Jake, wake up! I found a truck!
What? What's happening?
Whoa! Where did you get this baby?
I found it in the woods.
I named it... Hot Daniel. Anyway, I figure we can do some
pretty sick stuff with it. Oh, yeah? Like what?
Mm, I don't know. Launch it off some ramps, maybe
get it going 30 Miles per hour, crank the wheel into a gnar
right-hander, spray dirt everywhere, like a big hirkin'
dirt-wave. Yeah, buddy! Nice!
Let's crank this beast up! Can't.
Engine's busted, I think. Nuts.
Bmo, you know anything about cars?
Nope.
Hmm. Maybe...
Ice king, you know anything about cars?
Nope, not a car guy.
Too confusing. Got better things to do with my
life. Mm.
Wait, I know someone who's good with
mechanics. Hey! Hey, guys! Hi!
Hey! Hey, banana man.
Wow! I haven't seen you fellas since
you destroyed my home, my land, and my rocket.
Oh, geez, yeah. Sorry, banana man.
Just sort of happened. Don't worry about it.
Bygones. I'm just excited you called me
over. We're neighbors.
We should help each other out. I got the soda and the jams.
Cool! I see the problem.
The top of your engine is gone, specifically the cylinder head.
Hmm. Okay. That word sounds cool.
But what does it mean? Let me explain.
The cylinder head is the top to the cylinder block.
Think of the cylinder head as an airtight lid to your engine that
regulates air, fuel, and exhaust.
Okay, cool. Informative.
What is he pointing at? Now, this lid is important
because it works to get fuel into your engine.
You see, your engine has
cylinders, and in these cylinders are pistons.
When the piston in the cylinder
moves down, it creates a vacuum, pulling in fuel from the intake.
You mean an air-fuel mixture? That's right, bmo.
Have a gold star, dear. Yay! Bmo is so pretty and
smart! Then the piston returns to
the top, compressing the air-fuel mixture.
Then, a spark plug fires off, creating an explosion, driving
the piston back down, powering the engine.
Sweet.
So where's the cylinder head, then?
Hmm. Well, sometimes people store parts they are working on
in the car. Ah! Bingo!
Found it. Yeah! Drive time!
Well, not quite. We don't know why they took the
cylinder head off. It could be cracked, the gasket
head could be warped, the rod bearings could have damage from
water. You see, that's the cool thing
about cars.
One tiny little thing messes everything else up, so nothing
works. So it's up to us to figure it
out! Cool.
Yeah, all right. ♪ fixing a truck with the
neighbors ♪ ♪ not a better way to spend some
time ♪ ♪ hoping to see if they
Bam! ♪ I'm asked to come back
tomorrow ♪ ♪ a future I see with them
You guys want to pick this up again in the morning?
Sure. Sounds good.
Not bmo. This grease monkey's torqued up
on automotive science. Yeah, boyee!
Okay, bmo. Good night, banana man.
Have a good evening, gents.
Time for the night shift. It's 10 past the hour, and
this is "graveyard shift," hosted by me, starchy the
gravedigger, your weekly five-hour dose of all the
strange haints, phantasmagoria, and phenomena I see workin' in
the candy kingdom graveyard. Hello, caller.
You're on the "graveyard shift." Wha— am I —
oh, hi. Um, long-time listener,
first-time caller. So, um, I think
princess bubblegum has been replaced by, like, a
lizard person. A lizard?
Yeah, a lizard. I love your show!
Oh, starchy's very interested in this topic.
What led you to this discovery, caller?
Ha! They are wrong! You look more like a hippo than
a lizard. Well, um, my friend is a very
highly placed official in the candy kingdom, and I've
noticed — hi, bmo.
Yow! Stay back, lizard!
Oh, sorry, bmo. I didn't mean to startle you.
I couldn't sleep. I kept thinking about the truck.
And biodiesel! Oh! And I figured out what's
wrong with the engine block. So, what are you working on?
Aerodynamics. Swe-e-e-e-et.
You know, it's been really nice hanging with you fellas and
working on the car... It gets a little lonely at my
space-age banana dome. You don't have a girlfriend?
