Ha ha ha ha ha!
Don't think about polar bears.
Ok, class, pay attention.
In case anyone even remotely
Cares about their future, next week's final exam...
I... I guess i should've put the safety on this sucker.
Oh, it was already on.
Heh heh.
Oh, i have crispy skin!
Like i was saying, next week's final exam will
Count for 99.9999 99999...
99999999 percent of your grade, and the results will most likely
Go on your permanent record and haunt you for the rest of your
Natural born lives, and...
So, mandy, you want to be my
Study buddy for the big test next week?
We could stay up all night together studying.
In your dreams, geek boy.
Well, i plan on studying my butt off this time.
I'm determined to beat my "d-" average.
You can't stay focused on 1 thing for more than 5 seconds.
Your tiny brain is simply incapable of paying attention.
In fact, you're probably already imagining me as some...
Freakish creature with a giant fish head and a chicken body,
That's got tentacles of some kind, sporting a huge gold
Chain, that lays delightful chocolate-Filled eggs.
It's not as delicious as it sounds, yo.
Do me! Do me!
Snap out of it.
What were we talking about?
Studying for the big test next monday.
Mm-Hmm, that's right.
And i plan on getting a better grade than both of you.
You'll see.
Now, if you'd be so kind, mr. Delgado.
1 week later... >> an... "f"?
What happened, billy?
I thought you were going to study your butt off.
I did study my butt off!
I did!
See?
At least, i think i did.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee!
I guess i didn't study after all.
Mandy, do you know what this means?
This test may stop me from fulfilling my lifelong dream of
Growing up to be a smart and successful business woman.
I must warn you.
Extreme sadness gives me gas.
Billy, what's wrong?
I don't want to waste your time with my troubles.
Fine.
See ya, wouldn't want to be you.
It all started last week when miss butterbean first told us
About the big test.
I studied really, really hard for it, and i still failed!
Well, it's about time you got
A dose of the real world, billy.
But i like the cartoon world better.
How else can i do things like this?
Ugh.
Boy, you're gonna have to learn some day that life has its good
Times and its bad times.
But mostly bad.
In fact, almost always bad.
But you just gotta deal with it.
I mean, it's not like you can magically change something when
It goes wrong, like i can with me good-Old trusty scythe.
Yep, it's too bad you don't have a magical scythe like i do.
You remember my scythe, don't you?
Yes, sir, it can do almost anything.
My scythe, that is.
All right, i'll see ya.
Grim! That's it!
Wait!
I need you to use your scythe to change the grade on my test
From an... "f" to an... "a".
Boy, where'd you get a crazy idea like that?
No, i won't do it.
That's not going to work on me this time, billy, i'm telling
You right now.
Oh, man, not the quivering
Lip.
Ohh, all right, fine, i'll do it.
Boo-Yah!
Now, hold your test paper up high and close your eyes.
Hmm.
Something doesn't feel quite right.
I can't shake this uneasy feeling in my stomach,
Like i just did something i shouldn't have.
Perhaps you are afflicted with a mild case of irritable
Bowel syndrome.
No, that's not it.
Wait... What did you say?
I'm off to see my birth mother now, so that i may show
Her my test examination.
I bid you adieu, grim.
Sir delgado, if i may borrow your services for a moment?
The next day.
Stop it!
I'm telling!
One at a time girls.
There's plenty of irwin to go around, yo.
Ok, class, settle down.
Now, who here knows what 47 times 12 equals?
Eat it, butterbean.
Players don't do math, yo!
Uh, eh, anyone else?
Hoo!
564.
Right!
How about 52 times 8?
416.
Uh... Uh, 122 times 75?
9,150.
Oh!
Uh, uh... 635 times 322.
204,417.
What about 4... 2,580,426.
Eh, it is painstakingly obvious that your outermost layer of the
Cerebral hemisphere fails miserably at being able to
Analyze sensory data and perform memory functions.
I scoff at your intelligence!
Scoff, scoff, scoff!
Scoff!
Why can't i shake this feeling like something is
Horribly wrong?
I just don't know what it is.
Maybe a sandwich will make me feel better.
Hey, gladys.
Can you fix me up a tuna sandwich?
Sure!
Just give me a minute, sugarbottom.
Whoa!
Dude look like a lady!
Harold, is that you?
What are you talking about, grim?
Hi, honey, i'm home!
Boy, it was like a madhouse at the office today.
I am so glad to be home.
How was your day, honey?
Fine.
Guess what your son brought home from school?
An "a" on his test paper.
Oh, no!
That's it!
That's gotta be it!
I gotta find billy, quick!
Billy, billy!
Oh, there you are.
You've got to listen to me.
