♪ CYBERCHASE!
♪ WE'RE MOVIN' WE'RE BEATIN' HACKER AT HIS GAME
♪ DON'T TELL ME THAT HE'S TRYING TO HACK THE MOTHERBOARD
♪ WE'LL GET HIM EVERY TIME
♪ COSMIC WORLDS, FREAKY PLACES THAT WE'VE SEEN
♪ WE GOT THE POWER OF ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
♪ RUNNIN' IN A CYBERCHASE WE'LL MEET HIM FACE TO FACE
♪ WE'LL STICK TOGETHER, ALL THE TIME!
♪ ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE
♪ THE CHASE IS ON! JUST WAIT AND C-Y-B-E-R- CHASE!
CITIZENS OF CYBERSPACE,
YOU ARE LISTENING TO ALL- HACKER, ALL THE TIME!
SURRENDER NOW, OR GET MORE HACKER MORE OF THE TIME!
AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE THE SUPERIOR BRAINPOWER TO DESTROY
OR RENDER USELESS ANY CYBERSITE I CHOOSE!
THAT SITE COULD BE YOURS... OR YOURS...
OR EVEN YOURS!
FOR EVERYONE WITHIN THE SOUND OF MY MELODIOUS VOICE...
AND THAT SHOULD BE JUST ABOUT EVERYONE, I WARN YOU:
SURRENDER TO MY DEMANDS... OR ELSE!
CONSIDER HIM MUTED!
UNFORTUNATELY I CAN'T STOP OTHERS FROM HEARING HIS VOICE
HE'S WEARING THEM DOWN.
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON, MOTHER B?
TOO LONG!
FIVE CYBERSITES HAVE ALREADY AGREED TO HIS TERMS.
NO WONDER.
I'VE GOT A HEADACHE THE SIZE OF YANKEE STADIUM!
WE'LL SHUT HIM DOWN, MOTHERBOARD
JUST TELL US WHERE THE VOICE IS COMING FROM.
DON'T KNOW. DIGIT IS...
I FOUND WHERE THE HACK IS YAKKIN' FROM!
CHECK THIS OUT!
THE NOISE IS COMING FROM THAT?
A STATUE OF HACKER IN A RIDICULOUS POSE?
NOT JUST ANY STATUE, MY EARTHLY BUDS.
A GIANT ONE IN THE NORTHERN FRONTIER!
HIS VOICE COMES THROUGH A RECORDING DEVICE
STUCK IN THE, UM, UH... WHAT'S THAT DANGLY THING CALLED?
THE UVULA.
RIGHT, THE UH, UH... WHAT YOU SAID.
AND IT COMES OUT A BUNCH OF LOUDSPEAKERS.
WE NEED TO SHUT OFF HIS VOICE.
BEFORE ANYMORE CYBERSITES GIVE IN TO HIS DEMANDS.
WHAT WE NEED IS A PLAN.
DID YOU SAY PLAN?
LOOK, HERE'S THE PLANS TO THE STATUE - INSIDE AND OUT!
MY LEGENDARY CHIN IS IMPOSING, INTIMIDATING, AND INCOMPARABLE.
ALL THE 'I' WORDS OF IMPORTANCE.
OH, THAT WORD TOO.
CAN'T FORGET A SPLENDID 'I' WORD LIKE IMPORTANT
TO DESCRIBE MY ASTOUNDING APPEARANCE.
WERE BEAUTY PAGEANTS NOT A FRIVOLOUS WASTE OF TIME,
I MIGHT'VE ENTERED ONE-
SURRENDER HOT LINE. WHO? GOT'CHA.
CYBERLANTIS, THEY GIVE UP!
EXCELLENT!
MY PLAN IS WORKING TO PERFECTION!
WHAT'S THE POINT?
ANY AND ALL COMPETITION IS SO MUCH UGLIER THAN THOSE...
ALL CLEAR!
MAN, IS THAT ANNOYING!
THE SOONER WE DESTROY THE VOICE BOX -
THE SOONER WE CAN HUSH THE HACKER.
WHAT IF HACKER FINDS OUT WE'RE HERE?
HE WON'T... AS LONG AS WE DON'T SET OFF ANY ALARMS.
AND BELIEVE ME, THERE'S ALARMS APLENTY INSIDE THIS THING!
WHOA! LOOK AT ALL THOSE BOOBY-TRAPS!
DIDGE, IF YOU FLY UP TO HACKER'S MOUTH
AND DROP A ROPE DOWN FOR US - WE NEVER HAVE TO GO INSIDE!
