What is the meaning of soup?
What? I don't know.
- What's with all the weird quest— - What is the meaning of spoon?
Shoot, man. Are you still lady-sad about Flame Princess?
You know, it's OK if you are.
Nah. That's all fine.
I just been feeling kind of gray, is all,
like my inside voice has been kind of quiet lately,
not a lot of instructions forthcoming, you know?
Yeah, well, sounds like you're sad.
Listen, Finn.
When you fall down,
it's important that you get right back on again...
on a different horse.
And there's a lot of fish in the sea,
a lot of fish.
Penny saved is a penny earned.
Yeah... I-I guess.
Or maybe dating girls is like riding a bicycle.
Yeah, man! Yeah!
Where, like, if you mess up, you could get really hurt forever
or hurt someone you really care about.
Uh, well, I suppose.
Anyway, I hope this mystery cave we're looking for
is as weird as Flambo's brother says it is.
Maybe that'll snap you out of the— Whoa! What?
What's this train all about?
No one said nothing about no train in the way.
Relax, buddy. We'll just cross after it passes.
No big thing, really.
Oh, yeah.
It's two hours later now. What the stunk?
Oh. OK.
Hey, the train just goes in a big circle.
We can cut right through the middle. Blingle, blongle, blungle. Come on.
Hey, you know, I just had another idea.
If we just stay put here on the train, we can ride it all the way to the cave.
- Blingle, blongle, blungle! - Hyah! Give me... Give me the loot!
Come on, give it! Give me that hat!
Knock it off.
Aah!
- Oh, dang!
Hey, Finn! - Whoa!
Look at all the loot that guy dropped while you whipped his butt.
Dang. Look at that sword.
Whoa. Feels kind of right.
Whoa!
It's pretty fun, huh?
Yeah, man! It's spicy baby fun!
You want to go see what other kind of monsters
- are on this train? - Yes!
Whoa. Crystal Ants, I think.
Cool.
Yeah!
- Hah!
Welcome back, buddy.
Man, look at all this rad loot.
Yeah, this is a pretty neat train. We should come back again someday.
Whoa. What do you mean?
We just started only, like, three hours ago.
Yeah. I'm just getting a little bored, is all.
All these cars and monsters are kind of all the same.
It's a little boring.
Oh, come on. It's fun.
Just one more car. Come on. Come on, man. Come on!
All right. Just one more.
Yes!
Hmm?
Where is everybody?
Hey, hey! Empty car.
I think we beat it, buddy.
Whoa, man. Boss battle!
Let's chew it up!
OK, but this is the last one, OK?
We'll see!
Ha!
Hey, man. Remember we were going to that weird cave?
Bet it's not too late to check it out.
Eh. Weird cave, weird train.
I'm cool here.
OK.
Yah!
Give me a break!
Oh.
Oh, dang.
Boss loot!
Oh, yeah!
No, thank you.
Jake, hurry! Next car!
Slime crimes!
- You have fun. I'm just gonna watch. - Yaah!
Hey.
Yow! Ow.
Cool. Acid.
Hey, also, man, aren't you, like, getting kind of hungry?
Yeah, man. I guess we've been here for a while.
More than a while, dude. I've already missed my bathroom window.
Yeah, I guess I could take a snack break.
OK. Well, we'll go back to the tree house, and I'll make us some lunch.
I could make the toaster pancakes you like.
Or maybe I can boil up some hot dogs or...
Look. Now we don't gotta do that thing you wanted to do.
Hot meat!
Ants again?
Ant no thang!
Caught with your ants down!
Ants for nothing!
Forget about ant.
What's wrong?
Feeling antsy?
Dude, this is the ant car.
We already did the ant car.
We did all the ants.
Same car.
But those were blue ants.
These are red ants.
Finn, I think we should take off. I think this place is bad news for you.
Man, no way.
All this feels good,
like my inside voice is saying,
"Hey, keep it up. This is good stuff."
Hey!
Like when you made those biscuits way back
and I kept eating them until they were all gone, like that.
Finn!
I made those biscuits with so much butter.
You were just responding to the butter!
This whole place is butter!
Yeah!
Boss fight!
Yah!
Hyah!
My jacket-sta!
Check it out. Battle moon.
What?
Finn!
This is a future crystal! Look!
That's you, dude.
You're old.
You're alone,
and you're still fighting on this dumb train.
Get ant of town.
Whoa.
I'm gonna have the best life.
- Ah, hair apes! - Nah, dude.
