Babla-babla babla-babla-baloo!
Stunts!
Hyah!
Yeah! Yo, Finn!
Look what I found! A vertical trampoline!
It's sticky. Dude, it's a spider
web. Ohhh.
Well, cut me out, yo! No way.
I'll stunt you out! Whaaah!
[SPLAT!] I was thinking something else
would happen. You got anything sharp?
The only sharp thing I had were my fingernails, but
you made me cut them. They were too long,
Finn.
[RIP!] Aaaaah!
You broke the skin, dude! I guess my fingernails
are really lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
It's cool, man. Can you stretch us out
of here? Hmph!
Hmphhhhh! Humphhh!
Aghh!
I'm gonna take a nap while you
grow out your fingernails. We'll make our escape when I
wake up.
You'll never escape! We will all die in the web!
That's the circle of life. That's not a circle.
That's, like... A straight line. We don't make the rules, man.
Well, don't just give up.
And you're walking too fast.
You know I can't... The spiders are back!
Try to stay calm. Greet your fate with dignity.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! We got to go, Jake!
Jake! So, what?
You're not talking to me now? No.
I'm just tired from setting traps all day solo style.
Why are you mad? I just said I was tired.
But you're acting like you're mad.
I'm not mad! Oh, look — food...
That I caught.
In my web. For us.
I spin webs, too, ed.
Yeah, I know. I try just as hard as you.
Hmm? Well, go ahead, then.
Wrap them up for laters. What's wrong, Barb?
What's going on there, Jake?
I can't!
You think I'm gross when I spin my web!
What? I could see it on your face!
Tell me that you don't! Uh...
I... Uh... Um... You tell me you don't find me
gross! Oh, get
stuffed, ed!
Barb!
You guys are sad. [CREAK!]
Ugh!
What is that sound? Sick, dude!
She makes that sound, too? Yeah, I guess, but she never
does it in front of me. [SPLAT!]
Anyway, it's not gross when guys do it.
Dude, that's not cool. You need to think about what you
say and how that affects your lady.
How about how she affects me? I love her, man.
Hmm... Huh?
Hmph!
Oh, snap. How long was I out?
Can someone tell me why we fight — why she treats me like
all I do is make her feel bad? Tell me, glob.
Why don't you ever answer me? It's hard to step outside of
yourself when you're enmeshed with another being.
Oh, grod! It's over! It's over!
Aaaaaaaah! Wait!
What?
Ummmmm...
Right now, we got to real-talk about your girlfriend.
I don't real-talk with my food.
Uh...
We real-talk now, or you're gonna be as single as your
stinky web squirter! Yeah, right.
You just want to get out of my web.
All you food ever want to do is escape.
Y'all is always like in cahoots, making plans not to be food.
I'm not in cahoots. So, okay.
Eat your friend here.
Okay. No, Finn! What?
Where is your heart? Look inside yourself!
This isn't you! I'm gonna fake-eat you,
man. Oh. Word.
N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Oh, my guts! My guts everywhere!
Ohhhh! How could you? Aaaaah!
Okay, man. You've earned my trust.
So let's do this. Real-talk me, bro.
Okay, first off, then, how you're going
about this isn't working. Am I right?
Yeah.
It's not working. My way sucks.
Cool. Now we got to do damage
control — healing the negs energy at the source.
Yes, heal the negsergies in me.
All right, uh...
Go find Barb a present. That'll fix the first neg.
Can you do that? Yeah, I can find her a
present, if you think that'll help.
I don't think it will. But what do I know?
I'm just a big ol' dummy who does everything wrong.
Ptoo! Wheeeeee!
You're free-e-e-e-e! Ugh!
Oh, man! It's okay, Finn.
You bought us some time. Yeah. Think fast.
What can we use?
There's nothing. Just a bunch of nature.
I have a dumb idea.
Get her a present.
Hmph. When was the last time she got
me a present? What would she want, anyways?
How do I know? We never talk. Geez, what happened to my life?
All my friends are gone. They all got kids now.
I don't have kids. All I have is Barb.
And she treats me like a-a dingus!
Oh! Cool!
A sword! [SHING!]
Wow! Neat! It's magic or something!
We can hang this up over our mantel and snuggle by the fire
Like we — like we used to!
I'm gonna fix us, Barb! Fix us!
All right, one... Two...
Three!
Yo! What? Shoot!
Here comes another one. One, two, three!
My eyes! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ha ha! Yes! Finally!
Good job! Last chance for life.
Break out!
Yeah, you mommy!
Hey! What's going on here?
Nothing. Aah!
Oh! Crabapples!
Where's ed? Oh.
Uh, he's getting you an "I'm sorry" gift.
He feels crazy about making you cry.
He does? Really? Barb! Barb!
Ed? Barb! Look! Damage control!
Check it out! I wrapped it up and everything!
Oh, ed, I can't believe it! Yeah! Come on! Open it!
I-I really just — I-it's just so unlike you to —
what's this? It's a sword.
I found it in the woods. In the woods?
Yeah. It's magical, though. Check out the blade!
You got this for you, ed. No, I got it for us — for
snuggles by the fire! We are never gonna snuggles
until you learn to appreciate me!
Oh, really? Well, I guess we're never gonna
eat again, either, 'cause I catch the food and your butt is
dysfunctional! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Yaaaaah! Go! Run away, food!
We don't need you, apparently! Just break up, you guys!
Do it for you! Now what are you gonna eat?
Huh, Barb? I'm gonna eat you!
Yo! That's wrong! Who ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-res?
Aaah!
Aaaaaaaah! We're free!
Aaaaaaaaaah!
