Are you sure?
Yes, my incredible sence of smell tell's me that's a caramel.
Uck! cherry Cordial
Really? Maybe you should get a dog.
I need help.
I don't know what to put on Harvey's valentine.
What do you have so far?
Dear Harvey. I don't like it.
I can help you with this one.
Put 'You rock my world' Guys love that.
Maple butter-cream. Yuck!
Who got chocolates?
You did, from Dirk, the mailman.
How sweet.
Yeah, but there are hardly any caramels.
Does this look like one?
Only one way to find out.
Marzipan!
Okay. Now this one.
Quit touching them.
Use a spell.
There.
That was easy.
Yeah. But it takes all the mystery out of life.
1x17. First Kiss
One. Two. Three.
Wow! Yours is so big.
And yours is so... cute.
'Happy Val day Sab'
I thought 'Sab' would be a cool nick-name for you.
Really?
Who am I kidding?
My valentines started out just as big as yours
but I kept trying to make it even and it got smaller and smaller.
But I love it, it's very symmetrical.
Y'see that's what I was going for. I love symmetry.
Things just look nicer that way.
Like your face.
It's really symmetrical.
The Bell! We're late! Um. To be continued?
Yeah.
Happy Val day, Sab!
Well, thanks for walking me home.
Maybe I should walk you in.
Make sure you get to the living room okay.
I'd like that.
Well, here we are.
We made it!
Um. Since we came this far, do you wanna stay and hang out?
It sounds like fun.
Okay. Wait here, I'll just go a see if my aunts are around.
Salem, what are you doing?
Nothing!
You're in a chat-room again pretending to be a woman aren't you?
I like the attention.
Well say goodbye.
Harvey's here and you'd better start acting cattier.
Mean!
Where are my aunts?
They went to the Goya exhibit at the museum.
Did you know Zelda was one of his models?
Didn't know, don't care.
Hey.
Got anything to eat?
I was just checking.
Wow! Great kitchen.
Yeah.
Do you like canapés?
As much as the next guy.
Well lets go back in the living room.
Oh! I'll grab the cat.
We can make him chase the light reflected off my watch.
No! Er...
He's not allowed in the living room.
Very bad shedding problem.
Really?
Better if he just stays here and minds his own business.
Like I don't have anything better to do than spy on her.
Wait! I don't!
Isn't Annie Leiberwitz cool?
She does everybody.
Oh look at this one! Whoopy Goldberg in a bath-tub o' milk.
I wonder if they warmed it before she got in.
I'm sure. She's a star.
What was that?
Sparks are flying.
You know I don't wanna look at this book anymore.
What d'ya wanna do?
...Kiss you?
Okay.
NEOOO!
What's with your cat?
I don't know. I'll go talk to him...
I mean feed him Haha.
Be right back.
You little sneak! How dare you!
I can't believe you were spying on me.
And it's a good thing I was.
You can't kiss Harvey.
Just watch me, and that's a figure of speech.
But something horrible could happen.
Didn't your aunts tell you.
The sparks were a warning.
A warning? Of what?
You shouldn't hear it from your cat, just trust me.
Do-not-kiss-Harvey!
are you being sincere?
Yes, and it pains me to do it.
Okay, I wont kiss Harvey
but if you're making this up,
I swear you will be neutered.
Slowly.
Yeah?
Ah, you have to go. There's an emergency.
What's wrong?
My cats sick. He needs an operation.
Can I do anything?
No. We're going to use a certified vet.
I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe we can go to a movie?
Sounds great!
Just great!
This ones going on the fridge.
How was the museum?
It's so funny. They're selling postcards of Zelda...
nude!
Well Hel-lo!
Excuse me! It's art...
and according to that guy in the raincoat
who was staring at me, a masterpiece.
Idon't understand, why can't I kiss Harvey?
This is what I heard.
'Rhino hunting man, whick-a-nickis Harvey' Slow down.
I said 'Why Can't I Kiss Harvey?'
Got it that time.
Sabrina, have a seat. We need to talk.
Nothing good ever comes of talking.
You see when a witch kisses a mortal for the first time,
the mortal turns into a frog.
A frog?