I'm bored, I'm tired,
and I'm going back...
to the tree house.
You can come with me if you want.
What? No, man.
It's better on the train.
Stuff makes sense here.
- Yow!
I'm sorry. If you wish to join me,
I'll be in the tree house, experiencing the joys of life
and not getting attacked by gorillas made out of hair.
- You'll be back. - No, I won't, Finn.
Goodbye!
Hey!
Hair we go!
Hey, what are you doing up here?
Are you getting sick of things down there, too?
- Oooh. - Mm-hmm.
You're not gonna try and zap me, are you?
Wonder what my kids are doing.
Hey.
I knew it.
Got to find that kid.
Hey, Finn! Fi—
Whoa! Um...
Hey, there, friend. I ain't looking for no trouble.
I'm just looking for my friend Finn. Maybe you've seen him?
About five feet tall, picks his nose,
- and always kind of smells funny l— - Hey. Hey.
Jake, it's me.
I'm just all souped up now.
Aw, jeez, Finn.
I... For a minute there, I thought you were one of those
twisted, lost-soul, boss guys.
Wait. You are!
You are one!
What? Those guys are cool.
That's it, man.
I'm getting you off this train, whether you like it or not.
Jake, stay back. I mean it.
Oh, please. What are you gonna do?
I'm ten times stronger th...
Hey!
Aw, gross.
Yoink!
Jake, trying to tell me what to do.
Yeah, right. I tells me what to do.
Now, let's see what we got here.
Apple, apple, chicken, apple.
Oh, yeah. That little orb in which I rule.
Let's see that again, orb.
Yeah. That's right. Looking right.
Wait a second.
Who's that sad, bored little guy following me around?
Jake? All those years,
he stayed with me.
Finn, can we slow down?
My feet hurt.
What?
Oh, Jake.
Hang in there, buddy. I'm gonna set this right.
Finn! Finn, I'm sorry.
I'll stay on the train with you. I swear. Just get this stuff off of me.
No, I'm sorry, Jake. I messed up.
But don't worry. It's all over now.
You mean we're getting off the train?
Well... you are.
I'm gonna keep playing for a while. I'll meet you back home in a week or two.
Aw, man. Don't you see that's just the train talking?
It's got its hooks in you.
No. No, for real.
My inside voice is telling me it's time.
Here. See for yourself.
Yeah, man.
That's what I'm talking about.
That is what I'm talking about.
What's wrong with you, man?
I ate all the candy in your backpack, and now I'm sick.
I didn't bring any candy.
Oh, no.
That explains why it didn't taste right.
Nothing tastes right today.
Like, I thought we were gonna get into some serious flavor
with these sand people,
but they're just standing around like garnish.
That's how I feel, like a dying parsley.
So, what's going on with the spoon?
Marceline and the spoon.
Um...
nothing.
Wait, there she goes.
Yo, wake up, sand dude.
I think they're dead.
- A spoon. - Yeah!
The Spoon of Prosperity!
It doesn't look like mu...
Oh, my gosh! That feels so much better.
Hungry, even.
Guys, let's go home.
We got to get this spoon to Princess Bubblegum first.
What's PB want with that spoon, anyway?
Beats me.
Sometimes it's better not to know.
Yeah, I guess that's true with Bonnibel.
Hey, guys. Look what I found?
Is that quicksand?
Yeah.
Quicksand is pretty fun.
Quit messing around, Jake.
Okeydoke.
Oh!
Hmm.
Hey, is this whole place made out of sand?
Sure looks that way.
Uh, give me a pull, please.
Stop! You guys are tickling me!
Let me try this other thing.
Flesh drill!
I'm not sure that's a good idea.
Rug burn!
Ow! Ow!
Ooh!
It worked!
Jake drill worked, you guys.
Check it out. My piggies are free.
You just demolished half the underground city.
Yeah, only half.
You also sealed our exit.
Our only exit.
Ugh!
No regrets!
I'm sorry.
This little piggy stayed home, and so should have I.
I know! I'll dig us out of here.
- No! - No! You'll bury us alive!
Undead!
Finn to PB. Come in, PB.
Oh! Hi, Finn.
Princess, we're trapped in the underground city.
Yeah, yeah. That sounds great.
Huh? No, we need help!
That's great! Grea... grea... great!
Guess we lost the signal.
Any other bright ideas?
- Snacks! - How are snacks gonna get us out of here?
I want to eat snacks because I am hungry.
I'm hungry, too. Bust the snacks, Finn.
Bust, bust, bust!
