Hmm?
Oh, hello there.
Baybel navel, it's great to see you!
Here for more graybles, I reckon.
Well, all right. Just like last time, we'll watch
five separate stories, each relating to one special theme.
Guess the theme by the end of the episode and you'll be the
freshest mint-whistle.
Now, look to my visualizer screen and let this exciting
grayble dribble all over your mind-label.
Okay, so —
Scooch. Okay, so I'm still pretty sure
this old book's some warlock's spell book or something.
[WHOOSH!] Messed!
Warlocks, dude. You ready for some ancient
feel-good spellcraft? Yeah I'll try it.
Could always stand to feel better.
Let's see... You got your bibby?
Check it. [SNAP!]
Yep. Little Jack horner sat in the
corner, eating a Christmas pie. He put in his thumb and pulled
out a plum and said, "what a good boy am I."
[SQUISH!] I don't feel like a good boy.
You sure you read the spell right?
Mmm. Yeah. [CHOMP!]
Still, though... pretty sweet. Want to keep sticking
our thumbs in stuff until it works?
Yeah! [SQUISH!]
Oh, what a good boy am I! Oh, what a good boy am
I. Oh what a good boy am
I. Oh, what a good boy am
I! Oh, what a good boy am
I. Oh, what a good boy am
I.
Oh, what a good boy am I.
Oh, what a good boy —
Do you feel like a good boy? No, I don't.
Hey, check out that gross toad!
Oh, what a good boy am
I. Gross. Cut it out.
Quit sticking your thumbs in my back.
Yeah, I don't know.
Geez, I'm never going to find this place!
Hmm...
Hey!
Hey, rock giant.
You seem cool!
Do you know where wizard bill's music shop is?
I can't find it anywhere. He's got a guitar that plays the
most savory licks in ooo.
Huh.
I've got an idea. Okay, point now!
Aah!
Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Thanks, man!
Hey, let's find some more holes.
Oh, what a good boy am I!
Boys, your manners.
Oh! Oops! Oh,
Hey, tree trunks. Excuse me sir, I wasn't
looking where I was — tree trunks, up here!
Oh, no! Heavens no!
I'm glad you brought this matter to the authorities,
ma'am. Now what exactly happened?
Yes, thank you. I-I heard a man calling out to
me "oh, tree trunks." So I said "who's calling?
I don't know." So I looked, and he was making a
rude gesture. It left a sour taste in my
mouth. All right, ma'am.
Let's see. How do you spell your name?
T... Okay.
r... Okay.
e... Okay.
e... One sec.
e. Hold on one second.
Ugh, I'm sorry, but the wheels of justice spin too
slowly. I'm going to have to take the
law into my own hands. Thank you all for coming.
The police have failed me in my time of need, so I have brought
you here together. A posse.
I made you all blackjacks in case things get ugly.
I stuffed some of my stockings with balled-up newspapers.
I made a big one for you because you're so strong.
All right, then. Let's clean up these streets!
Ohh! There he is!
Goodness! Eeeeee!
Oh!
Why — it's just a statue. I-I don't understand.
It was so rude before. Hey, tree trunks!
Oh! Hey, tree trunks, how are
you? Shelby, have you been up
there all day? Yes.
Just reading this book! Oh, well, can you read
somewhere else? You kind of offended tree trunks
here. What?
Uh... Uh... Oh.
Oh!
I get it.
Wonderful!
Family meeting! Family meeting, gather 'round.
Things are gonna change around here very soon.
You're gonna have a new mommy to help boss you around.
I mean, well, I haven't exactly asked her yet.
Well, no time like the present.
Sweetie, are you awake? Great, 'cause I've got a query
I've been meaning to inquire of you.
Well... uh...
Oh, well... when two people... Will...
Will you marry me? Oh, yay.
Yes, yes, drink up the tears.
Drink up those good luck tears. No, not you
Gunther. You're on a low salt diet.
Huh? What's that dear?
It's a wife ring. This one's for me.
I'm the husband. That means I get the remote
control three days a week, and you get it four.
Ahh, sweetie, this is bliss.
Feels so math to finally be normal, not like those two
freaks. What are they doing over there?
Anyway, I — ooh, who's that?
Oh. Oh, my.
Poor football, you've come so far and still have so much to
learn. But I don't understand, bmo.
I'm a really baby girl now. I can smell raddest lilacs.
I'm can hear the screaming squirrels, screaming for nuts.
Oh, my gosh. I can't believe it's true.
No, football. That's not enough.
You have to learn manners, too. Otherwise, you'll be all alone.
Alone? But — but what about you, bmo?
I will not always be here to protect you, football.
No, you must learn. Here, look.
This is a grapefruit spoon. It's only for eating
grapefruits. This is a salt shaker.
Here, you try.
Now, this a turnip grincher...
For grinching. And this is how you drink tea.
Ahh! Like this?
[SLURP!] Yuck.
It's bitter. No, no.
Football, like this. [SLURP!]
Like this? [SLURP!]
No, like this. [SLURP!]
Like this? [SPARK!]
Like this! [SLURP!]
Like this, right? [SLURP!]
No, football. Do it like — huh?
Pbht! Sorry, football.
Lesson's over for tonight.
Why so glum, fellas?
We stuck our thumbs in almost every hole today.
But we never felt like good boys.
I know a thing or two about good
boys. Why don't you try sticking your
thumbs in these holes? Controllers?
Oh, yeah! "Super good boys."
So, did you guess the theme? Go ahead and pause your viewer
now if you need a few more glaybels to think about it a
little.
Oh, oh. Now you've got it.
I can tell. That's right.
The theme is "the five tastes." You see, Jake ate a sweet plum.
Marceline played some savory licks.
Tree trunks had a sour taste inside her mouth.