Look, if you guys don't like Harvey just...
No! No! No! We like him. Otherwise we wouldn't be warning you.
So if I kiss Harvey he turns into a frog.
It sounds like something out of a fairy tail?
Well they had to get it from somewhere.
Do you think they make that stuff up?
So I can never kiss Harvey?
Not without transmogrifying him.
That's not a good thing.
My life is ruined, I hate being a witch!
Oh-no! It's not so bad.
I went through high school without kissing.
Can we come in?
Sure.
Can we turn on the light?
If you must.
We've been doing some research that we think you should know about.
We checked the handbook
and since you're half mortal there's only a fifty-fifty chance...
that Harvey will turn into a frog.
So it's good news?
well there's a fifty percent chance that it's good news
and a fifty percent chance that it's bad.
It's sort of a coin toss.
Here.
Flip it, you'll see what we mean.
Okay.
Heads: He stays Harvey,
tails: He's a frog.
Tails.
Maybe two out of three.
Heads!
Tails. Ugh!
Why the Ugh!?
Out of a hundred try's it came out fifty heads and fifty tails.
What are the odds of that happening.
Don't ask me, I was an English major.
Who could that be?
I'm not expecting company. Are you?
It's Harvey and I look like laundry!
There.
Chic.
Hi! What are you doing here?
Don't you remember? Yesterday I said I'd see you tomorrow.
And today's tomorrow.
Right. So do you still wanna go to a movie?
Sure. Wait!
They keep those theatres kinda dark don't they?
I'd better go ask my aunts. Stay here.
Harvey's here and he want's to go to the movies. What should I do?
See 'Shine' Everybody's raving about it.
You know what I mean.
I see no reason why two friends can't go to the movies.
Right. Two friends.
Just be careful.
Would it help if I gave him a bad breath spell?
No, I still have to sit next to him.
Can we crunch those numbers one more time?
I checked with MIT.
They're still fifty-fifty.
Well, let me know if they change.
All right. Let's go.
Great. I'm really looking forward to this.
Me too old buddy, old pal.
So. What kind of movie are you up for?
Something with a lot of random property damage.
'Vindicator III' just opened.
Perfect.
Let me help you with that. They're kinda tricky.
There.
You look really pretty tonight.
Thanks, so do you. let's go.
Now is he the real vindicator or the replicator?
Heads.
I'm sorry. What did you say?
It's not important. Whoever he is, now he's dead.
Hey,
you look really pretty tonight.
Oh! Better get more popcorn.
Here ya go.
Heads! Alright!
Why do you keep flipping that coin?
Well if it comes up heads a hundred times in a row I win a prize.
Tails. Stupid eagle!
Hey,
do ya know what the best part of that movie was?
The end credits with the Lou Reed song?
No.
Seeing it with you.
Thanks.
You look really pretty tonight.
Muffin?
Well that was fun.
Best time two friends could have.
Well nothing left to say so good night and gods-speed.
Sabrina! Can we talk?
What about?
Has something changed between us?
What d'ya mean?
Well maybe I'm reading too much into this but...
yesterday I got the feeling that...
you wanted to kiss me, and today I feel like you don't.
No Harvey. It's just...
You see I...
I can't explain.
That's all right. You don't have to.
I mean if that's what you want we can just be...
Friends.
I think that would be the best for both of us.
All right. I'll walk you to the door.
Oh man! I really wanted to kiss you.
Yeah?
You're still here!
I'll always be here for you Sabrrrribit.
I was afraid you'd say that.
Help! Help!
What's the matter?
I turned Harvey into a frog!
Oh-no!
You're not helping with that music aunt Hilda.
Sorry.
I thought you were going to just be friends?
I tried but I failed and now we're not even the same species.
Well first thing first. Let's keep him moist.
And secondly. There's still hope.
Right. The true love clause.
What's that?
There's a test you can take to determine if it's true love,
and if it is Harvey will change back into a person.
And if it isn't.
You'll be changed into a frog.
Aren't those stakes kinda high? I mean...
Harvey's super-cute and I really really like him, but...
how am I supposed to know if it's true love?
Well do you think about him when he's not around?
Yeah.
And does your heart beat faster when you see him walking down the hall?
