Good morning, Sabrina.
Morning.
What'll it be?
Egg white omelet or oatmeal?
(screams)
Okay, you can have a Pop-Tart.
No. It's your faces-- you all have Harvey's face.
Even the cat.
I am Harvey... and I need 20 bucks.
I'm attracted to all of you, yet I'm repulsed.
Oh, make it stop.
Oh, honey,
sometimes when a witch really loves someone
and can't stop thinking about them
they literally see the object of their affection
in other people's faces.
Yeah. It happens to me all the time.
Hi, baby.
Help.
All you have to do to make it stop
is say out loud how you feel about Harvey.
I really love and miss Harvey.
SABRINA: Ah, much better.
¶ ¶
¶ Secrets ¶
¶ You're never gonna know ¶
¶ You're never gonna get it ¶
¶ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ¶
¶ Secrets, secrets ¶
¶ Secrets. ¶
¶ ¶
You want my mayonnaise? Nah.
Harvey would have.
He always liked my condiments.
Sometimes he'd even eat my garnish.
Oh, just take it.
There's Harvey.
No Colette.
Go talk to him.
All right, I'm going.
Hi.
So, how have you been?
Hi, guys.
Oh, Harvey, you left your chemistry book.
You forgot it in my locker.
Oops.
I forgot napkins.
Oh, you're sharing lockers now?
Well, I got a new plant.
A green one?
Oh, Harvey, my mom wants to know
if you could bring a pumpkin pie to Thanksgiving dinner.
But we always have Thanksgiving at your...
It's a philodendron. Excuse me.
Can I have your mayonnaise?
Sure.
Sabrina, shouldn't you be in school?
Oh, I just slipped away to shop.
You know, I've always wanted a fine timepiece.
What happened with Harvey now?
He's going to go to Colette's for Thanksgiving.
I always went to his house.
Now where will I go? What will become of me?
But I thought you always said
Mrs. Kinkle's stuffing tasted like lumpy spackle.
Yes, but with gravy and Harvey, it was pretty good.
How could I have been so stupid?
I wish I had never kissed Josh.
I know. I wish I had never kissed Estes Kefauver.
I wish things weren't so messed up with me and Harvey.
It may not be over between you.
Sometimes people just need
a little time apart.
Try to remember, whatever happens
if it was meant to be, it will be.
And everything happens for a reason.
And safety first.
Okay, I need to work on my clichés.
One decaf cappuccino coming right up.
¶ Love lift us up where we belong ¶
¶ Where the eagles cry... ¶
(machine gurgling)
Uh, this is our new drink--
the, um, foam-uccino.
Harvey, I was just... not thinking about you.
Hey, listen, uh, we need to talk.
Really?
Yeah, but...
it's pretty busy in here.
Maybe it's not a good time.
No...
Guess I didn't hear the ice cream truck.
So, what did you want to talk about?
Well, last night I was looking at all this stuff that I have
that reminds me of you.
You were? I was, too.
So you agree that, now that we're broken up,
we should give all that stuff back to each other?
Absolutely.
That's... just what I was thinking.
Well, look at the crowd.
I should get back to work.
Hey, aren't those the people that just left?
They check out the competition; they always come back.
(sobbing)
His letterman's jacket...
pictures... (sobbing): No...
the hat he made me in wood shop...
Please, just talk to him.
He's good people.
He's moved on. We've moved on.
There's nothing left to talk about.
You want me to talk to him?
No. Harvey's just not the right guy for me.
Oh, so you still want to date Josh.
No, but the whole thing with Josh
made me realize that...
well, what I want is a college guy.
Yeah, a college guy.
Yeah, somebody cool and... ptth!
Harvey's just not that cool.
I always thought I'd be Harvey's best man
at your wedding.
(knocking on door)
SALEM: Hilda, Zelda, it's so sad.
We have a surprise.
We're going to cook Thanksgiving dinner.
Turkey, stuffing and gravy? Lots of gravy?
Wow. You guys have never celebrated Thanksgiving before.
Well, we've decided to put our hard feelings
towards those poopie old witch-hating pilgrims aside.
