Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo!
I think the swimming hole is right around the corner!
Yes! Whoo! Whoo! First one in the water
is... Um, first one in the water! No fair.
I have to take off my stuff.
Aah!
Whoo-hoo!
Faster! We're getting a swirl!
You ready to get out? Yeah, dude.
Let's get bmo to make us some "sassages," maybe with
that one mustard. I'll use the "sassage" flare.
[WHISTLE!] Hopefully, bmo sees that.
Didn't lady tell you not to use the "sassage" flare.
Yeah. Well, don't abuse it,
man. 'Cause you're getting...
I'm getting what? 'Cause you're getting
fat. [WHOOSH!]
Nyang. Aah!
Whoa. Nyang. Nyang, nyang!
Ooh! Aah! Nyang! Nyang! Nyang!
Hiya! Nyang.
Hey. Relax. Grob, dude!
Your hat's alive!
This is crazy! Gah nyang.
He likes me! Nyang, nyang,
nyang. Nyang — mm.
It's not my hat. It's, like, this other thing
now. Yeah, man.
Hat's can be anything — pants, other people.
It's fine. Yeah, but it's, like...
Living now. Yeah, it's a miracle.
Now he can listen to our rad jokes and hang out.
Right. Maybe it's good he's alive.
You were a rad hat, and now you're a rad... Little dude.
Nyang. Yo, bro!
Our eyes are down here. Nyang!
Come on, little dude! Let's go live life!
Nyang.
Yeah! Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
Rah! Rah!
Ooh-mwah! Rah! Ooh-aah!
Aw, yeah! Aw, yeah! Bmo, jakey likes!
Look at that spread! I did it up big time for you.
Hope you're hungry! Ha ha! You know it!
Bmo, this is little dude.
Hello. Nyang?
Nyang! [CHOMP!]
Cribes! What?
Aah! There's hot grease next to us!
Don't fool around! Nyang! Nyang!
Ooh! Ooh! Aah!
Oh, no! Get off of me! Little dude, no!
You don't jump on heads! That junk is rude, little dude!
You okay, bmo? I am fine, finn.
I just thought you kept better company.
Sorry, bmo. He's just excited.
Nyang! Nyang! Nyang! Nyang! N-nyang-Yang-Yang!
Nyang! N-n-nyang! N-n— Sorry, little dude.
But I got to eat. Don't touch anything!
I'm still frying up garnish! Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
Your head looks weird
with short hair, man. It feels like a peach.
Hey! Little dude!
Y'all can get in on this if you promise to be good.
Only good babies
Nyang! Hey, don't eat the —
the — the food? [SNIFFS, GAGS]
Dude, he turned it into poo! This is poo now! Smell it!
Yep.
Little dude! Quit it!
Gotcha! Oh, little deezy.
What am I gonna do with you? You guys should get ready for
bed. Yeah. Okay.
Hmm! Ow!
Bmo hit you on the butt.
N-nyang. Nyang. Shh!
Little dude, you got to chill. Nyar. Nyar. Nyar.
Night-night. Nyar-r-r-r-r.
R-r-r-r-r-nyang! Nyang.
Nyang?
Jake! Wake up! Someone's on the house!
It's probably ice king again, dude.
Man, we should tell him we know he sleeps on the top of our
house.
Oh.
No, no, no!
No! Not on my head! Pooh buns! Pooh buns on my head!
Gross.
[STRETCH!]
Ninja.
Eh?
Oh, uh, nyah. Aah! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Ha.
What are you doing in our house, homey?
Please, don't hurt me! You're in grave danger, and it's
all my fault! Wha?
What are you talking about? Your hat accidentally
touched my head flower. See?
[SHING!] My magic imbues anything it
touches with an evil spirit — one that craves destruction and
chaos! Yuck.
I buried myself so that
nothing would touch my body ever again!
But then this bloom grew out of my head.
C'est LA vie. Evil magic donks,
homey. I'm sorry.
That's just the way my magic works.
Papa always said I was a bad wizard.
Right, papa? "Baby's a bad wizard."
"A bad wizard," huh? You're a bad wizard!
I'm a bad wizard! Whoa. Cool it, man.
Let's just fix little dude. Uh, yeah.
Okay. Guys!
Your stanky friend jumped out the window and ran toward the
candy kingdom!
Oh, hello. Aren't you a cutie?
Hey, are you lost, tiny gentleman?
Nyang.
Nyang, nyang. Nyang, nyang.
Where is he? Little dude?
Nyang!
Pbht! Nyang?
Pbht!
Nyang.
