He's heading for that cube!
Come on, Jake. Oh, yeah.
What? He's gone. What? What happened?
Hey, hey! Did you guys see that?
You know that was a ghost wearing a dead guy?
That might be the nastiest thing I've ever seen.
N-n-n-n-nasty, nasty jazz. Nast—
Hey, hey! Easy, buddy. That's our friend Billy.
He got possessed by the lich! Oh, sorry! Sorry.
I didn't mean nothin' by it. I mean, I have a lot of nasty
friends. My Uncle was nasty.
I'm basically honorary nasty. Do you know where he
went? We have to find our friend.
Who knows. Uh — oh.
Actually, it depends on the wish I granted him.
Wish? Yeah, he wished for the
extinction of all life, and I did it.
I guess it changed his timeline or something.
What? Oh, glob! Whoa, wait a minute.
How can that be if I'm still here kickin' it with my main
man, finn? Oh, that's because you're
safe in my time room until you make your wish.
Oh-h-h-h. I wish that life wasn't
anymore exti— Whoa! Wait, Jake.
Don't mess this up. Think about it.
If we wish everything back to normal, the lich could just jazz
it up again. Oh, yeah.
Jazz. Hmm.
Hm-m-m-m.
I got it! I wish...
The lich... Never...
Even ever existed.
Mom?
Mom, what's wrong? Finn, I need you to do
something for me. It's very important.
I need you to take the mule
into town today and sell him for as much as you can.
What? Sell bartram?
But I love bartram. What the heck, mom?
Shh! Finn, please. Just do as I say.
Got it? Dad?
I push you. You fall down. The destiny gang?
Finn, please. Everything will be fine, I
promise. Now, just do as I say.
I'm sorry, bartram.
I guess dad must be in real trouble to be doing this.
But I bet there's a lot of fine folk lookin' to buy a good mule.
Why, I bet I could even come visit sometimes.
Won't that be swell, bartram? Bartram?
Dang it, bartram. Bar-bar?
What the... Bar-bar, how'd you get up there?
Jake, look!
A golden crown! Unbelievable!
We can sell it and keep bartram! Bong bong!
Hold it right there! Who are you?
I'm a thousand years old, and this is my crown.
Okay, okay. But, um...
Maybe I could just... Borrow it for a little while?
No! No! No!
This crown is magic. Bad, terrible magic.
Too dangerous for mortal fingies like yours!
One thousand years ago, my beloved friend, Simon petrikov,
gave his life to save this foolish, unworthy planet from
annihilation. A frightful bomb was poised to
bathe the land in mutogenic horror.
But using his mastery of ice and snow, Simon froze the bomb in
mid-flight only inches from the ground, where it remains to this
very day, today, ever-ripe and ready to blow.
But he alone was not saved. Trapped under the giant weight
of the enormous bomb, poor Simon perished.
Little help? And the horrible crown,
grieving its lost master, loosed a spasm of magic so wild and
crazy, the entire earth was buried in ice for 400 boring
years. Uh...
None of that is true, 'cause magic is fake.
Daddy says the false prophets of old used cheap parlor tricks to
control the people, and to get babes, like 10 or 12 hot babes
each. No! Magic is real!
Lady, you been down here too long.
Why don't you just let — step off, or I will use this!
Lady, quit it with that thing!
I'm sorry. You must die!
Aah?
Ooh.
Um... Oh, man!
This thing — dang it! Go, Jake!
Aah!
Go back to the underworld, you beast!
Sorry! I got to save my dad.
Destroy the world, more like!
Dummy! I give up.
The crown... Go get it.
I know you're not really talking to me.
I'm not crazy! Get the crown!
Go get it!
Get the crown, marceline!
Go get it! I can't — my knees!
Well, that's really disappointing, I must say.
I'm just... Well, whatever.
You're really letting me down right now.
Okay. All right.
Cool crown! Who wants a cool crown?
I found it on a dead magician dude!
I'll take it. Awesome!
How much cash you got? Oh, I'm poor.
Uh, but what about I trade you for a personal concert at your
house? I'll come over later and sing
you like four songs. I mostly do covers, but I have
originals, too. Do you own any spoons?
No. Let me see that!
Hey! Heh.
Wait. Destiny gang. I got to sell that to pay you
guys! Trami, what you think?
Is it my style? Big destiny will know.
Yo, boss! Snap!
Huh? What is this? Are you telling me what to wear,
trami? No, boss! You look good!
