, an action adventure.
- Wait, that's not what I said. - Let's get to filming!
Okay, Slime Princess!
'In this scene, you're gonna leap over to that vine'
'swing over the crocodiles'
do a triple flip with a full twist, and land clean!
Don't fall in the water, or you'll get eaten alive!
Action!
No! No smooching!
- Cut! - I thought it was great.
No, we can't use any of it.
I think we should use all of it.
No, not all. We should throw away the parts
where Slime Princess was smooching.
- That was dumb. - What?
Du-u-u-u-u-u-u-mbah!
Okay, you're having a picnic.
You're in love, but you can't admit it.
'So you're having a playful food fight.'
'And action!'
Why did you do that?
Cut, cut, cut! Cut!
- That was not what I wanted! - 'That was awesome!'
We need to shoot more stuff like that.
What's next?
'Okay, PB. Move back a little.'
- 'Stop!' - Finn?
- Yeah? - How does this work?
Um, Jake's gonna get the frog to hop toward him
'and when he does, you're gonna run alongside the chariot'
'and it's gonna look like you're driving it.'
Okay.
- 'Hey, Finn.' - Yeah?
How about when the chariot takes off
she says something like, "Mm, check, please!"
What? No, that's terrible.
And... action!
- Check, please? - Aw, Jake!
You, you brought the fly in too close!
- I'm sorry. - Well, help me catch him.
- Well, I thought it was funny. - This isn't a comedy!
Not the way you're shooting it.
'Look, just help me catch this guy.'
'Alright, but after this, we do my part.'
Okay, everyone, it's been a long day. Lot of...
a lot of running around, chasing frogs.
But we are making a movie, and this is the big wedding scene.
'Mr. Cupcake, you're playing Todd Johnson.'
Yes.
And, Lady, you confess that you never loved
Todd Johnson and that you were just trying to win a bet
'with your snooty socialite friends.'
And then, you both realize you do love each other
and you both say, "I do."
And then, Shelby, you say...
"Check, please!"
Yeah.
Don't forget to look right in the camera and slap your
cheeks like this...
tot
And, one, two, three, action!
Do you, Todd Johnson, take this Rainicorn
to be your lawfully married wife?
Oh.
Lady!
Cut! Cut, cut, cut!
I didn't tell you to flex out!
No! I don't like the way he's flexing at you!
I don't hear her complaining.
Why, you...
Check, please!
How much longer till you finish editing, Beemo?
- About 20 hours. Yeah. - 20 hours?
You guys shot a lot of footage...
about 20 hours.
Jake, let's talk about our movie.
Okay.
I think we shot a lot of great stuff.
But I'm thinking, only half of it is usable.
- Me too. - Really?
Yeah, I was just thinking that.
- That's great! - I know!
You actually agree it's an action-adventure!
- Yep, it... Wait! No! - What?
- Romantic comedy! - What?
- What do you mean, "What?" - Who's right, Beemo?
Yeah! Me or Finn?
We'll ask him when he wakes up.
Why wait?
'"Dear Beemo...'
please use only the best footage when cutting the movie."
- "Love, Jake." - "And Finn."
See you at the movie club, then!
- Oh, I'll be there! - As will I.
As will I as well.
Yes. Oh, yes. Ugh!
I can't wait! Oh!
I can't wait!
Alright.
Thanks again, everyone, for coming to...
I hope y'all are in the mood to laugh!
I hope y'all are ready to be on the edge of your seats
for tonight's action-adventure film!
It's, uh, more of a romantic comedy, right, Beemo?
Eeeee.
- Well, I guess we'll see! - Yeah, I guess we will!
Start the movie, Beemo!
Hm. It's a little awkward.
- 'Oh!' - 'Oh!'
- 'Ooh!' - 'Ahh!'
Oh, my gosh!
- Yes! - Yeah!
Beemo's right. Fighting over this movie junk is dumb.
- I'm sorry, man. - Me too, dude.
Oh, my gosh, you guys.
I can't wait till next week's movie club!
Check, please.
That's a good one, Beemo!
Man, I still can't believe Marceline is 1,000 years old
and has never seen "Heat Signature."
'This movie is gonna blow their minds!'
Marceline! We've brought "Heat Signature"!
- Woot-woot! - Whoo!
Hey, so I want you all to meet Finn and Jake.
- They aren't completely lame. - What up?
- Guys, this is Wendy. - Hey.
- Boo Boo. - Hello.
- And Georgy. - Hey.
We used to be in a gang together back in the underworld.
Hm. Yeah, that's pretty sweet.
Hope y'all like getting your minds blown
'cause it's showtime!
Ugh! What is wrong with this couch?
- Man, that made my teeth hurt! - Oh, yeah. Sorry.
I didn't really ever sit on there.
I just float usually. We kind of all do.
Ohh, what? Man, no fair!
Yeah, well, too bad you're not vampires.
- So, anyways, I... - Wait! Hold on just a second.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Marceline, we insist you turn us into vampires.
Or ghosts, or whatever. We just want to fly.
Alright, alright. Fine.
Yes!
Come on, Marceline! You're gonna turn these goofballs?
Don't worry.
I've got something way more fun in mind.
Okay, Marceline.
- We're ready now. - Okay. Hold that thought.
I'm gonna perform the biting ritual.
You guys, close your eyes and don't open 'em until I say so.
If you do, your heads will explode!
Okay, Finn. You first.
Bite!
- Chomp! - Uhh!
Boop, boop. Boop, boop.