Blisterin' beef! [WHOOSH! CRASH!]
N-n-nyang. N-n-n-Yang-Yang-Yang.
No, little dude! Nyang?
That's a bad little dude!
Nyang!
Aah! The horsey! [WHOOSH! SPLAT!]
Hiya! Little dude! Nyang!
You were supposed to be my buddy!
All my fault. All my fault! You're a —
n-n-n-n-nyang! Wha!
Oh, gleeble snoots. How is he so strong?
Whomever the hat possesses gains the proportional strength
of a hat. Look out!
He's got the horse again!
Evil presence detected.
Sorry, fellas. I don't thrive in conflict
situations!
Evil. Nyang?
[TWINKLE! TWINKLE!] Nyang.
[WHIR!] Nyang.
No! Not the gumball guardian!
Evil. Nyang.
Na-Yang. [WHOOSH!]
Dude! Use your powers! I can't!
All I can do is think about my papa and how much I disappoint
him! [WHIR!]
Just think of something positive!
Something comforting! Like... My mommy?
When I came home with bad grades from wizard school, my mommy
used to hug me and hug me.
Oh, mommy! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Uh, yeah. Just think about your mom and
use your magic. Uh, okay, let's try this.
I... Love my mommy. [WHIR!]
Hugs. Aww. I'll hug you. I'll hug you. Hug me.
Ooh! It worked! I love my mommy!
[WHIR!] I love my mommy!
[WARBLE!] Hi, fellas.
I love being alive. [WHIR!]
Mommy! I'm a window, and I'll hug
you! Mommy!
[WARBLE!] Ha ha!
I feel like hugging everybody! Hi, mommy!
Mommy. [WHIR!]
Ha!
Somebody get this guy some clothes.
Now — now wise up, love buddies, and hug your
gross brother into submission! Gonna squeeze the heck out of
him! I love that guy!
Nya-a-a-ng! We love you.
I'm loving you! Hug his face!
I love you! Hey, pal, we're working
together!
Come on! Let's be pal-jamsas.
P-pal-jamas. Pajamas. Nyang! Nyang!
Nyang. Nyang. Thank you, my newly conscious
bros. Now return your life-forces to
me. I loved every minute!
Yay! Not living!
Nyang. Nyang! Ymmom!
[WARBLE!] Duh?
Yes! Poor little dude.
He was just doing it up the only way he knew how.
It's not his fault he was created evil.
Yeah. He deserves to come back good.
Wizard, mommy-magic this dude back to life.
Okay. Mommy.
N-n-n-n-nya! Oh, my goodness!
What is this lovely place? Life, man!
I see. And this dude is your
pops. No, I-I —
oh, I guess I am. Huh. Be good to this dude.
I will — way better than my papa was to me!
Yep. That's the idea. Jake, looks like I need a new
hat. Okay, let's go skin an
evil bear.
What's up?
Nothing. I don't know.
If anybody wants some
tea, it'll be ready in a few minutes.
Aah!
[WHOOSH!] Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil,
evil, evil, evil, evil, evil. Evil!
Whoa! Flame king! Father!
Oh. Uh, uh, I'm sorry. I-I thought my daughter was
alone.
I'll just be going. Uh, nice teapot.
Ew. What was that?
He was saying, "evil, evil, evil," over and over
again. Yeah, I-I heard.
Oh, I wasn't sure if you heard, 'cause he was
whispering. Yeah. I heard.
Ugh. He's so annoying. I was just trying to
help! Oh, no.
Not you Jake — my dad. I always catch him whispering
stuff into my ear while I'm not paying attention.
He keeps saying I'm evil. Whoa.
You best not be believing that whack bunk.
I bet he's trying to make your life bad so you'll think you're
evil. But you're really not!
How can I know for sure? Dungeons.
What? Let's go have a good
time in a dungeon or something. That always clears my head and
reminds me of what's what. And... That'll make me good?
No. That'll show you not to worry so
much, 'cause you're already good... In here.
[TAP, TAP, TAP] Okay.
Yeah! Let's do it! Dungeons!
Yeah.
Chamomile tea.
Is this how you look for a dungeon?
Ye-e-e-ah. A lot of times, the entrances
are hidden, so you got to look under rocks and stuff for a
secret switch.
Sometimes it takes a while. Hmm.
I'll just use my heat sense.
That tree over there is not made of wood.
Really? Ha ha! Yes!
Yeah. Whoo! Ha ha! Yeah!
Ooh! Gauntlet!
Thanks for taking me out, finn.
No prob, Bob. Light this for me, will ya?
Oh, sure. [WHOOSH!]
