- Oh, please! Please, stop!
Ohh!
Please!
- No more! No more!
- What's that?
I had the volume down on my hearing aid.
- Willard, you know I can't drink that much coffee.
It aggravates my plumbing.
Huh?
- Hey! What is that?
- What is it?
- Breach in sector "a."
- Emergency lockdown.
- Aah!
- Uhh! - Aah!
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- Scooby-doo-doo!
- Like, another boring day or regular boring old school.
- I'm sure we could find some ways to spice things up.
- Yum, spicy! Like spicy meatballs.
- Ugh.
You know, sometimes I feel like a side of mayo
On a shaggy-scooby sandwich.
Yum. Mayo.
- It's time you made a choice—
Dog or me.
- Heh heh.
Um, yeah.
- aah!
- Dude, my paint job.
- My chubby the chipmunk educational antenna ball.
- What is that thing?
- It's a mystery, daphne.
And the only thing that'll stop a mystery
Is a trap.
- That or an ingeniously fashioned remote control.
Ha ha! Look, velma,
All those jocks and populars cower when faced with my mechanical menace.
Who's in charge now, jocks and populars?
Aah!
We are!
- You're buying me a new paint job, dork.
- A small price to pay, eh, velma?
- Velma, do you know this boy?
- Know me?
Why, she's talked to me.
And she's a girl who isn't my mother.
- Ugh.
Everyone, this is jason.
- We were in the junior robotics club together.
As in velma and jason. Together.
- Listen, jason.
- We used the same toolbox.
And once, she touched my knuckle.
- Seriously, jason, can you please—
- Hang out with you and all your friends?
Oh, snap, girl. I second that emotion.
- Jason, see, the thing is—
Oy. Little help.
- Tell him you've already committed your heart to a very special boy.
- I'll handle this.
Like, sorry, jason,
But velma has super important mystery incorporated stuff to do.
- Shaggy rogers, how chivalrous of you
To rebuke the advances of another suitor.
- Um, yeah. You're welcome.
But to be honest, all this talk about food has got me starved.
I just wanted to get out of here so we could eat.
- And to your left was the last reported sighting of the wax phantom.
Some say that under the full moon
You can still see waxy footprints on the sidewalk
And that the wax is actually scented like formaldehyde,
Which is crystal cove's official scent
That can be purchased at the haunted gift shop.
And that concludes our crystal cove mystery tour.
I hope the rest of your stay with us
Is filled with horror and agony.
- Oh, maybe the tour isn't over.
- No, I'm pretty sure it is.
Or I would have charged you more.
- Aah!
- Jinkies, look at that tour bus.
- What happened to it?
- Something mysterious.
- mom!
Sheriff stone, is everything atl right?
- Don't worry, tourist people,
If there's a mystery, we'll solve it.
- There's no mystery here,
Only a crime.
And you, tough guy, are under arrest.
- Huh?
What—what'd I do?
- Like, sheriff, this is some kind of crazy mistake.
- It's no mistake.
Those hungry eyes. That hideous face.
- But scooby didn't do anything.
He was with us.
- Oh, really?
My camcorder says otherwise.
- Apparently mr. Fleas here
Caught his collar on the wreckage.
It fell off before he ran away.
- But how could that collar be scooby's?
He's still wearing his.
- Oh, he's obviously a mastermind criminal dog.
He's bound to have a closet full of collars back home.
Let's go, you.
- Shaggy!
- Scooby-doo!
- I still can't believe it.
Scooby-doo locked up like—like an animal.
- What are we going to do?
- Scooby will get out.
Someday.
Meanwhile, maybe it's time to move on.
You know, to someone else.
- Velma! - I'm just saying.
- Hey, I know what will cheer shaggy up.
- Welcome to clam cabin. Would you like to try—
- Shaggy's usual, please.
You need to eat, shaggy.
You're gonna need your strength to help scooby.
- Meanwhile, it's not like you're totally alone.
