I "Adventure Time" J“
I Come on, grab your friends J“
J“ We're going to very distant lands J“
J“ With Jake the dog and Finn the human I
J“ The fun will never end J“
I It's "Adventure Time" I
One, two, three, go!
Whoops!
Look what treasures the low tide has revealed.
Oh, Glob, my door.
I don't know.
This place is kind of a bust, man.
We're investigating early human culture.
We'll probably find all kinds of cursed artifacts.
Hmm, it has been a while since I had a good hex put on me.
— Oh, yeah, pretty spooky. —
Someone could definitely get cursed in here,
and I hope it's me!
Look.
Art facts.
Whoa. It's the bones of a prehistoric horse.
They were totally covered in feathers,
and they used their poles to sting people
who tried to steal their honey.
Horse honey? Pshh!
You said there'd be hexes and sup——
—[Squeak!] — A demon!
Oh, nah. It's just a little cutie.
Huh?
The dino plush is cursed.
Come to me, angry demons!
Teach me a dark lesson.
I think it's an Ooo—quake!
_ — Run! aughs] Aw!
Woof.
Hey, bozos, it's me.
Cyber—Tiffany!
Tiffany!
I thought you got ate by the worm queen.
Come with me, and I'll explain almost everything.
Welcome, new flesh.
Pretty nice, huh?
I mean, I came straight from a worm queen's intestines,
so I'm biased.
I was like a crazed vermilion crab
limping along the seafloor.
How'd you get that sick bionic arm?
Oh, this old thing? It was a gift from the doctor.
The doctor?
Later, Jake. Later.
— But how did you —— — Cyber shush, Finn!
Wait for the reveal.
Well, I think bionic arms are cool, don't you, Susan?
Susan?
Dang, you speak robot?
Hey, stay with the tour!
Unlocking sequence confirmed.
How'd you do that?
So what? I've been here loads of times.
Whoa! Look at all these dang beakers!
Please keep out of restricted areas.
Susan?
Clearance confirmed.
Hmm? Oh, my.
Just —— Just one second.
How wonderful to meet you all.
I'm Dr. Gross.
Dr. Gross? That's a funny name.
Ha! It is.
What a treat to meet a perceptive young man.
Hey, Dr. G, can you write a prescription for my bro,
'cause his cheeks are pretty red.
Such a splendid display of male camaraderie.
Dr. Gross, what do you get up to in this totally cool place?
I'm so glad you asked.
I Evolution's a natural process I
I But it's not exactly the fastest I
I You can reach your potential I
I With just a little help I
I Get some light surgery I
I Shake off the anesthesia and you'll see I
I That science has made you more special I
I With just a little help I
I Step into my menagerie I
I One look at my lab and you'll see I
I The opposite of extinction I
I Nature leveled up I
Wow, these dudes look mad advanced.
They're mash—ups, bro.
DR.I A shark that breathes air I
I And likes to eat cheese I
I A really fast chick with wasp wings I
Click.
I An electric eel powered by wind I
I When it's dark, that eel's idea! I
I And one of my best hybrids I
I A guy that knows what time it is I
— Bravo! — Bravo!
This zoo's amazing.
You got any normal animals like hummingbirds or bats?
This isn't a zoo, zoo nerd. It's a menagerie.
DR. That's quite all right.
We don't have any non—hybrid animals here, Finn.
And even if we did, they'd probably die...
of envy.
What's this guy's deal?
That's a scorp—munk.
Look at you go, girl.
Hmm, it's almost like he's trying to tell me something.
DR. Sweet granny! Look at the hour.
And so many more wonderful things still to do.
Hope we're going to the snack room.
Geez.
I did my warning dance and everything.
DR. This is the wonderful and amazing examination room.
Did you hear that, Susan?
The imagination room.
DR. Please take a seat.
You've all been such super guests, so...
Iollipops for everyone!
Yay!
But Finn told Susan not to take candy from strangers.
A stranger's just a friend you haven't taken candy from yet.
DR. Well said. So, eat them quick,
and let's get this show started.
You're going to show me if you're right for my "process."
Just got to get more "comfortable" first.
Uh, I liked it better when you were singing songs.
DR. Oh, yeah, that feels better.
Sometimes I just got to get out of this hot STIM suit.
— It's so stuffy. — You're human?
I thought I was the last one.
Well, me and Martin. And Betty.
And sometimes Ice King?
Yeah, and I still have questions about Susan.
Actually, human plus.
Mods.
Humans have relied on mods for thousands of years.
Glasses to let us see better,
artificial hearts to replace bum tickers,
and the next logical step ——
scissor hands and telescopic spider legs.
And the longer you work for me, the more mods you'll earn.
It's like an incentive program.
It's a great program.
Cool, huh?
Sure, mods are cool,
but check out my stretching powers, Dr. G.
100% natchy.
Jake!
I can't move my limbs/torso!
Dr. Gross, help!
Uh—Oh.
Susan's stuck, too.
Oh, you put the paralyzing juice in the candy.
My boss is so smart.
Yes, yes. Now, let's get to work.
Assistants!
Wolf—Iards!
They got the high endurance of a sea lard combined with
the bloodthirsty killer instincts of a sea lard.
Is this still part of the tour?
What are you doing, Dr. Gross?
They used to ask me that all the time back at the island.
"What are you doing, Dr. Gross?
You'll never get away with this."
Lady, you are sick!
None of you normies know what you want.
So it's up to me and my hybrid army
to drag all the other humans into a golden age.
Wait, other humans?
There are more humans?
Let's get you prepped.
My Style!
Let's see what kind of melon you got going here.
Oh, you've already got an implant.
Looks deactivated, though.
X—J—7—7.
Wait! You're one of ——
Susan, what's happening?
I missed that whole exchange!
But I dosed the candy.
Susan tricked all y'all.
Hey, let go of my buddies!
[HonkH
She's getting away!
No biggie, Tiffany.
My pets will bring them back.
DR. Fetch 'em up.
This way.
Right, left.
Dang, Susan, did you memorize the layout?
Susan just know somehow.
Susan will protect you!
Susan!
Good job, Tiff.
Now let's get you scamps back to the operating table.
We'll never work for you, you monster!
I don't get it.
Don't you guys want to hang outwith me?
Oh, it's okay, Tiffany.
We'll just use them for spare parts!
You can't do that, boss.
I've got a blood—brother connection to Jake.
And to a much lesser extent, Finn.
Don't you worry.
Tomorrow, I'll splice you a new dog boy.
— Tiffany! — Tiffany!
Crisis. Another critical life juncture
in the ongoing saga that is Tiffany.
Tiffany, now!
Mm! No!
DR. GROSS; Huh?
Coo/ant leak.
Cascade failure imminent.
You are gonna get such a write—up.
Get out of here! Don't worry about me!
— Okay. — DR. Wait!
Aren't you curious about how I know you?
In three, two, one, dive.
Tiffany will be okay, man.
Tiffany will probably be okay, man.
— — Oh, shmow.
Looks like some of the hybrids busted out.
Hey, scorp—munk!
I hope nothing too big gotloose.
Like that giant electro eel.
Headed straight towards the Candy Kingdom.
I Come along with me I
I And the butterflies and bees I
This party is so crazy!