Eeee! Ohhhh! Aaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
No! No! No! Aah! Oh, no.
You got that look on your face. You going back to help that
fool? His wife's gonna eat
him! Spider marriage is
complicated. Sometimes you just got to mind
your own biz. Oh, help! Somebody help me!
Go with glob.
Oof! Mercy!
Aah! Oh! Ugh!
Ugh! You little twerp!
Are you stupid or something? Yeah, I'm stupid!
But I know something real — you shouldn't eat your husband!
Whoa! Ugh!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaah! Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo. Smoothing things out?
Uh, not exactly.
Barb! Barb! What's wrong, my love?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghh!
Aghh!
O-Kay.
What is happening? Something we're not
supposed to see.
Oh, ed. We're parents!
Oh, sick! I think there's hope for us,
Barb. We can make a new start —
as a family.
Nice. Think they're gonna
make it? Love like theirs will
always find a way. It'll crawl all up over you and
drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you
pass out. Whaaaaaa!
Circle of life, Finn. Circle of life.
Yeeeeoooohhhhh!
Oh, man! All right. What's next?
Let's see. First, we visit tree trunks for
apple pie, and then we go to bubblegum's science music thing.
Wait — what about the movie at the drive-in?
That's after we make dream sandwiches.
Whoo! Let's go! Apple pie!
Whoo!
Tree trunks! Huh?
Tee tee! Tree trunks!
Oh, my, look who's here. Yoo-hoo!
Whoa! Oh, yeah!
Howdy, Jake. Howdy, Finn. Hello.
What are you doing here?
I never really left. Mr. pig's been so kind,
helping me tend to my rose garden.
Hmm.
Cool. Cool, cool.
Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Oh, you.
Where's the apple pie, tree trunks?
Yeah, my stomach is jonesin' for it bad.
Oh, you all are so early that
I haven't even started. Ahh, ha.
I love her so much. Whoa! You love her?
What? No! You just said you love
her. You're crazy.
Dude, come on. We heard you.
I think I am in love with her!
But I don't know how to go about it.
Dude, you should just tell her how you feel.
Whew. What are you boys chatting
about? Hmm?
Uh-huh. All right. Okay.
Miss tree trunks, ma'am, today I wish to speak my feelings.
Mr. pig, what's going on?
When I see you, my heart beats like a choo-choo train.
When you stand near me, I get so nervous, I cannot move...
Ohhh.
[CRUNCH!] Mm, that's good.
Shush. I feel the same.
I have a feeling that this feeling is what others call
"love." What should we do, then?
We should hug. Tree trunks, you gonna
bring some apple pie to princess bubblegum's thing?
Uh, yeah, Jake, yeah. Well, okay.
See ya later, then. Mmm.
Bonk, beep, woomp, wowoow, bing-bong, shoo,
DA-be-dop-dop, ooh.
Where is she?
You givin' me a back rub, bro?
What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hmmmmmraa! Is that...
It's tree trunks!
Pie! Pie! Lay it right here!
Oh, Jake, I tried to bake an apple pie, but this cutie kept
distracting me.
No apple pie?
This is making me uncomfortable.
They are snuggling too long. What is happening?
I forgot my glasses. [CROWD GRUMBLES, DISSONANT MUSIC PLAYS]
Huh? Oh, gross.
Hyah! Break it up! Break it up!
Okay, the love show is over. Princess, please continue.
Hmm.
This is too much!
Aaaaah! Aaaah!
It's driving me crazy! Cinnamon bun, do something!
Okay. Hey, everyone!
The concert is over! That's not what
I — the concert's over, princess!
Princess, how's about a slow song so me and my man can dance
cheek-to-cheek?
Hmph!
Err!
Why is everybody givin' me the hairy eyeball?
Y'all are too affectionate.
It makes people feel bothered when you and the pig flaunt your
affection in public. They don't want us to flaunt
what we have? You two need to hide
your love, or else you'll end up making the whole world throw up.
We promise to keep our affection hidden.
Thank you.
Have you seen my other shoe?
I think I saw it in the closet.
Aah! Under my shoe?
Outta here!
This carriage is for babies!
For babies!
Nice stacks of
sandwiches. You shouldn't have
bought so many flavors. I had to make a sandwich for
each flavor and for each flavor combination.
I'm making a cheese sandwich.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch! Mwah!
Ugh. Tree trunks! Pig! Come on!
We're trying to hide our love, but it's so difficult.
Try harder!
Doesn't look like tree trunks and pig are around.
Yeah, looks like the coast is clear.
Look at this cup!
Now look at this cup! Look at this one!
Oh, man!
Just try to ignore it and watch
the movie. I can't ignore that!
Stop!
Tree trunks, this has gone on long enough.
No more spending time with the pig unless you do it...
Inside your own home. But, Finn, an unmarried
couple living together under one roof — that's indecent!
Then why don't you two just get married?
We don't want to rush things. Marriage is a big step.
We need time to get to know each other.
Then I guess we only have one option.
All right. You can't do this.
Wait. No!
Stop!
Take them away! Sweet meat!
Little dove! Sorry, tree trunks.
So, where do you live?
I'm homeless. Oh.
I guess I'll just go back to
eating criminals. [GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!]
Ugh! Guh! I miss her!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
without him, Finn. Why don't you make
apple pie to take your mind off of it?
his arms around me ♪ ♪ in my dreams,
he's not so far away ♪ Go to him.
Go.
I'm freaking out!
You know what?
I like it. It's nice.
Yeah.
Mmm. Apple pie, I've been waitin' to
kiss you all day. Mwah!