All right, Morn.
You know the rules.
No sleeping on the Promenade.
Go home.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
The risk is to you, Lieutenant.
I could probably think better
without your hand on my thigh.
Now, how did that get there?
So, uh, what's it going to be?
Confront, evade, acquire, retreat...
Confront.
Yes!
Doesn't she ever lose?
Tell me, Lieutenant
how'd you get to be so good at tongo?
Actually, it was Curzon who played it all the time.
Well, that explains it.
It's Curzon who's beating us— not this female.
This female happens to be a better player
than Curzon ever was.
And a prettier one, too.
Maybe so, but I still prefer a Ferengi female—
one who never wears clothes
never talks back
and never plays tongo!
Is that really how you prefer your women—
naked and submissive?
You find such a lifestyle appealing?
Ah, don't you wish?
I do, I really do.
All right.
The opening risk is at five strips of latinum.
The purchase is at three
the sell is at eight.
Absolutely not.
This isn't the proper time!
I'm trying to concentrate.
I'm sorry, Brother.
It's this insolent young waiter's fault.
My apologies, Quark
but I really think you should try this.
What is it?
A way to double your beverage profits.
Taste it.
You see, just as I told you.
He immediately reached for his drink.
So I did.
Amazing.
You don't even realize you're thirsty.
What are they?
Gramilian sand peas.
They inhibit the secretion of the salivary glands
while drying out the tissues of the tongue.
It works every time.
If you replace
your complimentary dishes of lokar beans
with Gramilian sand peas, you won't be able
to fill your customers' glasses fast enough.
What's your name again?
Pel.
So, what do you think about my idea?
I think I agree with
the 59th Rule of Acquisition.
Free advice is seldom cheap.
True, but the 22nd Rule says
a wise man can hear profit in the wind.
I see you know your Rules.
All 285 of them
and the various commentaries on them, as well.
I don't plan on being a waiter forever.
Good, then you're fired.
Shut up, Rom.
When it comes to business
my brother has the weak little lobes of a female.
So, uh, what made you take a job here at the station?
I wanted to learn from the very best.
Uh-huh, which brings to mind
the 33rd Rule of Acquisition.
It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
What's that?
The Grand Nagus Zek's
personal subspace frequency.
I wonder what he wants.
Why do you look so surprised?
I told you I'd be back.
Uh, I've looked forward to your return, Nagus.
Still the perfect little toady, eh, Quark?
I try to be.
Then listen carefully.
The Ferengi expansion into the Gamma Quadrant
is about to begin.
I'd like you to be my chief negotiator.
Me?
That's right.
I'm offering you an opportunity
to make more profit than you ever dreamed of.
All you have to do is earn it.
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Can I interest you in some Hupyrian beetle snuff?
I don't think so.
Major?
No, thank you.
Well, suit yourself.
More for me.
Little late, aren't we?
So you wanted to see me, Commander?
I understand you're planning to host
a business conference here at the station.
Yes, with the Dosi, a race from the Gamma Quadrant.
A very profitable opportunity for all concerned
I might add.
Profitable for the Ferengi, maybe.
Are you implying something, Major?
Me? Not at all, no.
The Ferengi reputation speaks for itself.
A reputation for honesty and decency and reliability.
You always know what to expect
when you do business with the Ferengi.
Which is why
if you're smart
you don't do business with the Ferengi.
I think you've made your point, Major.
As misinformed and misguided as it may be.
Besides, how we do business is no concern of yours.
Except when you conduct your business on this station.
In other words, Zek
Grand Nagus or no Grand Nagus
if we allow you to hold your negotiations here
and we find out you're cheating the Dosi
I'll see to it you never set foot on this station again.
Did anyone ever tell you your eyes shine
with the brilliance of Kibberian fire diamonds?
Not that I recall.
Well, they do.
So, tell me, Major, could Bajor use
50,000 kilos of brizeen nitrate?
Of course, we could.
With that much brizeen, we could fertilize
the entire northern peninsula.
Well, I've recently come into possession
of 50,000 kilos of brizeen nitrate
and to show you how much your cooperation means to me
I'll let you have the entire shipment.
I'll still need your assurances
that the Dosi will be fairly treated
while they're here.
You have my word.
Good.
Then, it's settled.
