Ah ha ha ha ha
The less we know, the better we feel.
Happy father's day!
Ha ha ha!
For me?
Oh, you should have.
Ha ha ha!
Ooh.
What is it?
It's a hat!
Well, i've had my eyes on one of these babies.
Say... I love you son.
I love you, too, dad.
Ha ha ha!
Son! Tee hee hee hee!
Dad! Doh ho ho ho!
Son!
Da ha ha ha!
Dad!
Daddy.
And on this day honoring the
Father, i present you with this.
Well, thanks, son.
Uh, what is it?
It's a grim dollar.
Gives you use of the grim reaper for a day.
I decided to have him clean your garage.
Oh, and one more thing...
I... Love you.
Ew.
I feel gross.
Oh, daddy.
Grim.
Where is he?
If he's going to clean your dad's garage, we better find him
Pretty soon. Wait.
Do you hear that?
Country rock.
And it's coming from in your closet.
Daddy?
That you?
Dad?
Grim's finally lost his mind.
Back away real slow-Like.
Ok, that's good.
Leave me alone!
Go away, you two.
I'm feeling depressed.
I'm feeling like a monkey. Ta-Caw!
Ok, grim, why are you naked in billy's closet listening to
Country rock?
I don't want to talk about it.
Grim, you know what happens when you say "don't,"won't,"
Or "can't" to me.
Oh, yeah.
Well, see, when i was a boy, my dad and i used to...
Wait, wait, wait... Wait, before you flash back, what
About cleaning the garage?
Oh, yeah.
I promised your services to my dad today, so how about you tell
Us along the way?
Fine.
So like i was saying, when i was a boy, my favorite thing in
The whole wide underworld was my dad.
And of course, father's day.
And my dad's favorite thing was country rock.
Happy father's day, daddy!
Why don't you do something useful, and turn up daddy's
Country rock?
That a boy.
But when i turned up his country music, something strange
Overcame him.
This takes me back.
Now, could you step out of the way of my speakers?
You're blocking the sound.
Little bit more.
Little more.
Farther.
That's when i began to suspect that my dad loved his
Country music more than me.
Farther!
Farther.
Country rock stole your dad?
A ridiculous notion, i know, but... Aah!
What does your father do in here?
I don't know.
Stuff.
Anyways, you can start with that pile of rat nuggets.
Plenty of room in here for you, sweet stuff.
So you really expect us to believe your dad loved country
Rock more than you?
I know, i know.
But one afternoon on our drive to the country, it was the way
He said something that made me positive of it.
Oh, i sure love country rock more than you.
It was in that moment i knew that to win my dad's love, i had
To become a country rocker.
Of course it was just a toy guitar, but that made no
Difference to my dad.
So i got my dad back, and for a while everything was great.
But as much as it made my dad happy, it left me feeling empty
Inside.
Then one day, my true destiny called me.
And for the first time, i was happy.
And when it came time to leave home, i didn't have the heart to
Tell my dad the truth.
Country rock forever!
And ever since then, i've walked the path of the reaper.
So your dad still thinks you're a country rocker?
Right.
So you see, every father's day i dress up like this because i
Miss him.
So why don't you just call him and tell him the truth?
I've tried, but i don't got the nerve.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who needs nerve when you've got us... Right, mandy?
Right.
Aaah!
Who'd you just call?
Your dad.
Give me that!
That's your phone.
No!
Oh, and i told him everything.
Everything?
Everything.
And i say, shame, shame, shame on her for telling such vicious
Tall tales.
Oh, the grim reaper.
Now there's a guy with some guff.
Oh, what i'd give to be his father.
Aah!
But i'll settle for a plain old country rock star like you.
No, no, wait.
But i am!
Nah.
I wish i had the grim reaper as a son, and there's nothing you
Can do to change it.
No, dad.
The country star thing was just a lie.
I... A lie?
Well, how could it be a lie when you've got such hits like,
"lies, lies, lies,"... "yes, i lied,"...
"lying like an angry woman"?
No, no.
I made those.
They're fakes.
Look.
I'm actually the grim reaper.
See?
I've got the magic scythe and everything.
And i go on adventures with it.
And that's billy and mandy.
I hate them.
Oh!
And i can even fly.
I have so many things to tell you.
Oh... Ahem.
Thanks, miriam.
Who you calling?
Your mother.
She says that when you lie, you're grounded.
Go to your room.
But i don't even have a room.
You can't... But... Fine.
I don't need your stupid rules.
What a boy won't pretend to be
To get his dad's love.
I once pretended to be a peanut butter and bologna
Sandwich.
My dad loves those.
I still have teeth marks.
Why are we at the country rock wax museum?
