- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
I think the swimming hole is right around the corner!
Yes!
- Whoo! Whoo! - First one in the water is...
um, first one in the water!
No fair. I have to take off my stuff.
Aah!
- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo!
Faster! We're getting a swirl!
- You ready to get out? - Yeah, dude.
Let's get BMO to make us some "sassages," maybe with that one mustard.
I'll use the "sassage" flare.
Hopefully, BMO sees that.
Didn't Lady tell you not to use the "sassage" flare?
- Yeah. - Well, don't abuse it, man,
- 'cause you're getting... - I'm getting what?
'Cause you're getting fat.
- Nyang.
- Whoa. - Nyang!
- Nyang! Nyang! - Uh, aah!
- Hi-yah! - Nyang! Nyang! Nyang!
Nyang!
Hey, relax.
Grob, dude! Your hat's alive!
This is crazy!
He likes me!
Nyang, hmm.
It's not my hat. It's, like, this other thing now.
Yeah, man. Hats can be anything, pants, other people.
- It's fine. - Yeah, but it's, like, living now.
Yeah, it's a miracle.
Now he can listen to our rad jokes and hang out.
Right. Maybe it's good he's alive.
You were a rad hat, and now you're a rad... Little Dude.
Nyang!
- Yo, bro! Our eyes are down here. - Nyang!
Come on, Little Dude! Let's go live life!
- Nyang!
Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Ooh-mwah! Rah!
Ooh-aah!
Hmm?
Ah, yeah! Ah, yeah!
BMO, Jakey likes!
Look at that spread!
I did it up big time for you.
Hope you are hungry!
You know it!
- BMO, this is Little Dude. - Hello.
Nyan?
Nyan!
Cribes!
Oh, what? Aah!
There's hot grease next to us! Don't fool around!
- Nyan! Nyan! - Ooh, ooh, aah!
- Oh, no! Get off of me!
Little Dude, no!
You don't jump on heads! That junk is rude, Little Dude!
- You OK, BMO? - I am fine, Finn.
I just thought you kept better company.
Sorry, BMO. He's just excited.
Nyan! Nyan! Nyan! Nyan!
Sorry, Little Dude. But I gotta eat.
Don't touch anything. I'm still frying up garnish.
- OK. - Yeah. OK.
Your head looks weird with short hair, man.
It feels like a peach.
Hey, Little Dude.
Y'all can get in on this if you promise to be good.
Only good babies... get "sassages."
- Nyan!
Hey, don't eat th-th-the food?
Dude, he turned it into poo! This is poo now! Smell it!
- Yep. Little Dude! - Little Dude!
Quit it!
I got ya!
Oh, little deezy. What am I gonna do with you?
You guys should get ready for bed.
Yeah. OK.
- Hmm! - Oh!
BMO hit you on the butt.
- Nyan! Nyan! - Shh.
- Little Dude, gotta chill. - Nyan.
- Night-night. - Nyan... Nyar-r-r-r-r.
Nyan! Nyan!
Nyan?
- Nyan!
Jake, wake up! Someone's on the house!
Oh, it's probably Ice King again, dude.
Man, we should tell him we know he sleeps on the top of our house.
Oh...
Ugh!
No, no, no!
No! Not on my head!
Poo buns! Poo buns on my head!
Gross.
- Ninja. - Ey?
No!
Oh, uh, nyah.
Aah! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Ha.
What are you doing in our house, homey?
Please don't hurt me!
You're in grave danger, and it's all my fault!
Wha? What are you talking about?
Your hat accidentally touched my head flower.
See?
My magic imbues anything it touches with an evil spirit,
one that craves destruction and chaos!
Yuck!
I buried myself so that nothing would touch my body ever again!
But then this bloom grew out of my head.
C'est la vie.
Evil magic donks, homey.
I'm sorry. That's just the way my magic works.
Papa always said I was a bad wizard.
Right, Papa?
"Baby's a bad wizard." "A bad wizard," huh?
You're a bad wizard!
I'm a bad wizard!
Whoa, cool it, man. Let's just fix Little Dude.
Uh... Yeah.
OK.
Guys! Your stanky friend jumped out the window
and ran toward the Candy Kingdom!
Oh, hello.
Aren't you a cutie?
Hey, are you lost, tiny gentleman?
- Nyah!
Nyang! Nyang! Nyang! Nyang!
Where is he?
Little Dude? Little Dude?