YOU WANT ME TO GO UP THERE
AND DROP A ROPE DOWN HERE? I-IS THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID?
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID, ARE YOU BUDDY?
ME? THE FINELY FEATHERED AFRAID? (CHUCKLE)
WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
A LITTLE WING ROOM, PLEASE?
OH NO! IT LOOKS LIKE
THERE'S SOME KIND OF AUTO DEFENSE SYSTEM UP THERE.
YOIKES! YEOW! WOO-GIE! OH!
DIDGE!
YOU ALRIGHT? YOU OKAY?
NO PROBLEM!
SORRY, DIDGE. I DIDN'T SEE THOSE LASERS UNTIL TOO LATE.
GUESS I'M HAVING A BAD BEAK DAY.
LOOKS LIKE OUR ONLY WAY IN IS THROUGH HERE.
DIDGE, CAN YOU OPEN THE LOCK?
WAIT! WE BETTER NOT OPEN THE DOOR
'TILL WE SILENCE THIS ALARM.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
TA DA! SILENT AS A LAMB.
PEE YEW! DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
NO!
THE PLAN SHOWS ANOTHER ALARM INSIDE THE WALL!
WE CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR UNTIL THAT ALARM'S OFF TOO!
AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SHUT OFF THE INSIDE ALARM
IF WE'RE OUTSIDE?
ACCORDING TO THE PLAN,
THE INSIDE ALARM'S TO THE LEFT OF THE DOOR.
SEE? IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE SAME DISTANCE LEFT OF THE DOOR
AS THE OUTSIDE ALARM IS TO THE RIGHT.
LOOKS LIKE JUST WON'T DO, INEZ.
IF DIGE DRILLS THOUGHT THE WALL AND MISSES,
WE'LL SET OFF THE ALARM.
SO LET'S COMPARE THE DISTANCES ON THE PLAN.
ANYONE HAVE A RULER?
A MEASURING TAPE? A YARDSTICK?
DON'T WE HAVE ANY WAY OF MEASURING DISTANCES?
I BROUGHT ROPE, THAT'S IT.
WHO KNEW WE'D NEED A RULER?
NEVER MIND, I'LL JUST USE MY THUMB.
LET'S SEE, FROM THE DOOR TO THE OUTSIDE ALARM
ON THE PLAN IS ONE THUMB WIDTH.
AND FROM THE DOOR TO THE INSIDE ALARM
IS ONE THUMB WIDTH, ALSO.
MY MEASUREMENTS SHOW THE ALARMS ARE BOTH THE SAME DISTANCE
FROM THE DOOR!
I BET IF WE TRIED THAT WITH THE REAL DOOR
WE COULD LOCATE THE INSIDE ALARM!
HELLO? WE DON'T HAVE A RULER, REMEMBER?
HOW ARE WE GOING TO MEASURE ANYTHING?
WE DON'T NEED A RULER TO COMPARE TWO DISTANCES.
WE CAN USE YOUR ROPE ON THE BUILDING
JUST LIKE INEZ USED HER THUMB ON THE PLAN.
I KNEW THAT!
WE CAN MEASURE ALONG THE STRIPE
FROM THE EDGE OF THE DOOR FRAME TO THE ALARM.
JUST STRETCH THE ROPE TIGHT.
GOT IT!
NOW WALK THIS SAME LENGTH OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR.
PERFECT! THE ALARM SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE!
OKAY, DIDGE, DO YOUR STUFF!
WHOA-OA-OA-OA-OA!
I SEE THE ALARM!
EARTHLIES...
SURRENDER HOT LINE.
WHAT? SORRY, NO MAYBES!
GIVE UP OR NOT GIVE UP. YOU GOT IT!
SOLARIA'S A GIVE, BOSS!
Y-YES! THE METER OF MASTERY WILL SOON BE FILLED!
MY DOMINATION OF CYBERSPACE WILL BE COMPLETE! (LAUGHS)
YOU KNOW WHAT, DEEDEE?
GOOD THING WE SOUNDPROOFED THE WREAKER
OR I'D SURRENDER MYSELF!
(LAUGHS)
SURRENDER HOT LINE.
DID I MENTION I WAS A TALL SCOUNDREL...
OK. WE'RE JUST UNDER HACKER'S FEET.
AND THIS SWITCH POWERS ALL THE ALARMS.
WE NEED TO SHUT IT OFF.
