Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh what?
Where are we? I don't know.
What did we do last night?
Mayhaps we drank juice of the elder toad.
Nah, I doubt it. Yo, do you see this?
We're in a cage. Do you think we, like, did
something wrong? Yeah, right.
When did we ever did wrong actions?
Get real. Who you calling?
I'm calling beemo — see if he knows what happened.
You know, with us
being here and junk. My new camera phone.
Wait. Come here. What?
I guess I vid-taped a buttload of stuff on here.
Play it for the clues within.
Okay, play.
Did you take it yet? Recording.
Okay, get a shot of the portal.
Gonna go through this biz. All right, let's do —
[ZAP!] Oh, no! What?
Battery crunked out. Dude, do you remember
any of that mess? No.
But I guess we're here on purpose?
So, we opened a portal to somewhere, but where?
The nightosphere. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
You're in the nightosphere. Are you sure?
Uh, yes. You got thrown in jail.
Look. [SHING!]
[DEMONS MOANING, HOWLING] Look!
Marceline's dad!
We really are in the nightosphere!
Up and at 'em, people. Everyone out of your cages.
My shift is over, and no one's shown up, so...
Whoa, wait. You're letting us go?
I mean... Yeah, but not really.
You're in the nightosphere, so...
So... What? Is there an outlet
somewhere for this?
Hey, come on!
Just tell us how we can get back to our world.
You can't leave the nightosphere — not unless he
lets you. Marceline's dad.
He runs this place.
Hunson abadeer? All right.
Well, dude, how do we talk to him?
You can't just talk to the boss.
You got to make an appointment. Yeah, but we don't even
know why we're here. And what's up with
this? Ugh. Ah. Oh, oh, sick!
You touch that stuff? Later, fools.
Hey!
Hey, is there an outlet anywhere?
You guys! Maybe this is where
they put all the dummy demons. [BABY-TALK VOICE] Right, big
guy? You're not so smart, right?
Yea-a-a-h. Let's go out that hole, man.
Okay, get on. [CREEEEEEEEAK!]
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Pretty neat.
[ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!] Whoa! Look!
[ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!] Charlic, don't socialize with
the smaller demons! They're dirty and stupid!
Whoa! Daddy!
What is that? I think it's, like,
sentient blood mist. Cool.
Come on. Let's see if anyone knows where
hunson abadeer is. All right.
Well, how about that dude? Okay.
Yo, bros!
How do we talk to hunson abadeer?
The teller can help you.
Get in my flipping belly, and I will transport you.
My insides are habitable. You will not be digested.
Bye, mister! Who's the teller?
That guy? Okay, bozos, make room.
Make room. Make room. Ouch! Come on!
Scooch over, fatty. I can't, dude.
This outbox is packed tighter than my tummy tunnel when I
can't make brown on the camping trips because of my anxieties.
And I have I.B.S., also. Ow!
Hey, guy! Are you the teller?
No. No, no, this is the line to meet
the teller. No, man!
Are you for real? How long's the wait?
I don't know. I just like to row around on top
of their heads. Bunk that!
Hey, do you know about this?
I, uh — ohh. No. Sick.
Why do we need to see the teller anyway?
We just want to see hunson abadeer and find out what
happened to us. The teller will get you in
touch with hunson abadeer. We got systems down here.
You got to swim the proper channels, you know?
Youse ain't special! Youse got to wait like the rest
of youse! Us.
Where's the line start?
Oh I don't know. The thing sort of governs
itself.
Tight! Ow!
That guy stinks.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Big man? Over here! Huh? What, me?
Uh, yeah. How long have you been in line
for? How... Long?
Oh, butt traps.
Jake, stretch us to the front. No cutting!
I will kill you with all my hopes and regrets!
All right, dudes, chill!
We'll wait.
I can't feel my legs.
[SOBBING, WHIMPERING]
Say something! Say something to me!
I... Can't. I got nothing to say anymore.
Just make up words, then!
Bloo-be-de bloo bloo bloo-blee-blee blah!
Shree shrah ha—
hey, check it out. We're at the front of the line.
Whoo-hoo! Yo, yo!
We want to talk to abadeer! What? Oh.
When your thingy comes up, hunson abadeer will see you
through the door. 42 million?
