It's quite common for mortals to react
in a negative way when they discover that their beloved is a witch.
Eh, Sheala, why don't you share
your experience with the group?
David's madly in love with me
until he found out I was two-faced.
How about you, Sabrina?
You've spent all summer trying to get over
your break-up with Harvey? How do you feel?
I just feel so confused!
There's like a game of emotional
ping-pong going on in my head.
Can't believe Harvey is so dumb just to break up because I'm a witch.
He is a selfish, manipulative egomaniac.
No, he wasn't. He was a sweet puppy dog that would've followed you anywhere.
And he didn't shed.
You're right. I guess you call him.
Don't bother. It's over.
You're dead to him.
Nice shot.
You're bound to be conflicted.
Wounds of a heart take time to heal.
Tell me about it.
Harvey was my best friend, my soulmate.
Yet to him, you were nothing but a cat.
Doctor Witchfield, how am I supposed to start college and get up my life
if I can't stop thinking of Harvey?
The truth is that you made a lot of progress
over the summer - Yeah, guess I have.
Maybe, all I need now is some closure.
Words, empty words.
All you need now is some shock therapy.
- Yeah? - You're ready for closure.
All is left you to do is to go throug the final screen.
See, if you can watch Harvey
without having your heart aches.
One last chance to be in his arms.
We were fine. Nothing is aching.
Although, suddenly I'm in the mood
for a barn raising.
Uh, sorry, that's the wrong video. Ah, here. Try this one.
Oh, not as easy. He was a good kisser.
- Hey, you know what? I'm okay. - Congratulations, Sabrina!
You passed the test.
What a relief! I made it!
I'm finally really ready to let him go.
Don't leave me, Harvey! Noo!
Somebody, catch me!
Don't go, Harvey...
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch S05E01 - Every Witch Way but Loose
Eight and a half feet. Eh, eight...
Zelda, what are you doing?
- Nothing. - You jumped.
For joy when I saw you.
You were measuring behind my back.
You were going to redecorate
Sabrina's room without me.
I didn't think you'd mind.
- Why not? - Because you are a kind
and giving person. And you have
no taste. - I have empathical taste.
As the way you've decorated your bedroom:
south-western Mr. Fo chinese.
I call it "Cassadei Feng Shui".
Hilda, Sabrina is going to college now.
She needs a room
where she can do a serious study.
And what project did you have in mind?
Oh, I see. You'd like Sabrina to spent
her college years living in a mortuary.
I'm not done yet. I'm getting her
a beautiful inkwell. - Inkwell? Uuh,
how awkward? I personally think
that Sabrina would be more comfortable living in a room
like the one I had during my academic years.
You went to a clown college.
University!
Graduated magnicum self-eter.
Back in the box, chuckles!
There's no use arguing. Sabrina's room. We should let her decide
how she wants to decorate. - Fine.
I'm confident that Sabrina is mature enough
to make the right choice.
I heard that.
You're all a bunch of whiny psychos!
Uhh, I could not take those nutcases anymore!
- They kicked him out? - Yep, they
though his obsession with Harvey was border on psychotic. And they caught him
stealing sweet love. - You'll thank me
at breakfast.
More importantly, how are you doing?
Okay, I think I'm finally
over Harvey. - Really? After all he ment to you?
You two were so close
for so many... too many years
I'm exhausted.
I just wanna go lie down and take a nap
in my nice cousy room.
Okay, here is what I can use as a Plan B.
We each wanna to redecorate your room.
So, just tell us which half you like best.
Dark, taint and dreary
or the greatest room on Earth?
- Neither. - Oh, honey, I know you love
your old room but now
you are starting college. Maybe,
it's time for a change? - I agree.
And I've been thinking about it a lot. And... I wanna move out.
- What? - Where?
- I wanna live at college like a normal freshman.
Our own crib on campus?
Keg party!
Sabrina, this is very sad.
You never mentioned moving out before.
Well, I didn't know how to tell you. And I knew
you'd be upset and beg me not to go. So, go ahead let's get it over with.
Sabrina, I'm only gonna say this once.
A younger unleashes her freedom
and I need a room for kickboxing.
How soon does the school start?
- Hilda! - Oh, c'mon, you remember us at Sabrina's age?
Yeah, you must've been young once.