Well, if dad won't listen to me, maybe he'll listen to his
Country rock idol, stank williams.
Hey.
Excuse me, stank, i... I am alive!
Yeehaw!
Heh heh heh heh!
Look at me.
I can move!
Yippee yo yeehaw!
I'm alive!
Hey, dad.
I got someone i want you to meet.
A wax replica of stank williams' head?
Yeah!
He's the grim reaper, all right.
You believe us now, you stubborn bag of bones?
Who you calling, daddy?
Oh, he just won't listen to me.
Yeah.
The only thing he'll listen to is country rock, y'all.
That's it!
All right, you slugs, front and
Center.
They're perfect.
Heh heh heh!
Welcome to endsville's annual father's day country rock
Picnic.
Howdy, folks!
You enjoying your baked beans, sausages, and coleslaw?
Enjoy the show.
Great!
Now, if you like that, then you'll love our first
Performer... Slim grim!
Let's make this work, people.
You ready to rock?
Are you ready to country rock?
Dad, i'm not a country rock star.
I told you, i'm the grim reaper!
Why won't you believe me,
Dad?
What is this?
Behold, the awesome power of the one and only grim reaper!
So wiggedy-Wack, ya'll!
Oh!
So beautiful!
Dad!
You believe me!
Oh, yes, son!
I do believe you now.
Well, you hope you all enjoyed the lame song here
Today.
And i even learned something.
What?
Grim's dad has terrible taste in music.
If lovin' country rock is wrong, i don't want to be right.
Dad, can you forgive me for lying to you for the past
1.4 million years?
Nope.
Harold!
Billy!
Dinnertime!
Coming, dear.
Your dinner's going to get cold.
On our way.
I am not reheating your dinner if it gets cold, you
Know.
We're walking into the kitchen as we speak.
Harold!
Billy!
Get your hairy butts in here now!
Consider us at the table.
That's it!
Where's my rusty chainsaw?
Uh-Oh, she's busting out the chainsaw again.
Every man, woman, and child for himself.
Oh, hi, honey.
Yeah, we were just on our way to dinner.
When i say dinnertime, i mean
Dinnertime!
Well!
Now this is more like it.
Just a nice, quiet dinner with my loving family.
Oh, my sweet adoring husband harold whom i love so much.
I'm scared.
My loving son billy.
And how could i ever forget my
Sweet, sweet daughter, mandy?
Go suck a lemon.
Young lady!
In this house, we use a little word called "please."
Fine.
Go suck a lemon, please.
That's better.
Wait a second.
I... I... I don't have a daughter.
You're not part of this family.
Yet here you are having another meal here.
Why don't you go eat at your own house with you own family?
Tell her, harold.
Take me with you.
I mean, yeah!
Go home to your own... Hold on.
You mean to tell me that mandy isn't our daughter?
This whole time i thought she was!
And what?
Now you say she isn't.
So tell me, who does billy belong to?
How much of my life is a lie?
Is our marriage fake? What about this house?
My shirt?
My underwear?
Is this all part of some interplanetary conspiracy to
Make me think i'm a lowly construction worker?
So, honey, how was work today?
Just swell, honeybunch.
I got that new promotion i was after.
Now we can start planning our second honeymoon to the
Gilligan islands.
That's wonderful news, dear.
I love you so much.
And i love...
Mandy!
You love mandy?
No.
Mandy... She's back!
What do we do? What do we do?
Quick!
Just like we planned.
Ugh!
I hate these things so much.
It's quiet... A little too quiet.
Is... Is she out there?
Can you see anything?
I don't know.
Let me check.
Hey, y'all.
Say, what are you guys doing in there?
Go away, irwin.
This isn't the time.
Fine.
If you need me, i'll be in mandy's room.
Do you think she can hear us?
Yes, i can hear you.
Aah!
Mother, i am hungry and require nourishment... Now.
That's it!
I can't take it anymore.
I don't know about you, but i can't go on living like this.
I'll make the call.
Please pick up.
Oh, please pick up!
Hello, nanny services incorporated.
Can i help you, darling?
We need the nanny.
It's an emergency.
Please, oh please!
Hello ma'am.
Are you there?
Hello?
Oh, there you are, mother.
I'd like my dinner, now.
I'm leaving for school now, mother.
In my absence, i expect my clothes washed, ironed, and
Pressed, my room cleaned, saliva bathed, my socks
Color-Coordinated, my goth metal posters framed, the house
Remodeled, the toilet spit-Shined, my room painted
Black, my knives polished, and my secret mutant army released
Into the streets of endsville.
All done by hand.
Y... Yes dear.
Whatever you want.
That's better.
Farewell, parents.
Do you think our call got through?