When i magically changed the grade on your paper, it created
Some kind of alternate reality.
We've got to change your grade back!
What are you talking about, grim?
Mandy!
How do you feel?
Are you still the same heartless, vile, despicable
Demon child you once were?
Aah!
You still are.
Grim, you simple-Minded ignoramous.
Don't you see that for the first time ever, i am highly respected
In the eyes of my peers for my superior intellect.
One could say i'm almost wor... Aah... Shipped!
I'm telling you now, boy.
Only disaster can come about from all this!
Disaster, i tell you!
Disaster!
Check mate.
Billy, ze nobel peace prize committee
And all the nerds worldwide proudly present you this...
The nobel peace prize.
Hah hah hah, that's my boy!
Billy's intellect is accelerating way too fast!
Can't you just zap billy's test and change his grade
Yourself?
Bah, it won't work.
When i zapped billy's paper, it totally borked the space time
Continuum.
Well, billy's not allowed to be smarter than me.
It's just not right, grim.
There's only 1 thing to do.
We've got to go back in time and stop me from changing billy's
Grade in the first place.
Grim, what is this place?
We are traveling back through the fabric of time and space.
Isn't this usually done with some kind of time machine of
Some sort?
Well, excuse me for not being able to afford to travel through
Time in a goofy lady's european sports car or something.
Now hold your test paper up high and close your eyes.
No!
Don't do it!
Hey, you're me!
Yes, i'm grim from 1 week into the future.
I'm here to stop you from changing billy's grade and
Causing all of reality to reverse itself.
Wow, it's a good thing you showed up when you did.
I was about to... Hey!
Me scythe!
No!
Come on, we gotta go back further into the past and try to
Get billy to study for his test so he'll never ask us to change
His grade.
Billy, billy!
Oh, there you are.
Listen to me, boy.
It is very important that you study for your exam next week.
Got it?
The future of the free world depends solely on how you do on
That test!
Oh, you don'ts gots to worry about that, grims.
I already planned on studying.
An "f"!
Mm, i guess i'll just have to steal one of your scythes and
Turn this baby into an "a".
Aah!
Let's go back further and see if we can stop billy from ever
Being born.
Harold, i'm happy to say it is a human.
Oh, yeah!
Aah!
So, it is settled, then.
Your 12th son shall marry my 10th daughter.
Yeah, throw in a couple of hot dogs, and you gots a deal.
Ok, fine.
Listen, mandy, we've been through hundreds and hundreds of
Portals, century after century!
This could go on forever and ever!
Who knows how this will all end?
Welcome to "unsolvable mysteries."
Today we examine the abominable fact, fiction,
Or unsolvable mystery?
Your hair is an unsolvable mystery.
Deep in the remote himalayas, a crack team of scientists
Recently found this set of footprints far too large to
Have been made by man.
With these footprints as a guide, our "unsolvable
Mystery" specialists have created this scientific
Rendering of what the abominable snowman looks like.
What a bunch of malarkey.
How can an animal be so elusive that it's never been
Caught... Alive or dead?
That is why we're offering a $5,000 reward for anyone
Who provides us further proof of the existence of the abominable
Snowman captured on video.
Hmm.
Looks like i may have some unfinished business from the
Pleistocene epoch.
Let's bag ourselves a snowman!
Calm yourself, boy.
This is my unfinished business and mine alone.
Well, remember that in your business, you report to
2 superior executives.
All in favor of going to the himalayas, say "aye."
Aye.
You!
Ugh.
I get no respect.
No respect, i tell you!
Well, what are we waiting for, a wipe transition?
Uh!
Ow!
Well, this is the highest point around, so let's split up
And have ourselves a look-See.
Oh, has mankind no shame!
This week's election for the oprah book club is...
Hey, amiguito.
What's going on here?
Mandy, there's someone else up here!
Who is it, billy?
I don't know.
He's hairy, smelly, and not wearing any clothes.
Billy, how did your dad get all the way...
Wait, who are you?
Who, me?
I'm the abominable snowman!
Ha ha!
But you can call me a-Bom.
The abdominable snowman?
Hey, a-Bom, say hello to a lunch date you stood up a
Zillion or so years ago.
So, we finally meet, snowman.
Oh!
Hey, reaper, heh heh, heh.
So what brings you to these parts?
You've been hiding your hide in these hills for eons to keep
Old death at bay!
Oh, ho, that's nonsense.
I love visitors.
I'll tell you what, reaper.
Seeing that this is a pretty windy place to pass from this
World, how's abouts you let me drop my doggies off at home?
Well... Great!
Hop on!
Boy, it sure is cold out
Here, mr. Abdominal.
Sure is, billy.
Only the strong survive.
