Man Whispers: ♪ He's a phantom ♪
♪ Danny Phantom... [ECHO] ♪
♪ YO, DANNY PHANTOM, HE WAS JUST 14 ♪
♪ WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE ♪
♪ IT WAS DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN ♪
♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪
♪ WHEN IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK, HIS FOLKS, THEY JUST QUIT ♪
♪ BUT THEN DANNY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE OF IT ♪
♪ THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH, EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED ♪
♪ HIS MOLECULES GOT ALL REARRANGED ♪
♪ PHANTOM... [ECHO] ♪
♪ WHEN HE FIRST WOKE UP, HE REALIZED ♪
♪ HE HAD SNOW-WHITE HAIR AND GLOWING GREEN EYES ♪
♪ HE COULD WALK THROUGH WALLS, DISAPPEAR AND FLY ♪
♪ HE WAS MUCH MORE UNIQUE THAN THE OTHER GUYS ♪
♪ AND IT WAS THEN THAT HE KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO ♪
♪ HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS THAT WERE COMING THROUGH ♪
♪ HE'S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU ♪
♪ HE'S GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪
♪ GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL 'CAUSE HE'S DANNY PHANTOM ♪
♪ GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL 'CAUSE HE'S... Danny Phantom. ♪
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[BEEPING]
[SCANNER BEEPING]
Maddie Program 1: ANALYSIS CONCLUSIVE.
ASTEROID COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF UNIQUE ANTI-GHOST ELEMENT:
ECTO-RANIUM.
Maddie Program 2: NEGATIVE EFFECTS
OF WHICH CAN ONLY BE FELT BY GHOSTS.
IT WILL BE MOST EFFECTIVE IN MAKING ANTI-GHOST WEAPONS
AND EASE MASTER'S TAKEOVER OF THE GHOST ZONE.
AND I SHALL BE THE ONE TO TELL HIM THE GOOD NEWS.
NO, I SHALL.
I SHALL!
YOUR RESOLUTION IS MUCH TOO LOW
AND YOUR BANDWIDTH IS FAR TOO LARGE.
[HORRIFIED GASP]
WHY, YOU HOLOGRAPHIC...
[SOUNDS OF CATFIGHT]
WHAT A GLORIOUS MORNING.
DEFEATING FROSTBITE
AND PILFERING THE ALL-POWERFUL INFI-MAP.
IF THIS KEEPS UP
I SHOULD BE RULING THE GALAXY BY LUNCH.
KITCHEN'S CLOSED, PLASMIUS.
GIVE US BACK THE MAP.
[BEEP]
Vlad: AGH!
LET'S ROCK.
THREE, TWO, ONE.
PUNCH IT!
I KNOW YOU'RE A LOST GUY, VLAD
BUT NO MAP IS GONNA HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY.
YOU NEED THERAPY FOR THAT.
Vlad: OH!
[GRUNTS]
AH, UH!
SERIOUSLY, DUDE...
THERAPY.
[GRUNTS]
THE FUSION REACTOR.
IF THE FLAMES REACH IT, IT'LL EXPLODE.
Vlad: TAKING MY MAP.
DESTROYING MY SATELLITE.
MOCKING MY MENTAL HEALTH.
IT'S TIME I FINALLY FINISHED OFF DANNY PHANTOM
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Sam: AHH... HOME, SWEET HOME.
NOTHING LIKE GOOD OLD, SOLID TERRA FIRMA.
I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE BEING IN SPACE, SAM.
ALL THAT INFINITE DARKNESS EVERYWHERE.
YEAH, WELL, I LIKE MY DARKNESS WITH A LITTLE MORE OXYGEN
AND A LOT LESS ASTEROIDS.
STILL, IT'S COOL WE WERE ABLE TO HELP OUT FROSTBITE.
I'LL BET HE'LL BE GLAD TO GET HIS MAP BACK.
YEAH, WE'LL RETURN IT TO HIM AS SOON AS WE CAN.
BUT RIGHT NOW, THOUGH, I'M WITH SAM.
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK TO WHERE THINGS ARE NORMAL.
Jack: ATTENTION AMITY PARK.
THE FENTON'S ARE ON PATROL.
REST ASSURED THE STREETS ARE SAFE.
AHH!
UH, CITY WATER SUPPLY, A-OK.
YEP, NORMAL.
HA-HA-HA!
NOTHING LIKE A LAZY DAY OF SHOPPING, LATTES
AND TERRORIZING MINIMUM WAGE WORKERS.
BOO.
[SCREAMS]
I'M GOIN' GHOST.
Technus: WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
AT LEAST I'M NOT DOWNLOADING THEM ILLEGALLY.
NEXT REGISTER, CYBER-JERK.
[GLASS BREAKING]
Technus: BEHOLD, GHOST TWERP.
THE PERFECT COMBINATION OF TECHNOLOGY, PAST AND PRESENT.
THE "CAR-PUTER."
IT WILL DRIVE YOU...
TO YOUR DOOM!
HA-HA!
OOH... GREAT.
MY FIRST CAR ACCIDENT AND I'M NOT EVEN DRIVING YET.
HEY... [COUGHING]
TUCKER, SAM.
[BOTH SCREAM]
[TIRES SQUEAL]
Both: HUH?
