I'm glad you're moving out of this neighborhood, Annie.
Some dude peed on my car while I was parking it.
Yeah, I won't miss him. Oh, you met Spaghetti.
Speaking of missing people, how did Jeff dodge this bullet?
Of friendship.
Yeah. He was under the weather.
how much fun this is gonna be? Thanks. Can you imagine
Me living with Troy and Abed?
There'll be a honeymoon phase,
but it won't be long till you hate their guts.
little guy's name? What's this
I'll never hate Troy and Abed.
Oh, my God, I forgot. You're 20. Don't worry. It's natural.
When you become roommates with friends,
the things you love
become the things that make you wanna smother them.
But that's unacceptable to me.
Then I'm lying?
[DOOR OPENS, THEN ABED IMITATES TRUMPET]
Forgetting something? Yeah.
Hit it. Yes!
Yeah, like I'm gonna get sick of this.
What, what?
We're here to help you move… on the dance floor.
Tweeting. Nice. Tweet it.
Everything. What are you tweeting?
We're live-tweeting Annie's move.
Annie's Move.
How was I supposed to know How fun.
it was a handicap space?
The man in the wheelchair was yelling it.
and he doesn't have an agenda. Oh, yeah,
Hold it.
Sick. Where's Winger?
Yeah, I'm calling him. Yeah.
So you're sick, huh? Hello?
Uh, that's what they tell me. Cut the wit, Winger.
the Gap or Banana Republic? Where are you,
Wow, Britta, you got me all figured out.
I can tell you're not in bed. That's right, Britta.
to be violently ill I'm pretending
to avoid lifting a few boxes.
Because I'm 13.
And who's your primary care physician, Mr. Winger?
Uh, Dr. Schroeder. S-C-H.
Um, do you wanna see my insurance card?
Please.
Wait, are you in a hospital? No, I'm at The Gap.
You hear that? That's not a heart monitor.
It's a machine telling me I'm low on khakis.
Dr. Tarpenian to radiology, Dr. Tarpenian.
Crap, I'm sorry. I just assumed…
Whatever. I don't blame you.
I've lied before. It's probably karma that I'm sick.
But believe me, if you had what I have,
you'd rather be moving boxes.
Okay, feel better. Sorry.
Yeah, I'll see you guys on Monday.
You are fantastic.
What are you doing after this? So are you.
a couple of boot-cuts. Probably trying
But after that, maybe, like, a blazer?
[THE 88'S "AT LEAST IT WAS HERE" PLAYING]
* Give me some more Time in a dream *
To run out of steam ♪ d Give me the hope
It can be here ♪ d Somebody said
Tied up dead in a year ♪ d We could be roped up
* I can't count the reasons I should stay *
* One by one they all Just fade away *
I don't know. How are we out of tape?
I think I left some in the bathroom.
Nope, nothing in here.
You guys. You used all of it? I had a big breakfast.
Nice. Tweeting it.
There may be a slight danger I end up hating them.
Can't live with them, Man-children.
can't leave them alone with your tape.
Britta, don't make jokes. You're bad at it.
Also, I can't afford to live anywhere else.
And everything is riding on this, and I'm out of tape…
Annie, listen. Breathe.
When I was in Amsterdam,
who ate too many shrooms I met this guy
and fell out of a window at the Anne Frank House.
Oh, no, no, he's fine.
The doctor said that the drugs
made his body just limp enough
to keep him from breaking his neck.
Don't see what your taste in men has to do with my situation.
What I'm saying, Annie,
is if you're gonna live with two guys like that,
you've gotta learn to go limp. Loosey-goosey.
Shake it all up. Limp. Loosey-goosey.
Going with the flow. Okay. New Annie.
loosey-goosey or goosey-loosey? Loosey-goosey. Is it
You know what? Don't tell me. Is it hyphenated?
I don't need to know. Broheim.
Okay, go.