Yeah.
And does it bother you when he chews gum?
No.
Then it might be true love.
I'm taking the test!
Is it multiple choice?
Where are we?
The National Institute of Love.
Normally it's very clinical but they go all out for valentines day.
Wow! They really take their colour scheme seriously.
I'll sign you in.
Drell should be here any minute.
Drell gives the test!?
Yeah. It's kinda strange us seeing each other today.
It's the ninety-forth anniversary of our thirty-second break-up.
Congratulations.
Thanks.
Here he comes.
Hello ladies, and Hilda.
So Sabrina, you're here to take the test of true love huh?
Yes I am.
The test is in three parts. Each one more horrifying than the last.
You scared?
A little.
Smart. Now you have a standard release form here.
The council is, of course, not responsible for the loss of hair,
dignity or personal items. Just er sign right here.
If you want collision just initial the box.
Oh don't fall for that. It's a rip-off.
What was that?!
You just signed your life away. So. You all set?
Yeah. Where do I start?
Start at door number one.
Good luck.
Follow your heart.
Don't let Harvey dry out.
Come on!
Please welcome Sabrina Spellman.
Oh! What is this?
Part one of your test is the true love game.
Here, sit down.
Would you like to meet your three Harveys?
Harveys? I like this game.
Gentlemen, lets give your best hello's to Sabrina.
Hey Sabrina.
Hey! Sabrina.
Hey Sabrina.
Hi Harvey's.
How well do you know the person you think you're in love with?
Lets find out and here are the questions.
All right. Um.
This question is for Harvey number two.
'If I were a princess trapped in a tower.
How would you rescue me?'
Well the thought of you makes me walk on air,
so I'd float right up and whisk you away.
That's sweet. And Harvey number one.
What would you do?
Blow up the tower.
Okay.
Um. This questions for Harvey number three.
'Describe Harvey numbers one's best and worst feature'
Well he has really nice side-burns.
Thanks man, you too.
Hey, what about me?
They're okay.
Come on guys. Lets just go on please.
Okay. This question is for all of you.
'What's your favourite kind of triangle?'
These questions don't tell me anything.
Nobody said the test would be easy.
Harvey number one, your triangle?
Obtuse.
And why?
I don't know.
Harvey number two?
Scalene. Definitely scalene.
And Harvey number three, what's your favourite kind of triangle.
Equilateral. I like that it's symmetrical.
That's him! That's my Harvey! Harvey number three!
That's right Sabrina and you've past part one.
I passed!
Ha-ha! Congratulations.
Way to go!
Well you passed the test of friendship.
True love can't exist without friendship.
They make me say that.
I'm pumped. What's next?
Um, Door number two.
Okay.
Wish me luck Harvey.
Oh even as a frog he's cute.
Come on Harvey, let's go and check the trellis for bugs.
So. What's new in the life of the most powerful man in the universe?
I finally moved out of my parents basement.
Really?
Yeah, you were right. I-I should have done it centuries ago.
I told you. So you've got your own place?
Yeah.
I'd love to come see it sometime.
Oh that'd-that'd be great.
Especially if you brought some furniture.
Hello!
Anybody!
Is this a test for patience?
Hey!
Hi!
Ah is anyone sitting here?
No. Go ahead.
Great.
I'm Zak.
So are you here to take the test?
Yeah, I wish they'd hurry.
Oh. Could be awhile so you should just relax.
The sun feels good, huh?
Yeah. It's kinda cool to lay by the pool in the middle of February.
Yeah. You know those sun glasses are great on you.
You look like a blonde Audrey Hepburn.
I love Audrey Hepburn!
Which one of her movies is your favourite?
Well I'd have to say 'Sabrina' I just love the name.
You're kidding! That's my name.
Wow!
So Sabrina, are you hungry?
I hadn't thought about it but I guess maybe a little.
How about a piece of delicious chocolate cake?
Wow, that looks amazing.
Oh it is. Here, have a little bite.
I don't know. I had a pretty big muffin earlier.
Ah come on. One little taste couldn't hurt.
That's true.
You look really pretty tonight.
Wait! You're trying to make me forget about Harvey aren't you?
