[VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYING] "Sumo scootz!"
Vroom! Vroom! Reee!
[CRASH!] Winner!
Whoo! 79th consecutive victory!
In your face! You okay, buddy?
Still bummed out about flame princess?
Hmm. I know what'll fix you up.
Girls' night out, boy style. First, we'll go to the salon,
get your hair did and your nails all — wait, no.
First, we'll go to the shops, get you a brand-new hat.
Then we'll —
A burglermur!
The ice king?
Grr! Ugh.
Geez, you couldn't wait two seconds?
Ugh. Why are you stinking up our
house? Didn't you get my
text? It said I'm staying with you
guys — oh. Didn't go through.
Well, anyways, I knew you wouldn't mind, since it's sort
of your fault I'm homeless, right?
Right. 'Cause you tricked
your crazy ex into melting my ice kingdom...
Mm-hmm. With your lies
and secrets. Remember when that happened?
Dude, you can't stay here if you're gonna stank it up
with your bad vibes, man.
Yeah, I'm just crashing here while the penguins
rebuild. I've given Gunther temporary
reign.
Should be fine.
Flame princess isn't crazy.
You're blind, finn. You're blind!
Wait, she isn't here, is she? No.
Whew! She said she wanted
time to herself. Yeesh!
Yeah. Breakups are tough.
Heh. Yeah, like remember how you and
I were married?
Ugh! It's so confusing!
Hmm? I thought finn was a stand-up
guy, you know? But he basically betrayed me.
Why do people even have secrets? It's like that in the
fire kingdom, too. Everyone is all deceitful and
Shakespeare. But out here, it doesn't seem
any different. Why do I have to feel like this?
And what is that noise?
Gah! Unh.
Eee!
Yeah, yeah. Just act like I'm not here.
Are you spying on me?
What? No, of course not.
I was observing you for
research.
You're a threat, flame princess. Your emotions are directly
linked to your combustion levels.
But if I can create a scientific model that describes your
complete elemental matrix, I can isolate and suppress your more
volatile traits. So, if you do your research,
you'll know how to cut off my emotions so I won't feel like
this? Um, yeah.
Basically. Then I'll help you.
You will? Yes.
I'll do whatever it takes. Once I press this
button, you'll be subjected to a battery of tests to gauge your
reflexes, stamina, and your reaction to various emotional
stimuli. This is going to help me
understand myself? There's a 40%
chance we'll be able to identify and isolate your chemical
components and, yes, understand you in a very scientific way.
Oh, that's good... I guess. Initiate tests.
Yah! Hello?
Princess, we need you and your ball blam burglerbur
right away! Gunther has created a race
of strangling snow snakes or "snow-a-constrictors!"
Oh! Oh! Oh! Yahhhh!
Okay, cinnamon bun, all you have to do
is write down the numbers that appear on this monitor.
Can you do that one thing? Yes.
Oh, one other thing.
Do not open that door. So that's two things.
Write down the numbers. Do not open that door.
Got it? Yes, princess.
Hello.
You look sad.
Yeah. But mostly I'm confused.
Me too.
Really? Yeah.
Bubblegum is bad. She is?
I don't know. Want to pet my dog?
He lives at my house. What about the tests?
His name is Jake, but he's not
the real Jake.
Oh. My body is soft.
We're friends. Yeah.
I really get you. But sometimes friends are hard
to understand. Sometimes you think you know
them, but you find out they're just playing mind games.
Is the princess your friend? I don't know.
Yeah, because why did she lock you up in jail when you
were a little baby? That was a weird friend thing.
The word! The word!
What's the word? The word is your newborn
baby will have greater powers than you'll ever dream of!
Uh... Have my baby sent into the
wilderness of the outside world to perish.
Okay!
Ah!
Oh. Hup.
Ah! Aw.
Ho ho!
Wa-a-a-a-a-a-ah!
Castle! What's this?
A princess?
Must have wandered off.
Flame king! What do you want,
princess of the gum world? I found your lost
daughter. I-I don't remember losing
anything.
Okay, you got me. I had her sent to wander in the
woods. I was in fear of being usurped.
Come on. That's your
problem. But you can't just let her run
around the woods. She's too dangerous.
Find some way to contain her power or I will.
Fine.
Ugh! Is everybody in this world
hiding something? It's fun to hide.
You're all right. Why can't everybody be honest
like you? Maybe I should just go back
where I belong. Wait!
Do you mean baby jail? I don't know, man.
Mm... Fighting
snow-a-constrictors really helped take my mind off things.
So, uh, why am I here, again?
