Whatcha think? I can make that driz,
no problem. It's crazy far, man.
Nah, that's just a perspecto illusion.
It looks far 'cause the cliff's lower.
Eh, go for it. Whoo!
Shoot!
Almost. Not really.
What? Watch me, fool.
Hup!
Whoo! I did it!
Sike!
Hey, you know what? This is cool just having bro
time for once. What, like no ladies?
Or dudes or whatevs. It's just a chore sometimes.
Yeah, two people is mad efficient.
Whoa! It's a beach brawl!
Looks like they're trying to drown a barn.
That's not a barn. That's a dude!
Holy fizzle.
What's going on here, tough boy? What is that huge dude?
He's the farm, the legendary fighter of the shiney isles.
I came here to participate in his open challenge, but this
mother can't be beat! Give up, worms!
My fight power is supreme! I'm too freaking legendary for
you!
Train! Train! Train!
Whoa! Train! Train! Train! Train!
I love you, the train! You're almost as legendary as
the farm, the train! The train is gonna smack you
down on his tracks! Whoo!
Your caboose is mine! Choo-choo!
Oh, my glob.
Choo! Ow!
My legs are backwards!
Why? Ohh! You're mean!
[PBHT!] Did you just die?
No. The train will chug on.
My friend makes bionic legs. I'll be better than before.
I want bionic legs!
Who's your friend? Yeah, right.
It's secret!
Don't follow me!
Train can do this. You don't want bionic
legs. It ain't natchy.
I don't care about natchy.
Let's discuss this later.
You guys want to fight me?
You think we can beat him?
Yeah way, we can't. He's the ultimate!
But if we beat him, we'll be crazy legends.
Man, I already am a legend in other aspects of life.
Third highest score in "kompy's kastle," brah.
Third. In the candy kingdom. Jake, that's your
legend. This could be our legend!
Brogend! Okay, how are we gonna
beat him, then? Train!
He can't even walk. No, man.
"Train up," like "get ripped!" Yeah, I was just
kidding. Let's destroy that guy!
We're coming back for you, the farm!
After we train!
Yeah, that's cool. We're gonna annihilate
you, the farm! Mm-kay.
I'm gonna do a finishing move on you!
All right! Yeah!
Come on, Jake! Ugh.
Huh! Hyah! Let's see your chokey
brokey style.
Nice one. Yes.
Now watch my... Something style.
Hyah!
Huh?
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS] Jake?
You're playing "kompy's kastle"? Huh?
Whoo! Uh... Yes.
Winning this battle could take our reputation to a
whole new level! Look, I'm a full-grown
dog of my own, and I need to play "kompy's kastle" every day
so I can maintain my rank. So... You don't care
about fighting the farm? I never really take
anything seriously. Except "kompy's kastle."
Hy-ah! Komp-y-y-y!
I'm gonna break every bone in your body, then heal you later
with that magical goo we got from the cyclops's eye.
[CREAK!] Aah!
Ouch. Apologize!
Never!
I'm gonna turn up the
juice! And I'm gonna drink it!
My little face!
[SQUISH!] Ow!
Where are you? Huh?
Huh?
Apologize for not
taking training seriously! [THUD! THUD!]
Come out, you chicken nug!
[CR-R-R-R-R-R-EAK!] Ow.
Apologize to
"kompy's kastle"! No.
You apologize for not taking training... Seriously.
[HAWKS, SPITS] Ugh, gross!
Ow!
Aah! My eyes! Cheap move, you butt rag!
You... You're the cheap move!
Huh? Pants!
I'm really gonna wipe you now. [CREAK!]
Bring it on, bro!
Ou-u-ch! Ow! Ow!
No biteys!
I'm gonna down the farm
without you! I'm gonna knock down
the farm just so you'll never know the taste of downing the
farm!
Yo, guess what?
Guess what, homey? I put in the time.
I'm-a make you mine.
Yeah, that's right. Come and get this.
So, what — both at the same time?
I'm cool. You're gonna fight this, the
farm? Okay.
Just me. I don't need this clown town.
The only way you're gonna win is if you use your
cheap moves.
