No me gusta.
[ imitates machine
I thought we were
Going out for a hamburger.
We've been in this car for hours.
I get cranky when i'm hungry.
I get hungry when i'm cranky!
We're like twins!
Well, we finally made
It to the flatburger drive-Through.
Hello!
We'd like to order three of the number 2s, two of the number 1s,
One 4, two 6s, an 8, and a 5-Pack of those cookies with the
Clown faces on them.
Hello?
I'd like a number 2.
Ooh! With extra corn.
We're gonna be okay.
I'm not going anywhere near that tent.
But we'll die without the tent.
Yeah, tough call.
Aah!
As long as we're downwind, we're safe.
It'll be a good life, here in...
Mexico.
Sure, little girl.
We can call it mexico.
No, it is mexico.
Better help her cope.
She's losing it.
And i think i'm gonna take my chances in the desert.
Mandy, nooo!
Hard to believe we missed that.
I love piñata lajara.
It reminds me of home.
It's called dia de los muertos, the day of the dead.
The living welcome back the dead by throwing a big party.
Hey, we love the dead!
Right now i'd love some lunch.
That is the greatest costume ever!
It's no costume.
I am the grim reaper!
I love it when he does that!
Mr. Reaper, it is truly an honor.
My people are grateful for you treating our spirits with care.
Thank you for joining us in what may be the last dia de los
Muertos... Ever!
Why would this be the last dia de los muertos ever?
Long ago, when coronado first came to the new world to set up
His blanket factory, he stole something very important to the
People of mexico.
Coronado took the golden spare nose of chipotle, and he wore it
As his own.
The spirits of our honor...
They demanded that we get the nose back.
You better get that nose back.
Aah!
Once we had frightened coronado by dressing as the
Skeletons, we were able to honor our ancestors by returning the
Golden nose of chipotle to the pyramid where it belonged.
And there it rests to this very day, guarded by the ghost of the
Very man who stole it.
So every year my people celebrate the return of the
Golden nose by dressing like you.
Oh! Well, gosh.
That still doesn't explain why this is the last dia
De los muertos ever.
Oh, that's because of...
That is del uglio, the greatest and ugliest luchadore in the
History of all time.
He wants to take the golden nose of chipotle and use it to make
Himself less ugly.
If he takes the nose, the spirits of our ancestors will be
Angered.
Why don't you stop him?
Because he's got mad wrestling skills.
He is unstoppable.
Cool!
Can you sign my face and/or butt?
Why are we doing this?
I don't care about the "day of the dead" festival.
Well, i do!
This is the only festival i got, and i am not letting some
Two-Bit, stupid, ugly mexican wrestler take that away from me.
Did you just say something to
Me?
Did you just say something to
Me?
Was it a compliment about my
Glistening pectoral muscles?
No, really.
It's hard to hear through this mask sometimes.
Uh, yeah, it was a compliment.
Say, why do you wear that mask, anyway?
Because, like all luchadores, i am hideously ugly to behold.
That is why i must find the other half of the map that
Leads to the golden nose of chipotle.
A solid-Gold nose with diamond boogers inside will finally make
Me beautiful.
Okay, i'll bite.
Where's the first half of the map?
It is also beneath my mask.
I was born with a mighty birthmark on the back of my
Head.
Huh?
A map... A map that leads to the golden nose of chipotle!
It is said that my long-Lost twin brother has the other half
Of the map.
When i find him, i will find the path to the treasure of the
Nose!
Hey!
That looks like my birthmark!
I think you stepped in something.
See?
I was born with a birthmark like that, too.
This is awesome!
We're long-Lost twin brothers!
I always wanted an ugly brother.
Hey, hermano!
Uh, no.
Billy!
Ouch!
How could you, del uglio?
We are merely... With the nose, del uglio will
Be del gorgioso.
I think that's our cue.
I think you're right, mandy.
That's our cue to travel to the haunted ruins of chipotle and
Recover the golden nose.
No, i meant that was our cue to go home.
Not until i've saved el dia de los muertos!
But how will we find my brother?
He's got the map.
Follow the luchadore.
So close.
It's about time.
You told me my pizza would be here in 35 minutes, and it's
Been...
I got... Held up.
You are so totally not getting a tip.
Whoa!
Can't catch me!
To the victor goes the spoils!
Not so fast.
You are going down, del uglio.
Were the outfits really necessary?
Oh, yes!
Give up the nose, del uglio.
It is mine!
I need it to be handsome!
It is ours!
We need it for our festival.
Why don't you brats keep your noses out of other people's
Noses' business?
But what about your honor, del uglio?
What about the traditions of your peoples...
Our peoples?
I have no need for honor.
I have no need for tradition.
I have the nose!
But the children of mexico need it, my brother.
You don't need the nose.
Isn't my love enough?
Isn't my love ever enough?
You do not understand, little
Brother.
I am the ugliest man alive.
That is why i wear this mask.
Eww.
Now it is you who must unmask.
You're the real grim reaper?
Aah!
Who knew it would be that easy?
Jackpot.
Guillermo!
Now you kids can have the...
"dia de los menthol" again.
Yay!
Menthol, "shmenthol."
I'm getting a plane ticket home.
But those are diamonds.
Then i guess i can buy my own jet.
Take me through the park, bitterman.