[TIRES SCREECHING]
YO, I GOT IT, VID.
AWESOME, THRASH, TAKE IT, DOWNLOAD.
DOWNLOADED... "SHEEYEAH."
UH, WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?
I DON'T KNOW...
BUT THOSE ARE THE COOLEST JUMPSUITS I'VE EVER SEEN.
UH, EXCEPT YOURS, OF COURSE.
BLACK IS VERY SLIMMING.
ADOLESCENTS?
HOW DARE YOU?
AND ANOTHER THING...
THE HIGH-TECH LOOK IS MY BIT.
[SCREAMS]
YAH!
[BEEPING]
GHOST GUY GONE, AREA SAFE.
HAVE A RIGHTEOUS DAY.
All: MASTERS' BLASTERS STOP DISASTERS.
[CROWD CHEERS]
[BEEPS]
Greetings, citizens.
I hope you've enjoyed this presentation
of Amity Park's newest teen ghost-fighting team:
Masters' Blasters.
MASTERS' BLASTERS?
As mayor, I've provided city funding for this top-notch troop.
Equipped with the latest "teen technology"
they're going to stop ghosts and succeed
where Danny Phantom has so obviously failed.
TEEN GHOST FIGHTERS?
"TEEN TECHNOLOGY"?
"WHERE DANNY PHANTOM HAS SO OBVIOUSLY FAILED?"
My plan is very simple:
Out with the old and in with the new.
And the "old" should give up now
if he knows what's good for him.
IF VLAD'S FUNDING THEM THEN THEY'RE DEFINITELY UP TO SOMETHING.
HMM...
THEY CAN'T FIGHT GHOSTS IF THERE ARE NO GHOSTS TO FIGHT, RIGHT?
UH... RIGHT?
SO, YOU JUST FIGHT GHOSTS LIKE CRAZY.
YEAH.
REMIND EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN HOW THERE'S NO BETTER GHOST FIGHTER
THAN DANNY PHANTOM.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL JUST SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS AROUND HERE.
BUCKLE UP, GUYS.
"OPERATION: DANNY PHANTOM ROCKS" IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
[GROWLS]
[GASPS]
[BLADES BUZZING]
[SNARLS]
OOH!
[GASPS]
YEAH.
[GROWLS]
[GASPS]
[CROWD CHEERS]
Tucker: HMM...
THREE NEWS PHOTOS OF YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.
NINE MORE AND YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN CALENDAR.
THIS IS SERIOUS, TUCKER.
AS FAR AS THIS TOWN'S CONCERNED
VLAD'S GOONS HAVE TOTALLY REPLACED DANNY PHANTOM.
DID YOU SAY DANNY PHANTOM?
HE'S WONDERFUL.
HE'S MY HERO.
[DOLL SQUEAKS]
BUT HE'S YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
MASTERS' BLASTERS GAVE US COOL STUFF.
MASTERS' BLASTERS STOP DISASTERS.
[DOLL SQUEAKS]
CHEER UP, DANNY.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE EVERYONE SEE YOU
FOR THE HERO WE KNOW YOU ARE.
YOU CAN DO IT, DUDE.
AND TRY A COOL SLOGAN.
"DANNY PHANTOM STOPS..."
UH...
NOTHING RHYMES WITH "PHANTOM".
[CROWD CHEERS]
[GASPS]: KEEP WORKING ON THAT.
I'M GOIN' GHOST.
[CROWD SCREAMS]
HA-HA, CHECK THIS OUT, EVERYONE.
THERE'S NOT A GHOST ANYWHERE
THAT CAN STAND UP TO DANNY PHANTOM...
THE ORIGINAL TEEN GHOST FIGHTER.
[GRUNTS]
[SCREAMING]
AHH... HUH?
[PEOPLE YELLING]
Vlad: YES...
AS YOU CAN SEE AMITY PARK IS IN MUCH COOLER, SAFER HANDS
THANKS TO MASTERS' BLASTERS.
[CROWD CHEERS]
Jack: I ALWAYS KNEW THAT PHANTOM KID WAS A MENACE.
NOT ONLY DID HE NEARLY KILL SAM AND TUCKER
BUT HE DESTROYED A PERFECTLY GOOD PARADE BALLOON
AND THAT'S JUST PLAIN UN-AMERICAN.
BUT, DAD, IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.
I FOR ONE AM GLAD THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE PROTECTING US.
ME, TOO.
AND THEY'RE CALLED MASTERS' BLASTERS.
VLADDIE'S TEAM HAS STYLE, GUTS, ACNE, AND THEY'RE HUMANS.
PLUS, THEY GAVE ME THIS ZIPPITY-KEEN-O POSTER.
Jack: "TO THE OLD GUY IN THE ORANGE SUIT.
STOP BOTHERING US."
WHY ARE YOUR FOLKS MESSING WITH THE FENTON PORTAL?
DAD'S BREAKING IT DOWN TO STAGE ONE
SO HE CAN UPDATE THE SOFTWARE.
HE SAYS THIS WAY HE'LL BE ABLE TO CATCH GHOSTS
AND DOWNLOAD SONGS FASTER.
ISN'T SCIENCE AWESOME?
IT KIND OF LOOKS THE SAME WAY IT DID
WHEN YOU FIRST GOT YOUR GHOST POWERS, DANNY.
CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY POWERS, PLEASE?
THEY'RE CAUSING ME NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS LATELY.
I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT MAYBE WE'D ALL BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THEM.
OK, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY.
COME ON, MADDIE.
I'LL LET YOU RUB MY FEET, AND REMEMBER...
I HAVE BUNIONS.
[MADDIE CHUCKLES]
THANK GOODNESS I'M WEARING GLOVES.
THIS THING GAVE ME MY POWERS.
I WONDER IF IT COULD...
DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
NAME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD KEEP MY POWERS.
YOU'RE THE TARGET OF HUNDREDS OF EVIL GHOSTS.
OH, WAIT, THAT'S A BAD ONE.
I'LL GO BACK TO RHYMING "PHANTOM".
DANNY, THINK OF ALL THE GOOD YOU'VE DONE.
AND ARE DOING.
IF YOU TOOK YOUR POWERS AWAY NOW...
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
HEY, MASTERS' BLASTERS, REMEMBER ME?
THE OLD ORANGE GUY?
I THINK... AHH!
Both: AHH!
Vid: JACK AND MADELINE FENTON.
OUR READINGS INDICATE AN ECTO-PLASMIC ENTITY ON THE PREMISES.
BY ORDER OF THE MAYOR
YOU'RE BOTH UNDER ARREST
FOR HARBORING A GHOST.
THAT DOES IT.
I'M GOIN' GHOST.
Danny: CAN'T CATCH GHOSTS ANYMORE.
ALMOST HURT MY FRIENDS.
NOW MY PARENTS ARE ARRESTED BECAUSE OF ME?
[BELL RINGS]
Jazz: DANNY, STOP.
THIS ISN'T THE WAY.
YOU'RE A HERO, DANNY.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS.
DON'T DO IT, DUDE.
WE'LL FIND SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH PHANTOM.
SORRY, GUYS.
[BEEP]
AHH!
[EXPLOSION]
[SCREAMS]
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
[GRUNTS]
[EXPLOSION]
Sam: DANNY...
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
HUMAN.
[SIZZLING]
DANNY?
DANNY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
DID HE JUST DO WHAT I THINK HE JUST DID?
YOU MEAN STEP BACK INTO THE FENTON PORTAL
REMOVE HIS GHOST POWERS AND REVERT HIS DNA PROFILE
BACK TO THAT OF A NORMAL HUMAN?
I WAS GONNA SAY "GO UN-GHOST" BUT THAT WORKS, TOO.
Vid: GREETINGS, DUDES.
WE'RE HERE TO, LIKE, POLICE THE PREMISES FOR SIGNS OF ANY SPECTRAL ACTIVITY.
JUST GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.
WE'RE NOT EVEN HERE.
[SCANNER BEEPING... ]
Thrash: PLACE IS CLEAN, NO ECTOS.
THERE YA GO, DUDE.
AND REMEMBER: YOUR MAYOR
WHO WATCHES CONSTANTLY
LOVES YOU.
WHAT... WHAT HAPPENED?
DID IT WORK?
YOU DIDN'T REGISTER ON THE BLASTERS' SCANNERS.
SO THAT MEANS...
I'M GOIN' GHOST.
I SAID: GOIN' GHOST.
HA-HA, IT WORKED.
I DON'T HAVE MY GHOST POWERS ANYMORE.
I'M NORMAL AGAIN.
ISN'T THAT AWESOME?
YEAH.
GREAT.
THRILLING.
AW, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
YEAH.
THAT YOU'RE JUST AN AVERAGE, EVERYDAY
"NOT SPECIAL" HUMAN AGAIN.
NOW, COME ON, SAM.
THINK OF HOW GREAT THIS IS GONNA BE.
I WON'T HAVE TO FIGHT GHOSTS ANYMORE.
NOW WE CAN ALL JUST BE NORMAL TEENAGERS
AND HANG OUT AS MUCH AS WE WANT.
YEAH...
NORMAL ROCKS.
HEY, IF IT'S WHAT YOU WANTED
THEN I'M GLAD FOR YOU, MAN.
IT IS, THANKS.
LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO FIND OTHER THINGS TO OCCUPY OUR TIME, HUH?
LOOKS LIKE.
THERE'S THIS NEW MASTERS' BLASTERS VIDEO GAME WE CAN PLAY.
IT'S COOL.
YOU HUNT GHOSTS.
SEE YA.
I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT.
IT FEELS LIKE I LOST A GOOD FRIEND.
SOMEONE I WAS JUST STARTING TO GET TO KNOW.
WHY IS EVERYONE BUT ME BUMMED ABOUT THIS?
DANNY PHANTOM'S NOT NEEDED ANYMORE.
FROM NOW ON, DANNY FENTON
IS JUST A NICE, NORMAL KID
FROM A NICE, NORMAL FAMILY.
NOW LET'S GO GET MOM AND DAD OUT OF JAIL.
[SIZZLING]
Maddie: THANKS FOR GETTING US OUT OF JAIL, KIDS.
I KNEW THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME SORT OF MISTAKE.
I WAS NEVER WORRIED.
I WAS THIS CLOSE TO TUNNELING US OUT OF THERE
WITH MY TRUSTY ICE CREAM SPOON.
BUT THEN THEY...
