Okay, Gunther, you ready for the show to begin?
Wenk.
One, two, three.
It's rhetorical, Gunther.
Marceline's songs are so good.
Hmm. Maybe I can get Marceline to write a song with me.
Man, if she helped me write a song like that,
I'd be crushing it non-stop with the princesses.
Oh, yeah!
Gunther, you cute little dummy.
You know, Gunther, my song is gonna need
some dope lyrics to lure the honeys in.
Hmm, hmm. Hmm.
Jay T. Dawgzone always says,
"Ladies are drawn to bros with tortured pasts."
And I've got a way tortured past!
I think. I don't really re—
Um...
Quickly, Gunther.
To the "the past" room!
Ah, yes.
Lot of emotionally powerful stuff in here.
Still wet with tears.
I'll take some of these for lyrical inspiration.
So, where's Marceline living these days?
- Wenk. - A cave?
Pbht!
Well, well, well.
Looks like Ice King is up to bad biscuits, brother.
Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.
Ice King, you make our job too easy.
You ready to roll on this fool?
Dinner roll!
Hello! Anybody home?
No.
What are you doing here?
I told you not to come around me.
Yeah, I know, but I was hoping you could help me write a song.
One that could help me get some princess action.
I'm not going to help you pick up on chicks!
Come on! We can be a prog-rock duo!
I'll even split the fans with you.
I get the princesses, and you get...
whatever it is you're into.
Sounds good, yeah, I think it does.
Hyup!
Hey! Get out of here!
Wait!
Just let me play you what I've written so far.
Oh, dang it.
Tangles in the cord.
Sometimes this happens when you fly with it.
The tangles are hard.
Oh.
Oh, geez, no.
Oh, no. Ice King's in trouble.
Hey, you know what? I'll just hum it for you.
Is that good?
Ice King! - Wha?
Oh, you got him.
Nice job, Marceline.
Your constant harassment of the female gender
makes me sick.
No, he can stay. Wha?
Yeah, wha?
It's all right. We're working on a song together.
You don't want us to...
for you?
Nah, it's okay, you guys can go.
Okay.
Well, I guess we'll see you, then.
- Bye. - Bye.
You know, I kind of like being tied up in these cords.
Kinda freaky!
So what kind of song are we playing?
Oh, I brought these for some inspiration.
Just use these to work off of —
you know, a template.
Okay...
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Keep doing that.
Stop acting like this!
No! It's just starting to get good!
Princesses, I command you, love me!
Love me!
Stop acting crazy!
I just wanna be loved!
Uh-oh. I'm sorry I pushed you.
Uh, oh... I'll just stay out of your way.
Someone.
Again, I'm sorry I pushed you.
- Huh? - What you got? An apple?
Ugh!
Nuts.
Hold on.
Do you like me?
Of course I do, you old jerk!
Really?
Wow.
How about one of these?
Ah!
Ah! Not like that!
Ugh.
You don't remember anything, do you... Simon!
What-mon?
Why do you even come see me when you don't remember me?
You don't even know who you are!
Yes, I do! I am a lyricist!
It's all here on the page! The page!
In song, baby! On this receipt!
On this takeout menu!
On these newspapers!
Huh? Look!
This clipping — this was you, Simon!
Before the war!
Huh?
This! You took this picture!
Ugh. You've scribbled all over it!
Hmm?
Oh! Oh! Are they good lyrics?
I'll get the keyboard!
What? Wait, listen!
Yeah! Let's go!
What's it say?
Sing out, sister!
Hoo, yeah! Keep it going!
Oh! Um...
Wow! I wrote that?
Hot stuff!
What? You don't remember what it means?
Look!
What is going on in there?
I have no idea.
Dark times are coming.
You talk like justice, Billy, but you can't kick a plane.
Ah! Ah!
Whoa!
You all right, buddy? Another nightmare?
Yeah, that dang snail again, man, mucking it up again.
But there were other guys this time, too.
The bear was there, and some dogs.
And Billy's lady and Billy, and Billy was real scared something
fierce, man. Something real fierce.
And the cosmic owl was there, too.
Kind of. Screeching it up.
