Okay, now make him look angrier.
All right, give me a second...
Nope. Not funny anymore.
Sorry, dude. You ruined it. Man, I don't have the
patience for this animation junk.
Whoever does this must have no life whatsoev—
oof! Why did I do that?
Huh?
Yo, finn, did you order a brick?
Mm, I don't think so. False alarm.
It's just an e-mail. Who's it from?
Looks like ice king's handwriting.
Ugh! Ohh!
Escape, Jake! Escape! All right, all right,
hold on. I think I can...
Aw, man.
Thing must've had a computer worm in it.
Whaaaa?
Hi, princess! What now,
ice king? Remember that time
last summer when you said you'd only go out on a date with me if
I was the last guy on ooo? I doubt I said
that.
P-bubs! P-bubs! P-bubs!
The computer went... Open video and...
The e-mail... Potato trampoline...
Brick window with the plastic...
Banana hummingbird... 47 grapes...
Ahem. Anyone having any computer
problems?
How do we stop that computer worm, you pile of goo!
My worm exists beyond your
comprehension, within the universal source code.
Stop talkin' like a nerd and give it to us straight!
Once the glitch does its work, the whole world
will be deleted, except for me and my bubblygums.
Mwah!
Mwah, mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Mwah! Ow!
Well, see you all.
I'm gonna prepare for my... Date.
Whee-ha-haw! [TING!]
Aaah! My beautiful face! My hopes and dreams ruined!
Don't worry, princess.
We'll take care of this thing. Oh, me, too.
I'm gonna take care of it, too. Okay!
Don't worry, guy!
I got you! Yee-aah!
Jake, help me! Okay, shh.
You're safe. Come here, guy.
No, get away from me! I'm trying to help you,
yo! I saw what happened when you
picked up Todd. But...
Nooooo! Jake, this isn't working!
We need a plan.
Oh, man!
Okay, here's my dream plan. You were wearing tights made of
green feathers — these tiny green feathers.
And I was this wise-cracking coelacanth that only ate
popcorn. Anyway, we were in this —
That plan's not good! Hold on.
I'm almost done. So, we were trapped inside this
huge egg, and after a while, you started dancing in this kind of
sign language. And then ice king's glitchy
stuff started eating my dream up.
I peed my pants, but you went up and talked to it.
You just... Talked to it. Then talk to it I will!
Hey, man, tell me the haps.
Yeah, tell us your feelings. Get deep.
"Sllabfoog uoy pleh t'nac I." Oh, sweet lord, my face!
"Slaw frog yokel snacky." "Snacky slaw frog yokel."
"Sea salt yack let a snacky." Yeah, that sounds good.
Jake, I think I found a way in!
No, wait, dude! I think I cracked the code!
There's no time! Aaaah!
This must be the universal source code.
Huh? Ice king and bubblegum?
Hmm.
Jake, don't touch
anything! Huh?
I think these shiny things are the building blocks
of the universe, man. They store every single thing
that's a thing back on thing. Okay, enough explorin'
already. Where's this glitch guy?
I'm gonna smash his jimmies!
Jake, what is it? Huh?
Unh!
Oh, princess bubblegum!
Guess who! Can you guess? Can you?
I'll give you three chances. No.
Okay, four chances.
Ice king, give me the antivirus, or I'll shoot you
with my candy horse tranquilizer.
But, sugar, look what I brought you — a box of
chocos. Ugh!
Mmm! Still good.
Ugh! Look, I can't prove it, but —
you made a promise that I'd have at least one date if —
If I was the last person on ooooooo...
Y-o-o-ou promi-I-I-I-I-sed...
Okay. Well, even if I did
promise, you're not the last person on ooo because I'm still
here.
Uh... Ooh. Hey, I have a hand, too,
you know. If I can lend you one...
Check out my cool hand! Ugh!
That's disgusting.
Come on, Jake. Pull it together, man.
Jake? Oh, no! My arm!
We had so many great times together.
Aww!
Whoo! Let's do this — for righty!
That's the spirit! Adventure ti—
oh, my gams. Hold up, dude!
My body's changing!
No.
Oh, come on, woman! I'm trying to be nice!
Can't you at least make the best out of this?