You think I should re-invent my style and put a stupid thing
on my head? No, man!
You tell us what to wear! Otherwise, you would dress
like an idiot! Bam! Crown shorts.
Amazing! Yeah-ha-hah.
Clap harder, trash bag.
Okay, you guys. Give me my money or leave my
parents alone. Property of all dead person
go to big destiny. [CHOMP!]
One arm needs to learn the rules, unless you want your butt
handed to you. I guess it wasn't
really mine. It's mine! I'm a demon.
Half demon. Tromo, Jack up crazy lady.
Trami, take mule back to crib for din-din.
What?
Bar-bar!
Tough luck, one-arm!
See you soon, bad style junk town!
Bar-bar.
End of the road, bat lady. Oww, my bones!
Aah!
My eye! I will junk your face!
What the... Destiny gang, get out of
town! We're sick of being bullied
around! Yeah!
You make big mistake! Especially you, one-arm.
My name is finn mertens!
And tell big "d" I'm coming for my stuff!
Oh, you come and try! Are you okay, lady?
You must promise to — promise to return the crown to
its hide-hole. I promise.
You'll need this, finn, if you want to win.
Choose Bruce. What is it?
It's a weapon for your arm. With this, you will defend from
harm! Hmm.
Feels natural, like peeing outside.
Sort of. Best not to take the lift, my
friend, else the d-gang will see you coming in!
No. I want them to see me.
I'm-a go up there and show them my face!
Aah? Hello?
Bar-bar? I'm coming!
Bar-bar! I want my stuff, you big dump.
You want big d's crown, huh? Yeah!
And bar-bar! Here you go, then.
Wha—? That is your final
possession, the last thing you will ever own.
What do you... Mean? Look down there, stupid.
Town is on fire, see? I made it on fire.
Fix up junk town. Look at old man cry!
That's what happens when you
mess with big d! You get crush!
Your family get crush! Boo-yah!
Suck my shirt!
Jump!
Choose Bruce!
All my stuff is "goan!" Now they're going after your...
Home!
Bar-bar, come on! Hurry, finn!
You can win!
Finn! Return —
I will. But we got to stop the d-gang
first. Come on, Jake!
Good boy!
Destiny! Destiny!
No-o-o-o!
Yeah!
How did I even get here, son?
Mom! Dad! Finn!
No!
You said this thing is
magic? Yes, powerful and dangerous.
But you lost your mind in a cave.
Whatever. You just got to believe me,
okay? For serious, you donk!
I am big d! Whoo!
I believe you. You do?
Wait, no! Dingus!
I warned you.
I can hear the crown's promise
of power invading my brain.
Destiny gang!
Careful, there. Careful!
You dankus! Oh, Simon.
Aah! One more hit, and that baby's
gonna burst!
Ice lightning!
Ah, dingo.
[ SCREECHING, MOANING] What's happening?
Bar-bar! I'll save you!
Finn? Finn!
Hey, guy, where's my buddy? Oh, when he wished for the
lich to have never existed...
finn left my time room and entered his wish-altered
reality. We can watch him on my TV wall.
Oh... Whoa.
Alternate-wish-world finn is mad uglies.
Dang, I'm mad uglies, too!
Everything looks nuts. Yes.
Sometimes a well-intentioned wish can lead to... Nuts.
But, you know, you get a wish, too.
What? Yep, totally.
You can have anything you want. I wish for...
A sandwich! A sandwich?
You're gonna waste your one wish on a sandwich?
You don't want anything else? Nah, a sandwich is
good. Maybe about this big.
Or... This big. On ciabatta bread, maybe?
Hmm, I don't know. Whatever you got around.
Your choice. Dude, I'll just make you a
sandwich. You should use your wish on
something important. You know, on someone who might
need it? I'm talking about him over
there. Oh.
Oh!
Finn?
What — what on earth did this? I did this.
No. That's not possible. I raised you better than that!
It's true.
I put out the fire!
But I also made the bomb go off.
The crown — it compels me to ice up everything!
I'm sorry, mom. Dad.
Little sibling.
I'm too dangerous to be around. W-what are you doing?
Take them far away, bar-bar.
Leave me! Leave me.
Looks like your friend is having a pretty rough time.
Hmm, yeah. But, well, it's finn's wish.
Let's just see how it plays out. I got confidence in my boy.
[CREAK!] Besides, I'll hang on to my wish
in case I need it. [CHOMP!]
Aw! Don't worry, dude.
I got you covered. [BZZEEP!]