UH, SERVED ICE CREAM SO, WELL... YOU KNOW.
BY THE WAY, DANNY
I THINK IT'S CUTE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO YOUR HAIR.
YEAH, IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THAT BAND I WAS IN BACK IN THE 80s:
"THE SKUNK PUNKS."
"THE SKUNK PUNKS STINK?"
YEAH, WE WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE.
[SNARLS]
[GROWLS]
UH, YOU GUYS HEAD ON HOME.
IT'S SUCH A NICE, NORMAL DAY
THAT I THOUGHT I'D JUST KIND OF WALK AROUND AND BE...
YOU KNOW, NORMAL.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
JUST BE NORMALLY CAREFUL [CHUCKLES].
BAH-BYE.
DON'T WORRY, I PLAN ON BEING CAREFUL
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
[SNORING]
[SCREAMING GHOST]
[STARTLED]: EH, HUH?
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHING]
AH, AH, HA!
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
Students: WHOA...
And it's been another busy day for Mayor Masters Master's Blasters
who are now charging a small fee to cover their growing expenses.
Yes, quality ghost fighting is getting very expensive these days.
Time, equipment, storage.
It all adds up.
And since that cowardly Danny Phantom has disappeared
not that he ever was helpful
there's no one else in town to assist us.
Oh, there are certainly a few crackpots out there
who think they have what it takes...
but they only get in our way.
It seems that when it comes to fighting ghosts
we're the only game in town.
And I do so love games.
[LAUGHING]
[stammering]: I... I mean, have a nice day.
AH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
JUST SITTING AROUND
NOT FIGHTING GHOSTS WITH MY TOTALLY ORDINARY PALS.
COULD YOU PASS ME A CORN DOG?
[MUFFLED GAG]
Danny: SAM, WAIT.
THERE'S NO REASON TO GET MAD.
THE CORN DOGS ARE MADE OF TOFU.
I'M NOT MAD ABOUT CORN DOGS.
YOU'RE NOT YOU ANYMORE.
YOU'RE JUST A... A NORMAL KID.
AND A SELFISH ONE AT THAT.
HOW AM I SELFISH?
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO ENDANGER THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT THE MOST?
DANNY, DON'T YOU GET IT?
YOUR POWERS GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO CHANGE THINGS.
A CHANCE THAT NO ONE ELSE HAD.
AND I WAS THRILLED TO BE HELPING YOU.
BUT NOW YOU'RE JUST ONE OF THE CROWD AGAIN.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
EVERYTHING.
YOU GOT TO FIGHT GHOSTS AFTER SCHOOL
WHILE OTHER KIDS FOUGHT ACNE.
AND YOU DON'T REALLY SEEM TO CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU GAVE UP.
I CARE, IT'S JUST...
I CARE ABOUT YOU AND MY FAMILY MORE.
WHEN YOU HAD YOUR POWERS
I KNEW THAT THIS TOWN WAS PROTECTED FROM EVIL.
BUT NOW...
WHO KNOWS WHERE WE'RE HEADED.
I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND, DANNY
AND I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU.
BUT I CAN'T LIVE LIFE JUST SITTING ON THE SIDELINES.
I'M SURPRISED YOU THINK YOU CAN.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[GULPS]
YECH... TOFU.
[GRUNTS]
Meat Monster: AARGH!
HOW DARE THEY SERVE VEGGIE BURGERS TODAY!
AND HOW DARE YOU STUDENTS EAT THEM!
[ALL SCREAM]
AHH!
SOMEBODY HELP...
NO MORE SITTING ON THE SIDELINES.
HANG ON, DASH.
[GRUNTS]
[ROARS]
MASTERS' BLASTERS STOP DISASTERS.
Vid: CHILL, DUDE.
WHAT'S WITH YOU, FENTON?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, DANNY PHANTOM?
[GRUNTS]
[CHEERING]
Dash: YOU GUYS ARE THE COOLEST GHOST FIGHTERS EVER.
THANKS, DUDE.
THAT'LL BE $300 BUCKS.
[PORTAL CREAKING]
[PORTAL SPARKS/FIZZLES]
I'M GOIN' GHOST... [ECHO].
Maddie: THERE, THERE, DEAR.
SO THE GHOST PORTAL EXPLODED.
IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.
YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE ANOTHER ONE.
[SOBBING]: I DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE.
THAT PORTAL AND I HAD BEEN THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER.
AND ALL BECAUSE I WANTED TO DOWNLOAD MUSIC FASTER.
OH, CURSE ME AND MY IMPATIENCE.
We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news from the universal observatory...
Earlier today our stellar readings indicated
that a massive asteroid is hurtling across the solar system.
Where its trajectory will send it crashing directly into the earth.
If immediate action is not taken
our entire planet will be completely destroyed.
We estimate we have one week before impact.
Astronomer 1: The fate of the human race is at stake.
One week... use it wisely.
[EXPLOSION]
[ALL GASP]
[DANNY GASPS]
[SCREAMS]
Newswoman: AS NEWS OF THE APPROACHING ASTEROID
WHICH SOME ARE NOW CALLING "THE DISASTER-OID"
CIRCULATES AROUND THE GLOBE
COUNTRIES ARE COMBINING THEIR GREATEST TECHNOLOGY TO STOP THE ONCOMING THREAT.