Whoa, the cosmic owl? What if that was a premonition
dream, finn? You think?
Could be. We better go tell Billy about it
just in case. He'll know what to do.
Dang... Whoa. I dreamed I was in
kindergarten again, but I had really big feet and was also the
teacher. Come on, we better hurry.
Hello? Billy?
Billy, wake up!
What the heck are you guys doing in my crack?
It's 3:00 in the morning. Oh, you know, just
dropped by to say "hello," see what you're been... Up to, what,
uh, how are these days? We came to see if
you're dead. What?
Why would I be dead?
Yeah... Stupid. Um, I had a dream about a bear
and an old lady and a snail, and you were there and the snail
killed you or something. Was the cosmic owl there?
Uh, yeah, on TV. Does that count?
Your dream is an ill omen of grave significance.
Finn. Yeah?
Are you ready to come with me on a mission to save all life
from the lich? Yes.
Wait, so we have to snatch the gems out of all the crowns of
power? That's right.
Cool. Why do we have to
snatch them? Can't we just ask them for them?
No time. The fate of the world hangs in
the balance. Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Are you sure that's a
gem? I think so.
[SQUISH!] It's so deep.
Gross. [CLINK!]
Man, we got so many gems.
This is crazy. Hey, Billy, how many gems we
still need to get? Two? One?
Wait, two or one? Huh.
[MUNCH! MUNCH!] I want candy.
You got anything in the saddlebag?
Get out of there! Oof!
The enchiridion? How'd you get this?
I found it in the mouth of a bear.
A bear? This book is really
important. It has magical powers.
Turn the little sword sideways. [SPRING!]
Whoa! Ooooooohh.
Exhibeo carnotum. Whoa.
Cool. What is this stuff?
Hold on.
Eeeeeeeeeee! Hello, my name is booko!
What you see here is a map of the multiverse.
It shows all the known dimensions and the links between
each of them. This is the dimension that
contains the universe in which we currently reside.
Enhance!
Whoa. Mmmmmmm!
Make it stop!
Anyway, at the center of the multiverse is a dimension called
the time room believed to be the quasicorporeal dwelling place of
the almighty prismo. The time room is the single
dimension that exists outside of time.
The time room produces the time waves that are experienced by
other dimensions. Some dimensions have permanent
links that allow travel to and fro.
Others become linked temporarily by naturally forming wormholes,
and others can become linked artificially by magical portals
torn open by items of great power.
Once the last gem is inserted into the enchiridion, it will
have the power to create a portal to any dimension in the
multiverse. An activated portal creates a
time dilation in which either end of the portal experiences a
temporal synchronization, allowing for the safe passage of
particles through a nonlocal region of
space time. I'm gonna push the lich in
there. Oh, cool.
Let's go get that gem. Yeah!
Hi!
Ahhh! Who's there?
Princess, princess, I need the
gem from your crown. What the junk? No!
Ugh! Get off!
Ugh! Get off of me!
Ow!
That was an accident.
Finn, stop! Ugh!
Whoa. Mana daza dayhh mala lanna.
Hurry!
Finn, stop! That's not Billy!
It's the lich! Huh?
Lich alert! Lich alert!
Billy!
B-Billy? The book, finn.
Give me the book.
Quickly, child! We're running out of time.
Lich! You — you messed Billy up.
You just want to mess me all up, mess everyone up.
You tricked me. No, child, it's all true.
The book has great power. I can make you live forever,
anything you want, just give me that book!
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. No more tricks!
You'll never get this book! Ya!
No! Ya!
Uh...
Oh, no!
Finn, what did you do?
Wha? Wha? Ah.
Thanks, finn. I couldn't have done it without
you. Jake, stop him!
Don't let him through that portal!
Get off!
Oof!
Hang on, Jake! Ah!
No.
Uh-oh. What now, princess?
Ah!
Hold on, Jake! Ya!
Ugh!
Finn! Finn, will you come in here,
please? Hurry.
It's very important. Coming, mom!
Man, she sounds steamed. Guess I done donked something up
yet again. Come on, Jake.
[COWS MOOING, BIRDS CHIRPING]