No. I — I don't want to be alone,
but, uh... I've gotten pretty good at it.
I putter around the house, keeping busy with my little
projects. But it would be nice to find
someone. Hold up.
Princess, is that you?
Oh, spooky.
Yo, bmo, coffee. Thank you.
Car looks nice, bmo. Yeah.
Oh, aah! I fixed it!
Are we best friends yet? Oh. Oh, hey.
I-I fixed it. Ni-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-ce.
I discovered the cylinder head was warped, so I went to
the junkyard and got a new one. Bingo.
Whoo.
Biodiesel!
Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
Awes-o-o-o-ome!
Yowee wow.
She's beautiful. Well, then go over and
talk to her! Yeah. Come on, banana man.
You're lonely! Oh, no. That's okay.
Having someone to love takes up time I could use to work on
stuff. That's the craziest
thing I ever heard.
Pardon me, miss.
My friend here is super-smart, and he rebuilt this truck.
He's very smart and very single.
Okay... Anyway, his name is
banana man. If you like what you see, give
him a call.
Help m-e-e-e-e-e!
We got to save bubblegum!
No, finn! She's a lizard! You got to stop
listening to all those conspiracy shows.
They twist up your noodle so you can't tell what's real.
Look, there she is!
Whoa! You want some tea?
Sure.
Thanks, Jake.
So, what's up with the angry mob, pb?
They think I've been replaced
with an evil lizard replicant. It's sheer nonsense.
Eat this bug! Lizard!
Punch it, 'Nana man!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hyah!
What the fridge? Whoa!
Finn, Jake! Reptilian synthoid replicants
are trying to take over the kingdom!
Yeah, we know. Kill it!
No! No! I'm the real one!
Hey, speedy.
Unh! You're coming with me.
What? Really?
Mm-hmm. 'Cause you ain't got enough peel
on that nanner. You're under arrest for public
indecency! Bye, banana man!
It's not fair! It's okay, bmo.
It's a very mild offense. It's not like that.
Hot Daniel is dead!
Loot, bro!
Gear dumped, bro! How about this room, bro?
Looks like a brolicious room to relax in and play video
games... Bro. Home sweet home, bro.
Yeah, you said it. I've been home this whole time.
I keep forgetting that he lives
here now. Just until Gunther
finishes rebuilding the ice kingdom.
What y'all whispering about?
Hee-hee! Ex-squeeze me. Ice king, we've told
you a thousand times. This couch ain't for cuddling.
Sure it is. It isn't!
Mm, it's cozy. It's not that bad,
Jake. See?
Finn, can I speak to you in the
kitchen? Oh, hey, Jake.
Can you bring me a sandwich?
Sandwich? It's time to kick
ice king out! Huh!
Don't forget the bread!
Ha ha! Look, I hear you, but
we can't kick him out because, well, I still feel guilty about
junking up his crib. Hey, what if we check him into
a hotel room? Hmm.
What's that? Checking into a hotel
room. Ooh, sandwich time!
Hey, Simon, how would
you like to stay in the coolest hotel?
Lumpy space princess stays there.
That's how cool it is. We'll even put you up
for a few weeks until your place is ready.
Oh, but that sounds lonely.
I'd just like to stay here with you guys.
Having roommates is nice. Keeps me out of my head.
Gunther only says "wenk." What's up with that?
Yeah.
Finn, I'm ready to murder the ice king.
No. Uh, I have another idea.
Oop.
Oh, my gosh!
Someone's at the door. We have a doorbell now.
We'll get it! Abracadaniel?
What are you doing here?
What? You kept calling and ca—
Shut the hupbububup, abracadeez!
Yeah, man. You don't even need a reason to
stop by. A sexy wizard like you
goes where he wants. Whoa.
I see what's going on. Wha— you do?
Yeah. This wizard donk is trying to
Jack my tree house styles just 'cause he beat me that one time
at wizard battle, and if he takes one step closer, I'll bust
him up one real good! I never asked to be...
Aah! Aah! Aaaaah!
