♪
♪ We're beating Hacker at his game! ♪
♪ Don't tell me that he's trying to hack the Motherboard ♪
♪ We'll get him every time!
♪ Cosmic worlds
♪ Freaky places that we've seen ♪
♪ We've got the power of one, two, three, four! ♪
♪ Running in a Cyberchase
♪ We'll meet him face to face ♪
♪ We'll stick together all the time! ♪
♪ Adventures in Cyberspace
♪ The chase is on!
♪ Just wait and C-Y-B-E-R-Chase! ♪
(GRUMBLING) WHOSE IDEA WAS IT
TO GO ON THIS DANGEROUS MISSION ALONE?
OH YEAH, MINE.
(THUD)
(ANNOYED) HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN', BUSTER!
(SQUAWK)
SAME TO YOU!
WHERE WAS I?
OH YEAH...
LOOKIN' FOR DISCARDIA.
AH! THERE IT IS!
SHEESH, WHAT A DUMP!
(INTO SKWAK PAD) I'VE REACHED DISCARDIA, MOTHERBOARD.
WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR AGAIN?
FIND THE FOREVER GONE MACHINE.
PLACE THE NETWORK INTERFACE CARD INSIDE.
PLACE THE NIC INTO THE FOREVER GONE MACHINE.
GOT IT!
MOTHERBOARD: REMEMBER, IF HACKER GETS THAT CARD,
HE CAN USE IT TO ACTIVATE THE TRANSFORMATRON
AND TRANSFORM HIMSELF INTO ANYTHING HE WANTS!
NOT TO WORRY, MOTHERBOARD.
THE NIC'S AS GOOD AS GONE!
A-HA! THE FOREVER GONE MACHINE!
THATAWAY!
BINGO! THERE IT IS!
HOPE NO ONE'S LOOKIN' FOR A CYBOID
CARRYING SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
SCRATCH: (SQUAWK, SQUAWK)
YOIKES! YOU AGAIN!
WHAT A PEST!
WUH-OH, I BETTER FIND A BETTER SPOT FOR THIS
TILL I GET TO THE MACHINE!
HERE? NO, HERE!
MAYBE HERE! SHEE.
MACHINE: WHATEVER YOU LEAVE, NO ONE CAN RETRIEVE.
PLACE YOUR ITEM IN THE HOLDER NOW.
ITEM! HOLDER! NOW! OKAY!
WUH-OH!
PLACE YOUR ITEM IN THE HOLDER NOW!
(PANICKY) I JUST HAD IT!
IT'S GOTTA BE HERE!
(GASPS) IT'S GONE!
DID YOU SAY... GONE?
IT WAS IN MY HATCH!
I MEAN, UNDER MY WING!
NO, UNDER MY HAT?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
TO BEGIN WITH, DON'T PANIC.
CAN YOU TURN AROUND...
GO BACK THE WAY YOU CAME,
RETRACE YOUR STEPS?
GOOD IDEA.
I'LL JUST FOLLOW MY FOOTPRINTS
BACK TO WHERE I STARTED!
EXCEPT THERE ARE NO FOOTPRINTS!
MOTHERBOARD?
GET A GRIP, DIGIT, I HEARD YOU.
CAN YOU DRAW A MAP ON THE SKWAK
SO I CAN SEE EXACTLY WHERE YOU WALKED?
OKAY, OKAY. I'LL DRAW A MAP.
I STARTED HERE AT THE ARROW SIGN
AND WALKED STRAIGHT TO THE MACHINE.
MOTHERBOARD: DID YOU ZIGZAG OR WANDER AROUND?
NOPE.
I WALKED IN A STRAIGHT LINE ALL THE WAY.
MOTHERBOARD: LIKE THIS?
UH-HUH! YEAH! JUST LIKE THAT!
THEN THE NIC HAS TO BE ON THAT LINE.
ONLY ONE STRAIGHT LINE BETWEEN TWO POINTS.
DIGIT: GOTCHA!
NOW WALK BACK IN A STRAIGHT LINE.
LOOK FOR THE NIC.
DIGIT: BUT MOTHERBOARD...
HOW CAN I FOLLOW A LINE WHEN THERE IS NO LINE?
MAKE YOUR OWN.
USE YOUR LASER POINTER.
HURRY, DIGIT!
HEAD BACK ALONG THE LINE TO WHERE YOU STARTED.
DIGIT: (TO HIMSELF) I'M ON THE LINE.
ONLY ONE STRAIGHT LINE BETWEEN TWO POINTS.
AND THERE'S THE NIC!
