Aaah! A dragon!
I'm here just in time! [ZOOM!]
Whoa. [VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS]
Ahhhh!
Don't let the dragon
drag on, man. Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Thanks. Sign my rock!
Okay.
Finn! U-uh, uh, uhh...
Have dinner with me! Please!
Please!
Finn!
Sure, man. Yeah. Sure. Sometime.
How about...
E-every night this week? Well... Maybe one night.
Come on, man! Every night! No, man. You get out of here.
Boom! Hey, y'all!
Don't fight!
We should get out of here, finn.
I think somebody called the heat.
Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh!
Have dinner with me! Have dinner!
I want you to have dinner! Finn!
Sucks.
Finn, can go outside today? Well... I guess I could.
I just don't want to deal with those guys right now.
Ohhhhh! Deal with me!
Let's play "cops and robbers"!
Gimme your bank account! Bang, bang!
Huh? Reach for the roof!
And give me all your goldbricks! Uh, okay, okay.
Don't hurt me! Don't worry, finn.
It's only me — bmo. I'm wearing a disguise!
Hmm.
Your beauty is destroyed!
Hotcha!
Bmo, how do I look? Like the devil!
Whoa! Intruder!
Finn! There's an intruder in here!
No, it's me — it's finn.
This is my alter-ego... Davey Johnson.
Ohhhhhhhh. I'll dress up like this
so nobody bothers me about being finn.
Do you think that'll going to do the trick?
I dunno. [WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL!]
Huh? Huh?
Is that...? Is that finn?
Hello — um... Hello, hello,
hello, hello, hello. He-llo.
Uhhhhhhhhh... [VOICE AUTO-TUNING]
Hello. I'm Davey.
Oh. Thought it was finn, on account
he's wearing finn's exact clothes.
Oh, man.
Ha ha!
Hi. I'm Davey. Ah, so what?
You want to have dinner with me?
Go away, weirdo. Ha ha.
[CRUNCH!] Hey!
Come on! You got to pay for those, man!
I'm trying to run a business here!
I got to find a job.
I need a job.
Can you sweep a broom? You betcha!
Geez Louise!
Quitting time already? Sure is, Davey.
Take 'er easy, boss. Good night, Davey.
Man, today was awesome — just
normal, you know? Just like a normal day.
No drama or anything of that — just super-normal.
Man, it was great. That's cool.
Good night, finn. I'm Davey.
Yeah.
I'm Davey.
Hey, finn, you want to have dinner instead of breakfast
today?
Finn?
That must be him.
I made you dinner, finn! Where were you?
Whoa!
Uh, what's going on?
Oh, hiya, mister. Thanks for putting me up last
night. I'm just chopping some wood so's
I can build a little log cabin to live in.
Huhhhhhh?
Hey. I'm Randy.
Randy, want to get dinner tonight?
Nah. I'm busy. I like to wander at night.
Finn, what's going on?
You got to start calling me "Davey," mister —
because that's my name.
Da-a-a-a-a-vey. Aw, no!
Have you lost your teacups, man? Mister, I don't know
nothing about that. I'm just a working Joe, trying
to stake my claim under the sun and look out on the beautiful
green fields... Called... Life! Uhhhhh...
Hey, Davey, where do you want these logs?
Oh, just attach them to the cabin, like how it should
be — so it looks like a cabin. We're gonna build a right wall
and a front wall. Uh...
How about the roof? Maybe. Maybe.
I've been holding these. They look good.
Got to figure a way to get finn
to act normal. Pyoo! Pyoo! Pyoo-pyoo!
Pyoo-pyoo-pyoo-pyoo-pyoo-pyoo!
Aaaaah! Gimme the wallet!
Or feel my claw! The wallet!
Watch out! A robber! I'll cut you!
I mean, rob you! Oh, no!
I'm a robber! I'm gonna rob this guy's life!
And there's nobody who can stop me!
Unless... There's a hero around here.
Like, if someone around
here was actually a hero in disguise, they could probably
stop me. Come on, finn! Be a hero!
What? What are we talking about?
Butt out, Randy! Ohhhhhhh!
Yes, finn! Put on your awesome hat and beat
me up! What?
I'm not talking to you, Randy!
I called the police. Hmm.
Wait — what? Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh!
Guys, it's not what it looks like!
That guy isn't really named Davey!