Come on, dude. We got cookies and the cocoa.
Dang, but you're funny,
abracadaniel! I didn't say anything.
Fantastic.
Hey, abadabs. Why don't you show us that trick
you're working on? [SLINK!]
Oh, uh... Yeah, I-I suppose I could.
Shraa-molah-ra cantata florianaaa.
So good! Whoo!
You're a good wizard! I don't know. It's dumb.
I'm still working on it. It's — it's nothing.
Oh, you're right that ain't nothing!
Check out this schwiza! [WARBLE!]
Hwah!
What? Oo-oh!
You're the greatest wizard ever! Well, maybe not
ever ever. Am I the greatest wizard of our
generation? Yes.
Pew! Pew! [CRASH!]
This was a great idea, man.
It's like he's forgotten all about us.
Mm-hmm. And pretty soon he'll be out of
here for good. For good.
Yeah. Mm. Finn!
Jake!
Come quick! It's an emergency!
Hurry!
Ice king, what's up? Huh? What the flip?
Ta-da! How'd they get the
other couch down here? There you are, sir.
And there you are. Right this way.
You made it!
Caw! Ta-da!
A bird! He's a bird!
I've always been into interpretive dance...
But I've never been able to find a musician who could match my
energy until now!
Huh, he's actually not bad.
No! Ow!
No! Ow! Why are you doing this?
You pushed my whole body! Um... Whoo!
That was great, guys! Yeah? You guys liked it?
Well, then, the second and third acts are gonna
knock your socks off! Uh, actually, Jake and
I got to — got some stuff to take care of.
Yeah, it's getting pretty late.
Uh... Oh, glob. Sup, abd?
I just remembered that I'm, uh, allergic, uh, to — to the
night sky! You're afraid of the
dark? Yes, if I ever had to walk,
uh, outside at night, I might die of... Of...
Of fright. Of fright!
Gee, well, I guess you can crash here for the night.
All right! Sleepover!
Wait. Are you really afraid of the
dark? Maybe?
Okay, well, you can sleep on the couch.
We're gonna go. Uh, good night.
Whoa!
See? I told you. Isn't it awesome?
Since I'm pretty much in charge here, we could totally take all
this treasure if we wanted to. Ha! Totally.
Wow! Cool! Oh, that's just a
binklemyer. Oh.
Want to see something really cool?
Yeah. Okay, but you got
to promise not to freak out. This is Joshua the dog's
demon-blood sword.
Yeah, it's a real demon-blood sword.
Whaaaaaaat? And you see these
words? If you say them out loud, you
can actually see a vision of the demon whose blood was used to
make the sword. No way!
That sounds awesome. Too bad neither of us can read
demon runes. Ooh, I know how!
"Booty rum lac soo ree po kee oth prandium."
Like that.
Oops. Wow! It looks so real!
I am real! Aaaaaaaaaah!
Bring me the true bearer of my blood sword or I will destroy
you both!
Come on, best friend!
Let us not betray finn. Let's fight kee oth ourselves!
Nobody can defeat us if we work together.
Super wizard team up! Hwah!
Floriana! Raaa!
You're wasting your powers on me!
Ha ha! Oh! No!
Oh, no! He's too powerful!
Kee oth!
Joshua! Kee oth rama pan...
Don't say another word, Joshua.
Or their throats are going to get it!
If you speak the words to banish me, I'll reduce your friends to
ash. Kee oth rama—
Dude! Thought he was
bluffing. I'm not bluffing, Joshua!
If you do not willingly return my stolen blood, I will destroy
him and him! Ah! The sword!
Scary! [SHINK!]
I just can't do it, Jake.
This is dad's sword! You don't have any
other choice. Do it!
Do it! Do it!
Whoa, bro.
You got your blood. Now get out of here!
All right, I'll go. Psych!
Got you now, Joshua! Ah!
Uh, hey.
So, I-I should be getting home. Uh, yeah. Me too.
Hey, abracadaniel, you want to hang out at my place?
I thought your house broke. Psh.
Ice kingdom's been rebuilt for weeks.
Jake?