Now, let's see—
50,000 kilos at, uh, 25% of our usual price.
25%? You just said
you were giving it to them.
Well, you're right, Commander.
We're all friends here.
So, I'll let you have it at cost.
I have a better idea.
Why not consider the nitrate
as a gift to the people of Bajor?
A gift?
That doesn't sound very profitable.
It depends.
On what?
On whether you want
to conduct business here or not.
Your negotiating skills
aren't bad for a hu-man.
Your nitrate will be delivered promptly.
Anything else you need, come see me personally.
Well, Quark, I've been involved
in some very profitable opportunities in my time
but my lobes are telling me
that this may be the most profitable opportunity
in Ferengi history.
Imagine that.
And part of those profits will be mine.
Profit, fame, power—
as much as you want.
Tell me, uh, Nagus, what exactly is this great opportunity?
I can sum it up in one word—
tulaberries.
Tulaberries?
Exactly.
Go on.
Well, they're the main ingredient
in tulaberry wine.
Your job will be to purchase
10,000 vats from the Dosi.
We're going into the wine business?
Within a single year
we'll have made tulaberry wine
the most popular drink in their entire sector.
That's enough!
Oh, I like it— very distinguished.
Tell me, Nagus— how are tulaberries going to be
the most profitable opportunity in Ferengi history?
Do I have to spell it out for you?
If you don't mind.
Tulaberries
will establish a Ferengi presence
inside the Gamma Quadrant.
And once we get our foot
in the door
they'll never get it out.
Yes, I see!
Tulaberries, Quark, tulaberries.
Tulaberries.
I wonder what they taste like.
Who cares what they taste like?
They're an opportunity to get a Ferengi foot
in the Gamma Quadrant door.
And it'll be your foot, Brother.
I'm so proud.
I'm going to make history, Rom
and I'm going to be rich.
And I have the Grand Nagus
to thank for it.
He must really like me.
Just remember one thing—
the bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
48th Rule of Acquisition.
He has some nerve.
I warned you about that fellow.
Pel, do you mind telling me what you meant just now?
Did you ever think about why the Nagus
has put you in charge of such a lucrative opportunity?
Isn't it obvious?
He knows I have the lobes for business.
That's only part of it.
I refuse to stand here
and allow my brother to be insulted.
You're fired.
Shut up!
Go on.
If the negotiations are profitable
then the Nagus becomes the greatest hero ever
but if they fail
he's going to need someone to take the blame.
You mean me?
All I'm saying is, be careful.
I never heard such ridiculous lies.
He's just jealous of your success, Brother.
No, he's right.
If something goes wrong
it'll be my fault.
Then you're going to need help, Brother.
Yes!
Someone to serve as your consultant
during negotiations.
Yes!
Someone like me.
No.
Uh, I've been thinking about what you just said
and, uh, I probably could use some help
during these negotiations.
I accept.
Good.
Then we're partners.
Not quite— I don't need a partner.
I need an assistant.
All right, but I get 25% of everything you make.
Fifteen.
Twenty.
Done.
But, Brother, what can I do to help?
You want to help?
Table six is waiting.
How do I look?
Nervous.
Who, me?
What have I got to be nervous about?
Yeah, it's Zek who should be nervous—
with Quark here as his chief negotiator.
If you ever do that again...
Do what?
If you ever do that again
I'll stick those 50,000 kilos of brizeen right up your...
Here they come!
Don't worry
just a minor disagreement.
So, uh, can I get anyone something to eat?
All right.
Um, in that case, let's go over our offer.
As you know, the Ferengi are interested in purchasing
10,000 vats of tulaberry wine.
In exchange, the Dosi will receive
what I consider to be a very fair trade package.
There are some very interesting items on that list—
a subspace field modulator
uh, some optical data processors...
We'll give you 5,000 vats.
I'm afraid that won't be enough.
Um, we're looking to establish a vast distribution network
in the Gamma Quadrant.
We'll need at least 10,000 vats.
I'm offering you 5,000 vats.
I suggest you take it.
The Nagus will never agree.
This is
a waste of time.
We should be talking directly to Zek.
I know we should be talking to Zek.
Then why do you bother talking to this insignificance?
Now, see what you've done?
What?
You've made me look foolish.
I didn't mean to.
Then bring us Zek.