[CHEERING]
[EXPLOSION]
[CHEERING]
SADLY, IT APPEARS THAT OUR BEST MAY NOT BE GOOD ENOUGH.
AND SPEAKING OF "NOT GOOD ENOUGH"
LET'S GO LIVE TO FENTONWORKS.
THANKS, SHELLY.
I'M HERE RINGSIDE
WHERE A PRIVATELY-FUNDED MISSION TO STOP THE DISASTER-OID IS UNDERWAY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M JUST SITTING HERE AT A COMPUTER CONSOLE
WHEN I SHOULD BE OUT THERE STOPPING THIS.
AND I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE TO DO THIS WITH HIM.
WE NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET THIS MISSION UP AND RUNNING SO FAST
IF HE HADN'T PAID FOR EVERYTHING.
SO, AT LEAST UNTIL THE WORLD IS SAVED, CHILL.
HOW'S IT GOING, YOUNG MAN?
UH...
MY DAD, JACK FENTON, IS PILOTING OUR NEW...
MY NEW...
FENTON ROCKET, AND IS ON HIS WAY TO DESTROY THE ASTEROID.
HE LOOKS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT HIS MISSION.
YOU'D BE SERIOUS, TOO, IF YOU HAD TO EAT THIS FREAKY ASTRONAUT FOOD.
"FREEZE-DRIED YAM/SMELT SURPRISE"?
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
WITH ME NOW IS AMITY PARK'S MAYOR, VLAD MASTERS.
I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE SENT IN YOUR OWN TEAM OF EXPERTS?
OH, YES, SEEING AS THE WORLD IS IN JEOPARDY
I FELT THAT THE MASTERS' BLASTERS PRESENCE
WAS AN ABSOLUTE NECESSITY.
PLUS, THINK OF HOW WELL THEIR ACTION FIGURES WILL SELL.
DAD, MISSION STATUS?
READYING SEISMIC DRILL CHARGES.
FIRE.
DETONATION IN THREE, TWO, ONE!
[CHEERING]
HA, I KNEW WE COULD DO IT.
THERE ISN'T A ROCK ANYWHERE THAT CAN OUTSMART JACK FENTON.
[GASPS]
THAT'S THE DISASTER-OID.
YOU HAD US BLOW UP THE WRONG ONE, YOU IDIOT.
BUT I... I COULDN'T HAVE.
VLADDIE PUNCHED IN THE ASTEROID'S COORDINATES FOR ME.
[GROWLING]
YAM/SMELT SURPRISE?
[SCREAMS]
THAT...
THAT WAS OUR LAST CHANCE.
[GRUNTS] OOPS...
LOOKS LIKE I SET THE WRONG COORDINATES.
SILLY ME, YOU KNOW HOW BAD I CAN BE WITH COMPUTERS.
LOOKS LIKE YOUR FATHER HAS FAILED ONCE AGAIN, DANIEL.
AND AT A TIME WHEN THE WORLD NEEDS A HERO THE MOST.
AT LEAST HE TRIED, VLAD.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE EXCEPT SEND OTHERS TO DO YOUR WORK FOR YOU?
AND WHERE ARE YOU, DANNY PHANTOM?
LOOKS LIKE MY PLAN TO SHAME YOU INTO HIDING
WAS EVEN MORE EFFECTIVE THAN I COULD HAVE HOPED.
[GROWLS] [GROWLS]
I'm just getting word that scientists now know
the "Disaster-oid" originated from the rings of Saturn two weeks ago.
SATURN?
YOUR SATELLITE EXPLODED.
THAT'S WHAT MOVED THE ASTEROID.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAUSED THIS CATASTROPHE.
[DANNY GASPS]
DEFEATING YOU WAS JUST THE FIRST ACT OF MY LITTLE SHOW.
GET READY FOR ACT TWO!
[DANNY SCREAMS]
[LAUGHS]
[GROANS]
[GENERAL CONVERSATION]
TELL ME AGAIN, WHY ARE WE HERE?
BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TO SEE WHAT VLAD'S UP TO.
HE SAYS HE HAS NEWS THAT WILL IMPACT THE ENTIRE WORLD.
CITIZENS OF THE EARTH.
I HAVE NEWS THAT WILL IMPACT THE ENTIRE WORLD.
THOUGH EVERY ATTEMPT AT DESTROYING THE DISASTER-OID HAS FAILED
I COME TO YOU TODAY OFFERING AN ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION.
ONE I THINK YOU WILL FIND MOST SURPRISING.
[LAUGHS]
[GASPS]
OH, NO.
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
[SCREAMING]
YES, THOUGH I USE MY "HUMAN HALF" TO WALK AMONG YOU
IT'S OBVIOUS I AM A FAR SUPERIOR CREATURE.
WHO ARE YOU?
THOUGH THE WORLD HAS COME TO KNOW ME AS VLAD MASTERS
BILLIONAIRE MAYOR OF AMITY PARK
I PREFER YOU CALL ME BY MY CHOSEN, SLIGHTLY-MORE-EVIL NAME:
VLAD PLASMIUS.
VLAD'S A... GHOST?
I HAVE A PROPOSITION TO MAKE.
THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD MUST AGREE UNANIMOUSLY
TO PAY ME $500 BILLION AND MAKE ME ABSOLUTE RULER.
