ST AUG} - We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog show!
- Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! - (COURAGE SCREAMS)
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband Eustace Bagge.
EU ST ACE GRUNT S} - But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
- It's up to Courage to save his new home. - (SCREAMING)
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
Shut up!
Eustace, leave Courage alone.
MY' my'. "Us a gorgeous day.
A lovely...
Giant squid?
Courage, do know what I think?
I think this is a giant squid nest.
And this is a giant squid mum, sitting on her giant squid eggs.
Just like on telly. How exciting!
You make our guest feel right at home.
Hmm?
Who's that? Who's sitting on my property?
What are you, a fairy?
Tell your friend we don't got no room for big ugly slugs.
Eustace, that's no way to talk to our new guest.
- Especially in her condition. - Big deal.
Where are you from, my dear?
Atlanta?
Oh, you're not from Earth at all.
Eustace, I think our guest is a space squid
who's about to give birth to space squid babies.
What a priceless experience!
"Priceless"? Eh, I've got to make a call.
Is this your star?
Oh!
Oh, my!
You make stars.
You make the stars in the heavens above?
Are there others like you?
Oh, no.
Well, don't you worry, my dear. We'll take good care of you.
Huh? - (HORN BLARING)
Who called the Secret Department of Space Squids?
Where's my million bucks?
I'm rich! Rich, rich, rich! (LAUGHING)
Sorry, ma'am. This squid is out of your hands.
She's government property now.
This squid is the last of her kind and she's a mother-to-be.
If you're taking this squid, you'll have to go through me.
Oh!
Arrest that woman for insubordination!
Okay then!
Ooh, Oh.
Freedom to the squid! Freedom to the squid!
- Freedom to the squid! - Time is critical.
Let's set up the lab here.
Whoa!
No!
Good, good. My work here is done.
If anybody needs me, I'll be at the Officer's Club
getting my ears irrigated.
Courage, I'm worried about Mama Squid.
Look at her. She's so sad. I think she's withering away.
It's all up to you.
You've got to get those eggs back under that squid
or else there'll never be any new stars in the sky.
Go help her!
Hey! - (GAsPs)
You don't have clearance!
Ooh.
Oochie, oochie, oochie, koo.
- That look odd to you? - Nope.
Hey! - (SHRIEKING)
Hmm.
Come on, hatch! Hatch!
Yay!
Ah, Courage, you're part of the miracle of birth, you are.
Courage, look!
How lovely!
She's becoming a garden.
From making stars above to making flowers on the Earth.
Now, that's the mystery of life, it is.
I've been promoted
to the Secret Department of Military Cover-ups.
Promise you won't breathe a word of this to anyone?
Don't worry. Your lying will be our little secret.
Mmm-hmm.
Okay then.
Ooh!
Good thing the money we gave that old farmer
was made out of secret experimental rocket fuel.
Three, two, one.
Oh, my!
You stupid dog!
Children,
I know you have all been anxious for a mission of your own.
Now I must call on you for the most important mission of all.
It is up to you to restore honor to our family,
and avenge your father.
Look how your proud and valiant father was fumigated...
by this dog.
Now, go to Earth and destroy dog Courage...
or don't come home!
Oh, I can't believe we're finally redecorating this old chicken coop.
Pink is the perfect color for a chicken coop.
Huh! Pink?
We're not raising any girly chickens here, Muriel.
Pink is very stylish, Eustace.
Big deal.
Well, let's let Courage decide.
What?
- Oh, my tea! - (KETTLE WHISTLING)
Paint it blue, you stupid girly dog!
Huh?
(SIGHS) What'd you do that for?
All right, Courage. We'll help you finish painting.
Come on, Eustace.
No!
Oh, my!
I said, blue!
Eustace, it's your fault the chicken coop broke.
Now, fetch your tools.
Oh, fetch the tools and do everything else around here.
Don't they know what to do?
Come, Courage. Let's gather up the chickens.
You know, Courage, you look rather cute blue.
Stupid dog!
Eustace, would you leave poor Courage alone,
and help me with this henhouse.
Now we can rebuild it any way we want.
It'll be the chicken coop of our dreams.
No!
- (TRAIN HORN TOOTING) - Oh, the tea is ready.
Ow.
What a waste of good wood!
- (TRAIN HORN BLARING) - Huh?
Eustace, I wish you would control your temper.
"A train in the middle of Nowhere."
Really?
I can. Stupid dog.
Lousy toilet!
Well, it's not a royal henhouse, but it is quite lovely.
Come, Courage. Let's go in and have a look-see.
- Eustace, you did a fine job. - (TEETH CHATTERING)
Huh?
Oh, my!
Now, go to Earth and destroy dog Courage,
or don't come home.
Gorgeous.
You see what glorious work we can do when we work together.
After all, three heads are better than one.
English - SDH