All right, not only am I the world's greatest roommate
I'm also the world's greatest travel agent.
Our spring break problems are over.
Sabrina, I know how badly you want to go to Florida
but I am not sleeping in somebody's car.
You don't have to. We're staying at the Surfside Motel
in Pelican Cove, Florida.
It's the hottest place for spring break
this year— a 24-hour party.
Spellman, how did you pull this off?
Ah, while you were all whiny about not having plans
I was surfing the net for a place to surf.
I also got some Jeb Bush flippers on e-bay.
I take back what I said about you this morning.
You rock.
Girls, man your bikinis
because we are heading south for spring break!
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I'm guessing you're not jumping around
because of the new hand dryer in the restroom.
No. If we finish our midterms by next week
we will be in Pelican Cove, Florida.
That is, if you give me the week off.
Of course I will. With all the studying you've been doing
you deserve a fun spring break.
Cruising the strip, tanning on the beach
ogling the lifeguards.
Hey, can I go?
Hey, Josh.
Guess where you'll be kissing me next week?
Uh, on your neck?
Yes, but you'll be doing it in Pelican Cove.
We're all going to Florida.
All right! Yes.
Hey, I've been wanting to do some scuba diving.
Now we can do it together.
Oh, that would be fun.
As long as we don't have to go in the water.
Salt's murder on my hair.
Although I do look fabulous in neoprene.
Me, too.
What about Kevin? Are you going to invite him?
I don't know. I mean, Kevin and I haven't been dating that long.
I-I want him to go
but I don't want to put him on the spot.
Oh, come on.
I put guys on the spot all the time.
It's fun to watch the blood rush to their faces.
Asking Kevin to go on our first trip together is a big deal.
I need to think about it.
Hey, what's going on?
Uh, we got new hand dryers in the bathroom.
You want to come to Florida with us for spring break?
Yeah, I'm there.
Morgan...!
You don't have to thank me now.
But, FYI, I'm a size four.
Well, thank goodness
Sabrina's going to be spending spring break
working in the coffee shop.
Unless someone accidentally gave her
the week off to go to Florida.
Hilda.
Well, Sabrina has been working so hard
I thought she deserved a week of R&R with her roommates and Kevin.
Kevin's going, too?
Let the debauchery begin.
Look, let's not panic.
This is Sabrina we're talking about.
A mature, responsible college student.
Well, I suppose you're right.
I mean, after all
we took many a spring break sojourn ourselves.
Remember that fabulous trip we took to the Acropolis
with those adorable fraternity brothers?
Mmm.
Uh-oh.
Just think— Florida.
There'll be guys from all over the Eastern seaboard.
Remember, we said no talk of spring break
until after we're done studying for our last exam.
Sorry.
Oh, I got the cutest little pink bikini today.
This trip is going to be so great.
Even the drive down will be fun.
Yeah, you and Kevin, Josh and Morgan
and me and Elroy Jetson.
Wow, no one's called me that since second grade.
I just wish I knew if Kevin was going
because he wants to have fun in Florida
or because he thinks of me as his girlfriend.
The guy's been dating you for six weeks.
You're his girlfriend.
He wrote a song about you.
He also wrote a song about Janet Reno.
You'll have a whole week together.
That should be plenty of time to find out how he feels about you.
You're right. I just have to talk to him
and ask him where he stands.
And find out if he has a brother.
What are you guys doing here?
We were... just in the neighborhood.
For no special reason.
It's not like we want to talk about Florida.
You do know that they get hurricanes there this time of year.
And mosquitoes as big as my cousin Estelle.
Okay, you didn't come here to talk to me about the weather
and bloodsucking relatives.
You're right.
Sabrina, it's just that we're concerned about you going away
on spring break unchaperoned.
I started thinking about the college vacations I took
like that night in Naples when I wound up in a fountain
with two massive gladiators...
I think I made my point.
Look, there's nothing to worry about.
I'm going with all my good friends
and a guy I just happen to be dating.
It's that last part that we're worried about.
So what your saying is you don't trust me.
No, we're not saying that.
It's just that sometimes young people can get caught up
in the passion of the moment and do things
they might later regret.
Like floating down a canal in Venice wearing nothing
but a fig leaf and two single-serving pizzas.
Look, just because you made mistakes when you were young
doesn't mean that I'm going to.
I'm a responsible adult and I think I've proven that
time and time again.
I need you to trust me. Can you do that?
Of course we can.
We could just not give her the money to go.
That would work if someone hadn't accidentally
given her an advance on her paycheck.
What do you want from me?
I'm accident-prone.
Here's my idea.
We check into a really posh hotel near Sabrina.
You two keep an eye on her while I enjoy a vigorous massage
with hot mint oil.
Sabrina is leaving tomorrow.
We've got to do something quick.
Let's see what the magic book
has under "Good, Clean Fun."
I've never used that chapter.
Here we go.
A Good Clean Fun Consultant.
Hey, kids, what's shaking?
Oh, my gosh! Frankie Avalon.
I loved you in all those beach movies.
I cried when you
and Annette broke up in Beach Blanket Bingo.
