We accept you we accept you one of us
But, dad, i don't want to go to camp.
I won't fit in with all the other kids.
Fit in?
Now, why would you think
That you won't fit in?
Dad, i'm an egg.
Don't worry, son. It'll be a blast!
Ha ha ha!
Hee hee hee! Oh, boy. I can't wait to get to winter camp.
Yeah, winter camp. I wonder who came up with that one.
Ha ha ha!
A winter camp!
Yesiree, mr. Snowman.
When i'm finished with you, you can be my best friend.
Hey, can i be your friend?
Are you sick in the head?
Why would i want something as hideous-Looking as you for a friend?
You're a freak.
Hey? What the... Aah!
"welcome to camp parad-Ice,
The coolest camp on ear-Th."
I'll say.
Oh, come on, mandy. It could be worse.
Good evening, children.
My name is john jack daniel torrence...
It could be worse, mandy.
This guy could be the camp counselor.
And i am the camp counselor.
I know that it has been a long day
And many of you are cold and tired,
So please direct your attention
To the small, but cozy, all-Wood accommodations.
Contained within is a freshly brewed pot
Of all-Natural cocoa,
A toasty, all-Natural wood-Burning stove,
And, of course, an all-Natural comfortable bed.
That's where i'll be staying.
But where do we stay?
Over there!
Nobody better disturb me, neither,
Or there'll be trouble!
Don't worry, mandy, it could be...
This place stinks!
Hey, there's one spare bed left.
Now, i wonder who this is for.
Hey there! My name is billy, and i'm from endsville.
Hey, um, i'm junior,
And i'm from the center of the earth.
Ha ha ha! Center of the earth.
Ah, don't pay attention to them!
They laugh at me all the time.
Boy, it sure is cold here.
Isn't there someplace warmer to stay?
Sure there is.
Why don't you take a walk
Over to that cozy little cabin across the way?
You'll get a really warm welcome over there.
Ha ha ha!
Really? It's nice and warm?
Oh, boy! Darn tootin'.
What? I'm cold.
Well, of course you're cold.
You're standing out there in the snow,
You 4-Eyed freak!
I said i'm cold.
Hey, there's no... Hey... Hey... No, nooo!
Hey there, mr. Torrence.
If you see junior, can you give him mr. Bonkers?
Junior and torrence: yes, thank you.
I will see that he gets it.
He seems different. Must be the glasses.
Now, mr. Torrence,
What am i going to do with you?
Hey! Cool, a snowman.
Yeah, that's some piece of work, all right.
Hey! Speaking of pieces of work,
Check out that masterpiece.
She sure is popular.
That's because she has a wonderful personality.
And she's a babe!
Popular.
Whew! Being so popular is tough work.
It's nice to get some alone time,
Just you and beautiful, popular me.
Ha ha ha! What?
Girl and junior: hello, fellas. It's me, ms. Popular.
Oh, boy!
I've never seen anything so fantastic before.
Wow! Check it out.
Ooh! Ahh! Wow!
Wow! Cool! Ice sculpture.
Yeah, it's cool, all right,
But it doesn't go anywhere, of course,
Because it's not real. It's made of ice.
Ice! Wow!
And it's so popular and accepted by everybody.
Hey, shut the door. I'm trying to... Aah!
Ha ha!
Have you noticed anything weird, billy?
Hmm, weird?
Ooh, it's snowing!
No, not that.
This place is as quiet as a graveyard.
Everybody seems to have vanished,
Except for that strange guy playing ping-Pong.
Freak.
Billy?
And i'm from the center
Of the earth.
Hey!
Hee hee hee!
Here, mr. Bunny.
Where are you, little friend?
Hee hee hee!
Mr. Bunny?
Aah! Oh, no!
Don't worry, billy.
They're just sleeping.
All of my pretty friends... Sleeping.
You know, billy,
You could be my best friend.
I can't be your best friend
Because mandy is my best friend.
Hmm. Mandy?
About so high?
Looks kind of...
Mandy and junior: like this?
Hee hee hee! Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
Best friend.
Wait. No.
Mandy never smiles,
And she doesn't wear stupid-Looking glasses
That make her look like a freak.
Aargh! I am so sick and tired
Of everyone calling me a freak!
It makes me mad, so very mad!
Not so fast, son of nergal.
Well, look who it is.
Ha! You're too late, mandy.
This might convince you otherwise.
Mr. Bonkers!
Right,
And if you want the rest of mr. Bonkers,
You'll drop the boy.
Please, don't hurt him anymore. He's...
The boy!
Ok. Ok.
Come on, billy. Our bus is leaving.
Junior, crying: it's going to be ok.
I'll put you back together, and you'll be my friend,
And i'll be your best friend.
Hey, junior?
I'll be your friend.
Really? You will?
Sure, but you have to be yourself.
Ohh, but the real me is hideous.
What fool is going to want to have a freak for a friend?
You won't get scared and run away?
Geesh, nah! You should see some of my friends.
Are you sure you'll be ok?
Come on, how bad could it be?
Well, what do you think?