Didn't feel it. What…
a fun use you found for my bubble wrap.
I know. We have to sell this to the military.
Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.
Here's the other tape gun. Think fast.
Whoa! Ohh!
You broke my pluggy thing.
the security deposit is for. No worries. That's what
That Is All.
letting some slumlord Oh, no, you're not
take your hard-earned money.
I'll fix it. I used to do
that kind of thing when I was a slumlord.
Really, Pierce? My landlord's coming by at 5:00.
Think you're gonna have it done? Easy-peasy, George and Weezie.
This is probably the last that'll fit in our car.
But not in an uptight way. I'll help you.
I'm concerned about this living situation.
I've seen enough Friends to know
that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs
and something called "Schwimmer fatigue."
What's the saying? Good, Shirley.
If you can't stop them, judge them?
Somebody's gotta be this group's moral compass.
That somebody has to be you?
Because by "moral compass," you mean Shirley's religion.
Oh. Want a ride?
If this is a forecast, I'll ride with somebody else.
Don't worry, Shirley. Keep me company
I'll give you a ride over there. while I fix this and
Britta!
Well, hey there, stranger.
What a coincidence, huh?
This is just like that Lake House movie.
Even I have limits. I can only assume.
Dean Pelton. Jeff, it's Saturday.
Call me Craig.
I'm just a Craigular Joe. Ooh! Off campus,
What'd you get? Ahh.
Now I feel like I have to head back out there.
Dean… Craig, it's nice to see you, but I actually have to run.
heading to help Annie move. Oh, yeah, you're probably
Right?
Troy and Abed on Twitter. Oh, I follow
and you're sick at the hospital? Looks like Annie's moving
head there myself. Curious. I might
I could tell them you said hi.
I'd rather you didn't. Well, maybe I won't have time.
Especially if we're doing…
lunch?
isn't the same as morality. Yeah, but your religion
And calling me amoral
is religious persecution. because I'm atheistic
You don't have a religion. How can I persecute you?
Oh, look. A hitchhiker. A person in need.
What am I doing? Oh, my God.
I'm pulling over to help him out.
Do not help him out. Why,
because it proves the existence of secular morality?
No, because he looks stinky. Judge not, Shirley. Judge not.
I really appreciate it, thank you.
Where are you headed, fellow human?
That's 40 minutes away. Riverside Falls?
a really good person. Oh, I guess I'm just
I knew you were. I could see the kindness in your faces.
I assume you both accepted Jesus Christ
as your lord and savior?
Oh, that's nice.
Needed a coat of paint anyway.
to your new home. Welcome, Annie,
Okay. To reacquaint you, there's the bathroom, kitchen,
ta-da, our bedroom. and, of course,
If the room's a-rocking, come a-knocking
because there's something probably wrong.
Yeah, we're pretty chill in there.
Now let's go see your room. Mm-hm.
What's that? That is your room.
You said this was a two-bedroom. It is. One, two.
Yours is a blanket fort. An awesome blanket fort.
But still highly flammable, so no candles.
What do you think? Tweet it?
Tweeting it!
you're taken aback. I'm not surprised
dreams come true. This is where
being told blanket forts We spent our lives
special occasions, are only for
or when uncles die. like sleepovers
That's a lie, Annie. You can live in a fort of blankets
all day, every night. It's so awesome.
haven't chosen to live in one. Surprised you
We'll be spending time in yours. It's where we're gonna watch TV.
Right.
And what's that door over there? That's not a bedroom?
Oh, no, no, no. No.
Something like that. Is it a linen closet?
What's a linen closet?
A siesta salad and an iced tea.
Excelente, and for you?
Oh, my gosh.
The gentleman… Ohh.
…will have a top-notch-os and a watermelon margarita.
So any brothers or sisters? Thank you, Jeffrey.
And we'll take the check too. Whoa. What's the rush?