I'LL GET IT.
WAIT! WHAT IF IT'S A TRICK?
IT WAS A TRICK.
THIS IS NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD AT ALL.
AT LEAST WE CAN'T HEAR HACKER'S RAP IN HERE.
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
BUT THIS ISN'T! WHOA!
WHOA! AAAAAAAAAAAA!
JAX... NEZZIE, WHERE ARE YOU?
ACCORDING TO THE PLAN, WE'RE IN ONE OF THE STATUE'S LEGS.
AND YOU TWO MUST BE IN THE OTHER.
AND DON'T CALL ME NEZZIE!
LOOKS LIKE THESE LEGS ARE ELEVATOR SHAFTS.
AND THEY GO UP TO A LEVEL IN HACKER'S STOMACH.
EW! DO WE HAVE TO GO THERE?
WE CAN SEE THE OPENING! IT'S NEAR THE TOP OF THE SHAFT!
MAYBE THIS LEVER CONTROLS THE ELEVATOR.
COIN OPERATED?
LEAVE IT TO HACKER TO MAKE MONEY OFF US
WHILE WE'RE TRYING TO STOP HIM!
LET'S SEE IF IT WORKS.
WOW! GOOD THING WE DECIDED TO TEST IT FIRST.
IT WENT RIGHT PAST THE PURPLE DOOR
UP TO THE CEILING.
WE WOULD'VE BEEN CRUSHED.
GUYS, YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE?
YEAH, WE'RE FINE.
JUST STAY OFF THE ELEVATOR 'TILL WE FIGURE THIS OUT.
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF I MOVE THE LEVER LOWER.
GOT ANY MORE QUARTERS?
STILL NOT THE RIGHT POSITION!
KEEP TRYING!
WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE PURPLE DOOR.
OH MAN!
(GROAN)
AT LAST THE RIGHT SPOT!
TOO BAD IT COST US FIVE QUARTERS TO FIND OUT.
FIVE QUARTERS?
WE'VE ONLY GOT THREE!
MEANING WE'VE ONLY GOT THREE TRIES,
AND WE DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THE LEVER!
DON'T WORRY, MATT, WE DO. IT'S UM... ABOUT... WELL,
IT'S, IT'S SORT OF CLOSER TO THE TOP THAN THE BOTTOM.
SORT OF' DOESN'T HELP!
WE NEED TO KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO PUT IT.
I'LL MEASURE IT.
MOVE THE LEVER... ONE HAND WIDTH UP FROM THE BOTTOM
THUMB TO PINKY.
GOTCHA!
ONE HAND WIDTH. BETTER TEST IT.
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED?
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
JACKIE'S FINGERS ARE WAY LONGER THAN MINE.
MUSICAL GIFTS' - SO MY PIANO TEACHER SAYS.
THAT'S WHY IT DIDN'T WORK!
YOU AND MATT NEED THE SAME SIZE OBJECTS
TO MARK OFF THE DISTANCE.
LET'S SEE, WHAT DO I HAVE?
A HAIR SCRUNCHY?
LIKE I'D HAVE A HAIR SCRUNCHY.
HIKING BOOTS?
NOPE. EVEN IF I DID, MY FEET ARE SMALLER THAN YOURS.
WAIT, GUYS! WE BOTH HAVE QUARTERS!
QUARTERS ARE ALL THE SAME SIZE!
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE!
THE CORRECT LEVER POSITION IS EXACTLY FIVE QUARTERS UP
FROM THE BOTTOM!
WE'RE ON THE MARK FIVE QUARTERS UP!
I SURE HOPE THIS IS RIGHT!
IT BETTER BE RIGHT. THIS IS OUR LAST QUARTER
SO NO TEST. GET ON.
SEE YOU GUYS IN HACKER'S STOMACH!
NOTHIN' BUT NET!
(Telephones Ringing)
HEY, BOSS! IT'S JUDGE TRUDY FROM SENSIBLE FLATS.
SHE'S OKAY WITH ADORATION AND UNENDING RESPECT
BUT, UH, SHE'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH THE SERVITUDE PART.
UH, SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'LL TAKE TWO OUTTA THREE?
NEVER! IT'S COMPLETE SURRENDER OR NOTHING!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE INSIDE HACKER'S STOMACH! YUCK!
C'MON, GUYS, STAY FOCUSED.
WE NEED TO REACH THIS STAIRCASE HERE.
THEN UP THE STAIRS TO HACKER'S HEAD,
SO WE CAN REMOVE THE VOICE BOX!
