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- Is it weird in here, or is it just you?
- She loves me!
She loves me not.
She loves me!
She loves me not.
She loves me!
- Who are you in love with now?
- That snail right there.
She loves me!
She loves me not.
Hee hee hee!
She loves me!
Look, mandy!
I think i'm gonna puke.
- Why don't you do something productive with your life?
- That's a great idea, mandy.
Hey, billy,
Why don't you come fishing with me today.
I know a bay
Where they practically beg to be eaten!
- Eaten?
But doesn't that hurt them?
- Aw, fish don't have feelings son.
They're made of foam latex.
What do ya say?
You coming?
- No!
Fish are living creatures
Who deserve our love and respect.
- Aw, gee!
I never thought of it that way.
So, you coming or what?
- No!
- That's the spirit, son!
Come on! Hop in!
You're gonna love fishing with me!
- Say, billy, if you like fish so much,
Why not get your very own pet fish?
- Yeah!
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
"fish are living creatures
Who deserve our love and respect."
Ha ha! Good one, billy.
But seriously,
Let's get down to fishing, shall we?
- Nope. No!
No, nope!
No. No. No.
No.
- Billy,
Just choose a stupid fish already.
- Just a minute.
No.
No! No! No!
No!
- How may i provide you with excellent service today?
- No!
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no.
No.
He's perfect.
- Surely you can pick a better fish
Than that worthless, pathetic runt.
- Don't make fun of him 'cause he's worthless!
I'm gonna name him l'il pork chop.
- Fine. Have it your way.
Now, grab your stupid fish and let's go.
- Now, billy, the first rule of fishing
Is be real quiet.
Think you can do that, son?
That's my boy!
Real quiet.
- Hey there, l'il pork chop,
Welcome to your new home.
Aw!
Don't let grim and mandy's insult
About your size get you down.
- Wait, mandy.
- They're just jealous i have a fish to love.
And they don't!
- I think billy's talking about us.
- You see,
I understand how it feels to be little
'cause i'm little.
But they... They don't understand anything
But hate, hate, hate!
- I hate it when he gets like this.
- Oh, hi, fellas.
How's it going?
Porkchop needs a tissue.
Now, where was i?
Oh, yeah.
Hate!
- Maybe we were a little hard
On billy's new fish.
- Don't tell me you're going soft on me.
- Of course not!
It's just that... You see...
When i was a boy, i also had a pet fish
Named chutney.
He was my best friend.
Hello, chutney!
Daddy's here!
You want to see him?
- Pathetic, grim.
Really, really pathetic.
- Guess what else, porkchop.
Maybe some day you'll grow up and be...
President.
President porkchop!
Good night!
Oh, gosh.
I wish you were big.
- Big, hmm?
Hmm.
Well, i think old uncle grim
Can take care of that.
There you go, little porkchop.
Grim ain't such a bad guy after all,
Is he.
Good morning, little pork...
Porkchop.
Little porkchop!
You got big.
My wish came true!
- Never mind that now!
Your life is in terrible danger!
We must go now!
- Oh, wait till mandy and grim see this!
Then, when i woke, there he was,
All big and tough.
- Grim, do you have anything to do with this?
- Well, i... You see... - Grim.
- Yes, ma'am.
I made him grow.
- Mm-Hmm.
Just as i thought.
- Grim didn't make porkchop grow.
It was my love what made him grow.
- Fools!
You are wasting time!
Can't you feel it!
The oxygen in here is getting thinner!
Soon there'll be no air left,
And we'll all... Die!
- Ok. Enough of this.
Grim, you go make an antidote
To return the fish to his normal size.
- Maybe that's a good idea.
- Billy.
Go get me his fishbowl.
- Roger, dodger!
- And, you,
When grim returns with the antidote,
It's back in the bowl for you.
Got that? - I am never going back
In that little glass prison.
- Oh, yes, you will.
- You heard him, mandy.
We don't need your bowl!
Or your stupid water.
And we don't need you!
Right, porks?
- I prefer not to get in the middle.
- Right! - Fine with me.
I'm sure you'll have a whole lot of fun
With your mutant fish.
- Ok, porks, what you want to do?
- It's too late for anything now.
The air is gone!
