Ripped By mstoll
Your butt is mine, Joshua!
What? My butt?
Weird.
Where are we?
This is my yoga room.
And this is your new home.
Downward, dog!
Ouch!
Welcome to revenge, Joshua.
You'll never see your loved ones again.
Everything you need for survival is booby-trapped.
Huh.
Now I'm gonna gank your blood the way you ganked mine!
Boo-yah!
How does it feel, dog?
How does it feel that I've juiced your body
and turned your blood into Man-dazzle?
Mm. Not that great.
I feel weird in my skin.
Wait. Is that it?
Yeah, but I could get used to this.
What? No!
You have to suffer!
Okay.
No "Okay"!
When I say something,
you're supposed to disagree, okay?
Okay.
You're causing tension in my neck and shoulders.
I'm gonna go stretch it out.
You stay here and suffer.
Okay.
Jake?
Drat.
Hmm.
Ah!
Hey, Lady.
Listen, your husband got abducted by Kee Oth the demon.
Jake?
Yeah, your hubby or...
boyfriend or whatever.
Yo, my Korean is not that good.
Can you just get over here?
We need to find a way to Kee Oth's dimension, Shipshiyo.
All right, that sounds affirmative.
See you soon. Bye.
Just kidding. I got a girl!
Lady Rainicorn! Yeah!
Mm. That don't look right.
That's better.
Excuse me.
Hmm?
Down here.
Hi!
Oh, my fun!
I thought you was a rock!
I'm not a rock.
I'm a little buddy!
Can you get off me, please?
Whoops! Sorry.
It's okay.
Cool.
You want to be friends?
I'd like that!
I've never had a friend.
Whoa, seriously?
My species spends its first 12 years sleeping.
I just woke up today!
Hello?
I'm just gonna pretend you're sleeping.
Whoop! She's here.
I thought my body was hopping up and down,
but I was sitting still.
What is it, Lady?
What?
Uh... something "skip."
I don't know.
Just play it, BMO.
Jake? Finn? Jermaine?
Whoever is watching this?
Dad!
I just opened up an unexplored cavern deep in the
underground grasslands complex.
Please refer to my chart system, okay?
I'm in Cave 73H.
In case I am overtaken by an enemy,
I need you to retrieve my corpse.
Hey, Lady.
You asked me to make you a video...
BMO, skip! Skip!
saying JTD won't
change his doggie ways...
That should be good.
Okay, I love you, girl.
I hope you liked it.
Bye!
over here, you see?
The second half of the tablet, I believe.
Now, if I put this together with mine,
I should be able to create a portal to the demon
Kee Oth's dimension
and trap him in a circle of holy water.
Okay, here we go.
Perfect! Okay, let's see...
"Kee Oth zaple myrups pama"
Okay, this is scene one, take one of "Heat Signature 2."
Ready?
Action!
Father, it's been a year since I was on the submarine,
but I still hear the screams.
I was forced to choose
the lives of my men or the entire planet!
What would you do?
Tell me, father!
I'm a mess, man!
Oh!
Wait, what do I say?
Mm, check, please!
No!
Hold on, BMO.
I feel like we need to watch more of this video for clues,
but you got to promise me that
I'm not gonna see any more weird Jake stuff.
Okay, high five.
Play it, BMO.
Mm, guess what, Lady.
This dirty dog needs a bath.
Whoo!
Aaaah!
This stinks!
What do you mean?
Come on, Joshua!
Back in the old days,
you would've been up here trying to take me apart!
Uh, what?
That's my Dad, Joshua, back in the old days.
I'm his son, dude.
Shoot.
Where is he?
He's dead, dude.
Don't make me get emotional about it.
Then why are you being such a wimp then?
Come on up here and beat on me like your Dad would.
Okay, that's weird.
What's weird?
You want to get beat up?
That's weird.
I'm not doing your weird biz.
You won't fight?
Nope.
Heh-heh.
What the...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh, my gosh!
Hi. I'm Samantha.
I'm Jay T. T-The dog!
I'm... I'm Jake.
Only one can survive my pit!
This bozo tried stealing my blood, too!
So youse better duke it out and see who gets to live!
But I haven't seen a man-dog in years!
And now the universe has dropped one into my arms.
Whoa, Lady. No way.
This boy is got.
But fate has brought us together!
The stars have paired you with a goddess!
I like the way you talk, but you are crazy.
Kill or be killed, you two!
Yes, if I'm so crazy, then let's fight!
No, girl, we can bounce out of here.
My friend Finn will save us any second now.
I don't wait for rescue.
I conquer till I am conquered...
by love or by the hand of an adversary.
Well, I guess we're gonna have to fight then.
Yaah!
Okay, take your time.
I got to do my daily sun salutations.
Release me, Joshua!
I'll show you!
Blech!
Dude, your blood is harsh!
That's 'cause I been drinking so much holy water.
It's in my blood, sucker!
And naturally, I got to go to the bathroom like crazy.
Be right back!
If I can't suck you, I'll suck myself's blood.
Taste it, scrub!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Man, I can't believe it.
I got to weewee again.
Would you like to rate this video?
No time, BMO.
Let's go find the cave from the video.
Maybe we'll find more clues there.
"Kee Oth zaple myrups pama mancakes."
Whoa.
Jake?
Yeesh.
Eh?
Jake?
Finn, yes!
Help me!
Jake!
This is not hugging!
It's fighting!
Fighting!
Jake, what do I do?
Should I kill him?
With what?
With this!
Demon blood!
That's right!
Demon blood beats demon!
Uh, that is not correct.
Oh, yeah!
Give me that blood, stupid!
Whoaaaaaaa!
Lady, don't break the circle of protection!
Aw, geez.
He's sucking my sword off its hilt!
Yeah!
Your circle can't stop my sucking!
Now I have your demon blood, as well!
Except it's not demon blood.
It's a frozen grape juice that was blessed by the priest.
Cold.
Bless this sword, Fodder!
Mm. Check, please!
Mmm. Grapy.
Wait.
Aaaaaaaaaah!
My blood!
Whoo!
Coward!
Whoop!
Hey, hey!
Lady!
Let's go, bros!
Samantha, you can come, too, I guess.
Very well.
You've returned me to my world,
so I recant my oath to destroy you.
You made an oath?
Okay.
Let's fight again sometime.
Nah, I'll just stretch into a tree.
Hmm.
Took long enough for you to stretch out of that pit.
Psh! Please. Not even.
Uh, because Kee Oth was right there!
A-and there were traps.
I didn't have no blood this whole time,
so I'm totally out of it.
Jake?
Whew! Sorry.
I got a little light-headed.
I love you, too, Lady.
Yo, guys.
I still love Flame Princess.
Okay, big hug.
Hug!
This party is so crazy!
Ripped By mstoll