It's finn! He brainwashed himself to become
Davey, and I was just trying to inspire him to go back to being
finn! Yeah, yeah!
We've heard that before! Come along...
Robber! R-robber.
Finn! Don't let the dragon drag on,
man! Don't let the dragon drag on!
Don't let the dragon... Jake?
Well, that was pretty unusual,
wasn't it, Davey?
Get outta here, Randy! Get o-o-o-o-out!
No more Davey. But you love being
Davey. I do love being Davey,
but being Davey caused Jake to get arrested.
But remember that time when Davey sat in the park and
saw some people walking around? Yeah.
That was nice. And remember that time
when Davey swept the floors?
Yeah, that was great, too. But...
Do you really want to go back to being a famous hero?
Why not just be Davey — a simple man with simple goals
and simple problems? You can just blend in and live
the simple life. Yeah — blend in.
You know, maybe I'll be Davey — just one more time.
One more time. Come on, man!
That last game wasn't fair! How about who can hold up
their hand the longest? Okay.
This game breaks the tie. Okay.
Last game. Last game.
Hey, fellas. How's tricks?
Hmm? Oh. Hey, Davey.
Keys.
Hmm? W-w-what's going on?
Oh. Uh...
Would you care for a... Body sweep?
Um... Yeah. Sure. I do feel kinda dirty.
Whoo!
You sure know how to party, Davey!
Yes, yes!
Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes! No! No, no! No!
Davey? No, it's me — finn!
Finn! Here's your meal, criminal.
We feed our criminals. [CLANK!]
Hey! Stop! Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Whoo!
Goodbye, Davey. Goodbye, finn.
Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh!
Hey! There they go!
Yeah, there goes Davey and the criminal!
Awww! Huh. Hey, finn.
Hey, finn. Weee-oooh! Weee-oooh!
Good luck catching those guys!
Thanks! Glad to have you back,
buddy. Word.
Shelby?
Shelby, wake up. Where am I?
Tree trunks, what's going on? You've been snoozing on my
dome. I just woke up in this room with
these fellas. Nectar, ice cream, and one of
the lemoncarbs. Awake!
Avast! Hold tight your buns, if buns
you do hold dear, for time has come to wake and run and not
give way to fear! What are those awful words?
I am reading the wall. They are wall words.
"Beyond this room are a thousand rooms.
Outside of them, still more." "Behind each door on every
floor — danger! Danger! Evermore."
"Stranger, hark! The traps galore may kill you
whilst you do explore to free yourself."
Huh? Oh! Now, where were we...
"To free yourself from this tomb and nevermore re-enter, find the
room amidst the rooms that lies exactly center?"
It's a map! I no longer need this map.
I have infallible recall.
Oh! Th-th-the room is trying to hug us!
Oh no! Oh, dag!
Check out my mods, bro! Aaaaah!
Huh? Enough of this!
[SPLAT!] Ohh!
Huh? This room doesn't have any
doors. We're — we're trapped!
This is wrong.
The map lied to me! It doesn't want me to find the
exit! Ice king, how do you taste?
Uh, nice, I guess. Mild or spicy!
Oh, uh... [MOANS, SMOOCHES]
Kind of lonely. Make yourself into food now!
You're gonna eat me?
Oh, yeah, right! Shlop your mouths up.
I have found an oven and baking supplies!
I can make an apple pie for all of us!
Make them fast, "serval!" If you want a taste of my
juicy apple pie, you better be nice.
You got that? I am sorry.
Make pies, slave. Okay, that's better.
Now, let's see about this pie business.
All right, gentlemen, have a look at my luscious, gooey apple
pie. Ooh!
Aah! No!
Mmm. Acceptable. Uh, lemongrab.
What? Never mind.
Come on, guys, that
mouse showed us the room door. Say, you know what's weird?
What, papi? Uh, well, isn't it
weird how tree trunks' ability to make pies is specifically
what helped us escape from that room?
I make pies, too, papi. Right, yeah, like
battery pies or something?
No, real pies. Don't you remember?
I am your su— Hey look!
Another room! Good grief, it's humid in here.
That door will lead us closer to the exit!
Hold up! Hold up! Look!
There has to be a way to get across without that thing
chompin' our hoo-hoos! Can't you fly us across,
papi? Uh, yeah, I can
sure try...