SCRATCH: (SQUAWK)
HEY! COME BACK WITH THAT!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A-HA!
I KNEW THAT CYBERTURKEY WAS UP TO SOMETHING!
(SQUAWKS)
WELL DONE, SCRATCH. WELL DONE.
THE NIC IS MINE... (KISS)
AGAIN!
(LAUGHS)
DELETE: (PANTING) GRAB 'IM, BUZZY!
GET 'IM!
I'M TRYIN', DEEDEE!
HOW COME YOU LET HIM OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
I JUST WANTED TO PET 'IM.
(FRUSTRATED GRUNTS)
BUZZ AND DELETE: GOT 'IM!
BUZZ! DELETE!
LOOK WHAT I HAVE.
BUZZ? DELETE?
WHERE ARE YOU, YOU TWO DUNCEBUCKETS?
BUZZ: HI, BOSS!
DELETE: WELCOME HOME!
WOULD YOU TWO MIND TELLING ME
WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH MY HAMBORG?
NOTHIN', BOSS.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
YEAH. HE UH...
HE GOT OUT OF HIS CAGE AND WE CAUGHT 'IM.
GOOD!
NOW THAT I HAVE THE NIC,
I SIMPLY TYPE IN MY INSTRUCTIONS.
THE NIC SENDS THEM TO THE TRANSFORMATRON.
THE HAMBORG PUMPS IN THE POWER
AND THE SUBJECT IS TRANSFORMED
INTO WHATEVER I CHOOSE!
SOUNDS GREAT, BOSS!
ER... WHERE'S THE SUBJECT?
HACKER: RIGHT HERE!
BUZZ: NOT AGAIN!
TAKE DEEDEE THIS TIME!
NO! HE USED ME LAST TIME.
DID NOT!
DID, TOO!
ZIP IT, YOU TINWITS!
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS STILL WORKING.
CHEESE PLEASE!
THANK YOU.
(TRANSFORMATRON POWERS UP)
(CLUCKING) BOK, BOK, BAWK!
BRILLIANT!
SHHHH!
JACKIE: IT'S AWFUL QUIET.
MATT: TOO QUIET.
DIGIT: NOTHIN'! NOBODY HOME!
JACKIE: HM... WONDER WHERE THEY ALL WENT?
ORANGE HAIR?
JACKIE: EWWWWW!
STINKY CHEESE!
DOUBLE EWWWW!
MATT: GUYS! OVER HERE!
A NOTE FROM HACKER.
WHAT'S IT SAY? WHAT'S IT SAY?
(READING) "GREETINGS, EARTHBRATS!
IF YOU'VE FOUND THIS NOTE,
THEN YOU KNOW I'M NOT HERE.
I'VE TAKEN THE TRANSFORMATRON
AND THE NIC TO A SECRET PLACE.
HA HA HA!"
IT'S NOT FUNNY, MATT.
I'M JUST READING.
IT SAYS HERE "HA HA HA."
LET ME SEE THAT.
HEY! CHECK THIS OUT!
"HAMBORG FOR SALE.
COMPLETE WITH WHEEL, CAGE AND CHEESE.
CHEAP!"
HAMBORG HAIR!
HAMBORG CHEESE!
EW!
I USED TO HAVE A HAMSTER
NOT BIG AND ORANGE THOUGH.
IT HAD A WHEEL JUST LIKE THIS.
WHEN IT RAN ON IT, THE WHEEL TURNED.
BUT WHY WOULD HACKER NEED A HAMBORG TO TURN A WHEEL?
'CAUSE TURNING WHEELS GENERATE POWER!
THEY MAKE THINGS GO.
YEAH! POWER!
WE TOOK AWAY HACKER'S LAST POWER SOURCE,
REMEMBER?
THE ELECTRIC EEL OF AQUAR-I-YUM!
JACKIE: THAT'S IT!
EVEN THOUGH HACKER HAS THE NIC,
HE STILL NEEDS A POWER SOURCE
TO MAKE THE TRANSFORMATRON WORK!
THE HAMBORG!
INEZ: EXACTLY!
COME ON,
WE GOTTA FIND HACKER AND FAST!
JACKIE: I'LL GO WITH YOU!
THE WREAKER'S HERE,
SO THEY CAN'T BE TOO FAR AWAY.
GUYS, WAIT!
HACKER KNOWS WE'LL GO LOOKING FOR HIM.
SO I'LL STAY HERE WITH DIDGE IN CASE HE DOUBLES BACK.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, EARTHLIES!
IT'S NOT A FRIENDLY PLACE!
GAME ON, JAX.