Hey, where are my red erasers?
They were in here.
Uh-oh.
I thought they were candy.
You... ate all... my red?
- I'm sorry! - Calm down, Marceline.
There's got to be some red stuff in these ruins. I'll go explore.
You guys hang out here and save your energy.
Thanks, Finn.
Be cool.
So... how hungry are you?
- Agh!
I'm sorry! Please don't eat my blood!
Jake, I don't want to hurt you,
but you should know things get crazy when I'm hungry.
Like, how crazy?
I'm gonna go into feral mode.
Oh, it's not gonna be pretty.
I know. Let's tie me up.
That way, you won't be scared.
And that will keep you from draining my bloods?
Not physically, no,
but as a prop, I think it'll be good for both of us.
You know, psychologically.
Hurry, Finn.
Red, red, red.
I guess even a Vampire Queen's face would melt off if she tried to eat lava.
Get me a bucket of lava, Jake.
Yo, you know better than that.
Do it.
Don't go crazy, okay?
I'm hungry!
Why did you leave me here, dude?
OK. Here we go.
Yeah, look at that!
Something crazy red behind this door.
Hmm.
Why are y'all holding this door shut?
You don't look like sand peeps, neither.
More like wise menzards.
Oh, well. Got to feed the Marcy monster.
'Scuse me! Sorry! OK.
Uh...
Hyah!
Whoa.
Oh, dag.
Cool.
What the heck happened here?
Whoop!
Eww. Oops.
Y'alls got turned into sand people.
Don't go in the light.
Go like this, around it.
Next time, you guys.
Hmm.
Whatever's down there has got to have red blasting out of every hole.
Hey, you're not still alive, right?
OK. I was just making sure.
Bet that guy was a creep.
This hole is deep.
Oh, my Glob. Oh, my Glob. Where are you man? Marcy's waking out.
Maybe I should go back.
No, I've already gone this far.
Shebang.
That ought to be enough red to un...
Oops.
Paris?
Is that you?
You mean the guy with the big thing on his head?
Yes! Have you returned to complete the plan?
Nah. Paris is, like, super-dead.
What? No! How long?
Dude, like, a really long time.
Like 500 years.
Five hundred... Ah, chub!
I must have zoned out.
What the heck were you two doing?
Once we turned the city to sand,
we were gonna reanimate their bodies
and conquer my homeland at the center of the planet.
Mm, that's dumb.
Time to go back home a true loser.
Can I have this big old ruby, then?
That's an emerald.
Clearly it's a big old ruby.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
I would like the ruby.
It's yours, buddy.
- I'm outies. - Peace. Hyup.
- Whoops.
OK. All done now.
Nice and snug, right?
Jake. - What?
I won't be able to...
to control myself much longer.
I can feel the feeding frenzy coming on.
I just want to let you know I'm sorry.
You're sick!
Yeah.
Come on, Jake. Think.
It's no good! I need brain food.
Ah, dang, I ate everything.
I'm so hungry!
Baby's gonna starve to death!
- Unless... - What?
What are you doing?
I'm cooking up a crazy vampire.
That should heat up nice.
Sand will keep the meat moist.
You're gonna eat me?
You's gonna eat me!
Yes, I am.
Cook, baby! Cook!
Finn!
The trick is rolling It. Whew.
Check out this ruby I got.
That's an emerald, dude.
You, too, now?
Emeralds are green, boy.
This thing is green.
Why is everybody messing with me?
It's like a dark-grayish-red,
mostly gray.
Sometimes red things are gray!
You're a little color-blind.
And there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Oh!
Whoops.
I'm sorry you had to push that thing so far.
Uh, what's going on with Marcy?
She was threatening to eat my insides, so I'm cooking her.
I know that sounds crazy, but I had no choice.
I'm operating on my lowest survival brain function right now.
What?
- Chill, man! - No, we got to book!
- Go! Go where, Jake?
Time to eat.
Huh?
What the...
- Bubblegum? - Hey, guys.
I saw my seismograph had gone off the charts,
so I figured you might be in trouble, right?
Yeah, but watch out for Marceline. She's gone rabid.
What? Marceline's gonna rap for me?
Whoa. Thanks, Bonnie.
That's enough low-grade red to get me home, at least.
Come on, guys. Let's go.
Are you all right, PB?
Did you get the Spoon of Prosperity?
Yeah, here you go.
Whoa!
Peeps will never starve in my Eternal Empire.
Sand Worm, up!
Frederator!
This party is so crazy!