Right?
- I guess not.
It's just with scoob gone,
There's, like, this big hole in my life
That I just don't know how to fill.
Huh?
Roma-doma-doo!
Huh?
- Dial it back a smidge, velm.
- You know what, enough of this.
We're gonna see scooby right now.
- Welcome to the crystal cove animal asylum
For the criminally insane.
Where we keep the most dangerous and diabolical animals
This town has to offer.
- Diabolical?
These are animals we're talking about.
- Snappy jack the turtle did this to me yesterday.
Does this look like something an animal would do?
- Well, kinda.
- Yes.
- Probably. - Totally, dude.
Secure all jewelry and loose-fitting clothing.
- Do not make eye contact.
- Don't make me use this, mr. Bendy.
- Scoob!
- Shaggy. I've had nightmares.
So many nightmares.
- About the guards?
- About the food here. It's terrible.
- Believe me, scooby-doo,
Somehow, someway I will get you out of here.
Even if I have to break this joint wide open.
- Mystery incorporated to the rescue.
- He spoke.
- It's incredible.
- Actually, it's quite common for parrots to speak.
You see, in the wild, avian voice mimicry functions as a sort of—
- It's incredible because it's the first words he's spoken in years.
He belonged to those kids that disappeared in the caves.
- You mean this was the parrot
Who belongedo the original mystery incorporated?
I trust you enjoyed their little theme song.
- You best stay away from professor pericles, kids.
Although his brain's no bigger than a cashew,
Pound for pound it's the smartest brain in the world.
- Officer johnson is quite correct.
Now, please step aside, officer johnson,
To free your hand, which mysteriously
Has become duct tapped to your stun gun.
- But how'd you—
- Clues await, children.
Clues that will lead you to the cursed secret
That feeds on crystal cove.
- What secret?
- I'm sure you will find out.
Meanwhile I will dispense this bit of advice.
Beware of those closest to you.
I'm specifically talking to you, frederick.
- That's enough.
Visiting hours are over.
And you, bird,
I'll take care of you later.
- Will you?
Really?
- No.
Come on, kids, out.
- "beware those closest to you."
What's that supposed to mean?
- Like, one mystery at a time.
- Shaggy's right.
Someone for some reason set scooby up.
We need to return to the scene of the crime
And find out why.
- Look at this.
- Jinkies!
It's a robotic servo leg joint.
Whatever attacked this bus must have lost it when it jumped out that window.
- So it was like a robot?
Like, that's all the proof we need.
- We still need to know who built it.
- Yeah. And I have a pretty good idea who that is.
- Yes?
- Mrs. Wyatt? Hi, is jason home? My name is velma—
- Velma?
You've come by to see my jason?
Please, please, come right in.
My jason will be so pleased you're here.
Go on, his room's right down the hall.
I'll fetch some date nut bread and soy milk.
My jason is lactose intolerant.
But that's my jason for you.
- Jason.
- Velma?
Um, ahem.
Velma, meet my e-chums.
Guys, this is velma.
The one who doesn't scream and threaten to break me when I talk to her.
- Oh, it's a thing of beauty you date, man.
- Ooh-la-la. - Hot mama-son.
- Oh, velma, you've come to me.
I've made so many crazy plans for us.
First, how about a double date?
My friend minjo's programmed a sock puppet with artificial intelligence.
Her name is sheila. She's a pisces.
And she's a cotton-wool blend.
- I'm not here for romance, jason.
I'm here for an explanation.
This servo leg joint
Is exactly the same kind we have in our robotics club.
- It came off a robotic dog
That attacked a tour bus last night.
- Yeah! And, like, my best bud scooby
Got hauled off to jail because of it.
- Admit it, jason. You set him up.
- And you had the perfect motive—
To break up mystery incorporated
So I would spend more time with you.
- You would accuse me of such a thing?
After we've torqued the same wing nuts?
- The evidence doesn't lie, jason.