The sun... It is over!
- Aw, don't worry, porks.
I know just what you need.
Come on!
- Billy, wait!
I've got the antidote!
- Now then, billy,
The second rule of fishing is patience.
That's how you catch the big ones!
- Awk! Awk! Awk!
- I know i never told you this before, billy,
And i probably never will again,
But i love you, son.
- Awk! Awk! Awk!
- What did i tell you, porks?
Nothing like a day of fun in the sun
To take the edge off...
Especially in this kind of heat!
- In fact, they say it's the hottest day
In the history of the world!
- It's hot!
- Oh, that's odd.
You look kind of pale.
You're white as a sheet!
There, there. I know just what you need.
That's the stuff, eh, porkchop?
Porks?
- Maybe you're hungry.
- Uh-Oh.
Good-Bye, little porkchop.
You were a good friend and a loyal companion.
- Billy, are you in there?
I got the antidote for the little porkchop.
- Aw, you're too late, grim.
I flushed him already.
- You flushed porkchop?
- I think i'd get him down at first
Being that he was so gigantic and all.
- No!
- I miss porkchops.
- Get over it.
It was just a stupid fish.
- Don't talk about porkchop that way.
His love was a beacon of light
In a dim world.
- Hey, everybody.
- I wonder if he figured out
That billy never actually went fishing with him?
- Wait till you see the fish that billy and i caught!
- Guess not.
- Hi, dad!
- Come on, billy.
Let's show these amateurs what fishing is all about.
Check out this beauty.
It's porkchop!
- And he's back to his pathetic normal size.
The toilet must have flushed him into the bay
Where billy's dad was fishing.
But that doesn't explain how he got small again.
- Don't you get it, mandy?
The scum in the bay...
That was the antidote all along!
- Hey!
Don't laugh at him 'cause he's small!
I don't care what you guys think,
It's not the size of the fish that counts,
It's how you cook him.
- I think i'm gonna puke!
What do you want?
Why are you here?
- Pizza delivery!
- Are you alone? - What?
- Are you alone?
Answer it.
- Yeah! I'm all alone.
Jeez, mister, i mean, jeez!
- It is sorry.
It forgets sometimes.
It was not always like this...
Broken, haunted, wretched.
Is that pepperoni?
Once, not so long ago, it... Hot! Hot!
Ow!
Once, not so long ago,
It was a man like you.
- Yeah, cool.
Ok, that's will be 8.50, dude.
- It was on a day much like this,
In this very house...
- Faster, george, faster!
He's still coming!
- So, as i was saying,
There are lots of words that rhyme with cheese!
- I've got an idea.
- Keys, peas, fees, seas, freeze...
- It's not working!
- I'm gonna try and shake him.
Hang on, honey!
- Knees, breeze, squeeze, tease,
Trees, fleas, please!
- Hang on.
We're driving to australia.
- They'll be back.
They always come back.
- But he was wrong.
They stayed in australia
And became dental hygienists!
So, the house went up for sale.
And that's when it made horrible mistake number one!
It bought the house.
- Cursed!
Cursed!
Woe to all who live in that house!
For they shall only know pain!
Pain!
Oh, and welcome to the neighborhood!
Here's some nice gelatin the wife made!
It's got bits of fruit and stuff!
Ok, well, bye.
Cursed!
- Hi, i'm billy, your new neighbor.
I like roller-Skating and long walks on the...
It should have walked away.
It should have ignored the child.
But instead it made horrible mistake number two.
- Uh, do you need to come in
For a glass of water?
Wow! Go into an old, one-Eyed weirdo's house!
Why not?
Ah!
Thanks for the water, mr. One-Eye.
- My name is mr. Skarr.
- How come you only got one eye?
Are you sensitive about it?
If i had only one eye, i'd be sensitive.
You should wear an eye patch like a pirate,
Then you'd just need a puffy shirt.
Do you own a puffy shirt?
You look like you would.
Hey, what's that cool stuff?
Wow!
Get a load of all these spiffy war toys!
Boom. Pow!
- Those are not toys!
They are precision crafted replicas.
- Whoa, mama!
Look at all this weirdo stuff.
- Get out of here!
This is my private study.
- Hey, everybody, look!