Harvey? Who's Harvey?
Oh Ho-ho! You're a sly one. But I can't eat cake when Harvey's in trouble.
Ah yes you can!
No I can't!
Eat it!
No!!
Well that was the test. You passed.
I did? Whoo-Hoo!!
How about one bite to celebrate?
What do you take me for?
I passed and I got some colour in my cheeks.
Nicely done. You passed the test of fidelity.
You resisted temptation. Something that tests every relationship.
Zelda, do you mind. This is my gig.
Sorry.
One more door and we're out of here.
Not so fast! The next test is really dangerous.
Our insurance carrier requires that you read this pamphlet.
'So you're going to be a frog'?
I'll go over it with you honey.
What ya thinkin'?
You're asking me?
Yeah.
Can't a guy ask a girl what she's thinkin'?
I was just wondering.
Do you think our old flame is still burning?
Well there's one way to find out.
You still have it?
Yeah. No-one bough
t it at the garage-sale.
It's over here.
You open it, I'm afraid to look.
Yes! The old flame is still burning.
After all these years.
You can warm soup over it.
Maybe what we had was special.
I'm going to take the test of true love.
For me?
For us.
I'll be waiting.
Maybe this could be the beginning of something wonderful.
You rock my world.
I'm as giddy as a school-girl.
Say hello to Hilda Spellman.
Right guys. Give your best hello's to Hilda.
Hi Hilda.
Hilda Baby.
Yo Hilda.
Hi Drell's. I think I already know.
Cool your jets. That's not how we play.
Sorry.
Drell number two.
'If you were a condiment. what would you be?'
It's a stupid question.
Ketchup! Ketchup! Say Ketchup!
Mustard. So I could spice up your life.
That's him! That's my Drell!
Incorrect. Games over.
Number three?
No.
Number one?
I said it's over.
No it's not!
Security!
What, no canned applause?
Sorry.
I've finished the pamphlet.
So you've decided what kind of frog you wanna be?
Yeah, I've selected the flying tree-frog.
Excellent choice. Then it's time for the last test. But this one isn't...
Easy like the others.
Good luck and don't be nervous.
I'm not nervous. I mean I know it's true love.
So therefore I have no reason to be nervous.
Er push. Don't pull, push.
Hello!
Is anybody here?
Harvey! Where are you?
I'm not sure. It's dark in here.
See if you can find a light switch.
Wait, here's one.
I don't like this. What's going on?
It's a test of faith.
You have to get to me.
Does the safe road come out anywhere near you?
No. I think it dead-ends in the suburbs.
Then there's only one way.
Scared.
Hot!
Really scared!
Really hot!!
Get back! It's not worth it.
Yes it is! I can do this!
I made it! Oh Harvey!
All that for a hologram?!
I did it! I passed!
It is true love.
Oh Sabrina, that's wonderful!
I have to admit I had my doubts.
But now I can shout it to the world.
I HAVE A TRUE LOVE!
Don't rub it in. Take your frog and go.
But I passed, why's Harvey still a frog?
There's one final detail.
To change him back you have to return to the scene of the kiss
and kiss him again.
I have to kiss a frog?
That is so gross.
Teenagers!
They'll jump through flames but ask them to kiss a frog.
Would you go?
Come on.
Wait! Where's aunt Hilda?
Shhh! Don't ask.
Hmm! Zak, this pecan pie is fabulous.
Even better than the cheesecake
Is that meringue?
Your lips are all slimy.
It worked!
That was great!
I know! That's why I've been trying to kiss you all night.
Can we try it again? I think I might enjoy it more this time.
Me too. I have to admit I was pretty nervous.
Aren't they cute?
Yeah. I'm glad she passed
but I still can't believe you let her take that risk.
There was no risk. I knew she'd pass.
You did?
At sixteen, it's always true love.
Why didn't you tell her?
Because now...
she thinks it's extra-special.
I just found out I don't have basketball practice,
so if you want I can give you a ride home.
And miss getting stuff thrown at me on the bus?
Hmm... Okay!
Great! Then I'll meet you here at three-thirty?
Great.
See ya.
Yeah?
It's kinda too bad you don't have basketball practice today.