The Nagus has asked
Quark to represent him during these negotiations.
Are you implying
that Zek is too important to negotiate with us?
We never meant to imply anything of the sort.
Because, if we kill you
Zek will have to talk to us.
You want to do business with the Ferengi
you talk to Quark.
So how about it?
Do we say 10,000 vats?
We'll think about it.
Can I help you?
What is it?
It's beautiful.
It's latinum.
Excuse me, I really can't accept this.
Did Zek really think
this was going to get him anywhere?
Probably not.
But it doesn't stop a Ferengi from trying.
You sound like you admire them for it.
I suppose, in a way, I do.
I don't understand your attitude about the Ferengi.
That's because you don't
socialize with them the way I do.
Looking back over seven lifetimes
I can't think of a single race I've enjoyed more.
Did anyone ever tell you
you have very strange taste?
I admit, they place too much emphasis on profit
and their behavior towards women is somewhat primitive...
They're greedy, misogynistic
untrustworthy little trolls
and I wouldn't turn my back
on one of them for a second.
Neither would I.
But once you accept that
you'll find they can be a lot of fun.
Evade.
Retreat.
Acquire.
Confront.
Did I say "acquire"?
I meant "evade."
You said "acquire."
Well, I meant "evade"!
Why don't we just play the round over?
That sounds fair.
Who asked you?
And shouldn't you be plotting strategy
for tomorrow's negotiations?
Believe me, Nagus
I've thought of nothing else all evening.
That must be why you're losing so badly.
And I think, by tomorrow, we should have an agreement.
Well, I've been thinking, too
and 10,000 vats of tulaberry wine aren't enough.
Tell them we want 100,000.
100,000?
But I'm not sure they'll even agree to sell us 10,000.
100,000 vats would mean more profit for them and for us.
Now, do as I say!
Or I'm going to take over the negotiations myself.
I think raising the stakes
is a brilliant idea.
You do?
It'll show the Gamma Quadrant
we mean business.
No wonder Quark says you're a genius.
Oh, he says that, does he?
All the time.
That's very touching.
Now bring me some fresh tube grubs.
These are losing their crunch.
Right away.
So, I believe the next challenge goes to you.
I think I'll pass on this round.
Such loyalty must be expensive.
You can't buy that kind of loyalty.
You can where I come from.
Is the Nagus always this impatient?
He wants results and he expects me to get them.
But he's not making my job any easier.
100,000 vats— that's a lot of tulaberries.
You'll get them.
How can you be so sure?
Because you're good
and with me helping you, you're even better.
Why are you being so nice to me?
For 20% of your profits.
Why else?
Fair enough.
Quark, where are my grubs?
Coming.
Mmm. Now this is what I call fresh.
I didn't know the Replimat had a Ferengi menu.
It doesn't.
I like to try new things.
That's unusual for a Ferengi.
I never heard of a Trill who could play tongo.
I guess that makes us both unusual.
You know, I was impressed
by your show of loyalty to Quark last night.
He deserves it.
That's not the point.
Any other Ferengi would've let Zek
pick him to pieces.
But you're not like
any other Ferengi I've ever met.
Quark really likes you.
He talks about you all the time.
You know he once convinced me
to go up to a holosuite with him?
Turns out, he recreated
the bedroom I slept in as a child.
He overheard me describing it to Kira.
Of course, most of the details were wrong
but it was a very sweet gesture—
up until he tried to kiss me.
That sounds like Quark.
I don't care what anybody says.
I love him.
So do I.
You really do, don't you?
What?
Love Quark.
Don't bother trying to deny it.
I've seen the way you look at him.
Please, keep your voice down.
Does he know?
He doesn't even know I'm a female.
You're a woman?
Please lower your voice.
Please.
I knew there was something different about you.
But I've never met a Ferengi woman before.
You probably never will again.
On my world, women aren't allowed leave the house
or wear clothes, or learn to read.
And you wanted more.
Why not?
I'm as smart as any man.
So I made myself a pair of synthetic lobes
and became one.
Why come here?
To acquire profit, of course.
There's only one thing I wasn't counting on.
Falling in love with Quark.
What do you think I should do?
I don't know.
But I do know there's more to life than profit.
Pel, it's time!
We don't want to keep the Dosi waiting.
Hurry!