- The worst part is you're smart enough to know
That evidence is circumstantial at best.
You failed to even ask me if I had an alibi.
- He was with us last night.
As he is every night, swapping sudoku strategies.
- He's right.
- Quite true, american teenagers.
- I...
- You evil girl.
You're just trying to get rid of me!
Well, it is I who gets rid of me.
Get out!
Did you hear what I said?
Get out, get out, get out,
And never return!
- Well, I think that went pretty well.
Way to go, gang.
- I still can't believe
Jason had nothing to do with this.
- Like, scooby-doo's still in jail
While that robot's nowhere to be seen.
- Ahh!
- Aah!
- Hang on!
- You got to lose it.
- So you were attacked by a robot dog?
The same robot dog who you say attacked that tour bus.
- That's right.
- And this robot dog, he looks like your real dog.
- Yes.
- Supposing this robot dog really exists,
How do I know he doesn't belong to your real dog,
The mastermind criminal dog?
He's bound to have a closet full of robot dogs back home.
- Sheriff stone, we're serious.
He's still out there.
- Sheriff bronson stone.
- Sheriff, you've got to help us!
The animal asylum is under attack
With some sort of fright hound.
- Well, that's great.
While you kids have been wasting my time
With your imaginary robot dog,
A fright hound has attacked the asylum.
- The asylum?
- If we don't get to scooby quick,
Like, that robot will.
- What's it doing?
- I think it's looking for something.
- I've got something for him.
Come on!
- Uh-oh.
Aah!
Help!
- You want him,
You got to go through me.
- Aw, thanks for coming back for me, shaggy.
- Always, scooby-doo.
Always.
- Don't tell me the engine is missing again.
- Nope. It appears we're out of gas.
- Quick, everyone. Into that abandoned factory.
We'll be safe among the dangerous machinery.
- Let's go, lovebirds.
- I can't see anything.
- I'll turn on the light.
- Run, gang!
- Aah!
- This is it.
End of the line.
Don't suppose you got around to deciding
The scooby vs. Velma question I asked you earlier.
- Uh...
- Just wondering before we're pulverized.
- Um, like, yeah, that.
Um.
- Bad dog.
Time to heel.
Hmm?
Huh?
Aah!
- That'll teach it a trick or two.
Just try to flee now.
Get it? Flee?
'cause it's a dog.
- Yes, fred, we get it.
- That should give it a new leash on life.
- Just please stop.
- Play dead.
- Look!
- Aah!
Aah!
Uhh!
- What's going on? I heard what sounded like
Some sort of hideous, undying machine in here.
- We've solved the mystery of the fright hound.
- And your culprit is...
Jason's mom?
- That's right, it was me all along.
I saw how you treated my jason at school.
So naturally I did what any mother would do.
I built a demonic robot dog to destroy you.
I framed your little doggy friend to break you up,
Leaving jason a clear shot at his true love.
But when you showed up and blamed him of all things,
I decided to get rid of you all.
I gave up a career in military robotics
To raise my son,
Not to watch him get picked on.
- Now velma will never want to be my girlfriend.
And she would have, too, if it weren't for my meddling mom.
- I'm sorry, jason.
I should have been clearer with you earlier.
But you and me, it's just not gonna happen.
But we can still be friends.
- Ok!
- Wow. You took that very well.
- And you touched my knuckle again.
Ha ha!
- Velma, you're right. It's best to be clear.
- Yes?
- Being away from scooby,
It's made me realize how much he means to me.
I don't think I'm ready for a girlfriend right now.
But we can still be friends.
Right?
- Are you whack?
The boy I love picks a dog over me?
Oh, that's the most insulting thing
A girl could ever have happen to her.
- Great. Glad that's all settled.
- Sheriff bronson stone.
- Yeah, sheriff, just wanted to let you know
That all the animals are accounted for
Except one.
- I got a text message.
It's from mr. E.
- What's it say?
- It says, "follow the parrot."