Oh, I just wanted to measure flame princess's
reaction when confronted by the guy who broke her heart.
Hey, cinnamon bun, I'm —
Cinnamon bun! There's a note.
"Gone to fire kingdom. Please watch dog."
Well, this is terrible. If flame princess goes back
there, her evil dad will lock her up again.
And if she's imprisoned, I won't be able to
complete my tests and I'll have wasted my precious time!
We got to save her. Let's doogie!
State your business here, and be quick about it.
Sorry. I'm on edge 'cause I'm worried
that Jerry here will find out I'm dating his sister.
Listen, we need to get into the castle right now.
Yeah, but why?
So I can go to your mama's house!
Now get out of my way. Doesn't your mom live in a
nursing home? Yeah.
And in a different city. Come on, dude.
You got to be honest here. Honest my fist!
Come on, princess. Oh, yeah!
Gonna scramble you and fry you up for brunch!
I'm trying to act tough, but I really wanted to be a chef.
Man. Halt.
What is your business here? I need to get inside to file
my taxes. Also, I like using the bathroom
here. Also, I like to crop dust the
lobby. Pass, friend.
All right. So, you want to get nasty?
One time I blew a snot bubble that broke off and floated away.
Then it some lady's baby in the face, and it started crying.
And I really enjoy the taste of envelopes.
Uh, that's cool and all, but you still haven't told us why
you want to get in. We need to see the
king? Well, why didn't you just say
so? Right this way, friends.
Here you go. The new flame king.
Flame princess? Finn?
You're okay! Um, how's it going?
Pretty good. Cinnamon bun and I staged a coup
and overthrew my dad. Oh,
that's why the guards were wigging out.
That is the new way in fire kingdom.
Total honesty is the law of the land.
No secrets. Oh.
Right. Can you believe this nonsense?
Once I get out of here, I'm gonna ground you for real.
No snacks, no friends, no popular music.
You never let me have any of those things!
You were a selfish king and a bad parent.
But I did it for you, honey. For you not to overthrow me like
you just did. You belong in that lamp!
And if you don't settle down, you'll have to answer to
cinnamon bun. Hi.
Wow. She's even awesomer than I
remember. Take off that
silly hat. We're going home.
No. Look! Got a real dog now.
Flame princess, listen,
I'm really sorry I lied and hurt your feelings, and I was a big,
fat jerk. Finn, it's okay.
It's in the past now. So, does that mean
we're still going out? No.
I've realized my place is here ruling these weak and vicious
fire people. I see.
But we're cool. You're welcome to come back and
hang out whenever you like if you promise me one thing.
Anything. That you'll be completely
honest with me.
Okay. I promise.
I'm serious.
Hmm.
The other one. Hmm? Uhhhhhhhhh...
Finn? Finn?
Sorry. Finn, I'm bored.
Are you sure princess bubblegum doesn't like me anymore?
Yeah, that's what she said.
Sounds weird. Are you lying so you can do this
dinner thing alone with bubblegum?
No way. I don't know if this is
a good idea after your breakup with flame princess.
P.B. Is out of your age range, anyway.
No way, man, I got no ex-pec-Tates.
Whatever happens happens. Hey, finn!
Let's go. Lates, bro. Comin'!
Hey-hey, things got fancy 'round here.
Hee-yolp!
Thanks again for coming to castle lemongrab with
me, finn. I kind of hate these diplomatic
dinners. Also, I think the lemongrabs are
getting weirder. Oh, uh, you know me —
pretty good with weird stuff. It's just a shame
that Jake didn't want to come. I love Jake!
Mm, yeah. We all love Jake.
[TRUMPET BLARES OFF-KEY] Abnouncing arrival o'
princest bubbuhguhh an' little boy!
Mm, princess!
Holy...
Uh... So pleased and gracious to welcome you to our
sophisticated society.
Bow! Yes, welcome —
n-o-o-o! Do it no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-w!
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-t's dinnertime!
[GIBBERISH, GRUNTING] Mee mee mee, mee mee mee
mee. Mee?
Mee mee... Yo, peebs, how's your
lemon? Finn, this is
mega-weird. Something's happened to the two
lemongrabs. They used to be exactly the
same. No!
You're floating too high! Unh!
It's time for the floor show! Hey, princess, look who
happens to carry a flute with him.
No! Lemons only!
Floor sho-o-o-o-o-o-w! [GIBBERISH, SHUSHING]
Do it better.
Mmm! Wh-a-a-a-a-a-a-at?
Unacceptab-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-le! Mm. Acceptable.
Wh-a-a-a-a-a-a-at? Unacceptab-l-l-le!
Acceptable... Unacceptable!