We eat lunch, then I'm leaving. Okay. I just hope
your study group on Monday. that I don't bump into
And I pray they don't ask me
who I saw at the mall on Saturday.
unlike a certain someone, Because,
I just don't think I could lie to those sweet people.
Dean, this is blackmail. Call me Craig.
"a day at the mall with Craig." And call blackmail
Because that's all I require, Jeffrey.
You and I are going to have some fun and create a few memories.
And I suggest you get into it, because that counts.
A song for the senor, senor?
"Adíos Amores."
Oh, what a surprise.
Jeez.
This is actually quite calming for some reason.
And that's when I realized I had to forgive them.
That's a beautiful story.
how he came to find the lord. So inspiring
Isn't it, Britta? Yeah, yeah.
find the lord. He was inside me. Well, I didn't exactly have to
Amen. What's your name, friend? Jesus.
Ohh. Are you Latino? No, my child. I am him.
You're what now? I am the one true son of God.
to save humanity. I was sent here
Well, it is a pleasure Oh, no.
to have you in my car, Jesus.
It's not funny now. Britta, stop.
Hey, Jesus, just curious, what's your position on marijuana?
It was given to us by God. It should be legal.
Mm-mm. Oh, that's nice.
Hear me, hear me.
the real-life fairy tale Presenting
of how Princess Annie
was saved from Bad Neighborhood Forest by Woodsman Troy.
And Bebad, his emotionally unavailable unicorn.
Brought to you by
Jamie Lee Curtis uses to poo. the girl-yogurt
is in the fridge. A package of it
Now, once upon a time
there was a beautiful princess named Annie.
Who was harassed every day Hi.
by Count Spaghetti.
The evil cracksmith who lived outside of her building.
Whoa! I just stand here?
Oh, come on, Jeffrey. Get in here.
This is gonna be fun. Or else.
So we just punch in the numbers? That's right.
Okay, you know this one, Jeff.
We've sang it a thousand times together in my mind.
[SEAL'S "KISS FROM A ROSE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Oh, come on, Jeffrey. Make-or-break time.
back here next Saturday. Unless you wanna be
* There used to be a greying Tower alone on the sea *
* You became the light On the dark side of me *
That you shine can be seen d d Did you know the light
Your rose is in bloom ♪ ♪ And now that
The gloom on the gray ♪ ♪ A light hits
* Jesus loves marijuana *
* Jesus loves marijuana ♪ Amen.
* Jesus loves marijuana *
* And drinking human blood Oh!♪
* Baby, I compare you to a kiss From a rose on the grave *
The stranger it feels, yeah ♪ ♪ Ooh, the more I get of you
* Now that your rose Is in bloom *
* A light hits *
* The gloom on the gray *
That was great. Ha-ha. Ah!
Yeah, might have been a little fun.
Huh? See?
And you e-mailed your therapist
that you wanted to be alone this weekend.
What?
Thank you very much. Thank you.
with your permission, And now,
I'd like to sing a little song about race-mixing.
This one's called "Don't You Do It."
Get out! Get out!
Ah, good evening, senator. Any requests?
What do you wanna do next? I paid for a full hour, so…
from my Greendale account. I e-mail my therapist
The same account where I received
an e-mail from Physique 25
Is that why you're at the mall? telling me about today's sale.
You read student e-mails? Oh, whoa!
Now the Patriot Act says I can do it, Jeffrey, technically.
Need I remind you the nation is at war? Oh!
No, Jeffrey, no. I'll kill you.
Jeffrey, come on.
we were making memories. Just remember,
No, Jeffrey, no.
We weren't making anything.
It's too violent.
Don't let the terrorists win! We weren't making anything.
And then the three of them lived happily ever after.
Yay!
Bebad became the little dipper.
The end.
Kiss me, Woodsman Troy.
Mwah!
gonna be fun all the time. You guys. Living here is
Let's make the entire apartment a fort. I'll get more blankets.
