ST AUG} - We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog show!
- Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! - (COURAGE SCREAMS)
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband Eustace Bagge.
EU ST ACE GRUNT S} - But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
- It's up to Courage to save his new home. - (SCREAMING)
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
What you playing like a girlie for when I told you to sweep the porch?
Oh!
Stupid dog!
What's... Huh?
Eustace?
You sweep the porch like I asked you?
Yeah, yeah. Hey, when'd we get a lake?
A lake?
Gorgeous!
But where do you suppose it came from?
Who cares? It's mine now!
Lake Eustace, here I come!
- (LAUG HS) Hey!
No dogs in my lake!
Go sweep the porch, dog, like I told you!
Eustace, that's your job.
I got lakefront property now.
I'm a CEO.
Such nonsense.
Courage, you just come with me into the water and enjoy yourself.
It's our lake, too.
Courage, come on in! We need your help!
(CHUCKLES) This is even better.
I don't gotta leave my chair.
Courage, in here! - (WORRIED GASP)
I think there's a wee leak in the lake!
Maybe the leak in the lake isn't so wee.
(SPITS) Oh, my!
Oh! Oh!
Gonna open one of them water parks.
Charge a fortune!
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
This here's the OI' Nowhere River.
Yup, that's what it is, all right.
Busted its banks for some reason.
Must be something huge blocking it up.
- Somewhere up over there. - Huh?
Good thing I saved this.
As long as I got this straw, I'm a motorboat.
wens)
Hey, Muriel.
What about that butter sauce?
(SPITS) Would you settle for a nice water sauce?
Muriel!
wens)
- (SLAPPING CONTINUES) - Huh?
Get away from me!
- Yay! {LEVER ORAN KS)
- (SLAPPING CONTINUES) Yay!
No more music.
I ain't good at playing skins.
My dad told me so.
Get a look at this.
50's, I'm in construction.
That's life. Tough!
That is mad playing, man!
Crazy mad!
I ain't never gonna do no more concreting!
Where's my remote?
Where's my TV?
My favorite show is on!
Your favorite show is drowning, Eustace!
Along with us!
Whoa!
I think we're sinking in a good way.
Hey! What happened to my lake?
Courage must have found the problem.
He's a dear dog, he is.
Blah, blah, mm
Ooh!
This is better than shopping.
Yeah! 'Cause it's free shopping!
(LAUGHS) Yes!
Look at this wee jewel box.
Who would throw out such a gorgeous thing?
Oh, my!
Oh!
Can't wait to go home and blow me a hole-in-one.
Huh?
- (METAL CLANGS) - (GRUNTS) Ow!
Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
Oh, here's a little something, dear.
Who needs this piece of junk?
Ouch!
Oh, Courage.
It's just a wee nutcracker.
Look how it works.
Oh!
Now, here's something I can really use.
Ow!
(GROANING) Oh!
Oh.
(MUMBLING) Open, open, open!
Oh, how lovely!
How does it look?
(VOICE TREMBLING) Ooh!
Great reception.
Oh!
- (CLANGING) - Look at that.
- (GASPS) Help!
'(SNARLs) - om
No!
Oh, my!
Watch where you're going, you fool!
- Oh! - (RATS SNARLING)
wens)
(SCREAMS) No!
Rats!
Huh?
Oh, Courage. I knew you'd save me.
Stupid dog!
Yay!
Hurray!
Give me that thing!
- Garbage! - That nutcracker's an antique, Eustace.
You can't really use it for anything.
Blah, blah, blah.
Stupid Dog!
English - SDH