Well, el dia de los muertos is ruined.
Yeah, but i got a brother!
Me too!
And i found the son that i didn't even know i had,
Because it doesn't even seem possible.
I'm a dirty boy.
I'm a dirty... I'm a dirty boy!
Billy, you've just evolved a notch up the idiot
Ladder.
Such biting comments, mandy.
But now they'll bite you... In the butt!
I call to the stand... Mandy's mom and dad!
It's not that we don't love mandy.
We love her very much.
It's just that we're...
Kind of scared of her.
That's why we're hardly in any of these episodes.
I'm usually too afraid to even make eye contact.
When she was born, wolves came to try and raise her
As one of their own.
Sometimes i wonder if we were right to stop them.
Where did we go wrong?
Shh-Shh-Shh!
It's okay.
That's just ill, yo.
Why is he trying to eat her face?
Okay, enough of this.
Call your next witness.
Eck!
Say, "colonel major
Cheese!" aahhh!
Give it to me!
Sell it, baby!
Work it! Work it!
Yeah, that's it.
Mmm-Mmm.
That's gold!
Yeah! Give me some.
Yeah!
Say, "colonel major cheese."
That's my camera!
You got this out of grim's trunk, didn't you?
It says billy!
I'm just not a good speller.
It's mine!
But geography is my life.
Right now your life belongs to me.
Let's find grim.
♪ Oh ♪ I am the chicken,
And the feathers will fly ♪ ♪ Bok-Bok-Bok, bok-Bok-Bok-Bok,
Aah!
Say, "major colonel cheese!"
Oh! What? Stop!
I wasn't doing anything!
That better not end up on the internet!
It's my new camera.
Which looks a lot like my old camera.
Billy stole your camera.
It's new to me.
This is an underworld "true heart" camera.
It takes a picture of a person's most secret place.
The gizzard, hmm?
No, you mental munchkin, your true heart.
It reveals the essence of who you truly are.
Yeah... Terrifying.
I'm gonna take some more pictures.
Beware!
The underworld "true heart" camera will expose your darkest
Truth!
Destroy the film.
No one wants to see their true heart.
And you should destroy that shirt.
No one should see your true fashion sense!
Oh...
Oh, yeah!
Hi, irwin.
Hi, billy.
Hello, my flower that never
Wilts, my song that never gets old, my... Aah!
I'm blind, yo!
Aahhh!
I'll never see mandy again!
But your face is still etched on my eyelids, yo.
Pretty.
No surprises there.
This can't be right.
Your camera's broken.
No thanks to you.
Aah!
Well, no surprises there.
Look at the next one.
What does that mean?
Wow!
It's been a long time since i've seen one of those.
I think you should have a heart-To-Heart, or whatever that
Is that pumps your blood, with irwin.
♪ He who makes the cheese puffy,
Yo, like gravity ♪ ♪ Whoo-Hoo-Hoo
Explain this.
There's a touch of evil in your heart, a touch of cold, black
Evil that eerily, creepily, disturbingly looks like mine.
Let me explain, my pet.
I'm not the man you see before
You, yo.
I have a secret past!
Turns out i was born bad.
What have i... Aah!
I was bad at home.
And i was bad away from home.
Shh!
Aah!
See here, you screaming baby.
I hate it when people bring babies on planes, and they claw
My face off.
I was born bad, yo!
I'm a rebel.
I, uh, respect you?
But it's just not possible.
It's triggedy-True, yo.
But i'm not bad anymore.
My daddy taught me all about love and respect.
Irwin, go give that pacifier
Back to that baby!
How would you like it if he stole your mouse head
Collection?
And through that i was able to overcome my evil nature,
Yo.
My true heart grew three sizes that day.
Sounds painful.
Once your heart begins changing from darkness and evil
To peace-Loving happiness, there's no turning back, mandy.
No turning back, yo!
If i respect irwin,
Then i'm in danger of losing my true heart the way that he did.
Aaahhhh!
Pink and fluffy...
Is she gonna be okay, grim?
I don't know, billy.
Mandy's true heart is changing.
She might be okay, but she'll never be the same.
There is only one way to turn mandy back to normal.
Then i know what we must do.
We must go outside and play on the seesaw.
Good point.
Why would we want the old mandy back?
Ya-Hoo!
Yippee!
Such... Good... Friends.
No!
My true heart... I'm losing it.
♪ Colonel major cheese
Makes me burp ♪ ♪ Colonel major cheese,
A fine dessert ♪ ♪ Colonel major cheese
Fools like art ♪ ♪ Colonel major cheese
Makes me fart ♪ Colonel major cheese
Don't make you burp, silly.
Uh, mandy?
What did you say?
I said...
You're burning up, my molten flower.
What's happened to you, yo?
I said, "colonel major cheese don't make you burp,
Silly."
Oh, mandy, i do burp.
I can't control it.
It just happens.
Like... Love.
Mandy, your true heart is changing.
Soon you'll be just like me, yo!
Irwin, i...
I hate colonel major cheese.
I know.
You do?
I know everything about you, mandy.
Okay, let's put aside that bit of creepiness for the
Moment.
You knew what would happen when you, you know.
I love you just the way you are, mean and surly.
Thank you.
And that's for kissing me.
It ain't easy being a player, yo!