Galdang, this heat is negating my powers!
Can't do nothing with this steam comin' off the water!
Aah! Dear glob! Zap!
Ach! Look at this! Pbht! Well, that's it. Show's over!
I'll just die here, and y'all can eat my body if you want to
survive. Golly!
How're we ever going to worm our way out of this fishy situation?
I think I have an idea. That's a girl, tree trunks.
You can do it! Ah, this is all gonna work out
just fine. Ooh! That's warm on my
undercarriage.
Help me, guys! Yes, papi!
Lemongrab, come on!
Bleh! Wow! That was heavy, man!
Haha! Yeah, I've been reborn!
Look! Let's go then!
Ohh! Papi, no!
Ouchies! Aah!
Look out, shelby! Whoa! Whoa!
Aah! Wah! My juice! My vital juices!
Mommy! The hidden door!
My vital essence depleted.
Must... Replenish... Oh, step back, y'all.
Ugh.
Ew.
Oh, that will do, slave trunks.
To the spiraling ledge! We almost there,
lemongrab? Yes!
Faster t.T.! Don't criticize my running,
shelby.
Aaah!
This door leads to the center exit.
The door is secured with an esoteric encryption system.
Well, that's okay 'cause you can "hack the main
frame" or whatever, right, bmo? I'm not bmo.
I'm your son — neptr. I-I throw pies.
Ahs! I grabbed the wrong robot!
Dirt! Nuts! Face! Uh, what is going on here,
ice king? Yes.
I am getting a weird feeling in my stomach, and I think it's
'cause of you, Mr. wizard. You better fess up to whatever
you're doing. I got no time for nobody dancin'
around and actin' a fool at my expense.
I'm tree trunks, and people know I'm kind and honest.
That's why people like me. Huh? What?
What was she saying? So stop sellin' fib bibs and
give it straight. Oh! All right!
I knocked y'all out and brought you here!
I'm sorry, but I had to do it! Each of you possessed the exact
qualities to pass the various tests of this dungeon.
Tree trunks with your baking skills...
Lemongrab with your lemony, juicy...
Essence. Yeah.
Shelby, who should have been the bait for the fish.
Yeah, but no thanks. And bmo, who should
have been here instead of this weird piece of junk that I don't
remember nothin' about. Aah! I failed!
Father, look at me!
Are you happy with me now, papi?
Yes! Yes! Oh, my son!
The grand prize of me loins!
Now you see why I needed to bring you here!
Behold the ancient sleeping magi of life giving.
What's it do? Whatever goes in
the magi's flames comes to life! Anything at all!
Like an ashtray? Yes!
Isn't it amazing? Uh, you should have told us.
I would have freaking brought something.
Well, don't be sad, because I brought the ultimate
thing — this! Your journal?
Except it's not my journal!
It's my "fionna and cake" fan fiction!
All my brilliant fantasies will now be real!
Fionna, cake, Marshall Lee — they'll all be living, breathing
beings just like me! You serve no function.
You must be destroyed! No!
Aaaaaah! Yes! Yes!
Whoo! Ha-ha-ha!
Yeah! Nooo! No!
Another cruel joke on my life! Oh, good, you're awake, you bum!
Look what you did! Get out of my face!
Yeah, yeah, get lost! This is the spot?
Right here? What was that?
Come on, ice cream, we're leaving.
Okay.
I'm tellin you, dude, my pie-dar
is goin nay-nays.
Ho! What the...?
Write in me! This is very strange!
T.T., where's the pie at?
Uh, Mr. lemoncarb ate it. Bye-don't-follow-me.
Hey, Jake, can I hitch a ride back home?
Yeah, but what the heck is going on here?
Ice king was doing some desperate business.
It didn't work out. I think he's pretty bummed out
about it. Don't be sad, papi.
Your characters can always be real in the garden of your mind.
They can? Remember when you showed me
your imagination zone? Yes, yes, if I can
concentrate...
It worked! I missed you, ice king!
Oh, fionna, can dreams be as real as waking
life? Of course they can!
Dreams are real! Then I will wait
for you from across the threshold of consciousness!
Our worlds will surely meet, ice king!
I, too, feel this. And it feels so strong.
It must be true! And across the Gulf...
Who in this world is sadder than the ice king?
Me — watching this. You will hear
me, and I will hear you.