Okay, now, I think our best...
Excuse me.
Ah, Major.
Did that shipment of brizeen nitrate
arrive on time?
Yes, it did.
Good.
And here you are to thank me.
Have a seat.
Actually, I just stopped by to return this.
Why, is something wrong with it?
No, it's lovely, I just can't accept it.
Then I suppose
a night of wild, passionate romance
is out of the question?
That's right.
Just thought I'd ask.
Dax must be crazy.
Nice view, isn't it?
Don't tell me the negotiations
are already over.
That's fast work, Quark.
Now, let's see the contract.
There is no contract.
No contract?
But you offered to buy 100,000 vats, didn't you?
Yes.
And?
And that's when they left.
The room?
The station. What?
I begged them to stay.
This is a catastrophe, a complete catastrophe.
This was your big chance, Quark, and you blew it!
You may have seriously harmed
future Ferengi opportunities
in the Gamma Quadrant!
Hold on a minute.
We said we're going to get you the tulaberries
and that's exactly what we're going to do.
We are?
How?
We're going to travel
to the Gamma Quadrant, find the Dosi
and get them to sign the contract.
And how do you plan to get there?
We'll take your ship.
My ship?
Oh, and I suppose you expect Maihar'du
to pilot it for you.
We don't need Maihar'du.
I can pilot the ship myself.
It's up to you, Nagus.
Do you want those tulaberries or not?
All right.
You can use my ship, but I'm warning you, Quark—
either you get the Dosi to sign that contract
or you'll be tending that worthless little bar
for the rest of your life!
I've waited my whole life
for an opportunity like this.
So have I.
So far, it hasn't turned out
quite the way I planned.
It's not over yet.
I still don't understand why the Nagus
is suddenly insisting on 100,000 vats.
Neither do I.
You don't think he's purposely trying
to sabotage the negotiation?
Why would he?
I have no idea.
Hmm. One thing's for certain—
he knows more than he's letting on.
About what?
Everything—
the tulaberries, the Dosi
even the Gamma Quadrant.
Well, if you ever figure out
what he's up to, make sure you tell me.
Don't worry, I will.
So far, the only thing I've done right
is pick you as my consultant.
I'm glad you feel that way.
Now, if we can only make some profit.
Quark, there's something you should know.
Oh, you're too late.
I already know what you're going to say.
You do?
It's no secret.
It's not?
I admit you've been a great help to me
but you agreed to a 20% share of the profits
and that's all you're going to get.
I see.
Never place friendship above profit.
21st Rule of Acquisition.
I'm glad you agree.
Hmm.
Go, just go!
Go!
Oh...
Feeling a little overwhelmed, are we?
I'm glad someone notices.
When's Quark due back?
Oh, how should I know?
He never tells me anything.
He doesn't even bother to insult me anymore.
Go, go.
It's Pel, that, that flabby-eared interloper.
He's stealing my brother's affections.
Hmm, you're better off.
But he's my brother!
Would you let someone steal your brother?
I don't have a brother.
Not that I know of, anyway.
But if you did.
Well, I suppose if I did have a brother
even one as worthless as Quark
I wouldn't let anyone come between us.
There must be something here I could use against him.
I've got controlling interest
so I want to supervise all operations.
That's ridiculous.
Well, then find another partner.
Let's not be hasty.
I said, no!
Are you enjoying yourselves, little Ferengi?
How could we not?
Tell us, Zyree— what is this place?
This— this is where opportunities are made.
Really? I thought it was some kind of party.
Then you thought wrong.
This is all about profit.
And like the Ferengi
the Dosi are very serious when it comes to profit.
You, take him away.
Very serious.
Look who finally showed up.
It's about time.
Where are you going?
To get serious about profit.
Hey, watch it!
Oh... it's you, Ferengi.
Aren't you on the wrong side of the wormhole?
It certainly feels that way.
Fortunately, all I need is your thumbscan
on this very lucrative contract
and I can go home.
You had your chance.
Go away!
Not until we finish our discussion.
You... are starting to annoy me.
Sorry.
I should have killed you back on that station.
But you didn't because deep down inside
you recognize a good opportunity when you see one.
Just put your thumbscan here.
All right, you can have the 10,000 vats.
100,000.
I told you before that's impossible!