FOLLOW ME!
YOIKES!
HANG ON, DIDGE!
WE GOT YOU!
OH, MAN, THIS FLOOR'S LIKE A MINE FIELD!
EVERY ONE OF THESE TILES COULD BE BOOBY TRAPPED!
WE BETTER TEST EACH ONE BEFORE WE STEP ON IT -
FEELS SOLID. SAFE!
COOL! THAT MEANS ALL THE GREEN ONES MUST BE SAFE!
ON THE OTHER HAND... MAYBE NOT.
WE'RE GOING TO BE CRUSHED!
HANG ON!
MAYBE THE BOOBY-TRAPPED TILES ARE THE LOOSE ONES -
AND THE SAFE ONES ARE SOLID.
FINE! LET'S JUST FIND A PATH TO THE STAIRCASE
BEFORE THOSE WALLS MAKE US INTO A SANDWICH!
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO TOSS!
THIS ONE'S SOLID!
SO'S THIS ONE!
IT LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST THREE SAFE TILES
ARE EACH THE SAME DISTANCE APART.
IF IT'S THE SAME DISTANCE EACH TIME...
THEN WE CAN MEASURE OUR WAY TO EACH SAFE TILE!
NO MORE GUESSING!
I'VE GOT A QUARTER LEFT TO MEASURE WITH!
GREAT! THAT SHOULD ONLY TAKE A DAY AND A HALF.
DIGIT'S RIGHT, WE NEED SOMETHING BIGGER!
I KNOW! MY SKWAK PAD!
YEAH, THE SKWAK'S BIGGER
BUT IF WE SET IT ON THE TILES TO MEASURE
WE MIGHT SET OFF THE BOOBY TRAPS!
SHEESH! THIS WHOLE PLACE IS COMING APART!
DIGIT, YOU'RE GENIUS!
WE CAN USE THE SKWAK TO MEASURE AND NEVER HAVE TO TOUCH
THE FLOOR!
HOLD THIS UP, MATT
MARK IT!
AGAIN!
EVENLY SPACED MARKS... EACH A SKWAK PAD LONG. COOL!
A RULER THAT MEASURES IN SKWAKS...
HELD ABOVE THE TILES... SAFE, EFFECTIVE... HMMM, I LIKE IT!
THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE FIRST AND SECOND SAFE TILE
IS NINE SKWAK LENGTHS.
NINE SKWAKS BETWEEN THE SECOND AND THIRD SAFE TILE!
AND NINE MORE TAKES US TO THIS BLACK TILE. WISH ME LUCK!
PHEW! NO BOOBY TRAP!
WAY TO GO, JAX! KEEP MEASURING!
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY, WILL'YA?
'CAUSE IF WE DON'T GET OUTTA HERE SOON...
WE'RE NOT GONNA GET GUTTA HERE AT ALL!
MY FELLOW CYBERSPACIANS
HUH... CYBERSPACIES? CYBERSPOTS?
HM, I'LL HAVE TO WORK ON THAT.
AS YOUR NEW AND INCREDIBLY HANDSOME LEADER...
JUMP!
MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE!
TOO CLOSE!
C'MON! UP THE STAIRS!
SLOW DOWN, GUYS! I THINK WE PASSED THE MOUTH!
OH NO! THE STAIRS!
(GASP)
OH NO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
IN HERE!
I THINK MY WING IS CRAMPED.
WHOA! INEZ!
AND ALL BECAUSE OF MY CHISELED MOVIE STAR CHIN.
UNEQUALED, UNMISTAKABLE, UNFORGETTABLE.
WE'RE IN HACKER'S MOUTH!
AND THERE'S THE VOICE BOX!
NOW THAT SOUNDS GOOD!
BOSS, BOSS, PODDLEVILLE GAVE UP!
YEAH! AND R FAIR CITY'S THINKIN' ABOUT IT!
QUIET! DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?
I DON'T HERE NUTHIN', BOSS. YEAH, ME NEITHER..
THAT'S THE PROBLEM, YOU DUNCEBUCKETS!
MY VOICE HAS STOPPED BROADCASTING INTO CYBERSPACE!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
UMMM... CAN I ASK BUZZ?
GET THE CYBERSCOOTER!
OKAY! YES, BOSS!
AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO HACKER ANYMORE.
YEAH, BUT WE'VE STILL GOT TO REMOVE THAT VOICE BOX!