Was that before or after they invented fire?
- I hope you're happy. - Of course, I'm happy.
I won the last 3 games. King man.
I'm talking about Sabrina living on her own
in a mortal realm. Remember how painful
that transition was.
I give you painful? Haven't listen to you two
empty belly ackles all day.
I think this sweater is too snug.
It could be a little tigher around your neck.
Look, Sabrina is going to college across the town.
She can come and visit whenever she wants.
What if she doesn't want to?
Well, I'm sure she'll call whenever she has time. She won't have any time.
'cause she will be in college. All the way
across the town. Zelda, what have you done?
Ew?
Oh, Hilda, we just have to hope that Sabrina will come
to reconciliation realized
that she will miss us as much as we will miss her
Ain't gonna happen, sister.
She's grown up, moving out
and I'm riding shotgun on contenders.
Oh, I don't know, it depends how Sabrina's feeling.
If she seems receptive I will ask her or else.
You rock, coffee boy.
- Hey, Sabrina. - Hey, Josh.
- How are you doing? - Ah, never better.
Decided to make a life change.
Clean break and start fresh.
That's fantastic. Exactly what I was hoping for.
So, you've got any plans for the weekend?
Yes, I do. I'm gonna pack all my stuff and moving
to my new dorm. - How sweet.
- Which one did you get into? - I don't know
I haven't signed up yet. - Sabrina, your school starts
next Tuesday. These dorms are
filled months in advance. - Really?
I wonder where all packages from the Housing Office I want to fetch.
Probably, you'll have to get on a waiting list to get on a waiting list.
Or maybe they just let the really cool people in?
I guess this doesn't help me either.
Well, you never know, a room could open up.
I mean, some incoming freshman can be hit by a bus.
He won't be dead or anything. He just starts school
next year.
Sabrina, I don't mean to sound negative,
but your chances of getting a room are slim to none.
Less than zero. No way, nohow.
Thank you very much, Josh. But you know what? I came here totally jazzed
now spiralling into a black hole.
Oh, no, no, no, don't go there. If you are in a black hole
than you won't be in the mood to go out on a date.
What are you talking about? I barely over
Harvey. What kind of loser wanna date a woman
on a rebound?
No one I know.
Where do you think you are going with that?
A college guy needs his toast.
- And how are we supposed
to get our mail from the other realm?
Can I use a "Not my problem."?
No, but I can say, "Not your toaster.".
Kit's been trying to steel our appliances
and take them off to college. - No doubt
the same slug has packed my hair rollers
in his duffle bag.
I like to pet them on the floor. For excercise.
That's my story. And I'm sticking to it.
- Hi. - Sabrina, what's wrong?
There is no room at the dorm.
So, all student housing can do is to put my name on the waiting list.
Sabrina, that's fant... terrible.
Oh, honey. I know you must be terribly disappointed.
Her? I've got a mover coming in a minute
to pick up an ottoman. - Well, the good news is
you still have a place to stay.
And if a room becomes available
you can move into the dorm next year. - Or the year after that. Or the year after that.
By than you will be sucked into the tangled web.
Your precious freedom
a distant dream. - I have a dream,
and in it you are a zippo's lining.
Sounds right. If I wanna live on my own,
it's up to me to make it happen.
I'll just have to go out and find an appartment.
So, what if the only appartments available
are in dangerous neighborhood? - The only way to find out
is to get out there and look.
Discover every classified, knock on every door.
Lucky for you, you are looking at couple of great knockers.
There's a small studio appartment
in that building over there. Looks like a nice neighborhood.
But there is trash. All over the street.
- There's one gum wrapper. - Don't take the wrapper
but look for inns.
They say it's a very bad luck
to take the first place's ad.
But look at it, 20 bucks for that...
"Shmolex"?
That last place that we looked
was exactly not in the best location.
As soon as the light in here?
Light doesn't really work for me because I'm nocturnal.
What it doesn't have is a roof around the sky light.
Hey, this is cute. And look, there is a
tub in the kitchen.
And it is full of cockroaches! Wait a minute.
I think their virtue is at spelling of the word "hi".
I can't believe it is as hard
to find an appartment. I mean each one is worse
than the next. Like someone's
flatting against me. - Who would do that?