Uh, do we need a torch? I'm sort of made of fire.
Oh. Well, I guess torches are just
cool for dungeons, you know? Oh. Okay.
Yeah, I'd like to hang onto it.
Boy, this place is creepy. Really?
I feel like it's trying too hard.
Gold piece! Oh, you mean, like, with all
the skulls? Whoa. Whoa.
What? Hey!
What are you doing here? Burning you alive!
No. No. Wait a sec.
Sorry — one second. Sure.
He might have important loot on him, so we don't want to
just burn him up. Plus, it's a little cruel, even
for an evil guy. Check this out.
You're gonna surrender!
Okay. Okay. I surrender. I shall Grant thee
clemency... If you do the splits. Do the splits!
I-I can— I can't do the s-splits.
Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie!
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. See?
A lot of times you can overpower these guys with confidence.
Neat.
Got any loot on ya? Just this map.
It'll — it'll help you. Ha! See?
This would have been burned. Yeah — no, that makes sense.
[SHING!] What else ya got?
A-a-a-a-aah! There's a treasure chest in the
corner. Please stop yelling.
I knew it. Aw!
Cram it to the butternuts — it's locked!
I don't know where the key is!
Please don't yell! All right.
We can come back to that later. Hey, are you having fun?
Uh-huh. I... I'll just stay here.
Race you to the next monster! Whoa! Whoa!
What?
Well, that's not how you do things in a dungeon.
You've got to sneak. Sneak?
Like this.
And you got to look around. Tah, tah, tah. Tah. Tah.
Okay, this guy is too big to intimidate, but I have a plan.
First, you shoot some fire at that rope.
The chandelier falls, distracts the monster.
We run in — element of surprise.
Wow. You ready?
Yeah. Before we go in, how
good are you at quietly throwing a tiny bit of fire.
Uh, what? Like on a scale of one
to a hundred, how good are you at quietly throwing a tiny bit
of fire at a rope 50 feet away? Uh —
Scale of one to a hundred.
42. 42!
Well, I don't know. I never rated myself.
No, that's cool. That's cool.
Just try and hit that rope. [WHOOSH!]
Hmm.
Are you okay?
Yeah. I'm good. It's a hologram.
Oh. Neat. So, uh, should we keep going?
Yeah. Although, it does raise the
question — why would someone go through the trouble of setting
up a hologram... Unless they've hidden something in this room?
Hey! Wake up! I was meditating.
Look what I fo-o-und. A key.
We have to go back? We don't have to — we
get to. Come on.
See? That didn't take long at all.
And now we get treasure. Okay.
Nope. This key is for something else.
Geez, this is kind of boring. At least he's walking fast.
♪ do, do, do ♪ that's where I found the key.
Snap dragons!
Take my place. Take my place. Take my — aah!
Scatterfire!
No! No!
We shake them down first, remember?
He wanted me to take his place.
Man. Ooh! Hold on.
Ha ha! It's another key!
Come on. We get to go back to the
beginning. Whoo-hoo!
Finn, I'm not having any fun. What? Why?
Well, you keep wanting me to do things your way, but I don't
like doing things your way. Is that because I am evil?
What? No way. That's — no!
Uh... Hey, you know what? Let's do things your way.
Really? Yeah.
I've been acting an uncouth lout, milady.
Okay. So there's a door over there.
What do you want to do? I... Burn it down.
Okay. Yeah. That worked.
Now what do you do?
Yee.
Aah. Good — good job, f.P.
Thanks, "f" the "h."
Ugh! Doors. Burn! Burn! Burn!
[SPLAT!] What?
Oh, sham, ma'am.
It's a legion of goo skulls! Uh, how do you defend?
Fire burn goop. Yes!
Feel my flames, puny worms!
The power of destruction! Aah!
Flame princess! Hmm?
Help me! But don't use fire 'cause, well,
you know, it —
Release him! Or feel the wrath of the
princess of flames! Pbht!
Very well.
Do the splits! Do the splits, thou milk-livered
maggot pie!
[SQUISH!] Whoo!
Hot Daniel, flame princess. I thought you were going to burn
me alive. No way.
I'd never do that to my boyfriend.
Thanks, finn. That was a really awesome
experience. Dungeons totes clear
your head, right? Mm-hmm.
I forgot how good it feels to destroy stuff.
Uh... I mean, like, evil stuff.
Oh, yeah. Cool. We should go again sometime.
Do you know of any other dungeons?
Maybe next time we should just go to, like... A
farmers' market. And burn it.
Hmm. Try this key.
What is it? [STRETCH!]