Here we are. The Summerween Superstore.
Wait-- summer what?
Summerween!
The people of this town love Halloween so much,
They celebrate it twice a year.
And wouldn't you know it? It's today!
Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket?
Yes.
Summerween? Something about this feels unnatural.
There's free candy!
To the costume aisle!
I'd lend you a hand-- but I don't seem to have any!
This guy tells it like it is.
Sir.
Could please stop pushing that.
Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious
And you got yourself a deal.
well!
When the children come to my door tonight,
They're gonna run away screaming
from Stan Pines, master of fright!
Boo!
Uh-oh. Think this one's leaking!
Have the police come and eject the Pines family from the store.
Not today! My eyes!
You paid for this stuff, right?
Of course!
I hate Summerween.
Let's move!
I am so excited!
We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
And have the biggest stomachaches ever!
- Yeah! Ha ha! - Yeah!
Dude, I've never seen you guys so pumped.
Well, back at home, me and Dipper were
kind of the kings of trick-or-treating.
Twins in costumes-- the people eat it up.
Well, you dudes better be careful out there.
It's a night of ghouls and goblins,
Not to mention...
The Summerween trickster.
So the legend goes, eating children
who lack the Summerween spirit.
Well, you don't have to worry about us.
We've got spirit to go around.
Oh, what is this stuff?
I've never even heard of these brands.
Sand pop?
Gummy chairs?
Mr. Adequate bar?
This is all cheapo loser candy!
Quiet your discontent, children,
Lest the trickster overhear.
Your cape is caught in your fly, soos.
Touch¨¦.
Goodbye, loser candy!
Trick-or-treaters!
Quick, give 'em that terrible candy!
Happy summer--
- Wha--?! - 'Sup, squirt?
Hey, Dipper.
Wendy! Ha ha ha!
Ow! Wh-- what's up, guys?
Ugh! I left my jacket here, again.
Hey, what's with the candy?
You goin' trick- or-treating or something?
Well, actually, I, uh...
Shut up, Robbie. Of course he's not going trick-or-treating.
No, yeah, uh...
Trick-or-treating is for babies...
I guess.
You should come to this party with us.
Tambry's parents are out of town,
And it's gonna be off the chain!
Not surprised you didn't hear about it.
Hey, guys, wait!
Maybe I'll see you at the party.
If you're not too busy playing dress-up.
It's at nine! Don't forget!
What am I gonna tell Mabel?
Gruncle Stan, these are my best friends...
- Candy and Grenda! - I am so sweet, I could eat myself.
Hello, Mr. Pines.
You got a cold, honey?
Something wrong with your voice there?
What do you mean? Why would you say that?
Is Waddles coming with us?
I wish he could, but...
He's got some very important meetings to attend!
File these documents under "I,"
For "I have a curly tail!"
What about your brother?
Oh, man, guys, just wait until you see Dipper's costume.
It's amazing!
Here he comes now.
That is a very good Dipper costume.
What the hey-hey, bro-bro? Where's your costume?
Look, I can't go trick-or-treating.
I'm, uh, really sick.
Must have been that bad candy. You go on without me.
Fight through it, man! Where's your Summerween spirit?
Trick or treat.
Dude, really?
You're a little old for this, man. Sorry.
But wait. I'm...!
Why'd you close the door? I told you, Mabel...
I'm just not feeling it tonight.
I think a little trick-or-treating will make you feel better.
I'm not trick-or-treating.
Look, man, just go to another house!
Dipper, where's your summerween hospitality?
I'm not getting that.
Well, I am.
I apologize for my brother.
He came down with a case of the grumpy grumps.
Silence!
You have insulted me, and for this you must pay...
With your lives!
Ohh! What a cute little mask.
You're a funny guy, aren't you?
Funny am I?
"Twick-or-tweat"!
My name is Gorney!
Aah! Remember me!
Gorney!
There's only one way for you to avoid his fate--
I need treat.
If you can collect 500 pieces of candy
And bring it to me before the last
Jack-o'-melon goes out...
I will let you live.
Five hundred treats in one night? That's impossible!
The choice is yours, children.
You must trick-or-treat...
Or die!
Oh, my gosh, Mabel, do you know what this means?
I do.
It means you have to come trick-or-treating!
Yay!
Who was that guy?
It's the legend Soos told us about.