Why would you think that? Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Aunt Hilda! - It was her idea!
- Aunt Zelda! - We have the right
to remain silent.
Hey, trying to order some school supplies here.
I'll take a case of number 2 pencils
and a bottle of perming cream.
Honey, I know you are angry.
But we acted out of love. - You were
sneaky and dishonest.
In a loving nurturing way.
Sabrina, we just hated the part of your leaving.
Hold on, get another call coming in.
It's Dean's Housing Office. Will she
have to get back to you? - Give me that. - Hello
This is Sabrina Spellman.
Really? Something open up on campus?
Does it have four walls and a ceiling?
Nobody got hit by a bus
today? Great, I'll take it.
Look, the house is owned by the school.
It's two blocks from campus. You can't possibly object.
You can drop me off and have your place stuff
but I don't wanna point or pin out of either of you.
Face it, aunties.
It's time to let us live our own lives. - Salem,
along those lines, most of the students
don't go to college with the talking cat.
Giving you the clear advantage?
I'm sorry. You can't come with me.
Oh, please, please, please, don't leave me with these rigid...
Goddesses.
Okay, well, thanks for you help. I'll cal
once I get setteled. - You are sure
you don't want us to come in
and take a look around?
I'll take it as a "no".
Hi, you must be the new girl Sabrina.
And you must be her aunts, Hilda and Zelda?
And you must be a clairvoyant?
No, I'm Morgan Cavanaugh, RA.
It's my job to know
the backgrounds of the students that I look after.
- Come on in. - She invited us.
- This is so cool! - I live upstairs
and Sabrina will be sharing the room
down here with a wonderful girl named Roxie. - OK,
sounds great! OK, bye guys!
More. This is our niece's first time
living on her own. - You have nothing to worry about.
I put in a full 24 hours. I look after these students
as a favor of my own family.
See? No worries. She is just as serious of curfew as you are.
I make sure they get plenty of rest,
they eat right and study, study, study.
- Can I live here? - Can she?
- Hey, bye aunt Hilda, bye aunt Zelda.
Don't you worry. I'll take good care of her.
Gotta roll. Have a date.
- It's 10:30 in the morning. - I know,
I'm 30 minutes late thank to your hawk-eye aunts.
Sweet, before you go I have a good quesiton.
Uh, I don't have time for questions.
Wait, by far you said you are here for 24 hours.
Not on the same day!
My place, my chair, my...
alright, it's not my CD player. But it's in my living room.
Stay right there. I'll call 911.
Oh, I'm sorry. This was really strange.
And I was ego psycho but it's your call.
You must be Roxie, I'm Sabrina. Your new rommate.
Oh, I'm sorry. That was your CD player.
I was so excited so I couldn't stand still.
This place is so cool. I never lived on my own
before and I just know college
is gonna be the best experience in my life.
Okay, maybe second place.
- Hello. Was that something I said? - Look,
you seem very nice. - Thanks.
I have no room in my life for people like that.
- You're kidding, right? - I never kid,
I never giggle, and I never dance like a bull legged chicken.
C'mon you must be kidding at least once.
Or not.
Oh, I get it. You must be a deceptively rough type you've talked of
but deep down you've got a heart of gold.
I'm taking the bedroom. You get the coach.
And I'd appreciate that if you lose those perky things.
- Hey, cool. We're getting a cable. - I'm not the cable guy.
I'm Miles, I live in the bedroom across the hall.
Never go in there. - Okay.
I'm Sabrina I just moved in.
So, what's all the equipment for?
Oh, I work part-time for the electric company.
- Doing what? - Ahh, electric stuff.
Unplugging things, plugging things in.
I love plugs.
Ok, I'm monitoring the Alpha Quadrant for presence of an intelligent life.
The Alpha Quadrant? Those water breezers are many light years
behind us. - You can make fun.
I know you never believe this.
But our Universe is inhabitted by
other forces and other beings. - Oh, you mean like witches?
Witches? C'mon, they are better real than Easter Bunny
in the long gumming theory.
Wait, wait. Ah, Morgan
said I'd share room with Roxie. But Roxie said
I just sleep on a coach. Isn't that ridiculous?
Watch out for the loose spring in the last cushion.
It's an eye-opener.
I caught you again. What were you doing this time?