WE GOTTA FIND HACKER BEFORE HE TRANSFORMS HIMSELF
INTO SOMETHING TERRIBLE!
GOT YOUR SKWAK?
GOT IT! KEEP IN TOUCH.
(SQUAWK, SQUAWK)
MAN, TALK ABOUT UNFRIENDLY.
THIS IS TOTALLY CREEPY.
(DEEP BREATH) GET IT TOGETHER, GIRL.
I USED TO THINK SANDCASTLES WERE COOL.
NOT ANYMORE.
(GUST OF WIND)
WHAT WAS THAT?
(GUST OF WIND)
WHOA! THAT WAS WEIRD!
(SQUAWK)
BUZZ: DON'T TURN ME INTO A CHICKEN AGAIN,
OKAY, BOSS?
YEAH, HE'D RATHER BE A GIANT DONUT.
(LAUGHS)
AH, SCRATCH, YOU'VE RETURNED.
WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?
(SQUAWKS)
(CHUCKLES) THOSE EARTHBRATS HAVE BEGUN TO LOOK FOR ME,
BUT IT'S TOO LATE!
IT'S TIME TO TRANSFORM!
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO, BOSS?
YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH.
ENERGIZE THE TRANSFORMATRON!
(POWERING UP)
HACKER: AHHHH!
IT'S WORKING!
I'M TRANSFORMING!
YOUHOO!
ORANGE FIREWORKS?
(GASPS) OR IS IT...?
IT IS!
HAMBORG HAIR!
INEZ, IT'S FAR AWAY,
BUT I CAN SEE WHERE THE TRANSFORMATRON IS
AND HACKER'S USING IT!
WHERE? WHERE IS IT?
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ME AND A SNOWY MOUNTAIN PEAK.
DIGIT: THAT'S SNEAKY PEAK!
WHERE ARE YOU, JAX?
IN SOME KIND OF FOREST WITH NO LEAVES ON THE TREES!
BLEAK PINES!
IT'S ABOUT FOUR HUNDRED CYBERMETERS EAST OF HERE.
IF I COULD DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE
FROM ME TO SNEAKY PEAK,
THE TRANSFORMATRON WOULD BE ON IT SOMEWHERE!
YOU CAN DRAW A LINE.
USE YOUR SKWAK.
ACTIVATE THE LASER!
IT'S WORKING!
THE TRANSFORMATRON IS ON THE LINE!
(MANIACAL LAUGH)
BUZZ AND DELETE: (IN SHOCK) BOSS!
BUZZ: YOU'RE A BALLOON?
TA-TA...
I'M OFF TO PAY MOTHERBOARD A LITTLE VISIT!
MAN THE MACHINE TILL I RETURN!
YOU KNOW, BUZZY,
I ALWAYS KNEW THE BOSS WAS FULL OF HOT AIR.
(LAUGHING)
HEY, BUZZY, YOU WANT SOME DONUTS?
OH-HO... YOU KNOW I LOVE DONUTS.
WHAT KIND YOU WANT?
CHOCOLATE CREAM WITH STRAWBERRIES.
BUT THOSE ARE JUST ROCKS.
NOT AFTER WE TRANSFORM 'EM!
CHOCOLATE CREAM WITH STRAWBERRIES...
COMIN' UP!
BUZZ: HE'S OFF AND RUNNIN'!
MATT: COME ON, HACKER, WHERE ARE YOU?
YIIIKES!
THAT YOU, HACKER?
(SSSS)
YEOW!
IF YOU ARE THE HACKER,
I LIKE THE OLD LOOK BETTER!
IF YOU'RE NOT...
WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST GO AWAY?
YEAH! AND DON'T COME BACK!
PHEW!
HEY! WHAT'S THIS?
ORANGE STUFF! COULD IT BE...?
YES! I FOUND THE TRANSFORMATRON!
INEZ, DIDGE!
I SEE HAMBORG HAIR SHOOTING UP!
I SEE IT, TOO!
INEZ: WAY TO GO, GUYS!
THE TRANSFORMATRON'S SOMEWHERE
BETWEEN WHERE YOU ARE AND SNEAKY PEAK!
NO! NOT SNEAKY PEAK!
I'M ON A SAND DUNE
AND THE TRANSFORMATRON IS ON A STRAIGHT LINE
BETWEEN ME AND A BIRD-SHAPED MOUNTAIN!
THE DUNES AND EAGLE ROCK!
BUT HOW CAN MATT SEE A MOUNTAIN SHAPED LIKE A BIRD
WHEN JACKIE SEES ONE WITH SNOW ON IT?