Whoa-ho-ho! Are you praying to me?
I'm into this. Whoa!
I'm still into this. Ohh!
Still into it. Aah!
Give me the antivirus!
I can't, monkey peeps.
I didn't make one. The glitch will delete
everything until we're all that's left.
You mean forever? Well, yeah.
I mean, you say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh, come on, finn and Jake.
So, hey, finn, how you plan on taking this guy out?
Okay.
I guess it's worth a try.
Aah!
What do we do now? We got to get those
things out of his stomach.
Hey, finn! Remember that gross video
ice king sent? Ugh! Yeah.
Yeah!
Let's double-team these locks!
Hey!
We did it! [COUGHING, GAGGING, SPITTING]
You should wash your hair.
You should wash your mouth.
Huh? No way! Impossible!
Uh...
Everything back to normal, huh?
Seems like it. Aah! My face!
My beautiful face is back to Norma-a-a-a-a-a-l!
Aaaaaaah! Hey, you seen the
princess? Yeah, she's in the
ice king's castle! Aaaaah!
Useless computer!
Hammaslammin wammajammin...!
Aah-yaa-yaa-yaa-yaaaaaaaah!
Finn and Jake! My heroes!
Yeah, no big deal. Sheesh!
I missed you. I missed you, too.
Whoa. You taste different, baby.
You been playing basketball in someone else's hockey rink?
Hey, bubs, where's ice king?
I want to kick his boingloings. Yeah, where is he?
I want to kick his boingloings, too!
Uh... Guys? Hello?
Princess? Let's forget all about this.
Oh, get of me, you creep! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Beep! Beep! Look out. Beep! Beep! Pillow delivery.
Beep! Beep! Look out, buddy! Ugh!
Come on, Jake.
Sorry, buddy. I'm just trying to cheer you up
some. I mean, here you are chilling
with history's coolest friends, building an actual pillow fort,
but you just sit there sulking. I'm like, "what gives?"
I guess I'm just thinking about
flame princess. I told her a joke the other day,
and she didn't even laugh or anything.
Guess it's over between us. That's it?
A joke? Maybe she just didn't get it
yet. Yeah, right, bmo.
More like she used up all her laughs at some other guy's
jokes, probably. Man, having a girlfriend is
hard. No, being crazy is
hard. You're getting all hung up —
all hung up on imaginary problems.
You got to focus on what's real, man.
You see this cup? This is literally my favorite
cup. Hunh!
Now it's gone forever, so it's not real, and I don't care about
it anymore. Oh, no!
My favorite window! I don't even know what
you guys are talking about. I think I just need some alone
time. Got to let my mind fester a bit,
you know? I'll be back in a little while.
Finn, festering's always bad, man!
There's no good kind of festering!
Finn!
Man. This looks smaller from the
outside. What's this, now?
What the...? Jake, what's in here?
Jake?
Ugh! Oh, whoa.
Did Jake build this part, too?
That guy needs some more girlfriends or something.
Hey, Jake? You need more girlf—
what the...? Door's gone?
Hmmmmmm. Maybe there's another door in
yonder pillow town.
I don't get this at all. Aah! Dragon! Run!
Huh? Oof!
Hey, mister! You better get running!
Blanket dragon!
Now, this, I understand.
Bwaah!
Oh. That's it? Wow!
Hey, uh... How's it
going? Hoy, there!
I am quilton, son of pillowford. And you have saved our village!
You and your sharp pillow.
It's nothing. I kill things all the time.
Oh, nonsense! This calls for a
celepillobration! Oh!
There you are, finn the human.
Oh. Hey... There. Um... You can just call me finn,
if you want. All right, finn.
My name is roselinen, daughter of quilton.
You have to call me the whole thing.
Oh! U-uhh... Just kidding.
Oh!
Uh, your dad seems fun. Oh, my!
Puhzah! Yeah.
Um... You want to dance? Oh!
Well... I... Have a girlfriend.
Dummy, it's a dance, not marriage.
Yeah. Okay.
This place is weird. Are you telling me that birds
in your world don't poo little pillowcases?
Nah — just regular poo.
Hey — like this.
Yeah, I-it's really cool.