What's the number on the door? 41 million... Zabba,
dabba...
We're next! Whew! Man, I thought I was gonna throw
up. [KA-CHING!]
That's us! Yay!
Noooooooooo!
I'm gonna lose it!
Hey, do you know if there's an outlet anywhere?
No. Do you know what this
is all about? No.
Gross.
What's going on, buddy?
You giving up?
I guess. You don't want to just
stick it out a little more? I don't know if my
little-boy heart can take it. Listen, finn.
Are you listening? Mm-hmm.
Your heart may be small, but it's strong as a bull
donk! And I know you can wait through
this line so we can meet hunson abadeer and find out why
we're here and why we're in a pile of banyanles.
'Cause you're a champ! Okay?
Okay. Jozu des gamate ne.
Well, at least I can see the end of the line... I
think. Let's wait the heck out of this
line! That's it, champ!
Pretty pumped up.
I'm super pumped!
Does anyone need to go pee-pees?
Go ahead. Okay.
Who's here with a question for Mr. abadeer?
Oh, yeah. We've got questions.
Put your hand down, finn!
No way, dude! I've got questions!
What the hey, Jake? It's not answering
questions, man. That thing's gonna bake our
beans! [SHING!]
Hey, blood-mist cloud! What happened to us?
Why can't we remember anyth— oh. It's gone.
Look. Ride me, pardner.
Hup!
Hey, cloud! Where's abadeer?
Whoa. Look at all these paintings.
I think this is hunson abadeer's house.
Hey! Hunson abadeer!
How dare you chumps trespass here?
We just want to go home, man.
Yeah. Why'd you lock us up, abadeer?
When marceline finds out about this, it's gonna stir up some
heavy daddy-daughter issues! No one leaves the
nightosphere! Aw, come on, man!
[ZAP!] No one!
No one leaves the nightosphere! [ZAP!]
Come with me, you juicy,
little, mortal soul.
Finn!
Oh, my log, Jake. You found the portal!
Huh? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[CREAK!]
Huh? We don't want to hurt
you, abadeer. Just let us go!
Ugh!
Hyah!
Ow!
Rrragh!
What the—?
Marceline? I'm gonna close this portal!
You're forbidden to come back to
the nightosphere! But, Marcy!
Let us help you! It's too late!
Stay away from me! Foreve-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-r!
Marceline's in trouble. We got to go back and save her!
All right, but I'm gonna take a shower first.
Yo, beemo, you done charging up that phone, or what?
Almost... finished.
Thanks, beemo.
All right, man. We're gonna figure this out
right... Now.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, check it! This is Jake on my camera
phone! Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!
Whoa, whoa! Yo, finn!
Say hi to my new camera phone. What up, camera phone?
Lalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalala...
[WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH!] Lalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Marceline! You guys want to come party
in the nightosphere with me? I'm visiting with my dad, and
it's crazy boring. Whoa!
Wait a minute, marceline. Last time I saw your dad, I
sliced open his soul sack. Oh, no, he's totally chill
now. Okay, but I'm keeping
an eye out for your old man in case he pulls any...
Don't be a wiener dog. Jake, you coming?
Whoo! Yeah, baby!
All right, so... This is the nightosphere, I guess.
It looks banaynays. Marceline says they got tons of
crazy ways out here. [ GUITAR STRUMMING, TAMBOURINE RATTLING]
Right, marceline?
Marceline! Marcy!
There you are, marceline.
Hmm?
Rrragh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh. Hello, dog. Hello, finn. Stay away from me,
old man!
Nice one. Now, finn.
[ POP!] Come on, there's no bad blood
here. Come here.
Let's bury the hatchet. See how I'm not killing you?
Dad, stop.
All right. I don't want to embarrass my
little girl. So, young lady, have you
thought about my offer? Ugh!
What offer, marceline's dad?
I want marceline to take over
the nightosphere — finally join the family business.
Business? Dad, what do you even do?
Oh! Ha! Come on, come on, come on, come
on. Check it out, sweetie.
See how chaotic it is out there?
[ FWOOSH!] How everyone's confused and
frustrated? The nightosphere is sustained
by chaos. Eh, I just don't see myself
doing this biz. Okay, but I know you'll come
around eventually. Or maybe you won't.