Now, Hilda, we realized that it was more important
to cheer up someone we love than to hold a grudge...
against those poopie old pilgrims.
You guys are the best.
We're doing this for Sabrina.
If it involves gravy, you can do it
for Moms Mabley, for all I care.
Well, here's your stuff.
Yeah, here's yours.
Aw, my Hootie and the Blowfish CD.
Oh...
Here's your lip gloss.
Guess my books won't smell like strawberry swirl anymore.
Thanks.
Well... I guess that's everything.
Yep. So...
See ya.
Yeah. See ya.
Bye.
I can't believe it wasn't meant to be.
He's keeping her picture.
(in Valley talk): So, guy, Dreama
I can't believe he actually kept her picture.
(both squealing with laughter)
That means he totally still likes her.
But Sabrina doesn't think Harvey's cool enough.
Please, she's my friend, but she just doesn't get it.
Don't tell her I said that.
Girlfriend,
it's up to you.
Put a magic thermometer spell on Harvey
and make him cool.
I'll do it.
Not before you rinse me. God.
"Reach hand in cavity.
Loosen and remove giblets and gizzard."
Go ahead, Zellie.
You go ahead.
I unwrapped the foul fowl.
Well, who came up with this stupid rule
that witches have to make Thanksgiving dinner by hand?
Stupid witches.
They're just trying to discourage us
from celebrating Thanksgiving.
Well, it's working.
Oh, come on, we have to do this for Sabrina.
Let's just leave the gizzard, hmm?
What's next?
"Salt and pepper to taste."
This is hard.
Okay, Harvey, be cool.
(bell ringing)
I am so out of here.
Cool.
Sabrina, you have to talk to Harvey.
Oh, man, you're like a dog with a bone.
Listen, Harvey and I have given back
all our relationship stuff.
We have closure. But trust me--
Harvey's really changed.
We have closure.
Then why did he keep a picture of you
in his locker?
Closure. He kept my picture?
Did I also win a Nobel prize you didn't tell me about?
I've got to talk to him.
Oh. Hey, Harvey.
Yo, 'Brina.
'Brina?
Look, um, do you think we could talk?
What do you call what we're doing right now?
(cell phone ringing)
It's the Kink-Man.
Harvey just blew me off.
But isn't he cool?
Oh, are you responsible for the rebel without a clue?
I guess, but I thought you wanted him to be different.
No, I was just rationalizing
to get through this lonely, desperate time.
Oh.
Ay!
You've got to stop him
before he starts looking for Potsie.
Okay, okay, I'll warm him up.
I don't want no stinking fish sticks.
Too hot. Too hot. You've turned him into a hothead.
Hey.
What are you looking at, freckle boy?!
Oh, it's time I take matters in my own finger.
Wait, Clarence.
You dropped your Pokemon cards.
There. Perfect temperature.
Hi, Harvey.
Oh, hi, Colette.
Mind if I walk you to class?
I'm so glad I arranged that for her.
These recipes are so involved.
Why don't we make our own traditional Thanksgiving foods?
Great idea.
How about microwave popcorn?
Yes, and we'll put it in a casserole
and melt miniature marshmallows on top of it.
It's too bad you're being sarcastic
because that sounds kind of good.
Okay, lunch is almost over,
so I don't have much time, but I was wondering
if you knew of a "fix a broken love" spell?
Oh, sure, honey-- it's filed
right next to the "make life perfect" spell.
Oh, I could use that, too.
Sabrina, you know you can't use magic for love.
Oh, what can I use magic for?
Trust me--
in matters of the heart,
the mortal way is the magic way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's always so satisfying when I get through to her.
Check this out in the witch's cookbook.
"Have a homemade traditional Thanksgiving dinner
with all the fixings, in just one easy step."
ZELDA: Wonderful.
We'll have an authentic Thanksgiving dinner
made by hand-- just not our hands.
Okay, Harvey, we need to talk.
Hey, Colette, we need to talk.
Sure. What is it?
You're really nice
but this relationship doesn't feel
that comfortable to me,
and I think it'd be better
if we stopped seeing each other.
(quietly): Yes!