SOMEBODY'S GOTTA BE WRONG!
JACKIE: WELL, IT'S NOT ME!
I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT A SNOWY MOUNTAIN!
I'M TELLING YOU,
IT'S ON A STRAIGHT LINE BETWEEN ME AND EAGLE ROCK!
SO YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WHERE THE TRANSFORMATRON IS!
NO WAY! I AM NOT WRONG!
HACKER: OH, MOTHERBOARD...
WHAT BIG PLANS I HAVE FOR YOU...
(NASTY LAUGH)
MATT, JACKIE, JUST STAY THERE
AND STOP ARGUING, OKAY?
GIVE US A CHANCE TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
OKAY, WHAT DO WE KNOW?
WE KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE TRANSFORMATRON,
SO IT CAN'T BE ON THE LINE JACKIE SEES
AND THE LINE THAT MATT SEES.
CAN IT?
'CAUSE THE SAME THING
CAN'T BE ON TWO DIFFERENT LINES AT ONCE, RIGHT?
RIGHT... I THINK.
LET'S SEE.
LET'S SAY THIS STICK IS JACKIE,
AND THIS WHITE ROCK IS SNEAKY PEAK.
IF WE DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE CONNECTING THESE TWO POINTS...
ONE STRAIGHT LINE COMIN' UP.
INEZ: SO THE TRANSFORMATRON HAS TO BE SOMEWHERE ON THIS LINE.
NOT SO FAST!
MATT'S HERE AT THE DUNES
AND HERE'S EAGLE ROCK.
AND HE SAW THE TRANSFORMATRON
ON THIS LINE THAT CONNECTS THEM.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
HOW CAN ONE TRANSFORMATRON BE ON TWO DIFFERENT LINES
AT THE SAME TIME?
AND THEY'RE PARALLEL!
DIGIT: WHEN TWO LINES ARE PARALLEL,
THEY STAY THE SAME DISTANCE APART FOREVER.
THEY CAN NEVER MEET. EVEN I KNOW THAT!
BUT THE TRANSFORMATRON HAS TO BE SOMEPLACE ON A LINE
WHERE THEY CAN BOTH SEE IT?
SO WHERE IS IT?
DELETE: YOU KNOW, I THINK THE BOSS GOT THAT CYBIRD
JUST TO SPY ON US WHEN HE'S GONE.
YEAH, LIKE HE DOESN'T TRUST US.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY.
ME, EITHER.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY?
WHAT?
IF I HAD A LITTLE BUNNY.
YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE BUNNIES.
SURE! LET'S MAKE YOU ONE.
(TRANSFORMATRON POWERS UP)
THERE IT IS AGAIN!
GUYS, CHECK MY SKWAK!
CAN YOU SEE THE ORANGE BETWEEN ME AND SNEAKY PEAK?
DIGIT: YEAH! WE SEE IT, JAX!
MATT: I SEE IT TOO!
BUT ON A LINE TO EAGLE ROCK
NOT SNEAKY PEAK!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
THEY'RE BOTH RIGHT!
WE BETTER CALL MOTHERBOARD
MAYBE SHE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT.
HACKER: AH, YES. PAYBACK IS SO SWEET!
MY PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY!
JUST LET OUT A LITTLE AIR AND...
I'M INNNNNN...
MOTHERBOARD: (ALARM SOUNDS) SECURITY BREACH!
DANGER MODE.
ACTIVATE PROTECTIVE SHIELDS!
DON'T BOTHER, MOTHERBOARD.
IT'S TOO LATE!
THE HACKER HAS WON!
LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME,
I'M THE EMPEROR OF CYBERSPACE!
I NOW CONTROL CONTROL CENTRAL!
NEVER!
GOODNESS WILL PREVAIL!
NOT THIS TIME, MOTHERBOARD!
THE HACKER IS HERE TO STAY!
(POWERING DOWN)
(PHONE RINGS)
CONTROL CENTRAL, THE HACKER SPEAKING.
NO, MAKE THAT THE NEW AND IMPROVED LEADER
OF CYBERSPACE!
(SNAPPING) WHO IS THIS?
HACKER!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MOTHERBOARD?
OH, DO I DETECT THE SHOCKED AND DISMAYED VOICE
OF AN EARTHBRAT?
THIS IS INEZ,
AND I DEMAND TO KNOW
WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH MOTHERBOARD!
WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,
I'VE TRANSFORMED MYSELF AND TAKEN HER PLACE!
DON'T CALL AGAIN!
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHIN'!