Oh, my. Gunther wanted to drink the
salty tears. And football's tea was bitter.
Huh? What?
What's that you say? You thought the theme was the
"five fingers"?
Don't be silly. Nobody's had five fingers for
20 blabillion glaybels.
Five telepathy glands, maybe.
Slimmin'. Well, anyway, looks like it's
that time again. I'll see you crimpy glimmers on
the triode flimpin' the diode.
Ooh. Ahh.
Oh, oh, man. My throwing-and-catching disc.
Jake, want to play throw-and-catch the
throwing-and-catching disc?
Yeah, man. Throw and catch!
I call dog, and you be
human. All right.
Yeah. Whoo!
It's gonna be awesome! Dog!
Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! You mean "bark."
What? Oh, yeah.
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
Hello, I'm a human. Hello, I'm a human.
Ready, bark! Back up a little.
And now for the perfect throw.
Perfect throw! [WHIRL!]
More the perfect "blow."
That blew. Oh, come on.
That was the wind. The wind blows.
Hey, you want me to grab it?
No, I'll get it. Okay, but it's right
here. Sometimes a man just
has to retrieve his own disc.
Good luck, buddy. Thanks.
Uhp! Pbht!
Oh, well, hello there, my friend.
What are you doing? I'm trying to get to
the top of this tree to get my disc.
Oh, well, maybe I can help. [GULP!]
[RATTLE!] Sit on me.
Uh, what? Well, sit on my needles.
The shock will boost you high up into the air.
Sit on me.
It's fine. Go ahead. I don't think that kind
of thing really works, actually. You can do it if you believe
in yourself. Sit on me.
No. Oh, all right.
I'll show you.
Ouch! Sorry.
I thought that would work.
I'm just no help at all. Ooch.
Hmm. See, you did help.
Pooped.
Oh, I apologize for staring, but I've never seen a chipmunk
as big as you.
I'm not a chipmunk. I'm a human boy.
I'm trying to climb the tree. I'm trying to get my disc back,
but for now, I'm taking a break, 'cause I am pooped.
You should eat an apple to re-invigorate your climbing
ability. No thanks.
I'm good. Just gonna rest my meathooks.
Huh? Huh?
Ohh, that apple was cursed or something.
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Oh, dear. I ruined your day, and now
you'll never get your disc. No, it's okay.
I've been in worse situations. And even though I'm tiny, I do
feel invigorated. Oh, good.
What a relief. Best of luck to you.
Bye-bye. Choo-choo!
You can't stop this train, tree.
Hyah!
Whoa, you're tiny. I ate a magic apple by
mistake. Oh, no wonder it's been
taking so long. You need any help?
Nah, I got it. Okay, well, I'm gonna
walk lady home. I'll be back later.
Don't eat any more magic apples, silly.
Yeah, no, I won't. I don't plan to.
[SMOOCH!] Thank you for packing.
You should take it
easy.
No, no, let's get you back.
Bleh. Disc!
Whoo! Where's my dingus?
Hey!
Hey, buddy! Hey, have you seen my disc?
[SING-SONG VOICE] Wrap it up good so I don't trip and fall
on my face like the last time. Hey!
Must have could not heard me. Doink. Doink. Doink.
Hey, squirrel!
I think we all agree the human must be stopped.
Whoa. Squirrel, what happened with
the apple? Well, I made sure he ate that
apple like you guys told me to do, but get this.
It made him smaller. I think it might have been
cursed, you guys. Well, of course, it was
cursed. We're trying to stop the human.
Look, just do me a kindness and
go get me some more nutmilk. Come on, fellas.
I feel like I'm the only one coming up with ideas here.
Lenny, how do you think we should stop the human?
Um... Maybe a trap door? Something like that?
With gravity? Hey, yeah.
We could put, like, a rug over it.
My disc!
Aah! Um, it's okay.
I'm a chipmunk. In the tree, part of the
tree. In the tree, part of the tree.
Sorry.
In the tree, part of the
tree. In the tree, part of the tree.
Hyah!
Huh?
What? Uh, I didn't say
anything. What are they gonna do to me?
What? What are they gonna
do — I'm not allowed to talk to
you. Anyone or anything that winds up
in the tree becomes part of the tree forever and ever.
In the tree, part of the tree. So does that mean I'm a
prisoner forever? Well, yes and no.
Are you a prisoner? Yes.
Will you ever be free? No.
In the tree, part of the tree — it's very simple.
Doesn't that mean you can't leave the tree, either?
No, I — well, yes and no. Am I allowed to leave the tree?
No. Have I already left the tree?
Am I Miles away from the tree right now flying around like the
flying squirrel that I am? Yes.
In my mind. In my mind.
Do you like it here? Yeah — well, yes and no.
Do I like the nuts and acorns? Yes.
Do I like it when they put me down and say mean things like,
"you're not a flying squirrel. You're just a regular squirrel.
Nyah!" No.
Do I want to fly away from this place now?
Yes. Would I make a break for it if I
had a buddy to break out of here with?
Yes. Hey, buddy.
What? Let's get out of here.
I got it! What are you doing, regular,
non-flying squirrel? Put that back.
Pbht!
How dare you!
Well, all right. Everybody, after those...
Two.
Okay, I'm gonna throw the disc alongside the branch.
Then we'll jump on it and fly away.
Yeah! Perfect throw!
[WHIRL!] So, it's a good thing you're a
flying squirrel, huh? Well, yes and no.
In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree, part of the tree. In the tree, part of the tree.
In the tree.
Peace out!
Okay, activate your squirrel flaps.
Flaps? No, I just have regular squirrel
arms.
[WHOOSH!] Hey, we're flying!
Ohh! Oh, yeah.
Whoo!
Hey, look. There's Jake.
Jake! Jake!
The perfect throw.