We interrupt this program to bring you Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.
Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Abandoned as a pup...
he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of Nowhere...
with her husband, Eustace Bagge.
ANNOUNCER'. But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home.
Stupid dog! You made me look bad.
The lottery jackpot is bigger than ever, and we'll find out who wins tomorrow.
That's gonna be me.
Me, me, me.
Bonjour.
I am Le Quack.
I make repairs to the television machines.
I fix your television, oui?
Sorry, but our television isn't broken.
Call me when— I mean, if your television goes...
uh, haw do you say, kablaaey.
We don't want any.
Maybe we should call that TV repairman.
We don't need to pay no repairman.
Eustace, I don't think you should be playing with it.
I ain't playing.
I know exactly what I'm—
What'd you do with that repairman's card'?
I cannot work like this. Shun, shun.
Ga, uh... Haw you say, away.
Cw!
Na peeking.
Cw!
Oh!
What a lovely stick.
Eustace, why don't you go play fetch with Courage?
I ain't playing no fetch with no—
Wait a minute. That stick ain't no stick.
It's half of our antenna.
Stupid dog brake the antenna.
And stay out.
Le job is fini. La television is better than new.
Yeah, and I bet you wanna get paid.
Oh, yes, indeed.
In time.
Hey, Muriel, the TV looks great.
Sc clear, so sharp, so lifelike.
Huh?
Duck is good. Dog is bad.
- Duck good. Dog bad. - Uh... Ehh...
Duck. Dog.
Get rid of dog.
Eustace, don't you think it's time we let Courage back in the house?
I am going to play fetch with le dog.
Well, isn't that a lovely surprise?
Oh, my, Eustace was right.
The picture is so clear, so sharp, so lifelike.
Oh!
Oh...
- Oh, no. Hello, puppy.
- Huh? - Let's play fetch.
Like this.
Good PUPPY-
Le Quack is good.
Le law is bad.
Le Quack magnifique.
Le law, not so much.
Well, howdy, haw do you do?
Must be slick. Must be slippery. Must be smooth.
Le Quack wants lottery money.
Get lottery money for Le Quack.
Huh?
Well, howdy, haw do you do?
Golly, a clown.
Goad one. You gut me.
Och.
Excuse me, clown ma'am, but didn't that sound like someone in a wet suit coming out...
of the ladies' room inside the building? - No.
Oh. Whoa! Ha-ha! Hey!
Hey. Oh, look at that.
Must be slick.
Must be slippery.
Must be smooth.
Hey. Whoa.
Didn't that sound like someone in a wetsuit taking a bag of money?
- Na. - Oh.
Wasn't that the alarm going off while someone in a wet suit walks out with a bag of money?
Nope.
Well, howdy, haw do you do?
Nothing unusual here.
Except for that trail of money.
Fallow that cash.
Yes, the celebration.
She is to begin in five, four, three, two...
Bonjour, les big bucks.
Hmm.
You pesky little dog. I thought I got rid of you. What have you done with Ia money?
Ouch! Ooh-la-la.
I have you new, you dirty little dog.
Haw annoying.
Uh-oh.
Oh, Le Quack.
Sc we gut you at last.
Goad work, dog.
And the winner of the Nowhere Lottery...
is number 12345.
Heh?
I'm rich. Ha-ha. I'm rich.
I'm rich. I'm rich.
Unfortunately, due to a burglary earlier today...
the lottery is down to 17 cents.
Rotten TV.
They have not heard the last of Le Quack.
You call getting chased by a lunatic snowman scary? You twit.
Getting shaved head to toe by a mad barber frightened you?
You insect.
Getting chased by a she-demon underwater got you rattled?
Snowflake.
What are these, your memoirs?
You flesh creatures are such pathetic mice.
If I could get around, I'd show all of you what can be done without fear.
Oh, yeah? Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
Now, hold it Don't hit that butto-
New, new, Courage.
It's only a little storm. Nothing ta be scared of.
Let's go back to sleep.
Eustace, could you go see who's at the dour?
Oh...
We don't want any.
Wha—? Who the heck are you? Aah!
Now I will show the world the difference between courage and fear.
Yes, yes. I'm free.
Stupid body. I need a better one, with more meat.
What is it, Courage?
Is Eustace okay?
Yes, yes.
New, this is a body.
Okay, 'fraidy dog, new I'll show you haw it's all dune.
It's a daring feat never before attempted.
Hey, stupid dog...
"some stupid lady is gonna get shat through the stupid moan to Mars.
Oh, no.
ANNOUNCER'. She's fearless. She's amazing.
She's Mega Muriel the Magnificent.
Na!
Hey. Hey, wait.
Before you go, get me the remote control.
Stupid dog.
Had to came and see what true courage looks like, eh, twerp?
Only Mega Muriel the Magnificent would attempt such a feat...
while wearing a fur hat.
Heh-heh. That's some woman.
Hey, that Mega lady's doing something real freaky now.
Huh?
You'd think that getting shot through the moon to Mars wearing a fur hat would be enough...
but not for fearless Mega Muriel the Magnificent.
New she's waiting an the San Andreas Fault for an earthquake.
Ready to dive in when the ground starts racking and rolling.
There it is, the quake we've all been hoping far.
And in goes Mega Muriel the Magnificent.
Oh...
You... Look how scared you are.
Ooh!
New that mega dame's going skiing...
off the top of the Empire State Building and into a sewer.
Ooh...
I just don't understand you.
You're scared of your shadow...
yet you feel the need to risk your life to try to stop me.
- People are such puzzles. - Oh!
Dog, dog, over here.
Listen, dog, I know we've had our difficult moments...
but, well, it's not like I'm scared or anything.
It's just that if there's an electrical surge, I could crash, you know.
Get wiped. Zippo.
And with this being a power plant and all...
just be a good pup and help me get out of here.
Hurry. Nat that I'm frightened, you understand?
It's amazing. The dog came flying out of the power plant.
What a show! Haw did it feel?
Mega Muriel, haw did you ever came up with this outstanding stunt?
Nat only does Mega Muriel have buns of steel...
but she also has a heart of gold. Oh!
Gah! Stupid Mega woman, picking up a stupid dog.
Don't worry, dog.
I'm done being human.
It's baring.
Who's that, huh? I'm hungry.
You flesh creatures are dull.
Dull, dull, dull.
You can have your Muriel back.
Courage, your memoirs are extraordinary.
Sc entertaining.
But haw does it end?
Hmm.
Courage, that's lovely.
- You're such a good writer. - Mm-hm.
Blah, blah, blah. Haw stupid.
Stupid dog!