You're down to earth,
But not down quite far enough.
Thanks.
Who's hungry for some farm-Fresh fertilizer?
Eat up!
Only the best for my babies.
Now, that is one handsome yard!
A yard...
Worthy of winning the coveted endsville good neighbor award.
When i have that award, i shall place it here upon this
Perch for all to see.
And as they roll by in their minivans, their children will
Weep burning tears of joy at the sight of my front yard!
And they shall say, "there!
There lives general skarr!
There lives..." what?
What's that?
A weed?
A weed dares to sully my perfect yard?
Well, we have ways of dealing with you.
Ha.
The glove.
Yes.
That should take care of... Hmm.
A bit tenacious, eh?
All right.
You force me to bring out the big guns.
Ok.
What am i doing again?
There. That.
Get rid of it.
When did i become a lawn service?
There's a glass of fresh lemonade in it for you.
Ooh!
Hey, grim.
Are you practicing golf?
He's trying to get rid of this weed.
Here.
Let me try.
Hey, you stupid weed, you're stupid and ugly,
And your parents fought 'cause they hate you!
So, why don't you just scram?
Wait here.
Can i have that lemonade now?
This will take care of that
Mean old weed.
Whoops.
Missed it.
My petunias!
Missed it again!
My jasmine!
Whoops. Give me that scythe.
I'm going to kill him!
No way!
I'm the only one who gets to use it.
Whoops. Missed it again.
I just need it for a second!
Let go!
You're gonna break it!
Nuts!
Missed it again!
It's full of dangerous supernatural energies.
Uh-Oh!
Aagh!
Darn.
Missed it again.
Aagh!
Stop, drop, and roll!
Aagh!
Uh... Just, uh... Oh, boy.
I think i hear mandy calling me.
Put some tussin on.
You'll be fine.
Coming, mandy!
My... Yard.
My beautiful yard!
Mmm.
That must have been some party last night.
What the... My yard.
What happened?
Oh.
I remember.
The wretched neighbor boy.
When i see him, i'll... Hello.
What's this?
Oh.
That's just dandy.
My yard is in ruins and i'm a chlorophyllic freak!
Now i'll never win the good neighbor award.
Curses!
Huh?
Glorious!
This is a yard worthy of eden!
And now... Ha ha.
Get rid of that naughty boy once and for all!
By, mom!
I'm going out to relieve some gas!
Oh!
Oh, boy!
I shouldn't have had those 12 glasses of iced tea!
Ooh.
Oh, good thing this bush has been following me.
No!
It's in my brain!
Hey, kid, you mind if we borrow your pet bush?
We're vegetarians.
Knock yourselves out.
So hungry.
Excuse me.
Oh!
Aagh!
Oh, boy!
This looks like a great place to lay my eggs.
Breathe, jeffrey.
Just like in lamaze.
Aah!
Oh!
I'd better wrap them up for safety.
Aagh!
Getting ahold of that brat is
Proving bothersome.
Mommy!
If only i had a convenient excuse to throw a big party
So i could take care of him here on my terms.
What do you want, ernest?
Ok, see, i've got a good reason
Why you should throw a big party!
Were you listening through my window again?
Only for a few minutes.
By the way, your new drapes are lovely.
Get to the point!
You've won the endsville good neighbor award for having a
Beautiful yard!
Me?
Aagh!
Won?
Oh!
I can't believe the committee bestowed this honor upon me.
I am the committee.
Oh.
Thank you very much.
Don't touch me.
Ok, see you later.
Hey, billy.
Look what mysteriously arrived.
A leaf?
Let's see.
"come celebrate my incredible victory with a pool party..."
"this saturday at general skarr's casa de verde."
"live musical entertainment!" "smokehouse barbeque
And cold drinks provided," yo.
"everyone is welcome..."
"except vegetarians, swamp things, and giant
Spiders."
Oh, man!
This party is phat, yo.
Speaking of fat, want another weiner schnitzel?
Mr. Skarr?
There's a candy bar in the pool!
Aah!
Billy!
And some other people.
I'm so glad you could come to my little soiree!
I promise you you'll have a killer time.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You know, skarr, there's something different
About you lately.
I can't quite squeeze my finger on it.
Different? Ha ha ha.
Hee hee hee.