They're homemade. I love you, prismo.
Oh!
I'm serious, man. You're like a strong number 3
on my cool guys list. Oh, man, my dad used to make
pickles. It's all he used to talk about.
He'd obsess over them all the time.
When I'd come in from playing, he'd be like "here, Jake, try
these." [MUNCH!]
And they'd be pretty crunchy, actually.
You'd think they'd be soft, but they weren't.
I'd be like, "wow, dad, you made these pretty good."
Mmm.
Yeah, that was dad.
Rise, my wintry warriors.
Tromo! Trami!
Why am I cold and confused? Fear not, icicle child,
for I have birthed you into a new life!
Huh? The mertens kid? An age of ice and
whispering sno-o-ow!
Hey! Cronk me loose, "t!" Come on!
You see big destiny anywhere?
Big d's chillin' over here, wasteland style.
Boss!
Come back! Oww.
Only I can protect y'all.
Stay. Aah! My kicks!
Can't you hear the — the whispers?
Forget big d! Let's go! I've taught you well, my
traitorous gang. Hmm?
The voices, they tell me to freeze the world.
Get off of me, weirdo! I am the end and the
beginning. I am the hand of madness.
Jake?
Dude, I get out of
relationships because I don't want to have a discussion about
what we're gonna have for dinner every night.
'Cause when I'm alone, I can just sit on the couch till I'm
hungry and eat whatever I want. It's not like, [HIGH-PITCHED]
"What should we eat for breakfast?
We should coordinate." That's a pain.
Man, your view of relationships is very
bleak. Don't you get lonely?
I have friends. Hello, hello!
Hey, so, I brought over the —
What is a singular doing in this realm?
He's just here making a wish, cosmic owl.
But I brought games. We were gonna hang.
After. Come on. Get in here.
Okay.
Jake? Jake!
I warned you, you butt. Whoa!
Don't worry, Jake.
I'll share the secrets of ice and snow with thee.
The power of frost! The power of frost!
The power of fr—
Three, two, one, go.
We're three nice dudes, havin' fun.
We got warm bubble water on our buns.
I love this spa, and that's a fact.
But if I stay too long, I get a "pruney" back.
Jake? Jake, what are you doing?
Back off my crown,
Jake! I warn you!
Hey, man, I'm right here!
That's not me, man!
Finn! I'm in the spa bath!
Oh, man. Maybe now you'd like to use
your wish? Make finn okay!
I wish for safe finn! Wait!
Dude, look, I like you. So you should know my wishes
always got an ironic twist to them.
It's like a monkey's paw kind of thing.
What? You just got to be really
specific. Say your wish is, "I wish for a
back rub." Who's gonna give it to you?
A dirty man? A bear? And where does this "masseuse"
come from? Do I zap some guy away from his
family dinner? Leave some kid traumatized?
"Mom, where did dad go?" "I don't know, son.
He just disappeared from the table.
Sorry." You see, Jake, there's rules to
this stuff. Wishing an event to be changes
elements before and after it. Memories will be destroyed.
Babies will not be born. Potential worlds could be
evaporated by your wish.
Eww!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's a lot of pressure, man.
Focus, Jake. [BZZEEP!]
Here, eat this egg. It's brain food.
[SIGHS, GROANS]
Okay. Okay.
Think. Think.
Okay, there is a way to bring back all life and get home.
You just have to ch— Cha—
aaaa... Ange!
The li— The lipstick!
The lich's... Oh, the lich's...
Wi— Ish.
Change the lich's wish!
And go home. And go home!
Okay. Okay, I wish...
The lich's wish... Was for me...
Uh! And finn to go back
home to ooo. I can work with that.
All right. This has been nice. See you.
I wish...
For the extinction of all li-I—
for finn and Jake to go back home to ooo.
Huh? No, wait! That's not what I wish for!
Sorry, guy, you only get one wish.
Hey, Jake. Did you see that?
Monkey's paw.
Jake! What the...
Why would the lich wish — what? Jake?
It worked! Jake! This is serious!
Something really messed up is happening!
It already happened!
And it never happened! What?
What happened? Nothing.
'Cause I saved everybody.
Now, honey, I told you, you can take the sign off
when you tell me where you hid daddy's crown jewels.
Wenk. Gunther!
Huh? Oh-wowzers!
[BZZEEP!] What's that?
Hmm! If you want to come back and
hang out sometime, call me. "P."
I got to get that guy a girlfriend.
This party is so crazy!