It's true!
What do we do, what do we do?
What's going on out here, dudes?
I heard a ruckus.
That's a funny word-- "Ruckus."
Soos, a monster is making us trick-or-treat,
or else he's gonna eat us.
I got a picture.
The Summerween trickster!
Oh, man, dude, you guys are in crazy bonkers trouble.
How are we gonna get that much candy in one night?
There's no way!
Listen up, people!
Now, some might say that being cursed
by a bloodthirsty holiday monster is a bad thing...
I wet myself!
But that monster messed with the wrong crew.
With Candy's spirit, Grenda's strength,
Dipper's brains, and...
Soos, here...
We'll get 500 pieces of candy and have fun doing it, too,
Even if it takes all night!
To the streets!
All night?
But-- but I'm sick, remember?
Dipper, what's worse--
Getting eaten by a horrifying monster,
Or going trick-or-treating with us?
Well...
Come on! Aah!
Ah, Summerween!
Those kids aren't gonna know what hit 'em!
Trick-or-treat!
what can I do for--!
Oh! Oh, no! No!
Huh?
Can we have candy now?
What's the matter with you kids?
That was the scariest thing you've ever seen, right?
Well, have you seen... This?
Guts! Very real guts!
Uh... We've been watching horror movies
since we were, like, two years old.
Yeah, we're not scared.
Oh, you will be.
You will be.
For glory, my children! Charge!
You make a great me.
No, you make a great me!
No, you do! Heh heh!
I don't understand why we
can't just buy our candy and be done with it.
That sort of takes the fun out of "Trick-or-treat or die."
I'm trying to take the "Die" Out of "Trick-or-treat or die."
Trick-or-treat!
Well, aren't you just the cutest!
And is everyone in costume?
Oh, good!
- Wonderful! - Happy Summerween!
Trick-or-treat!
And is everybody in costume?
Chimney sweep, elephant man,
Squeegee, ant farm.
Oh, and what are you supposed to be?
Uh, actually, I'm not dressed up as anything.
We-- we're kind of in a hurry here.
Oh. I see.
Enjoy!
One piece of black licorice?
Circus peanut! This is loser candy!
Four pieces of candy?
This is gonna take forever.
We've gotta up our game, Dipper.
You gotta put on your costume.
I told you, I'm not up to it, Mabel.
Oh, really?
Hmm.
I've seen better.
Tick tock.
So, what was that about being too sick to wear a costume?
We want candy! We want candy!
All right, you got me, kids.
You guys win.
I guess I'm not that scary, you know?
You've-- you-- oh, no!
Why? Why is there a pig jumping out of my chest?
- Candy. - Can-dee!
What scares you two freaks?
Here, watch this.
What? What is this, some kind of--
Some kind of kitten or...?
Aah, aah, aah!
What happened to you, Stan Pines?
What happened?
Introducing, for the first time in public...
Tah-dah! Peanut butter and jelly!
Awww!
I will make you internet-famous!
Hey, erase that.
Let's just get this over with, okay?
Over with! Over with!
Do you really think this will make a difference?
Tah tah tah, tah-tah-tah-tah
Twins!
Let's get that candy, guys!
Thirty-four... Thirty-five...
Thirty-six.
You see? Because... Yeah, I get it.
Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four...
A hundred and twenty-four!
Come on, come on!
Hello!
what a horrible mask!
That's just my face.
This is a mask!
Ohhh!
Oh, yeah yeah...
It's actually better.
Urr...!
Four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine!
We did it!
All we need is one more piece of candy.
And it's only 8:30. Perfect timing!
Yeah, and your cough went away, too!
Dude, I'm gonna go around and grab the truck.
Soos away!
Last one to the final house is a pair of wax lips!
Not me! No!
Ah!
The perfect time to go to Wendy's party,
And no one needs to know I was trick-or-treating.
Hey, Dipper!
Oh, hey, Wendy.
What's up?
Are you coming to the party?
What are you doin' out here?
Oh, I'm-- I'm on my way.
I like watching the trick-or-treaters.
Reminds me of when I was a kid.
Okay, then. You're coming, right?
Definitely, definitely.
Cool. See ya there.
Later, guys.
You're going to a party.
Well-- well, hey, I-- aah!
That's why you were acting so weird
And trying to hurry us.