Hey, come on.
You got to fight the dude. [CRASH!]
I can't see!
Walk me to the light! Yeah, that's what you
get. [CRASH!]
Cloud looks like a car.
Awaken to your dream, finn
and Jake. Whoa!
Who are you? I am the dream warrior.
I've summoned you here to hang with me in your together dream.
Are you gonna show us a move to beat the farm?
First, listen. Then wake up.
All right. I have cheap cars.
My cars are che-e-e-ap. My cars are cheap.
But they drive bad when I turn out the lights!
Turn out the lights. These sweatpants have another
name. Another name.
Yeah, don't you always call sweatpants "give up on
life" pants, Jake? I do, because peeps
need to respect themselves when they leave the house, even if
it's just for ice cream or t.P. Or whatevs.
Two shiny golden apples, ripe enough to bite!
Bite!
That's all I got to say for now. Get lost!
What is going on here, dream warrior?
Yeah, what's this all about?
Nap's over! Sorry!
Whoa. That was a good nap.
Hey, did you dream about dream warrior?
Yeah. What was he trying to tell us
exactly? I don't know.
I didn't get it. But listen, man.
I'm sorry I got mad at you. Who cares about my high score in
"kompy"? It ain't important.
No, man. It is important.
Being the third best at something is math and deserves
respect, not like I did to "kompy."
Anyway, I think we both got cranky after all that training.
Well, good thing we're rested, 'cause now we can beat
this beast. Yeah!
Oh, hey! Look!
The dudes came back to watch us fight!
A'ight. This is it. Let's use what we learned in
training. Uh...
All we did was fight dirty with cheap — wait.
My cars are che-e-ap. Che-e-ap.
Dream warrior was telling us which cheap moves to
use on the farm! Headlights mean eyes!
Mud in the eyes! Give up on life pants!
Pull down his pants like you did to moi!
Two golden apples! Mm...
I think I know what that means. Well, sure, I can make
a wild guess. You ready, man?
Yeah, dude! Put your pants on.
Okay.
Ready? Yes.
[FART!]
That was awesome! All right, all right, my turn.
You guys are full
of magic air.
[FART!] Gross!
[SMACK!] No!
Princess? You... Okay?
Yeah. It's just... The air smells bad
from your magic tricks, and now I feel sad.
I left all my scented candles at the castle.
They'd really cut through the magic stank.
Just go back to the fire kingdom and get them —
problem solved. Then I'll have to
see my dad. I'm still mad at him for
imprisoning me in that lantern. So unfair!
Uh... We can go get
them? Really?
That would be really nice. But don't let my pops see you.
I don't want his majesty thinking I need anything from
him. [FART!]
It ain't me! [FART!]
Whoa! [FART! FART!]
Oh! [FART!]
Flambo! For a second I thought the
princess was farting. Flambo, we need you to
cast "flame shield" on us. All right!
These candles must be they.
They smell like an old lady's bathroom.
Hey! Don't disrespect my lady!
I say it as a compliment!
Like it reminds me of my grandma.
I love my grandma. No one come-s-s-s here.
Not s-since flame princes-s-s
fled the cas-s-tle. Now gues-s-s what we're gonna
kill flame king with. A conspirator
with a hiss voice! How about... Water?
Even wors-s-e! We'll us-s-e ic-c-e!
And a conspirator with an untied shoe!
Ice? Why ice? 'Cause it's more painful, you
s-s-impleton! Cold as ic-c-e ball-s-s!
A perfect death for the flame king!
Did you hear
that?
Jake, come on! We got to stop those guys from
killing flame princess' dad! Right, right.
Dirt bags! Where'd they go?
Hey, is that new? Yeah, I think it is.
Yes, it is new. Hmm, what do you guys think
of this painting? I like it.
Hey, is this one of those paintings where the eyes follow
you?
Hmm. Hmm. Come on, let's get out of
here. I don't want to miss snack time.
Snacks! Snacks!
Snacks! Snacks! Snacks!
Now what?
and most unnatural murder-s-s.