It must be my healthy glow of victory.
No.
It's your hair.
You finally got one.
Thank you all for coming today.
Winning this magnificent award means so many things to me.
It means i'm not just better than all of you, but you are all
Lesser than me.
Billy, how would you like to see
Something really special?
Oh, is it a lady covered in ants wearing a loaf of bread as
A hat?
'cause i'd really love to see that, hmm?
Um... Um, no.
It's over here.
Follow me.
Wow!
This is a cool spot!
At last!
I've got you!
Oh! Look!
All this excitement has made me start budding.
Are we playing tag?
It's sort of like tag.
And you're definitely it.
Good!
I like being it, 'cause when mandy is it,
She uses dobermans, and i don't think that's fair!
I admit it was hard picking the best way to finish you off.
So many choices... Each more gruesome than
The next.
And then it hit me.
Why not go with delicious irony?
What's all this crazy talk got to do with tag?
I'm not talking about tag!
I'm talking about killing you.
Why would you want to do that?
Because you ruined my garden.
And turned me into a freak of nature!
Well...
You always were kind of a freak anyways.
And your garden is better than ever.
And now you gots hair.
So, what's the problem again?
Look, if i want to kill you, that's my prerogative.
Ok?
I'm just saying from a logical point of view...
Shut up!
Now...
Prepare to become a thousand tiny billy bits.
Help! Help!
Grim, mandy!
Somebody help!
He's gonna mulch me!
Hurry!
Save me!
I hate you all!
This is what you get
For being a bad neighbor!
You're the one trying to hurt me!
You're the bad neighbor!
You... You... Take that back!
I'm a good neighbor.
This award proves it!
See? See?
It says... Oops.
My award!
Oh, that doesn't sound good.
Cool.
Fireworks.
Phew.
It's funny.
I had this foreboding feeling i was going to be accidentally
Mulched. Hmm.
Aagh!
Hello?
Grim!
Mandy!
I'm really hungry.
Grandpa, is that you?
I'm back.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait.
Wait!
What are you doing!
No!
Ah.
I love bargain shopping at costmo.
I wonder if they've got big buckets of blood.
I'm running low.
Something makes me doubt that, grim.
Hold it. Up there.
Yes.
What is the deal with girls and unicorns?
Pardon me, madam, may i get that for you?
Knock yourself out.
Careful.
Don't break anything.
I'm certain everything's in order.
Thank you.
You gotta love this store.
Hmm.
Something seams strange.
Oh, i don't know.
What's so strange about buying ceramic unicorns in bulk?
I was talking about the store, doofus.
But everything is so clean and efficient.
Well organized.
That's just it.
It's usually chaotic.
I've never seen this place so in order.
Remember what i taught you, when shopping at costmo,
You must always carry a list.
Keeps you focused so you don't buy stupid crud...
And catch heck from the missus.
Eh?
I'm with you, papasan.
I got my list just like you taughts me.
I'm super focused!
Oh!
Check out the scuba gear!
You're on your own, son.
I'm never alone as long as i have my list!
Hey, irwin.
Hey, billy.
What brings you to aisle 23, yo?
I'm here to set free the balls.
Me, too, yo.
It's on my list.
Me, too!
Let's do it!
Go, little bouncy dudes.
You're free.
Free!
Come on, irwin.
Let's get out of here.
Tee hee hee hee hee.
Whoa!
Aagh!
Ok, now that was strange.
See what i'm saying?
There's suddenly too much order in the universe.
There. You see?
That was totally out of order.
Who you calling out of order, skinny?
I'm hoss delgado.
This is what i do.
Besides, it's right here on my list.
Hmm. What do you know?
He's right.
It's right here on the list.
Correcto.
And i never go shopping without a list.
From chaos comes order.
Happens wherever i go, ever since i started dating
Eris. Eris?
Are you crazy?
Since when?
Since episode 47.
I'm picking up a spectral disturbance on aisle 17.
Dude!
Hee hee hee hee.
This is gross, yo!
Mayonnaise makes my skin all soft and touchable.
You're really sick, yo.
Freeze, you ectoplasmic slimewads.
Did you say something, yo?
I got mayonnaise in my ears!
So, you want to play tough,
Eh?
Hold our fire, hoss.
Those are not ectoplasmic slimewads you're shooting at.