Let's hope it did, dear.
Pardon me, would you by chance be the parents of a miss mandy?
What a day at school!
Why didn't you tell me i'd forgotten to wear pants?
It was picture day.
Hello, mandy.
I've been waiting for you.
I suppose you know who i am.
I suppose you know that i don't give a...
Wait a second!
I know who that is!
She... She's that one fat lady with the freaky hair and beady
Eyes and... I think her name's paul or
Something.
Hold on!
She's the nanny.
Yeah, she's on that television show, "hey, nanny nanny."
It's another one of those annoying reality shows that are
All the rage right now.
She travels all over the world... And burbank... Helping
Parents deal with their spoiled rotten brats.
So what's she doing here?
Ooh.
Spoiled brat, huh?
Lady, i don't care who you are.
No one is going to tell me what i can or can't do.
Especially not some imported babysitter with bad teeth who
Smells like greasy armpit sweat.
Young lady, my greasy armpit sweat is a serious problem, so
I'd appreciate it if you didn't make fun of it.
Besides, your parents called me personally to ask for my help.
Ha ha ha!
I knew they had something to do with this.
I'm here to teach you some manners and respect.
Even a spoiled rotten little brat like you can be the
Perfect obedient little child.
Remember... Manners are everything.
You have no idea who you're dealing with.
We shall see.
Indeed we shall.
Yes, we shall.
All right, mandy, i want you to march into your room and give
It a good cleaning.
I don't do cleaning.
Not when i have the help, anyway.
Dad, room, clean, now!
Right away, supreme overlord master.
No, no, no, no!
You're supposed to do it yourself so that you can learn
Responsibility.
All clean, mandy.
Shame on you.
Shame!
Shame, i say!
You're her father.
You're not supposed to clean her room for her.
I'm not?
Absolutely not.
You have to make her clean her own room!
You're right.
Ugh... You have to show her who's boss.
You know it!
Show her who wears the pants in the family.
Yeah!
Show no fear!
No fear!
Get in here now.
You missed a spot.
Coming, mandy!
Ok, claire.
I want you to order mandy to wash the dishes.
Oh!
You mean actually talk to mandy without written consent or my
Appointment at least one week in advance?
Are you crazy?
Are you mad, woman?
Girl, you best get up out of my grill if you know what's good
For you.
Sorry.
Now go tell mandy!
Uh, mandy?
Can... Can you come here a minute.
Now remember, be strong with her.
Don't back down!
She'll respect your authority.
This better be important, mother.
Mandy, i'd like you wash the dishes this
Morning.
Good job, mandy!
Thank you so much for your help.
You are such a good girl.
Here, have some money and rare jewels.
Enjoy.
Ok, listen, nanny.
It's obvious to me that you are striking out completely trying
To discipline mandy.
It's like trying to reap a turkey dinner... Pointless.
So i'm volunteering my services to help you turn mandy into a
Semi-Normal child.
My supernatural services, if you get my meaning.
You want to smooch me, don't you?
All right, young lady.
Turn off the telly.
It's time for you to do your homework!
After this show's over.
I said now!
And i said after this show's over.
Here, boy, put this somewhere no one will ever be
Able to find it.
Uh... What?
Yeah, that thing's never coming out.
Now march your fanny upstairs and do your homework!
Y... Yes sweetie, what is your bidding?
Turn on the tv, swine.
Oh!
Right away.
Honey, i made some oatmeal cookies just for you.
It took me 51/2 hours to make them.
You know i hate oatmeal cookies.
Thank you.
Come on, claire.
You've got to fight this absurd power your daughter has over
You.
Now's our chance to help the nanny defeat mandy.
Be careful, grim.
Careful is my middle name.
Huh, i never forgave mommy for that one.
Uh... Bl... Whah?
Mandy, what are you doing?
You should be in your room doing your homework.
Yes!
That's right, young lady.
Listen to your mother!
I don't have to do my homework if i
Don't want to.
You don't have to do your homework if you don't want to.
I could watch tv all night if i want.
You could watch tv all night if you want.
Nooooo!
So close!
There goes my perfect record.
Face it, nanny, you have no power here.
I control everything and everyone.
Isn't that right?
Yes, mandy.
This is my world.
I'm just letting you live here.
Get her.
No. No, no, no, no.
Stay back, you fiends, stay back!
Nooo!
Shame on both of you!
Grim, i know it was you that
Helped the nanny.
You've got to come out sometime, you know.
It's going down.
Oh, it's definitely going down.
All the way down.
Down to the ground.
All right, already!
This is boring!
You are boring me!
You guys just keep going on and on and on and on and on and on
And on and on!
Just move to the part where you battle with your laser swords!
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