Loot, bro!
Gear dumped, bro!
How about this room, bro?
Looks like a brolicious room to relax in and play video games... bro.
- Home sweet home, bro. - Yeah, you said it.
I've been home this whole time.
I keep forgetting that he lives here now.
Just until Gunter finishes rebuilding the Ice Kingdom.
What y'all whispering about?
Ex-squeeze me.
Ice King, we've told you a thousand times.
This couch ain't for cuddling.
- Sure it is. - It isn't!
- It's cozy. - It's not that bad, Jake.
- See?
Finn, can I speak to you in the kitchen?
Oh, hey, Jake, can you bring me a sandwich?
Sandwich?
It's time to kick Ice King out!
Huh!
Don't forget the bread!
Look, I hear you, but we can't kick him out
because, well, I still feel guilty about junking up his crib.
Hey, what if we check him into a hotel room?
Hmmm?
- What's that? - Checking into a hotel room.
Oooh! Sandwich time!
Hey, Simon, how would you like to stay in the coolest hotel?
Lumpy Space Princess stays there. That's how cool it is.
We'll even put you up for a few weeks until your place is ready.
Ah, but that sounds lonely.
I'd just like to stay here with you guys.
Having roommates is nice. Keeps me out of my head.
Yeah.
- Finn, I'm ready to murder the Ice King. - No.
I have another idea.
Oop!
Oh, my gosh! Someone's at the door. We have a doorbell now. We'll get it!
Abracadaniel?
What are you doing here?
What? You kept calling and ca—
- Shut the hupbububup, Abracadeez! - Yeah, man.
You don't even need a reason to stop by.
A sexy wizard like you goes where he wants.
Whoa-oh!
I see what's going on.
- Wha... You do? - Yeah.
This wizard donk is trying to jack my tree house styles
just 'cause he beat me that one time at Wizard Battle
and if he takes one step closer, I'll bust him up one real good!
I never asked to be...
Come on, dude. We got cookies and the cocoa.
Dang, but you're funny, Abracadaniel!
I didn't say anything.
- Fantastic. Hey, Abadabs.
Why don't you show us that trick you're working on?
Oh, yeah, I suppose I could.
So good!
You're a good wizard. - I don't know. It's dumb.
I'm still working on it. It's... It's nothing.
You're right! That ain't nothing! Check out this schwiza!
What?
Ohh! You're the greatest wizard ever!
Well, maybe not "ever" ever.
Am I the greatest wizard of our generation?
Yes.
Pew! Pew!
This was a great idea, man.
It's like he's forgotten all about us.
Mm-hmm. And pretty soon, he'll be out of here for good.
For good.
Yeah. Hmm.
Finn! Jake!
Come quick! It's an emergency! Hurry!
Ice King, what's up?
Huh?
What the flip?
Tada!
How'd they get the other couch down here?
There you are, sir. And there you are.
Right this way.
You made it!
Caw! Ta-da!
A bird! He's a bird!
I've always been into interpretive dance...
But I've never been able to find a musician
who could match my energy until now!
Huh! He's actually not bad.
Dance party!
No!
- No! - Ow!
Why are you doing this? You pushed my whole body!
Um... Woo!
- That was great, guys! - Yeah? You guys liked it?
Well, then, the second and third acts are gonna knock your socks off!
Uh, actually, Jake and I got some stuff to take care of.
Yeah, it's getting pretty late.
- Uh... Oh, Glob! - 'Sup, ABD?
I just remember that I'm, uh, a-allergic,
uh, to, to the night sky!
You're afraid of the dark?
Yes, if I ever had to walk, uh, outside at night,
I might die of-of...
Of fright.
Gee, well, I guess you can crash here for the night.
All right!
Sleepover!
Wait. Are you really afraid of the dark?
Maybe?
OK, well, you can sleep on the couch.
We're gonna go. Uh, good night.
Whoa!
See? I told you. Isn't it awesome?
Eh, since I'm pretty much in charge here,
we could totally take all this treasure if we wanted to.
Ha! Totally.
Wow! Cool!
Oh, that's just a Binklemyer.
Ohh! Want to see something really cool?
Yeah.
OK, but you got to promise not to freak out.
This is Joshua the Dog's Demon Blood Sword.
Yeah, it's a real Demon Blood Sword.
What?
