[SIZZLE!] Don't ever mess with me
again.
Who was that? The
princess of the fire kingdom. Dude.
I think I have a crush. What do you know about her,
Jake? I was trying to help
you get over your princess bubblegum sad times by
hooking you two up. But she's evil, man.
You shut your dirty mouth!
Dirty?
Huh. No, really, man!
Her dad said she was evil! Nah, man.
I peeped beyond her burning gaze and noshed hot lunch with her
soul. She ain't evil.
She's passionate. Help me track her down.
Mmmmm... Come on, man.
I really like her. Help me out. Jake.
Jake, help me out. Help me out.
Jake. Jake, help me!
Jake! Jake, help me!
Ye-e-e-e-a-ah, okay. Whoo! All right!
You sure you're not into any other princesses?
What about wildberry princess? She's small and plump.
You could sleep on her like a pillow.
Could be nice. [FOOSH!]
Is that bird...
Smoking? Hey! Don't you judge me!
It was that fire chick down there that done this to me!
Oh!
Oh, Jake. Look at her. She's innocent — like the steam
off a puppy's nose searching for ham in the snow.
Guy drops one piece of ham in the snow and he never
hears the end of it! Snap out of it!
She's burning cute little flowers!
Yeah. She is like a cute, little
flower. [HISS!]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh, no! Are you okay?
I-I was just worried
about you. Huh?
Look, I-I'm sorry about before.
I-I don't know what happened, but I just — I had to see you
again. And I don't know, really —
I don't know anything about you, but I just — I really like you.
You know, you're — you're so... Beautiful.
Aaah!
Aah!
Ow! Oh, glob!
Am I hurting you? Yes! That's all you've done!
Are you trying to hurt me?
Is that why you're following me?
I'm not following — well, I guess technically I am
following you —
Hey! No! Wait!
I guess now I'm technically
chasing you.
Finn!
Hold on! Ow!
Toasty buns!
Where are you? I want to chat it up with you!
Oh, we lost her!
Whoa. I am ambushing you!
Rrah! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Whoa! Whoa!
Hey, I like your fireballs.
Huh? Why do you torment me?
I'm not trying to! I just like you.
I think I — I think I like like you.
Listen, when I look at you, my brain goes all stupid, and I
just want to hug you and sit on the couch and — and play beemo
with you. I can't explain why, but...
I've never felt this way, and I think we should be together.
I...
Yeah!
Ugh! Enough! You should not toy with the
emotions of a fire elemental. Wait! Wait!
I really didn't — you told me you liked me, and
you made my flame grow brighter. But then you put me out...
Which hurt! Gyah!
You're trying to impede me.
That must be your purpose. But fire's purpose is to burn.
So I'm going to turn this land into my fire kingdom!
No! Ooh! Ow! Hot! Hot!
She's headed for the goblin kingdom!
We need to defeat this fiery she-beast!
I can't fight her, man. I'm still into her.
Finn! What's more important — your
love for that screwball dame or being a hero and saving the
lives of innocent goblin folk?
Being a hero. All right! Come on!
Let's go build fireproof suits!
I got to get back to her!
Dude, slow down, or your fire suit will be junk.
Ooh! Is bags of old bread fireproof?
Jake! You found neptr!
I am the ultimate hide-and-seek champion.
15 months, 4 days, 9 hours, and you guys did not find me.
Oh, plops.
We forgot about the game. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I missed you, creator. And we missed you, too,
but, neptr, right now, we need you to —
to count to 100 while you hide?
One, two, three, four, five — Neptr.
Will you help us build fireproof suits?
You cannot tell, but I am giving a thumbs-up.
aluminum and plaster ♪ ♪ faster, a cast to build the
I am finished.
I sure hope flame princess is okay.
Ha ha! We are as one, creator.
Jake, you think flame princess is okay?
Du-u-u-u-de! I feel like I could touch the
heavens... And sock angels!
We're coming up on the goblin kingdom!
There she is.
She seems okay. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Wood for sale! Wood on fire for sale!
It's really starting to come together.
Needs more... Fire.
Hmmmm. Flame princess!
Huh? Listen, you got to stop
burning the goblin kingdom. But I don't want to fight you —
or hurt you. I swear!
I've heard this all before.
[CLANK!] You meanie!
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My cart!
I was born in that cart!
I'll put it out! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aah! Aaaah!
Jake didn't mean that! Ook!
I need your help, finn! This one's too big!
Aah!
Why-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y? No, Jake, stop!
You're hurting her! I will solve this, creator.
I will extinguish her using our suit's foam blaster.
Hold still, burning lady. Wha—?
Locked on target.
No, neptr! Yes, creator.
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
I'm sorry! Whoa!
That is the last time you hurt me.
Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! My bad, Jake!
Turn it off, neptr!
Oh, my.
N-o-o-o-o! Rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
No more! No more!
Flame princess!
I can't fight her. But — but I can't let her
destroy the city. I've failed everyone.
Not true, creator. You haven't failed neptr.
Even if everyone burns, you'll still have me, creator.
Mmm!
No. Why can't I just like a girl?
[HISS!] Ow!
Huh?
[HISS!] Oh!
[GASPS, COUGHS] Did I... Do something... Cool
while I was knocked out? I understand now.
You're a water elemental. What?
You're my opposite. You create water.
What? Cry? No, I ju— yeah.
You cry and cry all the time. N-no! No!
I-I-I don't usually do that. That's your power.
No! No-no-no-no-no-no! Finn, even if we like each
other, we're going to hurt each other.
No! W-we don't have to! I can take it.