100,000 and I'm not leaving till I get it.
Fine.
Then stay.
Wouldn't we be more comfortable
sleeping on the ship?
No, I want to be right here in case Inglatu
changes his mind.
Don't worry, I don't snore.
Wait!
What is it?
The mattress.
What about it?
It looks lumpy.
Actually, it's very comfortable.
I can't sleep on a lumpy mattress.
Well, you're in luck, there's not a lump to be found.
Try it for yourself.
What side do you want?
What are you doing?
Getting undressed. What does it look like?
You're not going to sleep, are you?
Why not? I'm tired.
Shouldn't we be discussing rules of strategy?
There's nothing to discuss.
But you know
what the 103rd Rule of Acquisition says.
Not offhand.
Sleep can interfere...
And I don't care, either!
Wait!
What is it now?
First a toast.
To what?
To, uh, profit, of course.
Of course.
Is it warm in here?
It must be the wine.
I hope so.
I was really impressed
with the way you handled Inglatu.
I was good, wasn't I?
Now let's get to bed.
Wait!
The look on his face
when you knocked over that barrel.
That was risky.
The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
62nd Rule.
That's right.
You really know your Rules.
And you have a very nice smile.
I do?
Oh, Quark, I have something
I have to tell you.
I'm not interrupting anything, am I?
No, definitely not!
Are you sure?
Positive!
I'll come back tomorrow.
Wait!
No, wait!
This is all a silly misunderstanding.
But you seem to be... busy.
Busy?
Don't be ridiculous.
We can't wait to hear what you have to say.
Besides, we could use the company.
Uh, isn't that right?
Absolutely.
All right, then.
Let me give you some advice—
Inglatu will never sell you 100,000 vats
of tulaberry wine, not because he doesn't want to
but because he can't.
If he can't, who can? You?
I wish I could, but there aren't
that many vats on the entire planet.
Then we're finished.
Not necessarily.
If you really want
100,000 vats of tulaberry wine
I can put you in touch with the right people.
For a price, of course.
Of course.
I always said you were my favorite Dosi.
Now, um, who do we have to see?
The Karemma.
Who's the Karemma?
An important power in the Dominion.
The Dominion, what's that?
Let's just say, if you want to do business
in the Gamma Quadrant
you have to do business with the Dominion.
"The most profitable opportunity
in Ferengi history"--
that's what Zek called it
but he didn't mean tulaberries, no.
He meant the Dominion.
That's why he sabotaged negotiations.
He never wanted to do business with the Dosi
he just wanted to use them
to get to a more important member
of the Dominion!
Quark, we need to talk.
We are talking.
Don't you want to know why I kissed you?
You never kissed me.
Yes, I did.
No, you didn't
and I don't want to discuss it anymore.
Let's just concentrate on the Dominion.
I only wish Zyree would have told us more.
Maybe it's some planetary alliance
or trading consortium.
Whatever it is, it's important
and I want a piece of it.
Quark, I'm very disappointed.
I really wanted those tulaberries.
You and I both know my trip
had nothing to do with tulaberries.
It didn't?
I must speak with you, Brother.
Can't you see I'm busy?
Does the word "Dominion" mean anything to you?
What have you found out?
You first.
Please, Brother, it's urgent.
Not now!
I'm waiting.
Well, most of my information consists
of little more than hints and whispers
but it's enough to convince me
that whoever learns the secret of the Dominion
whatever that may be, will learn the secret
of the Gamma Quadrant.
Unfortunately, the Dosi don't seem to know very much.
I was hoping they'd lead us to someone who does.
What would such information be worth to you?
A lot.
What if I
told you I could arrange a meeting
between you and a powerful member of the Dominion?
If you can do that, I'll see to it
that you earn a percentage of every Ferengi opportunity
in the Gamma Quadrant.
Ah...
that's a lot of latinum.
Give me... a name.
The Karemma.
I always knew you had the lobes for business.
Now may I speak with you, Brother?
All right, but make it quick.
Easy, now.
That's quite a bump you've got there.
Where's Rom?
Right here, Brother.
Luckily, there doesn't seem to be
any serious damage.
Uh, if you don't mind
I'd like to rest here for a few minutes.
Of course.
I'll be in the other room if you need me.
Thank you, Doctor.
You haven't told anybody, have you?