And you see these words?
If you say them out loud,
you can actually see a vision of the Demon
whose blood was used to make the sword.
No way!
That sounds awesome.
Too bad neither of us can read Demon runes.
Ooh! I know how!
"Butyrum lac surepo kee oth pradium."
Like that.
Oops!
Wow! It looks so real!
I am real!
Bring me the true bearer of my Blood Sword
or I will destroy you both!
Come on, best friend! Let us not betray Finn.
Let's fight Kee-Oth ourselves!
Nobody can defeat us if we work together.
Super wizard, team up!
Hwah!
You're wasting your powers on me!
Oh, no! Oh, no! He's too powerful!
Kee-Oth!
Joshua!
Kee Oth Rama Pancake... - Don't say another word Joshua...
or the throats are going to get it.
If you speak the words to banish me, I'll reduce your friends to ash.
Kee Oth Rama P—
- Dude! - Thought he was bluffing.
[Kee-Oth] I am not bluffing Joshua!
If you do not willingly return my stolen blood,
I will destroy him and him!
- Ah! The sword! - Scary!
I just can't do it Jake, this is dad's sword!
You don't have any other choice.
- Do it! - Do it! Do it!
Whoa, bro.
You got your blood. Now get out of here!
All right, I'll go.
Psych! Got you now, Joshua.
Uh, hey. So, I should be getting home.
Yeah. Me too. Hey, Abracadaniel, you want to hang out at my place?
- I thought your house broke. Psh!
Ice Kingdom's been rebuilt for weeks.
Jake?
Your butt is mine, Joshua!
What? My butt?
Weird. Where are we?
This is my yoga room. And this is your new home.
- Downward, dog! Ouch!
Welcome to revenge, Joshua.
You'll never see your loved ones again.
Everything you need for survival is booby-trapped.
Huh!
Now, I'm gonna gank your blood the way you ganked mine!
Boo-Yah!
How does it feel, dog?
How does it feel that I've juiced your body
and turned your blood into man-dazzle?
Mm. Not that great. I feel weird in my skin.
Wait. Is that it?
Yeah, but I could get used to this.
What? No! You have to suffer!
- OK. - No "OK"!
When I say something, you're supposed to disagree, OK?
OK.
You're causing tension in my neck and shoulders.
I'm gonna go stretch it out. You stay here and suffer.
OK.
Jake?
Drat.
Hmm. Ah.
Hello?
Hey, Lady. Listen,
your husband got abducted by Kee-Oth, the demon.
Who are you talking about? Jake?
Yeah, your hubby or boyfriend or whatever.
What are you talking about? He is my boyfriend.
Why are you trying to drive us in a wrong way?
Yo, my Korean is not that good. Can you just get over here?
We need to find a way to Kee-Oth's dimension, Shipshiyo.
Oh yeah. I've got something that can help.
All right, that sounds affirmative, See you soon. Bye.
Just kidding. I got a girl!
Lady Rainicorn! Yeah!
Mm. That don't look right. That's better.
Excuse me.
Hmm?
Down here. Hi!
Oh, my fun! I thought you was a rock!
I'm not a rock. I'm a little buddy! Can you get off me, please?
- Whoops! Sorry. - It's OK.
- Cool. You want to be friends? - I'd like that!
- I've never had a friend. - Whoa, seriously?
My species spends its first 12 years sleeping.
I just woke up today!
Hello?
I'm just gonna pretend you're sleeping.
Whoop! She's here.
I thought my body was hopping up and down,
but I was sitting still.
I brought it.
What is it, Lady?
It's a tape that Joshua made long ago.
I remember it because Jake just re-recorded over it.
Don't watch the first part and just fast forward.
What?
Just skip the front section of the tape.
Uh... Something "skip". I don't know. Just play it, BMO.
Jake? Finn? Jermaine?
- Whoever is watching this? - Dad!
I just opened up an unexplored cavern
deep in the underground-grasslands complex.
Please refer to my chart system OK?
I'm in cave 73-H, in case I am overtaken by an enemy
I need you to retrieve my corpse.
Over here, you see?
The second half of the tablet, I believe.
Now, if I put this together with mine,
I should be able to create a portal to the demon Kee-Oth's dimension
and trap him in a circle of holy water.
OK, here we go.
Perfect! OK, let's see...