IN RETURN, I SHALL USE MY GHOST POWERS...
TO DESTROY THE DISASTER-OID?
NO, TO TURN IT INTANGIBLE.
EVIL, BUT INGENIOUS.
THAT WAY IT'LL JUST PASS HARMLESSLY THROUGH THE EARTH.
Vlad: IT'S YOUR CHOICE, WORLD.
BE DESTROYED OR BE SAVED.
OH, AND RULED BY ME.
I EAGERLY AWAIT YOUR DECISION.
[LAUGHS]
WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
LOOKS LIKE WE EITHER CHANGE THE NAME OF THE EARTH TO "VLADSYLVANIA"
OR I SOMEHOW FIGURE A WAY OUT OF THIS MESS.
AND THAT CONCLUDES ACT TWO OF WHAT I LIKE TO CALL
"ONE NATION UNDER VLAD."
ON TO THE FINALE.
[GASPS]
HOW COULD YOU HOLD THE WORLD HOSTAGE LIKE THAT, VLADDIE?
AND AFTER ALL THE GOOD FORTUNE YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE.
GOOD FORTUNE?
YOU INFECT ME WITH GHOST D.N.A., THEN STEAL THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
AND YOU CALL THAT GOOD FORTUNE?
I INFECTED YOU?
YOU MEAN...
YES, FOOL.
IT WAS YOUR BUMBLING THAT MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY.
BUT I SUPPOSE I SHOULD BE SAYING "THANK YOU."
FOR WITHOUT YOU, I WOULDN'T BE MOMENTS AWAY
FROM BECOMING RULER OF THE EARTH.
I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU.
WHAT HAPPENED WAS AN ACCIDENT.
I'M YOUR FRIEND, VLADDIE, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN YOUR FRIEND.
I EVEN VOTED FOR YOU!
I'LL REMEMBER THAT WHEN I STEAL MADDIE FROM YOU AND MAKE HER MY QUEEN.
[LAUGHS]
ASTEROID CONTACT IN 500 METERS, OH, FUTURE RULER OF THE EARTH.
AGH, NO, NO, NO!
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
ASTEROID COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF UNIQUE ANTI-GHOST ELEMENT:
ECTO-RANIUM.
ECTO-RANIUM, ECTO-RANIUM.
ECTO-RANIUM?
THEN I CAN NEVER TOUCH IT.
NO GHOST CAN, THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS DOOMED.
AND EVEN IF IT WASN'T, I COULD NEVER GO BACK.
I'VE REVEALED MY TRUE SELF.
I'LL BE FOREVER HUNTED.
JACK, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
YOU WOULDN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON AN OLD FRIEND, WOULD YOU?
AN OLD FRIEND, NO.
YOU, YES.
JACK...
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WHAT IF WE DIDN'T MAKE THE ASTEROID INTANGIBLE?
THEN IT WOULD OBLITERATE THE EARTH.
NOT IF WE MADE THE EARTH INTANGIBLE.
THE WHOLE EARTH, INTANGIBLE?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
YEAH, YOU'D NEED, LIKE, A BAZILLION GHOSTS TO DO THAT.
BEHOLD, THE ADDRESSES OF A BAZILLION GHOSTS.
NOW THAT'S THE DANNY I KNOW.
SO MUCH FOR SITTING ON THE SIDELINES, HUH?
BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET INTO THE GHOST ZONE?
YOUR PORTAL'S RUINED, AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET NEAR VLAD'S PLACE
NOW THAT EVERYONE KNOWS WHO HE REALLY IS.
I'VE GOT THAT COVERED, COME ON.
THE INFI-MAP CAN LEAD US TO ANY ENTRANCE INTO THE GHOST ZONE
ANYWHERE ON THE EARTH.
AND ACCORDING TO THE MAP, ONE'S ABOUT TO OPEN RIGHT HERE.
Tucker: NOW I KNOW HOW MY CHILI FRIES FEEL.
I, I DON'T BELIEVE...
BELIEVE IT, JAZZ.
WELCOME TO THE GHOST ZONE, SORT OF A "GHOSTS 'R' US."
BUT THE SHELVES ARE EMPTY, WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYBODY?
[SCREAMING]
Jazz: WHAT'S GOING ON?
Ghost: FOOLISH OF YOU TO COME HERE IN YOUR HUMAN FORM, GHOST CHILD.
SEEKING REFUGE IN THE GHOST ZONE LIKE ALL THE OTHERS?
WHAT OTHERS?
ALL THESE GHOSTS.
THEY RETURNED HERE BECAUSE YOU HUMANS PUT YOUR WORLD IN DANGER.
NOW THE GHOST ZONE IS BURSTING AT THE SEAMS.
BUT IT'S THE FLIP SIDE OF OUR WORLD.
IF THE EARTH GETS DESTROYED, THE GHOST ZONE GOES, TOO.
[SCREAMING]
YOU GUYS GET INTO THE ESCAPE POD.
BUT DANNY...
ACTIVATE CLOAKING.
[GASPS]
[CRASHING]
[ROARS]
[GASPS]
IT'S NOT ENOUGH YOU DESTROY YOUR OWN WORLD
NOW YOU HAVE TO DESTROY OURS, TOO?