Hear that? It sounds like a voice with a
hiss. The kind we are looking
for! The s-serpent that did
s-sting... Stop!
thy father's life, now wears hi-s-s crown-s-s!
Dude, the voice! We must follow the
voice! [CLANK!]
To die, to s-sleep, to
s-sleep, perchance to dream... Which way is the hiss
voice coming from? Aye, there's the rub, for in
that s-sleep of death... This way!
what dream-s-s may come. Which way?
I s-seem to be s-saying a lot about our s-super-s-secret
plan... To the left!
You! [CLANK!]
You! You! You! Double you! Double you!
I don't think it's them.
Double you! Double you!
Whoa! [THUD!]
Jake! I'm okay!
I think I hear that hissing voice down this way!
Whoa! [THUD!]
Why didn't you catch me? Oops!
Tell me next time. I can't think in the future.
Vent ahead. Jake, I want to see.
37.
22. No hissing.
No untied shoe. Vent.
This needs something more!
Yes! Yes! That's the Stuff!
Whoa! It's him! [CLANK!]
Hmm? My bluebies!
You buffoon! Where's your partner with the
untied shoe? What partner?
What are you blueberries talking about?
Give it up, man! I heard your hiss voice!
I don't have a voice! There's a snake on your
shoulder! What?
Aah!
Hmm.
Suffering...
Succotash! Now to chop you two big
blueberries into small, bite-sized blueberries!
Shakespeare.
Five minutes to curtain, everyone!
Five minutes! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Oh! Pfft! Actors!
What's going on with the costumes?
This is a theater troupe! We're getting ready to perform
for the king! Everyone in the kingdom shall be
in attendance! Of course, you know all this,
being fellow actors from the exact same troupe.
I have an idea. We'll go onstage, act like two
conspirators. You will have one shoe untied, I
will talk with a hiss voice. We'll talk about how we want to
kill the king. As we do this, we'll study the
faces of the audience and look for guilty reactions.
That's brilliant! Thanks!
It's an original idea by me.
Ahem! Hey, conspirator! Hey, co-conspirator!
Let's talk about how we're gonna kill the king!
Shh! S-somebody might hear our evil
plot! Man, I am so lost.
Psst! The audience! Uh, uh, uh, uh...
Uh, uh...
You think that's one of them?
Maybe. Let's keep going.
So, what are you packing? Water, man — enough of
it to put out the king's fire! Uh, uh... Hmm.
I think he's starting
to crack. Water?
You know what's even more painful?
If we pour ice in his ear! That's how we'll kill
the flame king! Pbht!
Kill the flame king? This is treason disguised as a
play! Guards, seize them!
What? No!
Please! We were trying to warn you about
assassins! Hmm.
Search them!
Huh?
Sire, it's your daughter's scented candles!
I-I-I... Sickos!
Off with their heads! Whoa, what?
No, please!
S-stay s-still. "S-still"?
Untied shoelace?
It's them! S-so long, s-suckers!
Naked babies, naked babies, naked babies!
Naked babies, naked babies,
naked babies!
We found 'em! The executioners are the real
king-killers! S-silence!
Wait, wait, wait... That voice.
Guards, take off their hoods! Aah!
My identity!
Ugh!
Furnius and torcho! Hello... Uncle!
[CROWD GASPS, MURMURS] Arrest the executioners!
Hmm... I thought I had you two
extinguished. You cannot quench the
flame-s-s-s of revenge! You snuffed out our father to
become king! Oh, yeah... Ha ha.
Take them to the punishment room!
I'll des-s-Troy all of you... Release me!
with ic-c-c-e! Wait, so you — you
extinguished their dad? Mm-hmm.
And... Everyone is evil here?
[WHOOSH!] Mm-hmm — all evil.
Then... Is flame princess... Evil?
Or maybe chaotic neutral? She's evil.
Okay... So your daughter's evil — we've
established that. But do you think if a good guy
really liked her... Could he change her to good?
Hmm, well, there'd be penalties to her experience if
she acted out of alignment, but... Yes.
Someone could change her. Change her to good?
Aww!
[WHOOSH!] Evil, evil, evil, evil.
Evil, evil, evil... Evil! Aah!