"Kee-Oth Zaple Myrups Pama..."
OK, this is scene one, take one of "Heat Signature 2."
Ready? Action!
Father, it's been a year since I was on the submarine,
but I still hear the screams.
I was forced to choose the lives of my men
or the entire planet!
What would you do? Tell me, Father!
I'm a mess, man!
Oh! Wait, what do I say?
- Mm. Check, please! No!
Hold on BMO, I feel like we need to watch more of this video for clues.
But you've got to promise me that I'm not going to see anymore weird Jake stuff.
There shouldn't be anymore Jake's weird stuff. I mean it,
but I've been watched this tape for a very long time and can't guarantee anything.
I am sorry.
OK, High-five!
Play it BMO.
- This stinks! - What do you mean?
Come on, Joshua!
Back in the old days, you would've been up here
trying to take me apart!
Uh, what? That's my dad, Joshua, back in the old days.
- I'm his son, dude. - Shoot.
- Where is he? - He's dead, dude.
Don't make me get emotional about it.
Then why are you being such a wimp then?
Come on up here and beat on me like your dad would.
- OK, that's weird. - What's weird?
You want to get beat up? That's weird.
I'm not doing your weird biz.
- You won't fight? - Nope.
What the...
Oh, my gosh!
Hi. I'm Samantha.
I'm Jay T the... the Dog.
- I'm Jake. - Only one can survive my pit!
This bozo tried stealing my blood, too!
So youse better duke it out and see who gets to live!
But I haven't seen a man-dog in years!
And now the universe has dropped one into my arms.
Whoa, lady. No way. This boy is got.
But fate has brought us together!
The stars have paired you with a Goddess!
I like the way you talk, but you are crazy.
Kill or be killed, you two!
Yes, if I'm so crazy, then let's fight!
No, girl, we can bounce out of here.
My friend Finn will save us any second now.
I don't wait for rescue.
I conquer till I am conquered,
by love or by the hand of an adversary.
Well, I guess we're gonna have to fight then.
Woo!
OK, take your time.
I got to do my daily sun salutations.
[Kee-Oth] Release me, Joshua!
I'll show you!
Dude, your blood is harsh!
That's 'cause I been drinking so much holy water.
It's in my blood, sucker!
And naturally, I got to go to the bathroom like crazy.
Be right back!
If I can't suck you, I'll suck myself's blood.
Taste it, scrub!
Man, I can't believe it.
I got to wee-wee again.
Would you like to rate this video?
Not ime, BMO. Let's go find the cave from the video.
Maybe we'll find more clues there.
Wait! I need to put a shield around you.
It's done, you can go now.
"Kee-Oth Zaple Myrups Pama Mancakes."
- Whoa!
Jake?
- Yeesh. - Eh?
- Jake? - Finn, yes! Help me!
Jake! Why is this ugly girl is hugging you?
This is not hugging! It's fighting!
- Fighting! - Jake, what do I do?
- Should I kill him? - With what?
- With this! - Demon blood?
That's right! Demon blood beats demon!
Uh. That is not correct.
Oh, yeah! Give me that blood, stupid!
Lady, don't break the circle of protection!
Of course not!
Aw, geez! He's sucking my sword off its hilt!
Now I have your demon blood as well!
Except it's not demon blood.
It's a frozen grape juice that was blessed by the priest.
Cold.
Bless this sword, fodder!
Mm. Check, please!
- Mmm. Grapy. - Wait.
My blood! Whoo!
- Coward! - Whoop!
Hey, hey! Lady!
Let's go, bros! Samantha, you can come, too, I guess.
Very well.
You've returned me to my world,
so I recant my oath to destroy you.
You made an oath? OK.
Let's fight again sometime.
Nah, I'll just stretch into a tree.
Hmm. Took long enough for you to stretch out of that pit.
What's going on? Do you have a crush on that girl or something?
Psh! Please. Not even.
Then why'd you stay in that trap for so long?
Ah, because, Kee-Oth was right there!
And there were traps.
I didn't have no blood this whole time, so I'm totally out of it.
Jake?
Whew! Sorry. I got a little light-headed.
Oh, you troublemaker! I love you, honey.
I love you too, lady.
Yo, guys. I still love Flame Princess.
OK, big hug.
Hug!
Frederator.
This party is so crazy!