I-I mean, can't we try? You would defy nature for me?
Uh... Yeah. Whatevs.
Aah. Bye, finn.
Goodbye, lady. Finn! Oh, my glob, man!
Everyone's dead, man! They're all burned!
There's barbecued bods everywhere!
Wha-a-a-t? I'm just kidding.
I saved them. Everyone's fine. See?
[GOBLINS LAUGH, MURMUR] Yeah, we're alive.
So, how'd everything go with flame princess?
She hugged me, then left.
Whoa! How did it feel?
It hurt.
Hmm?
Gleebull baybelgrapes!
You're just in time.
Baybel cuber spoon to watch an incaldrible adventure
from days of old on my holo-pyramid viewer.
Five stories, each relating to one special theme.
See if you Graybels can guess the theme
by the end of the episode, okay?
Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
All right, Beemo. We'll be back in an hour.
You sure you don't need anything from the grocery kingdom?
No, I don't need anything. Thank you.
Okay, goodbye, Finn and Jake.
Bye, Beemo.
Yeah, see you later, Beemo.
Finn? Jake?
Well, hello there!
Oh, hello. Who are you?
My name is Football. What's yours?
- I am Beemo. - Beemo, are you a robot?
Oh, no, Football.
I am a little living boy.
Oh! That sounds wonderful, Beemo.
Will you teach me about being alive?
Yes, Football. Watch me.
Oh!
Pee-ing!
Oh, Beemo! That's fantastic!
Oh, thank you, Football! It's really nothing!
What the?
You see, man? I told you.
This is nuts.
Plus he's using my toothbrush.
No, man — that's my toothbrush.
Ugh!
"Prove that Beemo does weird junk when nobody is around."
Check!
High five, buddy!
That was pretty weak.
Yeah, I was thinkin' the same thing.
- Give it another go? - Yeah.
That was better. But we can do better.
You mean even better!
Let's back on up and run at each other.
Okay.
Ready? Go!
Rrrrrr!
Uhhhhhh!
Yah!
Ohh, it kind of stings.
I like the pain.
Let's do another one!
Ready?
Yeah!
- Yaaaaaaah! - Whoooooooo!
- Yaaaaaaaah! - Whooooooooo!
- Jake! - Yeah?
I know how we can do the most ultimate high five ever!
You've gone crazy mad with power lust...
and I'm lovin' it!
You ready to do this, dude?
I've been ready this whole time, dude!
Just waiting on you to say when you're —
Super ultimate high five, go!
Gah!
Whooooo!
Waaaaaaaaaaah!
Ugh!
A glass of delicious nourishing water for milady.
Ahh!
Oh, yes!
Mwah!
Oh, man.
Uh...
oh, boy.
Oh...
oh...
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oh... oh, whoa, oh, my glob...
ohh... oh.
Oh, glob.
Ch-e-e-e-eese.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Ah.
Ha ha! Jingo jango!
Yeast on third, flour on first,
swell the dough, fit to burst!
Awoooooooooo!
Well, this is it, Cinnamon Bun —
the most perfect sandwich that has ever existed
or ever will exist
within the confines of space-time.
Will you do the honors?
Okay.
But — but you — you didn't —
you didn't even taste it!
Thanks, Princess. Peace out.
Whaaa!
Blegh!
Gunther, something stinks.
Gunther, do you smell that?
Gunther, stop playing the keyboard!
Smells like it's coming from...
Gunther, are you blowing it up in here?
You are nasty, Gunther.
You got a nasty booty, mister! Nasty!
Aw, don't be sad, stinky.
Come with daddy and I'll make it all better.
Goodbye, Gunther!
Sorry, sweetie, but I'm never gonna get any princesses
if you're stanking up the place!
Blegh! It still stinks in here!
What the heck?
Where's that smell coming from?
Oh, it's me. I smell horrible.
Scrub, penguins! Scrub harder!
We are not stopping until the stench is completely gone!
Clean, clean, clean, cah-clean.
Gunther! Guess what.
It was me who was smelly, not you.
Wenk.
Sorry, I thought you had a stank booty, Gunther.
My bad.
Although I have no idea how my armpits got so stinky.
Wahhhhhhh!
Everyone's worthless at this talent show.
I'm totally gonna win when I sing...
You're totally gonna win, LSP.
Thank you, Marc. You made 2 out of 10 baskets.
Now it's time for me to kill it!
Hold on, LSP. You're not up next.
These girls are.
Wha? That's my song!
That sounds good in my eardrums!
Waaaah!
Hey! We just heard this song!
Quit ripping off our act!
No! I was gonna do it first!
Rip-off! Rip-off!
No! - Rip-off!
No! I was gonna do the song first!
Aah!
Huh?
Whoa! - That's amazing!
Huh?
Aah!
That was the most amazing thing ever!
LSP wins!
Really?
Oh, my gosh, you guys!
I just want to thank y'all so much!
It means so much to me,
and I just wanted to say I... I...
Finn and Jake win the talent show!
What?
Awesome.
That... was... awesome!
Oh-ho! Baybel! That was easy, wasn't it?
Slimmin'?
I'm glad we all guessed the theme so easily!
What? What's that? You haven't guessed it?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, pause your viewer now to think about it
before I blable it to you.
The theme was "The Five Senses."
You see?
Look — Beemo saw his reflection.
Finn and Jake touched their hands together.
The Princess made a tasty sandwich.
The blue guy smelled bad.
And the other thing heard music.
Ha ha! What a treat!
Okay, well, I'll see you crimpy glimmers
on triode flimpin' the diode!
Ha ha!