That's what you really look like?
Uh-Huh.
Oh. Aah! Holy cow!
I've never seen anything so horrible in my whole life!
Aaah!
Billy, you're back.
Did you make lots of friends at winter camp?
Ok, billy.
If i push you on the tire swing,
Do you promise to stop acting like a dog?
Bark bark bark bark.
All right. One push.
Gee, thanks, mandy.
Hello, mandy.
Have you seen billy?
Hello-Oh, earth to mandy.
I'm out of here.
What?
Hi, grim!
Aah!
That cracks it. I need a vacation.
Oh, i just had these dry-Cleaned.
Ach, it is you, sister.
I did not recognize you for ¦ second.
Sister?
Oh! Ha ha ha.
No, no, child.
You must have me confused for someone else.
You see, i'm the grim reaper.
I'm not anybody's sister.
Good one, sister.
You are pretty funny for ¦ nun.
Nun? But...
Oh!
No. No. I'm not a nun.
I'm the exact opposite of a nun.
I'm evil.
No! Please!
I wonder where billy and mandy are.
All right, billy.
Are you sure you saw grim land here?
Sure as pie!
Come on. Let's find him.
I'm telling you, i'm not a nun.
What's this?
You think this sister big mamma is me?
I don't believe this.
I've never had any children of my own.
Come to mama, girls!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
This has been the best day of my life.
Excuse me.
Have you seen the grim reaper around here?
Yeah, the grim reaper.
He's the exact opposite of a nun.
Good one, you guys. Ja, ja.
I see the grim reaper.
He is reaping by this fence.
"and this little piggy
Cried, wee wee wee, ¦ all the way home."
The end.
Hi, grim!
We're here to save you.
Aah!
Say, why do you have an empty paint can on your head?
Girls, girls, i can explain.
Explain this.
I... I... I...
Oh, isn't that cute?
I'm sorry for lying to you.
I was just having so much fun.
Billy, mandy, grab my hands.
We're going home.
I'll miss you.
What's going on down there?
Butt out, princess wanna-Know-Ki.
It's top secret.
Yeah! We're building a go-Cart for the annual
Endsville go-Cart competition.
I just said it was top secret, you lugnut!
Wouldn't it be easier if you turned on the light?
Huh?
We're not done yet!
It looks like you could use some help.
You can't help, mandy; you're a girl.
Yeah!
What's going on?
They're building a go-Cart.
Maybe, i can help.
You can't help, neither, grim.
And why not?
'cause you're a skeleton. Ha ha ha ha ha!
I think we've been dissed.
Well, then, why don't we just
Build our own go-Cart
And take that trophy for ourselves?
Are you with me, mandy?
Absolutely.
The crowd is on pins and needles
As we await the start of the endsville go-Cart 3000.
Wait a minute.
It looks like billy and irwin in their hunk-O-Junk.
We rule!
And there's mindy in her bad kitty.
And now here's sperg driving his bone-Smusher.
Well, lookie here. Fresh meat.
And there's mandy in the grim reaper.
That's right... We bad.
Hey, mandy, where did you get a go-Cart?
I found some spare parts.
Grim?
I'm a born machine, man.
Hey, mandy...
Please.
You're dog food, skull boy.
We'll just see about that, smart man.
Uh-Oh... We have a mystery racer
In a little red wagon.
Ha ha ha!
Racers, get ready!
Set!
Go!
Mandy takes the lead with mindy right on her tail.
Hi, mandy.
That's a very groovy ride you have...
For a piece of junk.
Ha ha ha!
Let's frag her, grim.
Mindy and mandy jockey for the lead
While billy and irwin trail by 3 counties.
Meanwhile, sperg pulls into a flesh burger drive-Through
For a burger and fries.
Here's your order, mister.
Who's a real grease monkey.
Um, 68-Ounces is the small.
Step on it, billy.
Here comes sperg.
You're mine, wienies.
Ha ha ha!
Sperg is making a move on billy.
Mandy's making a move on mindy.
And where the heck is that mystery kid?
Mindy and mandy are fighting for the lead.
It's nip and tuck, head to head, nose to nose.
Neck and neck, stem to stern, yin to yang.
Rice to beans, beans to rice, meat to mow.
Hoof to cow, boys to men, flies to stink.
Somebody stop me.
Aah! Aah!
Would you look who's here?
Gang way!
Ah ha ha ha!
What the?
Ah ha ha ha!
I don't like him. He cheats.
And nobody cheats the...
Nobody cheats the grim reaper.
Right.
Aaah!
Billy and irwin have been knocked out of the race,
And only sperg is left to take the checkered flag.
Hold the phone.
Cheat the grim reaper, will you?
Aaah!
The racers have returned to the stadium.
So, mandy will take the flag
In the most amazing finish this reporter has ever witnessed.
Oh, yeah! That's what i'm talking about. Uh-Huh!
Hold the phone.
The mystery racer wins the race.
Pud'n.
Oh, it's pud'n!
Pud'n wins the race, pud'n wins the race,
Pud'n wins the race.
Yay! Boo!
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