Nyang!
- Nyang?
- Nyang.
Blistering beef!
N-n-nyang. N-n-n-yang-yang-yang.
No, Little Dude! - Nyang?
That's a bad Little Dude!
Nyang! - Uh, horsey!
Little Dude, you were supposed to be my buddy!
All my fault. All my fault!
- You're a... - Nyang!
- Oh, gleeble snoots. - How is he so strong?
Whomever the hat possesses gains the proportional strength
- of a hat.
Look out! He's got the horse again!
Evil presence detected.
Sorry, fellas. I don't thrive in conflict situations!
Evil.
Nyang?
Nyang!
No! Not the Gumball Guardian!
Evil.
Nyang!
Na-yang!
- Dude, use your powers! - I can't!
All I can do is think about my papa and how much I disappoint him!
Just think of something positive, something comforting!
Like my mommy?
When I came home with bad grades from wizard school,
my mommy used to hug me and hug me.
Oh, Mommy! He-he-he-he-hee!
Uh, yeah.
Just think about your mom, and use your magic.
Oh, OK, let's try this.
I love my mommy.
Hugs.
Uh, I'll hug you. I'll hug you. Hug me.
Ooh, it worked!
I love my mommy!
- Hi, fellas. - I love being alive.
Mommy!
I'm a window, and I'll hug you!
Mommy!
I feel like hugging everybody!
Hi, Mommy!
I'm going to hug you.
Mommy.
Heh! Somebody get this guy some clothes.
Now— Now rise up, love buddies,
and hug your gross brother into submission!
Gonna squeeze the heck out of him!
I love that guy!
- Nyang! - Yeah!
- We love you. I'm loving you! - Hug his face!
- Hey, pal, we're working together! - I love you!
Come on! Let's be pal-jamsas. Pal— Pal-jamas. Pajamas.
Nya! Nyang! Nyang!
Thank you, my newly conscious bros.
Now return your life forces to me.
- I loved every minute! - Not living!
Nyang! Nyang!
Ee-mom!
- Huh?
Yes!
Poor Little Dude.
He was just doing it up the only way he knew how.
It's not his fault he was created evil.
Yeah. He deserves to come back good.
Wizard, mommy-magic this dude back to life.
OK. Mommy.
Oh, my goodness.
What is this lovely place?
Life, man!
I see.
And this dude is your pops.
No, I— Oh, I guess I am. Huh.
Be good to this dude.
I will. Way better than my papa was to me!
Yep. That's the idea.
Jake, looks like I need a new hat.
OK, let's go skin an evil bear.
- What's up? - Nothing. I don't know.
If anybody wants some tea, it will be ready in a few minutes.
Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil.
- Whoa, Flame King! - Father!
Oh, I-I'm sorry. I-I thought my daughter was alone.
I'll just be going.
Uh, nice teapot.
- Ooh! - What was that?
He was saying, "Evil, evil, evil," over and over again.
Yeah, I-I heard.
Oh, I wasn't sure if you heard, 'cause he was whispering.
- Yeah, I heard. - Ugh! He's so annoying.
I was just trying to help!
Oh, no. Not you, Jake, my dad.
I always catch him whispering stuff into my ear
while I'm not paying attention.
He keeps saying I'm evil.
Whoa. You best not be believing that whack bunk.
I bet he's trying to make your life bad so you'll think you're evil.
But you're really not!
How can I know for sure?
- Dungeons. - What?
Let's go have a good time in a dungeon or something.
That always clears my head and reminds me of what's what.
- And that'll make me good? - No.
That will show you not to worry so much, 'cause you're already good in here.
OK. Yeah! Let's do it!
- Dungeons! - Dungeons!
- Yeah. - Chamomile tea.
Is this how you look for a dungeon?
Yeah.
A lot of times, the entrances are hidden,
so you gotta look under rocks and stuff for a secret switch.
Sometimes it takes a while. Hmm.
I'll just use my heat sense.
- That tree over there is not made of wood. - Really?
Ha-ha! Yes!
Whoo! - Yeah!
Ooh! Gauntlet!
Thanks for taking me out, Finn.
No prob, Bob.
- Light this for me, will ya? - Oh, sure.
Uh, do we need a torch? I'm sort of made of fire.
Oh. Well, I guess torches are just cool for dungeons, you know?
Oh, OK.
Yeah, I'd like to hang on to it.