I'm a used car salesman!
- Be careful with that.
It's an atomic...
Hot pants ray gun.
Little boys should stick to spears and rocks.
- Why do you have all these doodads?
- Believe it or not,
I used to be a general in a fearsome evil army.
- No way!
- We caused quite a bit of havoc, we did.
- So, why'd you move to this dump?
- We got bought out by a big entertainment corporation.
It seems they didn't want competition
For world domination.
- That story was so beautiful it gave me gas.
But do you ever miss your old job?
- Miss commanding regimented forces
Of destructive power,
As we encircled the globe with our terrible
Iron fist of might,
Crushing down all the pathetic fools
Who dared stand before us,
Gorging out bellies on their cries for mercy?
At last, i alone stand
As the glorious dark lord of all the known universe!
Not so. Never miss it.
- What's this thingamajiggy?
- It's an automatic stabbin-Flabber.
- Turn it on!
- No! I couldn't.
- Come on, make it stab me...
Here, right in my forehead!
- No, i... - You know you want to!
- Yes, i... No, that's not me anymore.
I'm a good neighbor.
I mow the lawn. I scrub the grout.
I clip coupons.
- You disgust me!
I thought you were bad.
You ain't bad!
You ain't nothing!
I think i'll go hang with my cool friend
The grim reaper.
That cat is one bad dude!
- The grim reaper?
On our block?
- He's got a big, long magic pole
That does all sorts of bad stuff.
- You mean his scythe.
- Yeah, that thing.
- Wog!
Wog, wog, wog!
- If anyone stole it from him,
They'd be the baddest of the bad!
Yep.
Just stole it from him.
The scythe, master of the world.
Ultimate power.
- Ok, run along.
Play in the traffic. Bye.
- What the hay!
Me pants!
- Did you miss daddy?
Oh, daddy missed you.
No! Stop it!
Stop looking at me like that.
I reject you!
I think i'll go make some nice golden cornbread.
The real corn makes it special.
Hello?
Hello.
Who is this?
- Ultimate power.
So, it had decided to steal the scythe.
That was horrible mistake number 3.
- Uh, look, chief,
I got other pizzas to deliver, so...
- Do you want a tip or not?
- Uh...
I'll show them what real power is!
Take my love, my pain, and all of my anger!
Oh, come on!
- So, we were thinking of setting you free.
- Really?
- Yeah, all you gotta do is
Say you're a little girl.
- I'm a little girl.
- I'm not sure i bought it.
- Yeah.
Are you a pretty girl?
- I'm very pretty.
Look at me, i'm queen pretty!
Aren't boys just so dreamy?
I can talk on the phone for hours about nothing.
- Grim?
- Let's brush my hair and paint my toes!
- You can stop.
We were only kidding.
- Oh, it's fun to accessorize!
Let's all ride some magical pink ponies.
I'll name mine sparkles fantastic!
- Target sighted.
- And of course we pretty girls love to skip.
Ha! Being pretty is fun!
- Oh, nuts to this.
- Give me that!
- Hey!
It's not polite to steal from little girls!
- I did it!
I'm super bad!
What shall i do first?
Give myself hair.
It works!
- Bravo, mr. Skarr.
Bravo.
I've been watching you.
Oh, really now.
Put that thing down before you poke your other eye out.
Since you're new,
I'll be nice and explain the rules.
I am the one who gets annoyed by billy.
I am the one who bosses grim around.
And most importantly,
I am the one who plays with the scythe.
So, you see, when you steal from grim,
You steal from me.
And you don't want to steal from me, do you?
- No, i... Wait!
This is mine!
I earned it!
You can't just...
What are you?
- I'm just a pretty little girl.
Thanks for the cornbread, mr. Skarr.
Oh, and welcome to the neighborhood.
- And it lived miserably ever after.
The end.
- What is going on?
Ok, see, it's like this...
- I asked you to watch the house for just 3 days,
And you let the place fall apart!
- Well, that was horrible mistake number 4.
I'm not very reliable.
- Get out!
Oh, the wife wants to know,
Dinner this wednesday?
- Sure.
- Cursed!
- So, dude, uh, i guess you owe me 8.50...
Plus tip.
- No!
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