You're breaking up with me
so you can get back with Sabrina, aren't you?
Yes.
It's not that.
I mean...
I still love and care about her
but I don't know if I can ever forgive Sabrina
for what she did.
(whimpers): No.
If you want him to forgive you, just say you're sorry.
Look, I totally betrayed him.
I can't walk up to him and say, "Sorry!"
But if you.. No, you don't know how he said it.
I'll just show you.
(audio rewinding)
I don't know if I can ever forgive Sabrina
for what she did.
Ouch.
Harvey's never said anything like that before.
HARVEY: Colette, I never meant to hurt you.
Oh, I really need to remember
to turn off my radio soaps.
(projection screen retracts, flutters)
I hope our kitchen meets
all your culinary needs.
Mother, my eyes vex me.
We should never have partaken
of that evil weed.
Yes. Wretched tobacco!
Now don't be vexed.
How about
I get some tea for thee?
The mortal way-- they're pilgrims.
Of course.
Hot tea coming right up.
(microwave humming)
Witch! Witch!
They don't exactly
think outside of the box, do they?
There's got to be a spell to make Harvey forgive me.
Sabrina, maybe you should listen to your aunts' advice:
The mortal way is the magic way.
Here's one: "If you've done something wrong
"in a relationship, start over
by going back to the drawing board."
Or you could just ignore the cat.
Okay, now, all I need to do is
fill in our thought bubbles with what I want us to say.
Let's see, I'll say, "Can you forgive and forget?"
And Harvey'll say, "All is forgiven and forgotten."
Now, we'll all live happily ever after.
Wish me luck.
Hey, you should try to get on The Simpsons.
Harvey, can you forgive and forget?
All is forgiven and forgotten.
I'm sorry. I forgot.
You are...?
Sabrina.
And I am...?
Okay, back to the drawing board.
Let's see.
To err is human, to forgive divine.
This one'll work.
So, to err is human.
Why these fish sticks are simply divine.
I must forgive the lunch lady
for wreaking havoc with my waistline.
Sabrina...
your outfit, divine.
Okay, apparently, with this board
you have to choose your words very carefully.
So something simple and heartfelt.
"Harvey, let go and let God."
Yes, my child?
Shoot!
Sorry, Father.
Okay, I got the perfect idea.
Hey!
I was going to use that board
to mend the rift between me and Yvonne de Carlo.
John, Mary,
aren't we overreacting just a bit?
You're witches. Admit it.
All right, if you insist.
Oh, merciful heavens!
Oh, you know, for people
who crossed the Atlantic and fought Indians,
you're kind of fraidy cats. Come on now.
We just need you to make Thanksgiving dinner.
It would mean so much to our niece.
So if we prepare a feast for you, you'll send us home?
Quicker than you can say "cornucopia."
Aunt Hilda and Zelda, I really need to talk to you...
away from Mr. and Mrs. Quaker Oats.
Wait. Somebody has to watch the pilgrims.
Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!
Pilgrim! Pilgrim!
John, Mary, this is our very friendly talking cat, Salem.
He'll help you get started.
If he tries to repress your freedom of religion,
just spray him with a water bottle.
I just realized that I can't use a spell
to make Harvey forgive me.
Oh, so you're going to try it the mortal way?
No. I wanted to know
if I could borrow your magic lost in time clock?
You have to admit, she's tenacious.
I just want to go back to that night on the porch.
I won't kiss Josh, and Harvey won't be hurt.
Please? I really need a second chance.
I am the most powerful of all witches,
and I will only be appeased by gravy.
Stir faster or I'll turn you into toads.
Unleash not your anger!
We stir, sir!
Well, I'm off to right a wrong.
Now... how do I do this?
You make a left turn at "yesterday"
and then go forward toward "the past."
Okay, if you need me, I'll be on our porch two weeks ago.
Good luck.
Well, I guess, while we're waiting,
I could take a look at your bookkeeping.
What bookkeeping?
Cool.
Oh, so, um, what was I saying?
If everyone would just buy a goat
then we could eliminate leaf blowers
and stop global warming.
Well, here we are.
Oh, thanks for helping me study.