Ugh. I can't watch this any more.
Excuse me, finn. Okay. Let me know if
you get lonely. Unacceptable!
Man, this place is falling apart.
my harp? ♪ ♪ a place where friends give
me hugs? ♪
baby, poor little lemonhope ♪ oh, hi.
What's your name, little boy?
My name is badlemon nohope, but you can call me lemonhope.
N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Nyah! That noise!
That ugly lemon and his ugly noise!
Hey! By all accounts, this is a
brilliant and sensitive little boy!
Thank you, mistress. I'm taking
lemonhope back to the candy kingdom and enrolling him
in a school for gifted children. No.
He needs to stay here! Ohh!
I hope you will still be joining us for dessert.
We need to free that darling boy.
Maybe there's something in the candy kingdom/lemon-earldom
treaty, but I don't think there is.
What about a prank? Finn, what are you
talking about? Mm, I don't know.
Maybe if we prank lemongrab, like, just right, they'll let
us... Take that guy home? Yeah, prank.
I don't see how that's going to help us at all.
Pranks? Like old times.
Finn, no. That's really —
hmm. Okay, yeah.
We'll pull a prank. Like old times.
O-kay! Puddin'.
Bakin' soder. Vina-gurt.
And... The bait. Now, when lemongrab stirs his
puhd — pff-chuu! 'Splode-cano.
Pretty smart, dude.
Hey.
Ahh! My puhd.
Going to enjoy this puhd. Oh, really looking forward to
this puhd. Mm.
Oh! Wh-wh-what is this?
Ha ha! Now give us back lemonhope or
prepare for mo' pranks! Dungeon!
Guess I must admit — one would
have a hard time claiming that to have been a pretty good plan.
Sorry, p.B. No, no, your plan
was great, finn. See? What's this?
Huh? Your flute.
Wow! Now lemonhope can play it, and the lemongrabs will come
open the door to smash the flute, and we can all escape!
Really great work, finn. Oh.
Here, lemonhope. Now, will you play something
for us? Something beautiful?
Yes, mistress. [FLUTE PLAYING OFF-KEY]
Let me help you
with — lemonhope!
I was sharp at the harp. Now it's my turn to learn the
flute to boot! [OFF-KEY PLAYING CONTINUES]
Yeeeeeee!
Oh, yes.
Oh, mm. Oh, my.
Oh, yes.
[OFF-KEY PLAYING CONTINUES] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whee!
Come one and all and join the dance!
How dare you?
How dare you release my prisoners?
You're soft, lemongrab! Softer than an old
Graham cracker! You're s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oft!
Yipe!
Oh, no!
We're locked in! Finn, give me your phone!
I'm calling Jake! What? No.
Let's, um... We could do another prank!
I brought some of your superspicy hot sauce.
Ah, so spice! Finn, this is
serious! But... My other plan
worked. Finn, your other
plan failed, which was part of my plan, which worked.
Your plan? But I thought we were having fun
together. Finn, I have
citizens who need me! I can't always treat everything
like a little-boy game. Oh.
Yeah. No, that's cool.
Mistress! Mistress, look!
Something scary is happening now!
How dare you?
After all I've done for you!
You try to steal my lemonhope away!
You're too old, princess! Too old for pranks!
Too old! I've tried imprisoning!
I've tried reconditioning! You leave me no choice.
Lemongentr-y-y-y-y-y! Go forth!
Go forth now!
Sorry! Sorry, sir! Get to safety,
princess. I'll hold them off.
What? Sorry, sir!
Sorry! I'm sorry, sir.
Sorry. Wait. So, do you not
like any games or just little-boy games?
Finn...
Lemonbrothers, stop! Stop and listen!
It has cost me much, but I have learned...
Lemon need not squeeze lemon to survive!
Lemonhope, go forth! Grow strong and return for us!
Go! Hope! Hope! Hope!
Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope! Hope!
Hope! Hope! Hope! You're going to
love the candy kingdom, lemonhope.
You'll learn all about playing and play math and learning all
day long. And you'll never get yelled at.
Unless you drink my soda from out the fridge.
Yes, mistress. Yo, man.
How's it going? Terrible?
Well, yeah, mostly. But I think I learned something.
Go on. Well, I'm thinkin'
maybe age is isn't just a number.
Maybe older people, like, really are different.
You know? Like, less fun inside.
So what you sayin' here?
I'm saying, I think I really sbonked up.
I got to patch things up with flame princess.
Oh, dang! Didn't you hear?
She's got a new boyfriend already!
What?
Man, I'm just kiddin'.
Oh, yeah.
She might, though.