We interrupt this program to bring you...
Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog.
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere
with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home.
Stupid dog.
You made me look bad.
- Ooga Boogga Boogga! - Aahhh!
Where's my dinner?
You were going to make hamburgers.
Is there a doctor in the house?
Ah, Courage, you're a dear.
Well, I—
if you ain't feeding me,
I'm going out to get me something to eat.
It would be lovely if you could bring me a scone
from the sweet stuff bakery.
Ok.
Courage, could you go along?
He always forgets to get the right thing.
Oh! I know I'm not going to like this.
But—but—but—
Shut it. Got to get me a hamburger first.
Now, where is that—
There she be.
Uh! Ooh!
"Burgers— really cheap."
That's for me.
Hungry, eh?
Stupid dog.
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I can't wait.
Ho ho ho.
Welcome. Welcome to Jean Bon's—
Home of the best-looking juiciest burgers
in all of Nowhere.
I'm Jean Bon. What's your pleasure?
Excuse me. Where's the...
Behind the door.
My name's French. Well, I'm not,
but it has a nice sound— Jean Bon. Jean Bon. Jean Bon.
Ooh, I want to eat!
What would you like?
Burger— Big and juicy.
One burger— Big and juicy.
What about him?
A small one, smallest you got.
Weird.
Oh!
I'll hold it until he gets back.
Where's my burger?
Coming right up.
Something smells fishy,
or my name is Stinky Lulu,
and thank goodness it's not.
Ta-da!
Ho ho ho.
Aah!
Is there anything wrong?
It's my wife's special— A head of beef.
Eh?
Stupid dog.
Ooga-booga-booga!
Aah!
I know I shouldn't.
Oh! Ow!
Ow! Ooh! Ow!
A mighty fine specimen,
wouldn't you say, my dear?
I love it. I love it.
I love it.
Delicious.
Dear, we have a new customer.
He has... Possibilities.
Mmm, mmm. Yummy.
And he has the cutest little dog with him.
I know how much you've been wanting dog.
Dog. Yum.
I haven't had dog in a long, long time.
Aah!
Y am!
Can't you see I'm eating?
Stupid dog.
On the house.
That's mighty neighborly.
When you're done,
my wife would love to meet you.
Yeah, yeah.
Ho ho ho!
You look like you're finished.
My wife would love to meet you...
Right now.
Aah!
My wife is very fond of little dogs.
No!
Ooh.
Aah!
Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
Oh, the poor little doggie.
Aah!
I love it. I love it. I love it.
Too precious.
No!
Come on. Come here. Come on. We just want to have—
We want to meet. Come on. Come on over here.
Aah!
Come over here. Come on, boy.
Come on. Don't keep running around. Come on, boy.
I want you to meet my wife.
She has plans for you.
Sweetie, did you bring me that dog?
I'm all right, my dumpling.
Here's the little dog you wanted.
What a cute little dog.
I could just eat him up.
Aah!
Get away from me.
Come here, you delicious little dog.
Aah!
Yummy Puppy, come to mama.
Aah!
Come back, you morsel, you. Oh.
Don't worry, Courage. I'm sure Eustace is fine.
He always gets lost when I send him out for scones.
It is a true work of art.
Yes, brilliant.
I would love to feature your work
at my gallery of culinary wonders.
Mmm. Mmm.
Yes sirree, Bob.
That sure is one good-looking statue.
When can we eat it?
My wife loves it
when our customers want to eat her work,
and this is the best part. Let's dig in.
Mmm. Mmm.
I still want to sink my teeth
into that cute little dog.
Aah!
"The fresh air,
"The blue sea,
the sky forever."
Boys, we're going on vacation.
Yes!
Blah, blah, blah.
I'm not getting out of this chair.
Nope. Not getting out of this chair.
MAN ON P.A.: B-22.
B-22. Oh, my, yes.
Now, wasn't this a wonderful idea, Eustace?
Not getting out of this chair.
Ahh.
We've lost our power.
There's something stuck in the engine,
something icky.
Iceberg on starboard bow!
Mayday! Mayday!
Everyone to the lifeboats.
Oh, "W-
Not getting out of this chair.
Aah!
No damage.
As you were.
MAN ON P.A.: 0-16.
Bingo.
Yes!
Tidal wave!
Abandon ship!
No, sir. Not getting out of this chair.
I told you I didn't want to go.
Now look where we are. And where's my chair?
Eustace, would you forget the chair
and have a cup of tea?
The fresh air,
the blue sea, the sky forever.
Blah, blah, blah. Where's my chair?
Ooh. Eh?
Hello. Welcome to Klub Katz.
I'm Katz, your host.
Hello. I'm Muriel,
and this is my husband Eu—
Where's my chair?
What kind of club you running here?
A resort—5 star.
Oh, we're going to have our vacation after all.
Your accommodations await.
Can I help you with your luggage?
We don't have any.
Shipwrecked, you know?
Pity.
You must be wiped out
from your excruciating experience.
Where's my chair?
Please join me for a relaxing visit to our spa.
You will feel transformed.
Yuck!
Oh.
Leave this Island.
Oh!
Never return.
Terrible things happen here.
Aah!
I say, don't you want your root beer?
Oh, Courage, you're just in time to join us at the spa.
No, no, no...
if you'd rather sunbathe,
that's fine, too.
I'm sorry.
No dogs allowed.
Resort rules, I'm afraid.
Oh!
My kind of spa.
Stupid dog.
It's Muriel. She's in trouble. Oh!
The things I do for love.
Ooh!
Courage! Courage!
He") me!
Ooh!
Aah!
KATZ ON P.A.: Welcome to another evening
of fine entertainment at Klub Katz.
Tonight for your enjoyment—
Eustace the wrecking ball.
Huh?
And the opponent—
Muriel the washing machine.
Oh, "W-
oh!
Eustace, you're really going over the line here.
Can't help it.
I'm a wrecking ball. I can wreck.
Isn't that cheeky?
And I suppose
you'll be wanting your laundry done, too.
Aah!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, that had to hurt.
Aha. Eustace... Now you've gone too far.
Sometimes a dog's got to do
what a dog's got to do.
I'm the only dog here.
I say, don't you want your root beer?
Ahh. I needed that.
Thanks.
Anytime. Oh!
and never return.
I know I'm not going to like this.
Oh, I love a good family brawl.
I've got to wreck.
Muriel, I'll save you.
Let me out of here, I say.
Oh, thank goodness. Courage!
Stupid helicopter dog.
Hey, that's my washing machine.
Hey, that's my chair.
Finders keepers.
Oh!
Now look what you made me do.
Wrecked my chair, well, I—
You're mad!
Oh!
Stop this at once.
Oh, no!
Aah!
You need a specialist.
Oh!
I-I-I could help you.
Aah!
No, no, please. I'll buy you a new chair.
Good god, man. Why don't you—aah!
No. Please, no. No, I'm terribly sorry.
I'm glad we finally got to take our holiday.
Too bad Eustace couldn't join us.
Courage, you don't look so good.
Look who's talking.
Uh-oh.
Ooh!
Stupid dog!
Ha ha ha ha!
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