You mean about Pel?
Quiet.
I haven't breathed a word.
I thought it'd be best if you told Zek yourself.
Nobody's going to tell Zek anything, is that clear?
But she's a female...
Not so loud.
Who wears clothes and is trying to earn profit.
Why, she even quotes
from the sacred Rules of Acquisition.
Such a female must be severely punished.
I know that.
Then we'll stop her.
No.
You're scaring me, Brother.
Could it be you have feelings for this woman?
Of course not.
Don't you see?
If Zek learns that I've been deceived by a female
I'd be ruined.
He'd never trust me again.
But if you don't tell him and he finds out
you're certain to be ruined.
You have to tell him, or I will.
Let me go.
I have to save you from yourself.
Forget about me. What about the bar?
The bar?
You still want it, don't you?
Don't you?
Who needs the bar
when I can have the Gamma Quadrant?
I'll transfer ownership immediately
but only on one condition—
that you never mention the truth about Pel to anyone.
Pel?
W-W-What about him?
Yeah.
Come.
Where are your lobes?
Over there.
Well, put them on before somebody sees you.
No one's going to see me.
Put them on.
Now.
And wrap yourself up.
Have you finished packing?
Am I going somewhere?
As far away from this station as possible.
But you need me, Quark.
I'm the only one you can trust.
Not anymore.
Well, what did you expect?
I mean, look at you.
You're wearing clothes.
Is that a crime?
As a matter of fact, it is.
Look, it's just too risky for you to stay here.
And you can take this with you.
What is it?
Ten bars of latinum.
To help you start a new life.
If you're going to pretend you're a man
act like one.
Take the profit.
This is not about profit anymore
it's about love!
Oh, spoken like a true female.
I love you, Quark
and I know you care about me, too.
Admit it!
What difference does it make if I do?
You'd never be happy being a Ferengi wife.
Then come with me to the Gamma Quadrant.
No one there cares if I wear clothes or not.
I'd care.
Then I guess I'd better start packing.
I guess so.
Mmm... mmm... mmm.
Mmm... mmm...
Mmm!
Mmm.
These flaked blood fleas are surprisingly succulent.
Mm-hmm, you really should try them, Brother— mmm...
I'm not feeling particularly hungry.
Let me guess.
Too busy thinking about how to spend
all that latinum we're going to earn?
Well, I don't blame you.
Come.
I thought you said she left the station!
I thought she did.
I hope you don't mind, Quark
but I couldn't leave without saying good-bye to the Nagus.
I'm glad you stopped by.
I know how much you helped Quark
during the negotiations.
I predict a big future for you, Pel.
You certainly have the lobes for it.
So, you like my lobes?
Pel...
Yes, I do.
Good, then you can have them!
No!
It's a female!
Does this mean I don't get the bar?
Rom... out.
Quark, this is outrageous!
Now what's going on here?
I-I-I...
Leave him out of this!
You dare give me orders?
You knew about this all along, didn't you?
I...
So tell me more about my big future.
You have no future.
I'll see to it that you spend the rest of your life in prison.
No.
Let me remind you
that taking business advice from a female
is a violation of Ferengi law.
I didn't know she was a female.
Stupidity is no excuse.
Now, one more word out of you
and you are going to share her cell.
Then, you better make sure it's big enough for three.
Are you threatening me?
I wonder what your associates will say
when I tell them you allowed a female to represent you
in a business negotiation.
I didn't know she was a female.
Stupidity is no excuse.
I see your point.
It seems that Pel's identity
will have to remain our little secret
but it's going to cost you.
My Gamma Quadrant profits.
I've always said you were a bright fellow, Quark.
Shame on you!
I hope you're satisfied.
I'm sorry...
but it's time you learned
that when it comes to accumulating profit
women are as capable as men.
Well, do me a favor and don't tell anybody else.
I should go.
I've booked passage on an Andorian transport.
You could come with me.
I can't.
I know.
Well, then, I guess if I can't have you
I'll take those ten bars of latinum after all.
So, Lieutenant...
you ready for another night of tongo?
Haven't you lost enough for one day?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm talking about Pel.
She came by to see me before she left.
I'm going to miss her.
So are you.
You really think I'd let anyone come between us?
Nice try, Quark
but I know you better than that.
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