WAIT, YOU DON'T UNDER...
FIRE!
[SCREAMS]
[ROARS]
YOU JUST MADE...
A BIG MISTAKE.
AND BAD NEWS.
THE GOOD NEWS, MY POWERS ARE BACK.
BAD NEWS, MY POWERS ARE BACK!
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[WAILS... ]
DANNY, IT'S YOU.
WELL, IT WAS ALWAYS YOU, BUT...
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, SAM, THANKS.
THOSE GHOSTS ARE GONNA COME BACK.
AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE TOO HAPPY ABOUT HELPING US.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE UNTIL WE'VE GOT THIS THING FIGURED OUT.
IF WE WENT IN THROUGH THE BILLBOARD'S MOUTH
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE WE'RE COMING OUT.
Newsman: DANNY PHANTOM IS BACK.
AFTER A STRANGE ABSENCE
THE TEEN GHOST FIGHTER HAS RETURNED
WITH A MESSAGE FOR THE WORLD.
UH, HELLO, THERE.
I HAVE A PLAN THAT COULD SAVE US ALL FROM THE ASTEROID.
AND THIS ONE IS ABSOLUTELY FREE.
HOW GREAT IS THAT?
IF GHOSTS CAN'T TOUCH THE ASTEROID
THEN HOW ARE YOU GONNA STOP IT?
BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GONNA TURN THE ASTEROID INTANGIBLE.
WE'RE GONNA TURN THE EARTH INTANGIBLE.
[CROWD GASPS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
LADIES, GENTLEMEN, VARIOUS NATIONS AND STUFF.
MY NAME IS TUCKER FOLEY.
AND I AM A TECHNO-GEEK.
HI, TUCKER.
DUDES.
[BEEP]
Tucker: THE NEW PLAN IS VERY SIMPLE.
WITH A STRONG ENOUGH GHOSTLY POWER SOURCE
AND A BIG ENOUGH TRANSFER DEVICE
WE CAN SEND THE GHOSTS' INTANGIBILITY ACROSS THE ENTIRE PLANET.
THIS WAY, THE DISASTER-OID WILL PASS HARMLESSLY THROUGH IT.
THAT'S THE PLAN, WHO'S WITH US?
[CHEERING]
THEY NEVER PUT THAT MUCH EFFORT INTO THEIR SCHOOLWORK.
Danny: TUCKER FOLEY WILL LEAD THE CONSTRUCTION TEAM IN BUILDING THE TRANSFER DEVICE.
WHILE JACK AND MADDIE FENTON'S TEAM WILL SPREAD THE TRANSFER CABLES ACROSS THE GLOBE.
IF WE ALL COME TOGETHER, NOT AS SEPARATE NATIONS
BUT AS ONE WORLD, WE CAN DO THIS.
NOT BAD, HUH?
NOW ALL WE NEED IS A MASSIVE GHOST POWER SOURCE.
SURE YOU DON'T WANT US TO GO WITH YOU?
I'M SURE, I CAN MOVE FASTER ON MY OWN.
BY THE WAY, WHERE DO MOM AND DAD
THINK "DANNY FENTON" IS RIGHT NOW, ANYWAY?
WITH THEM, I RE-DRESSED THE TUCK-BOT 9000 TO MAKE IT LOOK AND ACT LIKE YOU.
THEY'LL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
NOTHIN' LIKE SAVING THE WORLD WITH YOUR OLD MAN, EH, DANNY?
Comment does not compute.
YOUR VOICE IS CHANGING ALREADY?
MAN, THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
GOTTA GO.
ACCORDING TO THE MAP, A PORTAL'S GONNA OPEN UP OVER THE POLE ANY MINUTE NOW.
SEE YOU BACK HERE SOON, LITTLE BROTHER.
AND THANKS.
IT'S THE RING YOU WERE GONNA GIVE VALERIE.
YOU ASKED ME TO HOLD IT, REMEMBER?
SOMETHING TELLS ME IT WAS REALLY MEANT FOR ME.
TAKE IT WITH YOU
BUT PROMISE TO BRING IT BACK.
IF YOU PROMISE, THEN...
THEN I KNOW I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN.
IF WE MAKE IT THROUGH THIS...
WHEN WE MAKE IT THROUGH THIS.
RIGHT, WHEN WE MAKE IT THROUGH THIS
I HAVE A FEW THINGS I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
I THINK I'D BE WILLING TO LISTEN.
AND NO MATTER HOW THIS THING ENDS
THIS WHOLE RIDE WE'VE BEEN ON TOGETHER
I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT FOR THE WORLD.
NOT ONE BIT.
ME, NEITHER, I...
WOW, REMIND ME TO SAVE THE WORLD MORE OFTEN.
GO.
Danny: RIGHT ON CUE.
ATOMIC BATTERIES TO POWER.
TURBINES TO SPEED.
ONE GHOST POWER SOURCE COMIN' UP.
OK, ONE DOWN, 96 BAZILLION TO GO.
[SCREAMS]
AWESOME!
I THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK. [GRUNTS]
[ALARMS BEEP]
Computer: Auto-eject.
WHAT?
[DANNY SCREAMS]
[GHOSTLY LAUGHTER]
WE WARNED YOU ONCE, GHOST BRAT.