Where I come from, I live with my best friend, who's my
brother. And... He's a dog.
We fight stuff.
It's cool. It's really different than here.
Um, where I'm from, blankets and pillows are used for
bedding.
Well, they're used for that here, too.
Oh.
Pillightful!
Aw, man. It's been nice, roselinen, but I
got to get back to my home. Quilton, I need your help to
find the portal to my home world.
Of course we will do our best to help you, finn the
flesh pillow, but you're not making a fold of sense.
Please — share our food. You need nourishment.
It tastes like a
pillow. I'll give your compliments to
the pillow.
Oh. There you are. You found your mug.
I thought you said you didn't care.
That mug is empty.
I wonder what finn's up to.
Roar! I'm the blanket dragon!
Well, I'm daddy! Sha-pow!
Jay, Bonnie, I bet your daddy is just about finished chopping
wool. You guys want to bring him his
lunch? Yes!
Alphanumeric!
Pillow sheep, you have more fluff than sense.
Mwah! Daddy! Daddy!
What is this — a pack of
fearsome pillow goblins? Daddy!
We're your kids! Psst! Finn!
They've brought you lunch. Oh, they have, have
they? Tiny pillows.
Mmm!
Darling, you've outdone yourself.
Honk! Honk! Grandpillow!
What's my father doing here? Pbht!
Oh, puhoy! Grandpillow!
Oh! Come here!
But... I've come to speak with your father.
What is it, quilton? When you first arrived here,
you told us of a mysterious door that led you to our world.
Yes. Of course. Archeologists found this in
the pillow catacombs — the pillownomicon.
Oh, my glob. There is no information about
the door, save for the fact it shows up periodically and then
disappears. Quilton, I need to find
that door.
Uhh... Hey, bmo, I-I got to snag my mug from you.
Oh. Really? Hey, don't sweat it.
I'll make us some hot chocolate. Jake, you drive a hard
burger.
Hello? Ah, yes. Come in.
Are these the great abba-cadabra mountains?
And are you rasheeta, the great oracle, dweller of said
mountains? Yes.
And you must be finn, the human man, seeker of the wandering
portal. Yes.
Yes, I-I've searched for decades.
How did you know? I read it in the tea leaves.
This newspaper I found from the future.
Does it say how I get home?
The real question is, are you sure you want to?
Uhh... Yeah. Well, don't worry.
You won't be here long.
So, there's another way to —
oof! Not long now.
Ooh!
Father! What did the oracle say,
father? Have we come to the right spot
finally? I think so, but the
oracle spoke in riddles. Gonna have to fester on this one
for a bit — oh, finn.
I know you have to go. All these years, I've known.
But now that it's time...
Oh, man. I'm just all messed up about it.
Just promise me you'll remember us when you're back in your real
life. Hmm.
That reminds me, roselinen, of something Jake told me just
before I came to this world. You're
getting all hung up on imaginary problems.
Stay with your new wife. You've known her longer now than
any of us. You're not even sure I ever
really existed. And I'm pretty sure I didn't
look like this. Man.
How did he see it all coming so clearly?
Come on, everyone. Pack your things.
We're going home.
Goodness, Jake. Why don't you do this with your
other babies? Well, rainicorn babies
age rapidly. They don't need their parents a
couple hours after they're born. That really stinks, huh?
Mm...
Hot chocolate is ready! Finn?
Finn! Wha— where?
Are you comfortable? I'm... All right.
Um... Dad? Dad, we just
wanted... To say that... We —
That... We love you, dad. I remember back when I
was dad.
Dad, you are dad. I ain't dad yet!
Oh. No. Wait!
Here it comes! Oh! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, boy!
Oh! Hup!
Hey, buddy. You feeling better already?
Huh? Oh.
Uhh... I don't know, man. I-I just had the number-one
wildest dream. Really?
Yeah! I was —
Hello? Oh. Hey.
Oh. Yeah, thanks.
Yeah, okay. Bye. That was flame princess.
She said she didn't get my joke till just now — and that it's
really funny and awesome. I knew it.
Yeah, that's great, man.
Now, what about this dream? What dream?
The dream you were just talking about.
Huh? Just a second ago.
The dream you just had in the pillow fort!
Pbht!