And the way you shook your hips in How to Stuff a Wild Bikini...
made no impression on me whatsoever.
Frankie, I've always wanted to tell you something.
You're swell.
Super swell.
Well, listen, girls
girls, I appreciate all your fawning
but why, exactly, am I here?
Our niece Sabrina is going
to Pelican Cove for spring break.
Pelican Cove? Cowabunga!
That place is the swingingest.
Is she bringing her board?
No, but she is bringing her boyfriend, Kevin.
Oh, I get the picture.
I got the perfect thing.
Sabrina and Kevin on the beach
In the sun
All they'll have is some good, clean fun.
Oh, thank you for infusing
our lives with wholesomeness.
Say, by the way, what are you
and your swinging hips doing later?
Hey! I saw them first.
Oh, back off. I saw him first.
I was the first one to see him in his very first movie... - I have loved him since...
Crazy chicks.
All right! We made it to Pelican Cove.
Let the parties begin. Woo-hoo!
Is it possible to get sunstroke through tinted glass?
Spellman, it's amazing you pulled this off.
Yeah, you're awesome.
As in awesome, like, travel agent awesome
or, like, long term relationship awesome?
Well, let's put it this way.
I'd book all my vacations with you.
What's that supposed to mean?
Josh, take my picture.
Well, hey, why don't I take it of everyone?
Come on, get in before we mutate
into crazed party animals. Ready?
All right.
Wow, check out this retro furniture.
Yeah, it's so Donna Reed meets Don Ho.
I'll get us checked in.
Harvey?
Sabrina.
What are you doing here?
Checking out. What are you doing here?
Checking in.
Wow, so... you look good.
You haven't seen my sunburn.
It's about the same color as your hair.
Which I like.
Thanks.
Hey, Kinkle, in the car.
We gotta hit the road.
I'm sorry, but I really have to go.
It was great seeing you. Oh!
What's the matter?
We can still hug, can't we?
Of course...
as soon as I grow a new layer of skin on my back.
See ya.
Hey, Red, you're up.
Sorry.
Welcome to the Surfside Motel
the number one home
of bodacious beach bunnies and all their honeys.
Oh, well, we're the Spellman bunny and honey party.
You came to the right place.
You kids are in for one neat-o week.
Neat-o?
Wait a minute.
Looks like there's
some kind of Gidget convention going on here.
Either that or everything
in my suitcase is suddenly out of style.
Hey, you guys, where's the party?
Where else, man?
The beach.
Follow us.
We're going to have a swinging time.
Well, you know
sometimes a few people at conventions get carried away.
All right, sometimes hundreds of people get carried away.
This is scary.
Yeah, it's like we're
in the Twilight Zone.
We'll know for sure if our lifeguard
turns out to be Rod Serling.
Hey, you rocking chicks and cats.
Welcome to The Cove.
I'm Beach Doggy and this is Bird Brain.
Yeah, and I'm Bird Brain.
That guy's a buffoon.
When he's that buff
you can put up with a lot of "oon."
Shh, I can't hear the dialogue.
We might miss a key story point.
Hey, you guys going to the big bonfire tonight?
We're roasting weenies and making s'mores.
Wow, we don't want to miss that.
Hey, beach bums. Surf's up.
Last one in's a rotten egg.
That's Tad.
Isn't he dreamy?
Gosh, is he dreamy...
Did I just say "dreamy?"
Did I just say "gosh?"
Sabrina, I thought that we were supposed to be
at the wildest beach in Florida.
Instead, we're hanging out with cats and chicks
in super neat-o city.
I've got it. They're all pod people.
Sabrina, didn't you look
at any pictures of this place
before you made the reservation?
I swear, when I booked the motel
it didn't look anything like this.
Oh, yeah, right.
All of a sudden, it just changed magically.
My aunts are so dead.
It's for you.
Hello?
Aunt Zelda? You're busted.
Sabrina! What are you talking about?
Don't play innocent with me.
I know you put a spell in this place
because you don't want me to have any fun.
Oh, That is not true.
We do want you to have fun.
Just good, clean fun.
That is so sick.
Well, you know, spell or no spell
I'm going to have a spring break so hot
it'll melt the plastic sofa in the motel lobby.
You don't think she'll do anything rash, do you?
She's going to make our trip to the Acropolis
look like a quilting bee.
Hey, Josh, great news.
Our nightmare is over.
I just booked us two rooms
at a major party hotel in Fort Lauderdale.
Okay, well, it's not actually in Fort Lauderdale
but it's Everglades adjacent.
Did you hear that?
They're going to a major party hotel.
Finally! This snoozer's coming alive.
Hildy, would you mind if I sat on your lap for this part?
Eww!
So, come on, guys, get your stuff.
Let's get out of here.
Ooh, I don't know, Sabrina.
This place is kind of fun.
I'd just as soon stay here.
You can't be serious. Why?
Because this retro thing is neato.
No, it's not.
It's like a horrible, evil kind of neat-o.
I know Roxie is not going to go for this.
Uh, she's not only going, she's gone.
Oh, this movie stinks!
I'm calling my cable operator.
Sorry, sweet corn.