WAIT, LET ME EXPLAIN.
OUR WORLDS ARE LINKED.
IF MINE GOES, YOURS GOES, TOO.
I HAVE A PLAN.
[DANNY GRUNTS]
[SCREAMS]
LOOK, I KNOW YOU HATE MY WORLD
AND WOULDN'T LIFT A FINGER TO HELP IT.
BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT CARE ABOUT SAVING YOUR OWN.
HE'S COMING BACK.
[CHEERING]
DANNY...
NO, HE, HE CAN'T BE.
IT'S COMING!
LISTEN, I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT... I LOVE YOU.
AND I'M SO PROUD OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR TRYING YOUR BEST.
WE LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.
AT LEAST WE'RE ALL TOGETHER.
[SOBBING]
I... OH, MOM.
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO KNOW.
[GASPS] A ROBOT?
WHERE'S DANNY?
JASMINE, WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?
[GASPS]
JACK, WHERE'S DANNY?
LOOK, THE PORTAL.
[CHEERING]
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS AGREED TO HELP ME.
LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A HEART UNDER ALL THAT CYBER-ARMOR.
DON'T GET TOO SENTIMENTAL.
WE'RE NOT HERE TO SAVE YOU, WE'RE HERE TO SAVE US.
LET'S JUST GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
Danny: TUCKER!
HOW... MUCH... LONGER?
NOW!
[GRUNTS]
[ALL GRUNTING]
WHERE'S THE ASTEROID?
WHEW.
[CHEERING]
Danny: OOH, OH, OOH!
[DANNY GRUNTS]
AWESOME.
NICE JOB, LITTLE BROTHER.
OR SHOULD I SAY "HERO."
Danny: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN THANKS, SKULKER.
TO ALL OF YOU.
DON'T GET TOO MUSHY ON US, GHOST CHILD.
REMEMBER, I'LL NEVER STOP HUNTING YOU.
AND NOW THAT YOU'VE SAVED YOUR WORLD
YOU'RE A MUCH MORE VALUABLE PRIZE.
Jack: NICE JOB, DANNY.
OR SHOULD WE SAY "DANNY."
WHAT?
UH... SORRY, CITIZENS.
BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
Jazz: IT'S OK, DANNY, THEY KNOW.
[CHEERING]
CITIZENS OF AMITY PARK AND OF THE WORLD.
AS THE YOUNGEST MAYOR IN AMITY PARK HISTORY
IT'S MY GREAT HONOR TO PRESENT THIS COMMEMORATIVE STATUE
HONORING THE HERO WHO BRAVELY SAVED US ALL.
DANNY PHANTOM.
Tucker: AN EXACT DUPLICATE OF THIS STATUE
STANDS PROUDLY IN THE CAPITAL OF EVERY NATION OF THE WORLD.
AND EACH WILL STAND FOR AS LONG AS WE HAVE OUR WORLD.
BECAUSE THANKS TO DANNY PHANTOM, WE STILL HAVE ONE.
I STILL WONDER HOW DANNY WAS ABLE TO FOOL US FOR SO LONG.
GOOD QUESTION, BUT I GOTTA ADMIT, HE WAS GOOD.
AFTER ALL, IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FOOL ME.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DANNY?
Affirmative, father.
THAT'S MY BOY.
WHERE THE HECK ARE DANNY AND SAM?
I DON'T KNOW.
HE SAID HE HAD SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.
Sam: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ATTEND YOUR OWN CEREMONY.
WELL, YOU KNOW ME.
I KIND OF LIKE SITTING ON THE SIDELINES SOMETIMES.
AND YOUR FOLKS ARE COOL WITH KNOWING YOUR SECRET IDENTITY?
YEAH, THE TIME FOR SECRETS IS OVER.
THE WORLD IS SAFE, TIME FOR NEW BEGINNINGS.
MY DAD EVEN SAYS HE WANTS ME TO TEAM UP WITH HIM NOW.
SAYS I CAN BE HIS SIDEKICK.
YOU'RE A BIG STAR NOW.
PROBABLY THE BIGGEST IN THE WORLD.
YEAH, IT'S WEIRD, HUH?
YOU'LL PROBABLY GET PRETTY BUSY.
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
AND I PROBABLY WON'T SEE MUCH OF YOU ANYMORE.
OH, I WOULDN'T COUNT ON THAT.
SAM, I COULD NEVER HAVE DONE ANY OF THIS WITHOUT YOU.
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT'S COMING NEXT.
I JUST HOPE THAT WHATEVER IT IS
YOU'RE THERE TO SHARE IT WITH ME.
I WILL BE.
I JUST HAVE TO WARN YOU, I'M NO PUSHOVER, YOU KNOW.
I STILL HAVE MY OWN WAY OF DOING THINGS.
THAT'S WHAT I'M COUNTING ON.
ACTUALLY, BEING A FREE-ROAMING SPACE NOMAD ISN'T HALF-BAD.
AT LEAST IT'S QUIET, AND I...
[SCREAMS]
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SEE WHERE THE FUTURE TAKES US?
WHY NOT?
Sam: COOL STATUE.
PERSONALLY, I WOULD'VE MADE IT OUT OF RECYCLED MATERIALS.
BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST ME.
Men: ♪ BILLIONFOLD ♪
Spoken: INC.