You're not sick at all,
So if it wasn't for this crazy monster,
You were gonna ditch me...
On our favorite holiday!
What happened to the Dipper who used love Halloween?
And where's all the candy?
Relax, relax.
I left it right here, behind this bush.
Oh, no!
- What did you do? - Well, I-- I--!
Uh... Guys?
Oh, no!
All the jack-o'-melons are out!
Look!
Heh heh heh!
Good night!
- Stop! - What?
No, no, no, no, no! Don't, don't, don't!
Huh? What's happening?
Just don't blow out that candle.
What?!
Don't blow out that candle!
I'm old man McGucket!
Wait!
Sorry!
Whoo, that was close.
Uh-oh.
Knock-knock.
So children. Where's my candy?..
I swear, we had all 500 pieces!
Look, it's down there somewhere.
We can still get it.
I'm afraid it's too late!
That was your last chance.
Go! Go, go, go!
- Aah! Dipper! - Mabel!
We're alive! Yeah!
- Whoa! - Soos!
That wasn't, like, a regular pedestrian, was it?
It was the monster.
Thanks, Soos.
I'm just glad it's over.
Right?
Did everyone remember to put on their seatbelts?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Let's go.
Hey, are you okay?
There are probably some bandages back at the shack.
Uh...
Guys?
Raaahhh!
Brakes, brakes, brakes!
We have to hide!
It's blocking the only exit.
Everyone stay quiet.
Oh, now you're worried about the monster!
I thought all you cared about was Wendy.
Mabel, you know that's not true.
I just-- I felt like I was getting a little too old
to go trick-or-treating.
That's exactly why we need to go trick-or-treating, Dipper.
We're getting older.
There's not that many Halloweens left.
I guess I didn't realize it was already our last one.
We have to escape. What if it sees us?
If only there was something we could use to cover
Our bodies and faces with--
You know, like a disguise of some kind.
This way!
Almost there!
Soos!
Stop!
Soos, don't you dare!
Sorry, dude, today's been way stressful.
I need some levity.
Oh, thank goodness. It was out of batteries.
Soos! No!
No matter the score, I'm always "A head"!
this cackling head's the voice of a generation.
Wha--?
Hey, monster!
Hiyah!
Aaahhhh!
Salt water taffy? Gross!
What are you--? Wait, it is!
You really haven't figured it out yet?
Aah!
Don't you recognize me? Look at my face.
Look closely.
Loser candy!
That's right. Did you ever stop and think
About the candy at the bottom of the bag
That no one likes?
Every year, the children of Gravity Falls
throw away all of the rejected candy into the dump.
So I seek revenge--
Revenge on the picky children who cast me aside.
I'm made of every tossed piece of black licorice,
every discarded bar of old chocolate
with, like, that white powder stuff on it.
You know that stuff?
I hate that stuff!
No one would eat me!
But now, I'm going to eat you!
Aaahhh!
I'm gonna eat... Ohh!
What is that?
'sup, bro?
Mm. Dudes, you want some of this?
Wait. You actually think I taste good?
Uh, sure. You know.
All I've ever wanted is for someone to say that I was good.
I'm so happy!
The crying makes it a little weird, but...
I guess I'm still eating.
'Sup, Gorney?
I've been "Twaumatized"!
Now what? Let's get our candy already.
Old dude! Old dude!
Ahh.
Wash off the shame, Stan, wash off the shame.
Ha! He thought he could scare us!
Heh? What's that?
Still got it.
- Hey, Stan. - Hi, Gruncle Stan.
Hello, Mr. Pines.
How's it hangin'? Hey, Dipper.
Wendy! I didn't see you at the party. Where where you?
Uh, I, uh...
I was trick-or-treating...
With my sister.
Yeah.
Mm. Party was lame, anyway.
Robbie ate a lollipop stick first and had to go home sick.
Aw, man.
We went to every single house,
And we didn't even get to eat any candy!
Candy?
How's that for candy!
And now back to the fear guy from terror town street!
You know, kids, I been thinking--
At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy,
or costumes, or even scary people.
It's a day when the whole family can get together at one place
and celebrate what really matters--
Pure evil.
I ate a man alive tonight.
Working nine to five what a way to make a living
Barely getting by it's all taking and no giving
They just use your mind and they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
Nine to five for service and devotion