That's a couple of shrimps covered in mayonnaise.
Now, why the heck are they covered in mayonnaise?
Dude... >> it's on the list, yo!
I'm afraid i must be losing my touch.
I haven't terminated a real monster in months.
You mean, ever since you started dating eris?
Come to think of it, yes.
Don't tell me you're in love.
Hoss delgado in love with eris?
Hmm.
Baby-Cakes!
Sweet cheeks!
Oh!
Ha ha ha.
Whoa!
Have i ever told you you're beautiful when you're mad?
Aagh!
You've never truly been loved until you've been eaten by a
Giant bug.
Rowr!
I may never grow up.
Yo.
She says i bring order to her crazy life.
That's just it.
When you bring order to the goddess of chaos, it throws
Everything out of whack.
How tight is that headband?
I'm afraid she's right, hoss.
First, you have no more monsters to shoot at.
Next, she'll be giving you a makeover.
Makeover? Me?
Ha ha ha.
Well, that's just silly.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Of course, she did redecorate my apartment.
And she has been messing with my wardrobe.
Marvelous!
Fells kind of drafty.
All the gods are wearing them.
I love it.
You look just like prometheus.
I feel like gluteus maximus.
She even rearranged my sock drawer.
And she terminated my old photographs.
Oh!
Gosh.
Suddenly i feel like a... A... >> big wuss?
Yeah!
Wuss delgado!
Ha ha ha ha.
I know how to use this!
What must i do to restore my hoss-Hood?
You need to dump eris.
It's the only way.
But you don't know here like i do.
She might not take it so well.
She... She might get mad.
Have you ever seen her mad?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
She gets really freaky, man!
Oh, no.
I'm not storming that beach alone.
Maybe we can help.
Let me handle it.
I make a living delivering bad news.
She's at the food court.
I'll be on aisle 5.
There you are, eris.
Ha ha ha.
Um, i'm afraid i have bad news for you.
It's about that big blowhard boyfriend of yours.
What's his name, uh, hoss?
Now, we both know he's not good enough for you.
He wears a mullet.
Enough said.
Mullets are good!
Aagh!
Oh, my.
How chaotic.
I simply must learn to control myself.
Now, let's see if this dress matches lover boy's mullet.
Did you see hoss delgado
Flirting with the trashy little redhead on aisle 5, girlfriend?
Poor eris.
Yeah.
Poor eris.
That hoss, he's a butterfly.
May i help you?
Eris, baby-Cakes.
Ha ha.
Oh, there you are.
Ha ha.
Hmm.
I've just been here buying in bulk.
Can't get enough of these uh...
Gherkin pickles.
I love a good gherkin.
Just can't keep them around.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah.
Are you sure you haven't been conoodling with a certain
Trashy little redhead?
No way.
How could you think that?
You know i only have eyes for you, baby.
Oh, hoss.
How could i have been so foolish.
Come to mama.
Aagh!
I'm afraid i might be losing my resolve.
Snap out of it, man.
This is much bigger than hoss delgado.
The world is almost completely in order.
It's up to us to restore chaos.
Thanks.
I needed that.
Hey, pretty mama.
Get down.
Get funky, yo.
Get with it, doofus.
Ask her to dance.
You be popping, baby.
Let's boogaloo.
Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa!
Come on now. Shake it, baby.
Yeah!
Oh, whoa!
Oof.
I'll probably never hold hands with anyone but you.
Now, what's going on here?
Hoss delgado is dumping your bony butt.
We wanted to break it to you gently.
Hoss... Dump me?
We'll just see about that, little man.
Hey!
Whoa! Watch it!
Whoa!
Hoss!
You called, sugar dumpling?
Is there something you want to tell me?
Did you know you can buy a 20-Pound jar of pickled eggs?
All right, i want to break up.
I need to fight nasty monsters with drooling maws again.
And, besides, you're just not the same crazy goddess of chaos
I fell in love with.
You're like... Normal.
Yeah, baby!
Who's your daddy?
Aagh!
When a praying mantis devours her mate, it's because she loves
Him.
When i do it, it means i'm crazy!
Ha ha.
Ah ha ha ha.
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Oh!
Here's where i left that silly skull.
Come on.
I'll put you on mom's pillow where you belong.