We interrupt this program to bring you...
Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog.
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere
with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home.
Stupid dog.
You made me look bad.
- Ooga Boogga Boogga! - Aahhh!
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TV: Aah!
Ooh.
Aah!
Ha ha. You stupid dog.
What is it, Courage?
Help. Help. Help.
Oh, it's just the raccoons.
They must be hungry.
That was no raccoon.
This is our lovely dessert for tomorrow.
I hope we make it until tomorrow.
Oh!
Ooh! Ooh!
Aah!
Oh, no, you don't.
Raccoon or not, you're not getting this pie.
Aah!
Ahem.
Huh?
But—but—but—
That's all right, Courage.
I'll make another pie in the morning.
But—but—but—
Next time, use a plate.
There was something on the other end of that pie,
or my name's Aloysius,
and it's not.
TV: This is special Nowhere news.
There's a bigfoot in these here parts.
He's been terrorizing Nowhere.
Now we know the cause of all them disasters.
We found proof positive bigfoot is here.
Aah!
L, here, tell,
a reward is being offered by the Nowhere Museum.
A reward?
That's for me.
$25 and a lifetime membership.
Zowie!
A lifetime membership?
Oh, baby.
Ooh! Oh!
If anyone has any information
about any strange doings lately,
contact us.
A reward, a reward.
And a lifetime membership to boot.
Oh!
But, my friends, be careful.
What's all the excitement?
I'm going to get myself a bigfoot.
Ha ha!
Ah, the reward, that's for me. That's for me.
Dad, what's wrong with your foot?
Maybe it was bigfoot that was here last night.
Ooh!
Although I certainly hope not.
Oh, no.
Aah!
Mousetrap, fishing pole,
fly swatter, iron torture collar.
Ha ha!
Now I'm ready to get me a bigfoot.
Footprint.
Get away from me. I'm going to get me a reward.
We don't need any.
Please, mister. My little boy is lost.
You seen my little boy?
Ain't seen no lost boy.
Who was that?
Nobody.
Going to get me a bigfoot.
Come on, Courage. Let's have some pie.
Who can worry on an empty stomach?
Aah!
Ooh.
Aah!
I think I'll have a wee cup of tea.
What do I do? What do I do?
Aah!
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Hey, what's for dinner?
Aah!
Huh?
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Wha—what's going on?
Bigfoot! Bigfoot!
Bigfoot! Bigfoot...
Bigfoot, come on out.
Who threw this rock?
Get out of the way, Muriel. There's a bigfoot in the house.
You'll get a big lump if you throw another rock.
Bigfoot! Bigfoot! Bigfoot...
Oh, uh...
What are you, men or what?
Get that bigfoot.
I want my reward
and my lifetime membership.
What are you all doing to my boy?
Theodore.
Mommy!
Aw.
Ha ha!
The reward is mine.
Ow!
Eustace, take that collar off the child's ankle.
No!
Yes!
Make me.
Aah!
Stay back. Aah!
Aah!
Next time you want to play, stay in our backyard.
Sorry, mommy.
How many times have I told you?
You stay around the house...
there's a little bigfoot in us all,
isn't there?
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"Bald? We want you!"
Ooh.
"Experimental institute."
Eustace...
Eustace, can you please fix this creak in my chair?
Not now.
Going out for a while.
Then you should take Courage for his haircut.
You look good enough to me.
Thank you. Oh, thank you
and thank you and thanks.
Oh, thank you.
" Bagge-II
That's me.
You stay here, you stupid dog.
Something smells fishy,
or my name's Slinkenhoffer, and it's not.
When did you lose your hair?
I was born—
Was your father bald?
A little on the—
Was your mother bald?
My ma?
Sister? Brother? Second cousin, twice removed?
Eh?
What's 414 divided by 6?
What?
Now you will be tested for resistance, resilience
and flexible strength.
What?
Hey!
Yeah!
Eh?
Aah!
Huh?
Approved.
Oh!
Oh, "W-
Aah!
Ah.
Aah!
How did you get off your leash?
Come on, stupid dog.
But—but—
Oh, this is not good.
Ah, you won't recognize me with hair,
you little...
Aah!
Watch where you're going, you fool.
Oh!
Oh, Courage, what a lovely haircut.
Oh, no. Not more.
Eustace, could you fix this dreadful squeak?
Oh!
Eustace!
Yeah. All right.
Ooh!
Ah.
Eustace.
Eustace, could you get this darn can open?
Yeah. All right.
I'll get it.
Oh, Courage, you got the mail.
Here.
Thank you, Eustace.
Oh!
Eustace.
Stay calm. Stay calm.
You still haven't fixed the chair.
Such a dreadful noise it's making.
Stay calm. Stay calm.
Can't you fix the chair, Eustace?
I know you can fix it if you try.
Stay calm. Stay calm.
Eustace...
well, if you can't fix my chair,
could you at least thread my needle?
Yeah. Fine.
Oh!
It's getting a bit windy in here.
Ooh!
Oh!
Aah!
Huh?
Oh.
Ooh.
Aah!
Courage, remind me to tell Eustace,
whenever that man gets back,
to fix this chair.
Stupid dog!
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