The weak are eaten by vultures.
Hey, stupid bird, undead is not the same as dead-Dead.
No meat here!
This giant wall of ice is a glacier.
Some glaciers can move up to 6 feet per day.
Well, here we are.
My little corner of paradise.
Well, the geography lesson has been riveting, snowman, but
It's time for me to do my job.
Ohh, of course, grim.
But first, would you allow me the luxury of feeding my sled
Dogs one last time?
Make it quick.
Hey, little doggies!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, settle down, now.
I got something important to tell you all.
Daddy's going on a trip, and he's gonna be gone for a
Long time.
In fact, he's gonna be gone forever!
Oh, brother.
And since i'm the only one keeping all 32 of you from
A frigid death, i'm just gonna nail the kibble
Chute permanently open.
Poor little doggies!
Oh, don't fret for them, billy.
Remember, being frozen is like going to sleep.
And what's more comforting before you go to sleep
Than a lullaby?
What?
The time now has come for us
To say our goodbyes ♪
All right, all right.
That's enough.
I'm sorry, i'm sorry.
You're right.
I mean, what does it matter?
Grim, we came for the snowman, not the dogs, right?
Not my problem.
I'm not the one that's been playing hide and seek with
Destiny for a million years.
Well, maybe mr. Snowman knows how to...
Mr. Snowman?
Where did he go?
He snuck off while me back was turned!
Don't let him get away!
Aah!
What the...
Why me? Well, don't just stand there
Staring, grab some shovels, quick!
There's our man.
Now, don't take your eyes off him, even for a second.
On your feet, snowman.
We've had enough of your tricks.
Grim, did you know that the himalayan condor is an
Endangered species that needs our protection?
Heartwarming.
Egg warming, actually.
I'm sitting on an egg!
And when it hatches, you know what will come out?
A 2-Headed grandma?
No, a baby condor.
This egg has no mother to keep it warm.
And since i now have another little life to look after
Besides my own, i am afraid my butt is firmly
Planted here on warming duty.
Well, i happen to have a volunteer whose butt has been
Known to warm entire swimming pools.
Well... Ok!
She's all yours, puppy.
But, billy, are you ready to take on the responsibility of
Being a parent?
I don't know.
Can my butt provide the comfort and security this little egg needs?
To make you the happiest little child that can be
Shh...
Don't fear.
I will comfort you, little eggy.
Billy, shut up, you are not a bird.
Just bird-Brained.
Maybe i'll ask mr. Snowman to let your rump do the
Roasting.
Oh, confound it!
He slipped away again!
I thought i told you to keep him in your sights.
Don't blame the dutiful father.
I'm busy looking after my healthy child.
Ugh.
Ye... Ah... Oh, what an egg-Splosion!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ow!
Say, little princess.
They come and do bridal expos last week.
Whoa!
Billy, now.
Aah!
Ha ha!
Well, snowman, looks like you've been snared by the trappings of
Marriage.
All right, a-Bom, let's see how well you can pokey that
Hokey of yours.
Keep shufflin', shaggy.
Ooh!
A bell tower!
This should wake everyone up.
Wow!
Real nepalese!
Wow!
What's that mean?
The light in me recognizes the light that is
In you.
You can translate for me.
Hello, everyone!
I'm going to take a movie of you.
Everyone who's short i need
To stand forward.
And those folks need to kneel down in front.
So let's all put on our happy faces!
And flash me a big smile, like this.
The light in me recognizes the light in you!
That didn't go very well.
No problem, just as long as we've still got our big ticket
Item.
Let's go, chewbacca.
Hey...
Find him, grim.
Find him, and hurt him.
Ouch.
Well, snowman, looks like
You've gone and gotten yourself cornered.
Don't count your victories too fast, grim.
I've escaped too many times to count!
Ah, yeti.
But this night i have a secret weapon at my disposal.
A tape measure?
Just how far did you say these glaciers can travel
In 24 hours, snowman?
6 feet.
What's your point?
Well, it just happens to be midnight right now.
Aah!
You haven't seen the last of me, grim!
I'll get you for this!
Grab yourself a thread, kiddos.
It's finally the end of the line for our old friend a-Bom.
Welcome to "unsolvable mysteries."
Today we turn our attention to the loch ness monster.
Some have said that the monster is a living example of an
Ancient plesiosaur, long thought to be extinct.
What a bunch of malarkey.
Camera to replace the one lost in this tragic misunderstanding.
What a nice gesture, man.
How could i have thought ill of you, my friend?
Apology accepted.
Enjoy your new camera!
Okey-Dokey!
Wait... This is a condor egg!
Hah!
In your face!
Ooh, hoo, looks like the old a-Bom has dropped his payload,
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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