ST AUG} - We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog show!
- Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! - (COURAGE SCREAMS)
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband Eustace Bagge.
EU ST ACE GRUNT S} - But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
- It's up to Courage to save his new home. - (SCREAMING)
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
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Watch as the disease takes hold.
Ow.
Poor fella. Nothing he can do to stop it.
Enough! I can't watch!
This disease has claimed too many of us back home.
Our race is beating itself out of existence.
You'd think we could find a cure with all our knowledge and all our arms.
We will find the cure, Captain Lazzo.
We've located a race of beings
who only use their arms to beat each other up,
never themselves.
Will we be able to hybridize with them
and conquer this deadly scourge?
We'll see.
We're bringing the subjects aboard momentarily.
Eustace, I think I'm having one of those flying dreams again.
Well, dream of sleeping, and shut up!
I have a feeling today's going to be a great day.
Just gorgeous!
(YAWNS) Dog, get me my newspaper.
Huh?
Courage, you should really put on your clothes.
Of course, I'll make you blueberry pancakes.
Muriel, you ain't going nowhere till I get my breakfast.
Kill the sanitizing lights.
Oh, my!
Where's my breakfast?
We apologize for this slight inconvenience.
Coffee! I want coffee!
With your indulgence,
we would like your help in preventing our race
from becoming extinct.
Who cares?
Oh, you poor things.
Boys, we're being asked to help
these nice odd-looking strangers from becoming extinct.
I think it's only neighborly to give them a hand.
No!
Begin DNA transfusion.
Right.
Huh?
What...
Oh, my-
Courage, help us.
We only need help from those who walk upright like us.
You, four-legged one, you can relax.
(GASPS) No!
I'm sure my science officer
can calm your fears by explaining to you exactly what is happening.
- Jay? - Right.
You are being infused with our DNA so that you can become hybrid beings
and develop antibodies to the disease that is destroying us.
We will then extract the antibodies from you,
and create a serum that will cure us.
And after you all are cured, we'll be fine as new?
- Ask him. - Can't bother with that now.
I only wanted to be a good neighbor.
Next time, let the neighbors get extinct and get me my breakfast!
The DNA should be taking effect.
(STRAINING) Coffee.
No!
We have to wait for them to accept our DNA and stabilize.
Hmm.
What happens next?
Right.
Now we administer the disease and then hope for antibodies to form.
How will we know if they form antibodies?
If they form antibodies, the disease would not affect them.
If they don't start beating themselves up, we're saved.
Now, we'll see how they're reacting.
I knew I should have been a telemarketer.
Ow'.!
And I had such high hopes for the day!
Look out!
Disease juice!
Hmm?
Courage, it's no use.
Save yourself.
No.
Courage, you drank the disease!
Huh?
Jay, look.
The four-legged one is immune.
Can we get the serum from him?
First we have to hybridize him.
Courage, help us!
The big, sliding thing.
Ugh!
Oh!
Huh?
There, you're ready to produce serum.
Oh!
wens)
There.
That should be enough serum to cure everyone, Captain Lazzo.
Ah. And it's tasty, too.
Oh!
Right!
Ah. Much better.
(SIGHS) So good to be home.
I hope Eustace finds his way back.
That ain't ham and eggs!
I want ham!
(SNIFFLES) And I want eggs!
(SOBBING) Mommy!
Right!
Almost done.
I thought the periwinkle yarn would be striking.
But, oh, that mellow yellow just makes the blanket.
Yellow schmellow!
Hurry it up! I'm freezing!
And done!
Come to papa!
Here you go.
- Huh? '(SIGHS)
- (LAUGHING) - Gorgeous!
Muriel, what are you doing?
Giving my new blanket to that filthy dog?
Oh, Eustace, you have that perfectly comfy chair to sit in.
And what does Courage have? Only a wee blankie.
Courage, Courage, Courage.
That stupid dog gets all the good stuff around here.
I hate that dumb dog.
Oh, don't you fret, Courage.
He doesn't hate you.
- Time for that dog to git for good! - (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
Operator, I'm gonna need a few numbers.
Well, I'm a man of few words.
So, let's just get down to the nitty gritty.
What are we here for?
Revenge!
And who are we gonna destroy?
That stupid dog!
It was a good idea to go shopping while Eustace cooled off.
Now we're all stocked up on your favorite vinegar-dipped liver supreme dog food.
Ugh!
Eustace, what are you doing down there?
What?
Eustace, what's all the ruckus?
What ruckus?
Destroy the stupid dog!
- Eh... Lie, man, lie.
That's my friends. It's a men's club.
And no dogs allowed.
Friends?
But you can bring us some sandwiches!
So, how do we sabotage the dog?
Yeah, what's the plan?
The plan is we kidnap Muriel.
That stupid dog will come to her rescue.
And we'll have him right where we want him!
Yes, set a trap.
Something cunning, elaborate, over the top.
But he's right upstairs. Why don't we just—
Ow! What'd I say? What'd I say?
(LAUGHING) Goodbye, stupid dog.
Keep stirring the pudding, Courage, or it'll burn.
- Don't stop stirring no matter what. - (SIZZLING)
wens)
Well, everyone help yourself to a finger sandwich.
I thought this was a men's club.
Eustace!
This is one of those naughty men's clubs, isn't it?
What have you done with Eustace?
Forget Eustace, see? We want the dog.
Now, get to screaming!
You're gonna get us that dog, see?
No. I won't do it.
KATZ". Allow me.
Oh, no. Don't mix the colors.
Not that!
No! No!
Yeah, remember us?
Oh, no!
You licked us good, see?
Cooked us good, too. Remember that?
Oh. What are you gonna do to my Courage?
Now we're gonna put the squeeze on you, see?
Ready for a little sport before slow dying, dear boy?
Uh-uh.
Let's play dodgeball.
These are the rules.
Le ball, she is round.
The loser, he is fini.
Who invited this unrefined beast?
My spicy Cajun pierogies are known to pack a wallop.
Pooey!
Ouch!
- Time out. Time out! - (WHISTLE BLOWING)
Good boy, Courage.
Go get 'em!
Le halftime.
Stupid dog! This is it!
Come on, Courage! You can't give up!
There must be something you can do better than them.
Come on, Courage! What can you do?
Mmm!
Stupid dog! What are you doing?
Ooh!
wens)
Ooh.
Oh, my!
Courage, what big lungs you have.
The winner!
Men's club, huh?
Oh.
Hello, Muriel.
Ow'.!
What'd I do?
Well, I hope you're happy now, Eustace.
Stupid dog!
Courage...
How's that for menace?
EUSTACE'. Stupid dog!
English - SDH
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