I guess the fellas and I got a little too rambunctious.
Let me guess— you want to stay here, too.
Heck, yeah. This place is the most.
I just learned how to watusi. Come on.
Oh, this isn't happening!
Look, we could be on a beach in Fort Lauderdale right now
partying like rock stars.
Fort Lauderdale, Pelican Cove—
what's the difference?
I'm with my best girl.
I'd party with you anywhere.
Aw, I'm glad you feel that way, Kevin.
You know, I've been wanting to talk to you.
Swell! Talk away.
I know we've been dating over a month
but I just want to know how you feel about...
Hey! Anybody know how to play the guitar?
Yeah, I do.
Swingin'!
Gosh! You look like Ricky Nelson.
And you look like Dennis the Menace.
Well, like they say— if all else fails,
do the monkey.
Crazy.
Who needs high heels when you can have high hair?
I guess we know who's responsible
for depleting the ozone layer.
Yeah, you know, I'd have to admit
this '60s thing is kind of keen.
So how about you and Ted?
I know, not only am I dating a surfer
but when he says, "Golly," I don't want to hurl.
Yeah. What is it about this place?
I was all set for some out-of-control partying
but for some reason, all I want to do is have...
Good, clean fun?
Exactly!
So you had a chance to talk to Kevin yet?
No. Every time I bring up the subject
he decides to either give a concert or learn a new dance.
Yeah, his Pelican Stomp is the wiggiest.
Well, tonight at the clam bake
I'm going to take him on a romantic moonlit walk
and figure out exactly where we are in this relationship.
That is, if I can get my hair through the door.
Hey, Morgan, you want to go hike up to the cliff
watch the waves break?
Oh, I can't leave now.
I'm tied for first place in the limbo contest.
Golly! You sure are cute.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?
Like my arms?
And still, I'm not gagging.
Now, think hard.
Do any of you remember climbing out of a pod?
Well, we've finally got a chance to be alone.
Kevin, can I ask you something?
Sure, but I want to ask you something, too.
You go first.
How do you sleep with that hairdo?
Kevin, we need to talk about our relationship.
I'm not sure how you feel about us.
Well, I'll tell you exactly how I feel.
I'm going to kill my aunts for this.
Kevin, that was a blast
but not particularly informative.
Hey, look!
Some crazy kids are starting a hula hoop contest!
Let's get lost!
Well, we may not be defining our relationship
but at least I know what "hang ten" means now.
Isn't surfing nifty?
The niftiest.
Hey, Josh!
Wow! That was the living end.
I think I'm ready to surf solo now.
But, Roxie, chicks don't surf.
Why not?
They're just supposed to sit
on their guys' board and look good.
Oh, really? Well, for your information
this chick's not a hood ornament.
That's one kooky gal.
Hello, ladies.
You shouldn't expose that lovely skin
to the harmful rays of the sun.
If you're interested in sunblock, I'm holding.
Hello, there.
Ow, this isn't hair— it's the Washington Monument.
Hey, nice parapets.
Thanks. I work out.
So where's the queen of your castle?
I don't know; Morgan was supposed to meet me here
a half hour ago, but I guess
she got tied up or lost track of time.
It's a toss-up.
Oh, my gosh!
Dig that crazy chick on the surfboard!
Wow!
Wow! I never knew chicks could surf.
We're kooky that way.
Maybe you can sit on my board sometime.
Groovy.
I can't believe we're going home tomorrow.
Me either; I hate the idea of going
to physics class Monday morning—
you know, unless I can wear clam diggers.
Yeah, it's been a pretty crazy trip.
I mean, I had fun, but it wasn't exactly
how I imagined spring break would be.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
You know what I wish?
Oh, no, you're not going to start singing, are you?
Why would I sing?
No reason.
Uh, what were you going to say?
Just that I wish Morgan and I
could've spent more time together.
I can relate.
Since we got here, Kevin and I
have spent exactly 12 watusi-free seconds alone.
And Morgan always has to be the center of attention
and that's not me.
You know, I like just walking along the beach
maybe even having an actual conversation.
Yeah, me, too.
Wow, look at that sky.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
And it's nice to have someone to watch it with.
Yeah. I wish Morgan and I could talk
the way you and I do.
Uh... maybe we should get back.
Yeah.
Or we could stay here and watch the sunset.
I like your idea better.
Hi.
Oh, I am having so much fun this week.
Wasn't it great when we went horseback riding on the beach?
Uh, that was you and every guy on the beach but me.
Oh.
So, Roxie, where does this leave you and me?
Well, it leaves you here
and I'm catching the next wave out of town.
Sabrina, I just want to tell you
that I feel like we've gotten a lot closer this week.
I'm really glad you're my girlfriend.
Girlfriend?
Well, do we have to put labels on our relationship?
Well, no, I guess not.
But maybe we should talk about it.
I was kind of hoping that we could...
Do the Mashed Potato? That'd be swell.
You were wrong, Salem.
That movie was adorable.
Well, it's like I always say:
There's nothing better than good, clean fun.
Frankie, you're back!
You bet I am.
Come on, girls.
Let's do the swim.
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