Boy, this place is creepy.
Really? I feel like it's trying too hard.
Gold piece!
Oh, you mean, like, with all the skulls?
- Whoa. Whoa. - What?
Hey!
What are you doing here?
- Burning you alive!
- No. No. Wait a sec. Sorry. One second. - Sure.
He might have important loot on him, so we don't wanna just burn him up.
Plus, it's a little cruel, even for an evil guy.
Check this out.
You're gonna surrender!
- OK. OK. I surrender. - I shall grant thee clemency...
if you do the splits.
Do the splits!
I— I can— I can't do the splits.
Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie!
OK. OK. OK.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
See? A lot of times you can overpower these guys with confidence.
Neat.
Got any loot on you?
Just this map. It'll— It'll help you.
Hah! See? This would have been burned.
Yeah, no, that makes sense.
What else you got?
Aah! There's a treasure chest in the corner. Please stop yelling.
I knew it.
Aw, cram it to the butternuts, it's locked!
I don't know where the key is. Please don't yell!
All right. We can come back to that later.
- Hey, are you having fun? - Mm-hmm.
I-I'll just stay here.
Race you to the next monster!
- Whoa! Whoa! - What?
Well, that's not how you do things in a dungeon.
- You gotta sneak. - Sneak?
Like this.
And you got to look around.
Tah, tah, tah, tah.
OK, this guy is too big to intimidate, but I have a plan.
First, you shoot some fire at that rope.
The chandelier falls, distracts the monster.
We run in, element of surprise.
Wow.
- You ready? - Yeah.
Before we go in, how good are you at quietly throwing a tiny bit of fire?
- Oh, what? - Like on a scale of one to a hundred,
how good are you at quietly throwing a tiny bit of fire at a rope 50 feet away?
- Uh... - Scale of one to a hundred.
- Forty-two. - Forty-two?
Well, I don't know. I never rated myself.
No, that's cool. That's cool. Just try and hit that rope.
Hmm.
- Are you OK? - Yeah. I'm good.
- It's a hologram. - Oh, neat.
- So, uh, should we keep going? - Yeah.
Although, it does raise the question,
why would someone go through the trouble of setting up a hologram
unless they've hidden something in this room?
- Hey, wake up! - I was meditating.
- Look what I fo-ound. - A key.
- We have to go back? - We don't have to. We get to.
Come on.
Ah.
See? That didn't take long at all. And now we get treasure.
OK.
Nope. This key is for something else.
Oh, well.
[Princess Bubblegum, thinking] Jeez, this is kind of boring.
At least he's walking fast.
That's where I found the key.
- Snap dragons!
Take my place. Take my place.
- Take my— - Scatterfire!
No! No! We shake them down first, remember?
He wanted me to take his place.
Man. Ooh, hold on.
Ha-ha! It's another key! Now we get to go back to the beginning.
Whoo-hoo!
Finn, I'm not having any fun.
What? Why?
Well, you keep wanting me to do things your way,
but I don't like doing things your way.
Is that because I am evil?
What? No way. That's— No!
Uh, hey, you know what? Let's do things your way.
- Really? - Yeah.
I've been acting an uncouth lout, milady.
OK. So there's a door over there. What do you wanna do?
I burn it down.
OK. Yeah. That worked. Now what do you do?
Eeh!
Aah! Good— Good job, FP.
Thanks, FTH.
Ugh! Doors. Burn! Burn! Burn! What?
Oh, sham, man. It's a legion of Goo Skulls!
Uh, how do you defend?
Snake fire!
Fire burn goo.
Yes!
Feel my flames, puny worms!
The power of destruction!
Whoa!
- Flame Princess! - Hmm?
Help me! But don't use fire,
'cause, well, you know, it—
Release him!
Or feel the wrath of the Princess of Flames!
Very well.
Do the splits!
Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie!
Whoo! Hot Daniel, Flame Princess. I thought you were gonna burn me alive.
No way. I'd never do that to my boyfriend.
Thanks, Finn. That was a really awesome experience.
Dungeons totes clear your head, right?
Mm-hmm.
I forgot how good it feels to destroy stuff.
- Uh... - I mean, like, evil stuff.
Oh, yeah. Cool.
We should go again sometime. Do you know of any other dungeons?
Maybe next time we should just go to, like, a farmers' market.
And burn it.
Hmm. Try this key.
- What is it?
Frederator.
This party is so crazy!