We interrupt this program to bring you Courage the Cowardly Dag Show.
Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Abandoned as a pup...
he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
ANNOUNCER'. But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home.
Stupid dag! You made me lack bad.
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Och! My package has arrived.
Eustace, haw do you like the new kitchen curtains?
Yeah, blah, blah, blah.
And they came with a complimentary package of seeds.
What? Seeds?
Ain't nothing grown here in 50 years.
What kind of dumb seeds are these, anyway?
These ain't growing seeds.
Huh?
Hmm...
Oh, my, Courage. Did you do this?
I've never grown anything. Nat even weeds.
But that stupid dag can grow trees.
Ah! My pie!
Oh, Eustace, I wish I had a new oven.
Is that a new oven?
- Ga have a lack, Eustace. - Why me?
Bring it in. Bring it in.
Thank you, Courage, for the new oven and that lovely tree.
Oh.
What fun, Courage.
Stop that racket. I'm taking my nap.
Oh, Courage, turn it off. Turn it off.
Stupid dag.
Eustace, where are you going?
I'm going to the picture show.
I'm not wanted around here, anyway.
I wish we could see a movie.
Oh!
Wham?
Oh, my. Isn't it grand to have a tree?
Eustace!
Don't you harm this tree!
I'm taking it dawn, Muriel. Get out of the way!
Where are your marbles?
We need this tree, Eustace.
It's providing for us.
But that's my job. Rotten tree.
There'll be no more racking under this tree.
I don't know what Muriel sees in you.
Ta me, you're just a stupid, rotten tree.
And I wish she had a bigger head, then she'd know better.
Muriel, what'd you do to yourself?
Courage, could you get me some water, dear?
Haw about breakfast?
Na, thank you, Eustace.
I couldn't eat a bite.
I meant for me.
Uh-oh.
This is serious. I better call the doctor.
I'm getting hungry.
Ts k, ts k, ts k.
This is the worst case of bully-bully I have ever seen.
- What? - Na!
I'll do everything known to medical science.
Aha, nothing to worry about.
But there's nothing I can do.
This is all your fault, dag. You and that rotten tree.
New I gotta order take-cut for breakfast.
Stupid dag!
Help, help! Help!
Courage. Courage.
Dc not be afraid.
- I have the cure you seek. - Yeah!
It will take three days.
And in three days, I will be cut dawn.
Na!
Anything worth its value is worth fighting far.
Huh?
Chop, chop, chop. Down you go.
Chop, chop, chop.
Na!
Chap! Chap, chap, chap.
Oh, Danny boy The pipes, the pipes are calling
Chop, chop, chop.
Whoa!
Chap! Chap, chap, chap!
Huh?
If you will bend
And tell me that you love me
- Uh-huh? I have the cure.
I've discovered the remedy.
This will cure your broken leg.
What's it ta you that cutting me dawn will bring?
Will it make you feel more important?
Well, uh, yes.
Courage. Courage.
I have the remedy you seek.
Pick all the flowers from my branches...
and mix with pure hornet's honey.
This is the cure.
Yes!
Mm, mm, mm.
Ah, that's much better.
Courage, would you like a cup of tea?
Yes!
Muriel.
Is the tree growing back yet?
Okay, Mike, obliterate that mountain.
Randy, you're next.
And try and destroy something this time.
I don't want to destroy things.
Zoots!
Randy, you are a failure as a robot.
You don't know what I can do.
Prove to us robots you're not a failure.
Ga and conquer another world.
And don't return until you do.
I'll show them.
Oh. "W"
Eustace, I didn't know we were expecting company.
Hey, who the heck do you think you are?
Get that tin off my property!
My name is Rabat Randy.
I am the greatest and mast powerful robot in the universe.
That's it. I'm getting me mallet.
You dare challenge my power?
Bah.
You stupid dag.
I'm gonna strangle you.
Get back to work.
He hit me. It's all his fault.
Get back to work.
Make me.
Cw!
Stupid dag.
Eustace, isn't life hard enough?
Nat for this dag.
I'm going to name you lvana.
That's a good reindeer name.
I wish I didn't have to conquer worlds and destroy things.
I wish I could make reindeer all the time.
But robots don't make reindeer.
If anyone found out, they'd laugh at me.
They'd think I'm a failure.
A failure!
Huh?
Why, Courage, that's lovely. Did you make it?
Courage, where did you get it?
Get back to work.
Oh. "W"
Get back to work!
Stupid dag! Why am I doing all the work?
You foals. Lack what you've dune.
You've made me a failure.
I'll crush you for this.
You dare challenge my greatness?
I accept your challenge.
If I lose, I will free you all.
But if you lose, you will perish.
Goad work, you stupid dag.
- Yes! - I'm such a failure.
Aw, Courage, thank goodness. You saved us.
Thank you, Mr. Rabat, for sparing our lives.
I'm just a failure.
Oh, you must be good at something.
Na, no, no.
Come on. Everyone is good at something.
Well, I can whittle a little.
My reindeer. Where did you find it?
Did you make that? It's lovely.
It's nothing.
It's just a wooden reindeer.
You're right. You are a failure.
What I can't understand...
is why you need to build all these silly monuments...
and blow things up.
You're tan talented for that.
Dc you really think so?
Oh, yes.
Your reindeer would make such lovely gifts.
Grand idea, Courage.
You're right.
I was so worried what others would think of me...
I stopped believing in myself.
I don't wanna destroy things.
I want to whittle reindeer.
What a waste of good wand.
You are slaves no more.
I cannot undo what has been dune.
But I can leave you my entire reindeer collection.
Yeah! - Oh, haw lovely.
Great. New we can rebuild the farmhouse with these stupid reindeer.
Well dune, Randy.
You have proved to us you're not a failure after all.
Yeah. But can you make anything else?
Stupid dag!
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