Wallowing in the misery of life without Sabrina.
Wallowing? Without me?
It never fails to amaze me of the depth of your selfishness.
I apologize.
- You. You fall apart first. - Thank you.
Wow, so they did saved Hitler's brain.
- What are you doing here? - I came to party.
But I see no signs of bubbly outrageous college lads.
No offense.
You have no clue of what college life is like today.
I've come to learn. Teach me the ways
of your animal house. - Well, for one thing
they don't let you stay in your own bedroom.
My rommate hates me and accesses me to sleep on a coach.
I tried to talk to her but she doesn't even open the door.
Let's see what to do...
If only you were a witch...
Forget it. I'm gonna going to school in the mortal
realm. I can't use the magic to solve every little problem.
No wonder you are miserable,
you are letting these mortals to walk all over you.
Are you saying because you care or
because you wanna party? - Six of one.
But point is you've got the gift of magic.
Use it or lose it.
Well, I guess there is something really annoying me.
- Salem? - Uhm, what a flight?
No way, I'm not of stupid Salem's level.
Yet.
- Hi, what's up? - I have a little problem.
So do I. I'm on my way to a party
and I can't decide which shoes to wear.
- I like those red ones. - Me too. Thanks a lot.
Now about me... Enough about me.
Sabrina's first levitation.
- Ah, the girl had lift! - What girl?
- Just looking the old pictures of Sabrina. - Without me?
Do you think you're more upset about her leaving than I am?
Oh, how pathetic. I sound like you.
I just can't go to sleep until I know she's OK.
I'm sure she's fine.
But then why does Salem say that she's sleeping on a coach.
We should go over there and check on her.
If we barge in on her she will never forgive us.
You're right. Driving over there is
not the answer.
We should calm down, make some tea.
Exactly. And perhaps a waffle.
Salem was right. She's sleeping on the coach.
Hard floor.
It's no use. I need help.
The machine? Aunt Hilda, aunt Zelda!
- Where are you? - Right where you need us, honey.
- Tea. - Waffle.
You guys have been spying on me?
Lucky thing. You obviously needed our help.
I needed your advice on a problem,
but how can I take an advice from the people I can't trust?
Uh, you can trust us. We were just trying to help
in our own appliance-oriented way.
Salem told us what's been going on.
You said you're letting your rommate to take advantage of you.
Not true. I was just about to go in
and tell her I'm moving in my stuff.
- Go ahead. - I'm going.
Maybe, you just need a little push.
- Hey, sleeping in here. Too bad
I'm coming in.
I thought you were sleeping.
And I thought the door was locked.
What do you want?
What's rightfully mine one half of this room.
Oh, I thought you didn't giggle.
That wasn't a giggle. That was a
"don't make me laugh".
I've no idea why you don't like me.
- You don't even know me. - I know you.
You were the top of your class in the high school, had a cute boyfriend
and actually enjoyed the extracurricular activities.
Maybe. But I bet you can't handle which ones.
Can, don't wanna. Trust me, I know your type.
- My type? - Perfect, well-adjusted.
You probably don't have a weird bone in your body.
That's not true. I have many weird bones.
Capitol double-joint thing going on.
Wow, you're a freak!
You don't know even half of it. I haven't seen my mother
in years, my father lives
in the other realm, and as for well-adjusted, well, I've got two aunts
who are total witches.
I see your ex and raise you
my clinically drainaged stepmother.
I double down my uncle...
Look, I don't have to justify myself to you, Okay?
Whether you think I'm weird or normal,
it doesn't matter. This room is half mine
and I'm moving in. Got it?
Okay, you don't have to get nasty about it.
I thought it would be a welcome change for "perky".
As a start, I suppose you want me
to help you with your bags? - That'd be nice.
I'll do it anyway.
- Yes! - We're in!
- You go, girl! - Thanks.
You go too.
We're really should get to sleep.
If Sabrina calls, we'll hear the phone.
She's nog gonna call. After what we did
she'll probably never talk to us
again. - I wouldn't say that.
- Sabrina? - I'm glad you gave that little push I needed. I'm certain it worked things out with Roxie.
Oh, that's great, honey.
You know the only reason we drive you crazy
is because we love you.
I know. I love you guys, too. Gotta go.
Nice to see she's finally blending.