Okey-dokey. All done. How do you guys feel?
Pretty much... the same.
My neck sort of hurts.
Don't you feel a little hungry...
For blood?
I, I felt it! Jake, do you feel it?
Yeah, I could go for some blood.
Oh, no!
Jake, we're gonna have to drink blood now for all eternity!
Yeah!
What if we turn evil? I'll have to start wearing cologne!
Relax, guys. You can satisfy your bloodlust without killing.
Look.
You just eat the color. Here, Jake. You try.
- Ahh! Sorry, bro. - Aah! Come on!
Oh, snap! I feel... stronger.
Whoa. Marceline, can we float now?
Mm, not yet. That's a really advanced power.
First, you got to go through vampire orientation.
Think you chumps can handle it?
Okay, guys. The first phase of vampire
orientation is learning...
invisibility!
Ah, hey!
You ready for the power of invisibility?
- With all my heart! - Good. Now, spin!
- Ha-ha! - Give it a whirl, Jake!
Now chant, "invisible! invisible!"
Invisible! Invisible!
Ohh!
Yep. It worked.
- We're invisible! - You're invisible!
Hey, then how come we can see each other?
Because you guys became vampires at the same time
so you're forever linked.
Aw, yeah!
Marceline!
You're friends with some real morons.
Oh, my glob, Melissa.
Ever since Clara stopped eating meat
her skin looks so good!
I mean, she still looks fat
but, like, I can't say that junk to her face.
- Wow! LSP's a hobo! - Let's mess with her.
I'm doing so awesome on my own.
Like, right now, I found this can of beans.
Who-o-o-o-o-o-!
Finn? Jake! Put down my stuff!
She knows it's us!
She must recognize our voices!
Let's disguise them!
We're in-vee-see-beel!
Melissa! I have to go!
They got into my toilet paper! Melissa, I have to go!
Give it back, you guys!
- Whee! - Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah, Jake!
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
My beans! Aah!
Time to join in on the fun!
You guys... ruined everything!
- I'm gonna kill you! - But we're undead.
Geez, we really scared her.
- Nice vampire scare, guys. - Thanks.
- Yeah. - Pretty good, fellas.
Yeah.
- You guys ready... - For the next vampire lesson?
- You know we are! - Good!
Ow! Ugh! W-What's the point of this lesson?
- Kick 'em harder! - Ugh!
- Ouch! Ow! Oh, my body! - Ooh!
- It hurts! - Ooh!
Okay, everyone. Stop the toughness lesson!
- W-What? - Finn, Jake, you guys okay?
We're okay.
It's all worth it.
See? They're fine.
When did you go all soft?
You used to like teaching people about kicks.
Hey, guys. I think you're ready to learn how to float.
All you have to do is jump off that ledge.
Cool.
W-wait!
There's more beginner lessons
you need to learn before floating!
Like, uh, the spooky vampire walk!
See? Spo-o-o-o-o-o-oky!
Whoo!
No, way!
We want to fly!
- You guys, stop right now! - Marceline, chill out.
It's going to be okay. We've got a plan.
Now, get in your flying positions.
Vampires forever! Whoo!
What are you guys waiting for? Y-you said you had a plan.
We do. It's to let them die.
- Wee-wha! Whoo! Oof! - Oh, yeah!
- Whoo! - Awesome!
We did it! Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo! - Awesome!
Way to go, Marceline.
Hey, you guys need to stop trying to kill my friends!
- They got to die someday. - Hey!
Let's invite them to our place. When they show up...
We'll suck their guts out through their brains!
Did you see us?
Yeah, you guys were pretty amazing.
Hey, we're gonna throw a party...
In honor of your new vampire skills.
- Holy snaps! That's awesome! - They're lying to you guys.
They just want to suck the guts out
of the top of your head.
What?
She's just jealous of you.
We'll see you at midnight at our place.
Guys, promise me you're not going to that party.
- We're not gonna go. Nah. - You're not?
I'm kind of tired from doing vampire stuff all day.
- We're just gonna chill. - Oh. Okay.
- Well, we're going back home. - Peace.
Number 25, Blood Drive.
Hey, guys! We're here!
Wow! Look at you guys! That's awesome!
Um...
Hyah! Georgy, what's wrong?
Jake, what's happening?
I think they're testing our vampire ability!
Oh, sweet.
Vampire kick! Ugh!
Aw, come on! Will you knock it off already?
You know you're not even real vampires.
Psh! Then why am I flying, Wendy?
Oh.
Whoa!
Yo, man. I think Marceline tricked us.
- Yeah. - Vampire kick!
Finn, Jake...
I'm so sorry I got you into this.
I should have never pranked you so perfectly.
It's okay. You're here now to beat up those ghosts
and save us.
Oh, no, vampires can't beat ghosts.
It's like a rock-paper-scissors thing. I just came to apologize.
Aw, man!
I can't believe we're gonna die just 'cause we wanted
to be comfortable watching "Heat Signature."
Uh, did you guys say...
"... Heat Signature"?
Have you located the enemy's heat signature, private?
Yes, sir. But I also noticed something strange.
Something I-I, I can't explain.
Well, spit it out, man!
I-I... I can't seem to locate our heat signature!
Oh!
This stink ups mega bam-bam to the j-stop!
Can we just go back to the brain eating, or whatever?
Mm-hmm, after the movie.
- But can't we just... - Shh! Shut!
- 'Look out, commander!' - 'Aah! My heat signature!'
[female #1] Whatever!
This party is so crazy!