ST AUG} - We interrupt this program to bring you
Courage the Cowardly Dog show!
- Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog! - (COURAGE SCREAMS)
Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,
who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband Eustace Bagge.
EU ST ACE GRUNT S} - But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.
- It's up to Courage to save his new home. - (SCREAMING)
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
Ooh!
Yes, Courage.
The chicken dumplings are just about done.
I know they're your favorite.
Yes!
Eustace, dinner's about ready.
Here you go.
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
Mmm-mmm!
Huh?
Oh!
Baby, you're supposed to catch the ball.
Yay! All right!
Henry.
(GRUNTS) Ow!
He's stuck.
Henry, we have to get him to the vet.
Ah! Okay.
May I talk with the two of you for a moment?
In private.
Mmm!
Huh?
- (DAD SCREAMING) Help! Help!
Help!
Let us go!
Don't take me from my baby!
What are you doing to us?
(SCREAMING) Help! Help! Help!
Help!
Muriel!
Where's my dinner?
Here you are, Eustace.
Some nice hot chicken dumplings.
What's with the stupid dog?
And what's he doing sitting at the table?
Courage, you haven't finished your dumplings.
Is something wrong with them?
Dumpling-hogging dog.
Human food's too good for you.
Muriel, from now on, it's dog food for the dog!
Oh, my!
Courage, you're still here?
You haven't moved since last night.
Why is that dog still sitting at the table?
Eustace, I'm worried about Courage.
I think he's not well.
I've got just the cure.
Ooga-booga-booga!
I think it's time we took Courage to the vet.
Let us go!
Don't take me from my baby.
What are you doing to us?
Help!
(SCREAMING) Dad!
Help!
Let us go!
Help! Help!
Help!
Mmm-hmm.
Hmm.
I know just what to do with the dog.
But I'd like to have a moment with him...
Alone.
Of course, Doctor.
No!
No need to be afraid, Courage.
We'll be right outside.
Hey!
Courage, where are you going?
Stupid dog!
Courage!
What are you doing to us?
Help! Help! Help!
Help!
(SCREAMING) Help! Help!
Hey!
Ready for the trip?
- it's your turn now. - (BUTTONS BEEPING)
What are you doing with my Courage?
You've seen too much!
You'll be the first humans to see my secret experiment at work!
Breeding dogs in space is the future.
No!
You can't do this! Hey!
Help!
Huh?
Ooh!
- You can't do this! - Hey!
- Oh! - (SCREAMS)
It's time for your trip, little dog.
"(LAUG HS) - (G ROANS)
Oh!
(SNICKERING) Oh!
Five, four, three, two, one, launch.
Oh, Courage. I knew you could do it.
Blah, blah, blah.
He still ain't sitting at the table.
Oh, my. You poor thing.
Out here all alone?
What courage you have!
Would you like to come home with me?
I'll call you Courage.
We'll have a grand time.
Isn't it grand being together?
Our cozy wee family.
I wonder what became of the cruel veterinarian.
Well... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Huh?
Huh? Stupid dog!
You did it wrong!
Just like you painted the chicken coop wrong.
And you did a lousy job repairing the windmill.
You can't do nothing right, you amateur!
You ought to go to right-thing-doing school.
Someone who'll make you perfect!
Eustace!
Package for you.
I think it's that bugle.
My bugle! Yeah.
- (PLAYS TUNELESSLY) - Ooh!
Wha...
Ah!
Gonna fix this thing right up.
Meantime, you oil the boiler.
And do it right!
Courage, why don't you come help me make baklava?
I've never made it before.
Remember, Courage.
It's supposed to be thin, crisp, and lighter than air.
Mmm-hmm.
Lighter than air.
Huh?
Oh, well. Don't worry, Courage.
This time you crush the nuts and I'll bread the fish.
Aw, Courage.
That table wasn't very sturdy, was it?
Go get Eustace and I'll tidy up.
You are a disgrace!
What's wrong, Courage?
I don't see anything.
All right.
I'll go fetch Eustace and you tidy up.
That is no way to stand.
Ow'.!
I want to see perfect posture.
Shoulders back, chin out, ears up, and walk.
Eyes ahead. Even steps.
No, no, no.
Can you walk correctly?
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
If those books stay in place, you're walking perfectly.
Go!
You're not the least bit perfect!
Can you speak correctly?
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Now, repeat after me, and do it perfectly.
"The turkey in Albuquerque is positively perky."
No, no.
I said perfectly!
Now, try again.
(ENUNCIATING) "The turkey!"
I want a perfect "ur."
(ENUNCIATES) Ur!
(STRAINS) Ur!
(ENUNCIATES) Ur!
(STRAINS) Ur!
Your speech is abominable!
Your walking is a disgrace!
Let's see if you can make something perfectly.
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Observe each detail of the drawing and your tower will be...
Perfect!
Look at the work of another of my pupils.
A perfect pupil.
Wens)
I'm perfect!
As you can see,
yours is decidedly
not perfect!
It's late.
We have a lot to cover tomorrow.
So your last assignment of the day is
go to bed and sleep perfectly.
Can you do that?
(ECHOING) You're not perfect...
wens)
- (COURAGE SCREAMING) Oh!
- Stupid dog! - (GRUNTS)
Oh!
You're late!
Be perfectly quiet!
Sit up straight!
There is going to be a surprise final exam today.
If you don't get a perfect score on this exam,
there will be consequences.
Everywhere you go for the rest of your life,
everyone will know that you're
imperfect!
You have to go to the bathroom?
Mmm-hmm.
Make it quick.
While you're there, practice brushing your teeth.
Do it perfectly.
There's no such thing as perfect.
Huh?
You're beautiful as you are, Courage.
With all your imperfections, you can do anything.
Would you like to try some baklava, Courage?
It's more like gum, really.
But you can blow the sweetest bubbles.
Oh!
(LAUGHS) I'm gonna start me own band of cracked horns.
Yay!
And now for your final examination, draw a perfect number six.
Time's up!
I don't see a six here!
That's not perfect!
(VOICE DISTORTING) You rotten, imperfect dog.
Now you'll never reach the perfect
level of perfection...
Mmm.
Perfect!
EUSTACE'. Stupid dog!
English - SDH