I don't know. You're an independent woman.
Aaah!
Well, I'm gonna take a nappy. Oh! I almost forgot.
[ RIP!] Dad!
Whoops!
You should put this amulet on. It'll Grant you wishes for,
like, ponies — or whatever kids like.
Dad, I'm 1,000 years old. Ha! Yes, you are, sweetie.
Daddy's little monster.
Look, let's just play something, okay?
Okay. ♪ I know you just want to
Pffft! Whatever, dad.
Ooh— aaaaaaarrgh!
Jake, grab the amulet! Oof!
Ow! My hippocampus!
Well, that explains how
we got amnesia'ed. But what about banana?
Hey, man, there's another video.
We got mad prison-overcrowding down here, fellas.
So, I got to put you in the cage with the stuff.
Sorry about that. But, you know, not really.
Oh, my stomach!
Yeeeee! That amulet's
controlling marceline! We have to go back and help her!
We're gonna get back using that one portal spell we know.
Hah! Maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum!
Whoa, dude. She told us never to come back.
Oh, yeah. Oh!
Jake, can you turn into a gross demon?
Mm-hmm. Grosser!
Raaaaaah! What's your
disguise? Paper-plate mask, yo!
Nice!
Let's go! Hyah!
Who's next? Who's next? Uh... Me, my lord aberdeer.
What do you desire, cowering speck — pain, pleasure, or
weird punishment? Uh... Pleasure?
No! Weird punishment! [ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!]
And what do you desire —
"p,"p," or "w.P."? I...
Pain? Okay.
Aw. Come on! Come on! Next!
I'm just gonna go. You sure, dude?
Don't you want abs? Yeah, give me abs.
I think we can charge
up there and rip the amulet off her neck.
Hey! What are you guys doing? You can't run up to the front of
the line! These good people have been
waiting forever! Shame on you both!
Everybody, shame them!
Boo, sir! I boo what you're doing!
Step back — back! You will not cut the line again!
You stay back here and wait your turn like the rest of us!
Understand? Yeah, okay! Okay!
I'll be watching you. Sorry, dude.
You got out of line. Dang it!
Who are you? Waah!
Don't kill us, marceline! It's us —
finn and Jake! Your friends,
remember? Eh.
Oh, grob!
Aaaaaah!
Run!
Marceline. What are you doing?
Just grabbing a midnight snack.
It's marceline. That's her out there!
I know. Isn't it fantastic?
No! We have to save her!
Save her? From the amulet!
But this is what I've always wanted — my girl following in
her daddy's footsteps. But that's not what she
wants! That's balderdash, baby.
The wearer of the amulet is filled with chaotic evil, which
is how I grew up, so...
Maybe we can get these dudes to help us.
These guys won't help you.
They're all complacent sheeple.
Wait. That's it! We're gonna freestyle a
political rap to get these guys to rise out of their systemized
demon apathy! Okay.
Yeah. Unh.
Political rap! Yo, yo!
Demon apathy! Yo, zappity!
Get ready! Government!
Where you went! Yo! Farmer's market!
Ride bikes! Get on it! Geodesic domes!
Science! You heard?
I never thought of it that
way before. This system is broke, yo!
Marceline.
Ugh. Sick.
Jake! The tree house! Aaaah!
I'm too freaked out to move, finn!
These demons are nibbling my legs!
Jake, take her! No, finn!
You'll be filled with chaotic evil!
Aaaaah!
Marceline. No one leaves the nightosphere!
Wh-o-o-o-oa!
Oh! Marceline!
Uh, I wonder what happened to him.
Kids these days. Am I right?
Dude. Seriously. Dad, you tricked me.
Dad, that sucks! I know. I'm sorry.
But I thought you'd want to — want to make your old man proud
and, you know, take over the nightosphere.
Yeah, I want you to be proud! I want you to be proud of me!
No, I didn't mean — baby, of course I'm proud of
you. Dad.
And your friends, they're all right!
That political rap? Pretty great!
Okay, okay. I got to go now, dad.
Woof! What a nightmare. Man, finn, my dad actually likes
you.
I don't want to hang out with
you anymore.
Finn?