IF WE CAN JUST PULL THE NIC OUT OF THE TRANSFORMATRON,
HACKER WILL TRANSFORM BACK TO WHAT HE WAS!
BUT WE HAVE TO FIND THE MACHINE
TO PULL OUT THE NIC
AND WE DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHERE IT IS!
WAIT A SECOND!
I MADE A MEGA MISTAKE!
EAGLE ROCK ISN'T HERE!
IT'S HERE!
NOW I GOTTA MOVE THE STRING TOO.
INEZ: OH MY GOSH!
THE TWO LINES CROSS!
SO THERE IS ONE POINT THAT'S ON BOTH LINES -
THE PLACE WHERE THEY CROSS!
DIGIT: YEP, RIGHT HERE!
WHICH MEANS THE MATTSTER AND THE JACKSTER
ARE LOOKING AT THE SAME THING
FROM DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!
INEZ: JACKIE'S LOOKING FROM HERE.
DIGIT: AND MATT'S LOOKING FROM HERE!
GUYS, WE'VE GOT IT. LOOK!
HEY! THE LINE BETWEEN ME AND SNEAKY PEAK
CROSSES MATT'S LINE TO EAGLE ROCK!
MATT: THEN THE TRANSFORMATRON'S
GOTTA BE AT THE POINT WHERE THOSE TWO LINES CROSS!
INEZ: EXACTLY!
"X" MARKS THE SPOT!
BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE IN TIME?
LEAVE IT TO THE DIDGE,
I GOT IT COVERED!
YOU KEEP THE HACKER BUSY!
MATT, JACKIE, I'M IN POSITION.
SHOW ME YOUR LINES!
ONE STRAIGHT LINE COMIN' AT YOU, DIDGE!
AND HERE'S MINE!
DIGIT: WAY TO GO, EARTHLIES!
THE TRANSFORMATRON'S RIGHT WHERE YOU BOTH SAID IT WAS!
I'M GOIN' IN!
LET'S SEE,
AS THE NEW RULER OF CYBERSPACE,
I THINK A CROWN WOULD BE APPROPRIATE.
TOO GAUDY?
NO! YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO GAUDY.
(PHONE RINGS)
CONTROL CENTRAL, THE HACKER HERE!
THIS IS INEZ.
BETTER GET AN UNLISTED NUMBER!
WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?
WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE FUTURE OF CYBERSPACE.
THE FUTURE OF CYBERSPACE? HA!
I AM THE FUTURE OF CYBERSPACE!
OKAY. I JUST FLY DOWN THERE,
PLUCK THE NIC FROM THE TRANSFORMATRON
AND I'M OUTA THERE IN A FLASH!
(SQUAWK)
YOIKES! NOT AGAIN!
YEOWWWWWW!
AHHHH!
WHOA! EASY BIG, FELLA!
AHHHHH!
BUZZ AND DELETE: AHHHHHH!
HELLLLLLLLP!
AHHHHHH!
WAS THAT ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY?
(GIGGLES)
BUZZ: HEY! LET US OUTTA HERE!
DELETE: YEAH, LET US OUT!
DON'T WORRY, YOUR BOSS WILL BE RIGHT BACK!
CYBERTURKEY: (SQUAWK)
YOU DON'T GIVE UP, DO YOU?
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A CHEESE-BIRDER!
ONCE I PULL OUT THE NIC,
EVERYTHING THAT TRANSFORMED
WILL TRANSFORM BACK TO WHAT IT WAS!
HELLO, NIC. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
AS I WAS SAYING, YOU IMPUDENT EARTHBRAT,
I AM THE FUTURE OF CYBERSPACE!
FURTHERMORE... HUNH?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
SOMETHING WRONG, HACKER?
HACKER: NOOOOOOOO!
MOTHERBOARD: GOOD JOB, CYBERSQUAD.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
NOT QUITE, MOTHERBOARD.
WE STILL HAVE TO GET RID
OF THE NIC.
MATT: TOSS IT IN, DIDGE!
WUH-OH! IT WAS HERE A MINUTE AGO!
ALL: DIGIT!
JUST KIDDING!
THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE WHERE THE NIC SHOULD BE,
AND HERE IT GOES.
MACHINE: YOUR ITEM IS FOREVER GONE.
ALL: (CHEERING)
DELETE: THE BOSS ISN'T GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS, BUZZY.
I'M NOT HAPPY EITHER, DEEDEE.
(HACKER DEFLATES BACK) AHHH!
BUZZ: HI, BOSS. DIDN'T EXPECT YOU BACK SO SOON.
DELETE: YEAH. WE MISSED YOU.
GRRRRRRRRRR!