You're welcome. And you can admit I'm right
about the goat thing later.
Sorry, Josh, but I have
a really wonderful boyfriend Harvey
and, if I kiss you, then that'll hurt Harvey
and that would ruin our relationship forever.
Well I wouldn't want you to do anything you may later regret.
Thank you for being so understanding.
You don't look sick to me.
Harvey, wait!
I'm rewriting history here!
This stupid clock is broken.
I went back in time, and it still ruined things with Harvey.
Oh, honey, when the past refuses to change
it means what happened was meant to be.
Why would that be meant to be?
What good could possibly come of this?
We never said something good would come of it.
So it's really over between Harvey and me?
Aw. You okay?
Yeah. I'm fine.
Just going to do some stuff on my school paper
and bury myself in my work.
I don't need love.
I hope she still needs turkey.
Oh, right, turkey.
I wonder how Salem's doing with those pilgrims.
I must taste everything.
Nothing leaves this kitchen
until it passes my lips.
Mm.
Ooh, too spicy.
(grunts): Too bland.
Eh! Not just right.
Need I remind you of the penalty for displeasing me... toads?
Then be done with it.
We prefer that to this oppression.
Go ahead. Use your magic, witch.
Uh-oh.
(Sobbing)
you don't want to cook me.
I'm awful gamey.
Okay.
Uh, this is not how we left things.
He is an abomination.
Oh, so you've had time to get to know each other.
More importantly, how's the meal coming?
Hear ye, hear ye-- we quit.
Wait. Um, look
maybe we've asked of you
without giving anything in return.
Yeah, if you cook for us, we'll zap you anything you want.
A new horse? A winter coat?
(horse sputters)
Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!
Yes, we've established that we're witches.
So, do we have a deal?
Good wife
look at the strong haunches on that horse.
You know...
we could use a new feather bed.
And a bed warmer.
I want a real pewter one-- like the Joneses next door.
Awfully greedy for Puritans.
We'll give you whatever you want; just cook.
This shall be a Thanksgiving like no other.
ZELDA: Absolutely.
No dysentery this time.
Okay, we'll get out of your way.
Hey, isn't someone going to untie the cat?
Oh, sorry.
Are you... sorry?
Yes, very.
I'm so glad to hear you say that.
I'm so glad to say I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I didn't say I was sorry sooner.
But I'm sorry. None of this would have happened
if I hadn't taken you for granted
and spent all my time with brad and the guys.
I'm sorry I thought I wanted to date Josh.
I'm sorry I dated Josh.
I'm sorry to keep bringing it up.
And I'm sorry for saying I'd call at 8:15,
but I didn't call till 8:20.
And I'm sorry I ate the last Milk Dud at the movies.
Boy, I've really missed you.
I've missed you too.
You know...
I thought I couldn't forgive you,
but sometimes I feel like I'm under your spell.
I guess sometimes the mortal way
is the magic way.
What?!
You don't have to agree with me.
So, um, do you want to come over for a traditional Thanksgiving?
I thought your aunts don't cook Thanksgiving dinner.
Well, that's the tradition.
So, will you do me the honor
of taking back all of my junk?
If you'll take mine.
Hey!
You varnished it.
Yeah, my dad sprayed it, so no termites.
I thought up another way
for you and Harvey to get back together.
Never mind.
I knew there was someone I was supposed to call.
Thanksgiving dinner is served.
Oh boy.
Your caterers really go all out.
I know why that thing with Josh was meant to be--
made me appreciate how much Harvey means to me.
And I know another reason
why the whole Josh thing was meant to be.
I found out I really like Thanksgiving.
Come on, you two.
Everyone please, enjoy.
Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!
Sorry. Habit.
Well, okay. Um, let's go around the table
and say what we're thankful for.
Okay.
I'm thankful for family.
I'm thankful to you guys for doing this.
(muffled mouthful): More yams.
Did your cat just say "more yams"?
(laughing)
Come on, you guys, dance. Loosen up.
It's not immoral, just fun.
Oh, come on. It'll help you digest your food.
Live a little. It's a holiday.
Go pilgrims! Go pilgrims! Go pilgrims!