We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog show!
Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog.
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband Eustace Bagge.
But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
It's up to Courage to save his new home.
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
Isn't love lovely?
Is it over yet?
Finally.
Got your attention.
Here it is.
A wonderful product.
Oh, yes.
Order before midnight tonight.
Boom.
Are you listening?
Listen to me.
Huh?
Got any flan?
I smell flan.
I know it.
There's some more flan around here somewhere.
Where's your flan?
Huh?
Stupid dog.
You got flan?
Don't be holding out on me.
No, my mouth hurts.
The dog's dry.
Time for a flan run.
I'll get the truck.
Flan.
Step on it.
Gotta get flan.
Plenty of flan.
Flan.
Yeah, flan.
Flan.
You got the line on some flan, dog?
Any flan at all?
Mmm-mmm.
Flan.
Found some under my nails.
Huh?
Oh.
They're my nails.
Flan.
- Flan. - Flan.
Huh?
"One Flan Drive." Hmm.
Service, pick up line two.
Buy Flan-tasy Flan.
Buy Flan-tasy Flan
before midnight tonight.
Buy Flan-tasy Flan.
I'm telling the world.
Flan-tasy Flan.
And every time you see my face,
boom.
You want more flan.
Want more flan.
Flan.
Give me flan.
The Flan-tasy hypno-mercial is a success.
We've got all of Nowhere totally flan-tifized.
And the new hypno-mercial works even better.
Tonight we go live on all the networks everywhere.
And turn everyone into flanatics.
Then I will be the king of flan.
Flan.
How did you get in here?
No matter.
How humiliating.
No use fighting it, dog.
We are about to live in a flan-tasy world.
You want to destroy flan?
Flan will destroy you.
Oh, no.
Buy Flan-tasy Flan.
Bleh.
Ah.
Oh.
No. No.
Oh.
Ow.
Buy Flan-tasy Flan.
- No. No. No. - Buy Flan-tasy Flan.
- Flan?
- Buy Flan-tasy Flan. - Flan.
Flan.
Where's flan?
Flan.
Maybe there'll be a commercial.
- Ooh. - Hey.
- Oh. - Gah.
Oh, my.
Ohh.
What happened to you, woman?
You look like a house.
Look who's calling the kettle black.
That's showbiz.
Flan.
- Oh, Courage, look! - Yay!
This is going to be a gorgeous holiday.
Yeah. Cause it's free!
So, this is Hip-Hip Island.
I hate islands!
Oh.
Huh?
Welcome to Hip-Hip Island.
I am Chief Wicky-Wicky.
Oh, my! The chief himself!
Does the buffet got chopped meat?
This is my daughter, Wicky-Wicky-Wu.
So pleased to meet you, Your Majesty.
Ah!
Eustace, you're a natural native.
Thank you for inviting us to your island.
Why did you pick us?
Look in phone book.
You live in the middle of Nowhere.
Figure no one miss when you gone...
I mean on vacation.
But how do you make money if you give away free vacations?
Shut up! Where's the grub?
You have hot time.
That payment enough for us.
Dress lady for hot time.
Oh, my!
Huh?
Yes.
Lady look ready to dive right into bubbling good time.
Oh, my, yes!
Eh?
Huh?
And then Mongoose say to Python...
I don't get it.
And then I lifted my truck with one hand and saved the cute little bunny.
Ow! What're you trying to do? Bust me arm?
It is time for ceremony.
Oh, I love ceremonies.
Where's the grub?
What's going on? Where'd everything go?
Ah, Wicky-Wicky-Wu, she have wedding coconut ready.
Will there be shuffleboard afterwards?
Afterwards, you will enjoy long rest.
Very long rest.
Oh!
Let human offering begin.
Oh!
Oh, goody-goody!
Yes, Courage.
There's nothing like a good sauna for the complexion.
Feels so warm against my skin.
No!
You anger volcano god.
If volcano god not get human offering,
volcano god blow whole volcano, destroy everything on island.
No worry, dog.
Lady going into volcano.
So, volcano god turn off mountain of smoke before it blow.
Oh, great groovy god of volcano, with flame so hot and smoke so wispy,
we shove this lady down your drain-o, so don't cook us up extra crispy.
Oh! Courage!
Help!
Dog funny.
Before we send lady to volcano god,
we bring up ceremonial wild boar to eat ceremonial pies.
You barking up wrong tree.
You want to talk to volcano god.
And he way down inside volcano.
You better go now before boar finish pies.
Hurry, Courage!
Find that volcano god!
Ow!
Yikes!
Close the door. You're letting out all the A.C.
You interested in a ski condo?
We start to build next week.
Tropical ski resort.
Huh?
Who needs to freeze just cause they want to ski?
Soon as we scare the last of them pesky natives off the island.
More smoke, more rumble.
That ought to get them swimming off the island.
Then I cover the place with snow using this bad boy.
Mileage stinks.
But that baby can blow snow like nobody's business.
What do they think?
There's a volcano god looking for a human offering or something?
Mmm-hmm.
Geez! Guess I'm just gonna have to cook them.
Eh, I'll name the lodge after them.
Better get out of here before it's soup time.
Oh!
Ooh!
The big pig finished the pies.
You anger volcano god.
It your fault, dog.
Volcano god angry.
If we live, I tattoo your face!
Whoa!
You did it, Courage.
You scared the lava right back into the volcano.
Please take this big fat wild boar as apology.
Well, he does like pie.
And I make a wicked pie.
But I have my Courage.
Mmm-hmm.
Come on, Eustace. Time to go.
Say good-bye to your friend.
Friend? What friend?
I ain't got no friend.
I guess you prove there no volcano god after all.
We not stupid.
Not so fast.
I'll tell you, that ride turned me around.
Hey, Chief, can I build you a nice split-level hut?
Anything you want.
Stupid Dog!
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll March 2017
Ripped & Corrected By mstoll Released on www.Addic7ed.com