This is a space we reserve for virtual adventures.
but it only works in our minds. Like a playroom,
We call it the Dreamatorium.
No, no. But it's a bedroom.
There's only two bedrooms, including the blanket fort.
This is the Dreamatorium. Dreamatorium.
All day, I've been jumping through hoops to fit in.
Including the literal hoops in front of the toilet.
And you guys are hoarding Yes.
as some kind of playroom? this second bedroom
on a pile of laundry? And making me sleep
We worked hard on that. It's a blanket fort.
half-witted children! It's an asylum for
As the only adult in this apartment,
I am making an ultimatum.
Me or this stupid Dreamatorium.
Dreamatorium is non-negotiable. Read the lease.
Especially the part added in crayon.
Don't wanna take this to court.
Could be a court in the blink of an eye.
This doesn't work for me.
I joined the group, From the minute
I've worried about how uptight I am,
and how I'm no fun.
that I wouldn't fit in here I was worried
or be able to hang with you. But you know what?
whether you can hang with me? Why don't you ever ask
Why am I always the one that has to adapt? I'm sick of this crap.
Enjoy your stupid Dreamatorium.
We will!
our apartment too. Because this is
And just because we're awesome doesn't mean we're not adults.
I don't want candy. Candy cigarette?
I want our Annie.
Yeah, we blew it.
I picked the wrong week to quit.
What the hell is this?
In security deposit terms, it's a gold mine.
Lucky it's only gonna cost money.
Your friend nearly killed himself.
Yeah, that's me. Lucky Annie.
I'm really sorry, Annie.
I had some island girls over
and one of them must have slipped me a mickey.
I'm just glad you're okay.
You can pay me back by helping me
get all my stuff from Troy and Abed's.
You're moving again? How long was I out?
Is Napster still a thing?
You've been out long enough for me to realize
to keep living alone. that I'm gonna need
Let's get you cleaned up. Come on.
Oh, what the hell? I have brain damage.
Nothing I do counts.
Where is all my stuff?
Troy, Abed?
It's all yours.
We're sorry. Sometimes we get stuck in our own little world.
Then in that world, we make even littler worlds.
And sometimes there are tunnels between those worlds.
Or a subway. One time a snake…
We're sorry. Do you like it?
Of course I do. It's perfect.
I can rearrange the pillows.
What did I say? You arranged by size.
But what about the Dreamatorium? It's more important than us.
You're more important than our room.
in the blanket fort. We put the bunk bed
This is all gay code.
There's a couple things You sure I'm worth it?
we were hoping you'd help with. Where does water go in the iron?
What's the iron for? What gets out Kool-Aid stains?
The opposite color Kool-Aid doesn't work.
Troy scraped me when we were fork-jousting last week.
I don't think it's healing.
Ew! Oh! That's infected.
That's the word. Infected.
I thought you were sick. Hi, guys.
I was…n't.
to get out of helping. I kind of made it up
Oh, that's okay.
It is? Yeah, it is.
Oh, hey, Jeff,
did you know that when it snows my eyes become large?
* And the light that you shine Can be seen *
He tweeted it?
* Baby *
He tweeted it!
Your rose is in bloom d d And now that
The gloom on the gray ♪ ♪ A light hits
Oh, look out, asteroids! That was close.
Thanks for getting us
to planet Greendalia safely, Horse-bot 3000.
overrun by evil King Blorgon. Oh, no. Greendalia has been
Look out, Troyborg.
Ahh! I'm dead.
Horse-bot 3000, no. I love you.
My plan is to blow up the world. I am King Blorgon.
are useless against me. Your lasers
Aim for his butt.
It's his only weakness. Bam, bam, bam!
Ahh!
We did it. Peace and tranquility
have been restored to Greendalia.
to Horse-bot 3000. And all thanks
He belongs to the stars now.
probably put a stop to this. Five minutes and we should
Jeff, are you… I liked Horse-bot 3000.