HOW? WE CAN'T EVEN GET TO IT FROM HERE!
HEY, GUYS! UP HERE!
WE'RE IN THE HACKER'S NOSE!
EW! DON'T REMIND ME.
WAIT! WHAT IF YOU LET OUT TOO MUCH ROPE?
THEN I'LL BE LASER-KABOB!
TIME OUT! WE BETTER MEASURE HOW LONG TO MAKE THE ROPE.
LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE VOICE BOX
IS THE SAME DISTANCE DOWN FROM THE CEILING
AS IT IS UP FROM THE FLOOR.
LET'S MAKE SURE.
ONE THUMB WIDTH. AND THAT'S ONE THUMB WIDTH AS WELL.
YOU'RE RIGHT. THE DISTANCE IS THE SAME!
ONLY ONE PROBLEM.
WE HAVE NO WAY TO MEASURE HOW FAR THAT DISTANCE IS.
OH, YES, WE DO.
THAT LADDER WENT RIGHT UP TO THE VOICE BOX!
BE CAREFUL, MATT!
THAT'S TEN SKWAK LENGTHS.
GOT IT!
PLUS NINE... AND A BIT LEFT OVER.
WHOA-OH... I DON'T WANNA BE LOWERED ONE FEATHER CLOSER
TO THOSE LASERS THAN I HAVE TO!
EXACTLY HOW MUCH IS A LITTLE BIT'?
UM... WE CAN'T TELL YOU.
THE SMALLEST UNIT WE CAN MEASURE EXACTLY
IS A WHOLE SKWAK PAD.
TOO BAD WE CAN'T JUST FOLD IT AND MAKE SMALLER UNITS.
MAYBE WE CAN!
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FOLD IT IN HALF ONCE ... TWICE...
THEN A THIRD TIME.
COOL! A RULER MEASURING A HALF SKWAK, A QUARTER-SKWAK,
AND AN EIGHTH-SKWAK!
I'M WITH YOU! I MADE ONE TOO!
THE LITTLE BIT EXTRA MEASURES OUT TO
3 ONE-EIGHTH SKWAK LENGTHS ON THE NOSE!
SO THE LADDER IS NINETEEN AND THREE-EIGHTHS
SKWAK LENGTHS LONG!
OKAY. NINETEEN AND THREE EIGHTHS SKWAKS
DOWN TO THE VOICE BOX
BEFORE WE MEASURE THE ROPE WE BETTER MEASURE YOU
SO WE CAN DETERMINE THE TOTAL LENGTH WE NEED.
THAT'S ONE! THAT'S TWO!
I'LL FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE MYSELF!
DONE! NINETEEN AND THREE EIGHTHS SKWAK LENGTHS OF ROPE -
PLUS A LITTLE EXTRA FOR THE PART I'LL TIE TO THE VENT.
BEAK IT, DIDGE!
HURRY!
ALL SET!
GULP! BIRDS AWAAAAY!
YEAH! WE DID IT!
GOOD MEASURING, NEZZIE!
THAT ROPE WAS JUST THE RIGHT LENGTH.
YOU! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!
WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT?
SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD SILENCE ME, DID YOU?
PULL ME UP, JAX!
YOIKES! AHHHHHH!
DI-GIIIIIT!
YOU THINK I HAVE ONLY ONE TAPE, YOU INSOLENT EARTH WORMS?
NOW, AS MY PRISONERS, YOU WILL WITNESS ALL OF CYBERSPACE
SURRENDERING TO THE SOUND OF MY VICTORIOUS VOICE!
NO WAY, HACKER! AH-OH-AHHHHHH...
THIS WAY!
UH-OH! UP, UP AND AWAY!
NO ONE DEFEATS THE HACKER, ESPECIALLY THOSE KIDS!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS FAILED! THIS IS TERRIBLE.
CHILL, EARTHLIES!
WHEN HACKER PLAYS THAT NEW TAPE OF HIS, HE'S GONNA FIND THINGS
ARE JUST A LITTLE BIT LOUDER.
CHECK THAT, MAKE IT A LOT LOUDER!
GET 'EM!
CITIZENS OF CYBERSPACE,
YOU'RE LISTENING TO ALL-HACKER ALL THE TIME!
AHHHHHH!
MOTHERBOARDE'S TIMING COULDN'T BE BETTER!
AND IT LOOKS LIKE HACKER'S PLAN ISN'T GOING
TO MEASURE UP AFTER ALL!
THOSE KIDS'LL PAY FOR THIS!